1) Dick Bandit, we hope you stay alive for another year.
2) Ben English, hope your used Astin Martin helps attract a lot of chicks and dicks.
3) Scott Fayner, hope your used Saturn gets you from point A to point B safely and swiftly.
4) Tiffany Holiday, best wishes for you gaining 25 pounds.
5) Larry Flynt, best wishes that you stop allowing kin to fuck up your company.
6) David Joseph from Red Light, just keep doin what you’re doin!!
8) Greg Alves from Zero Tolerance, just keep Wendi happy.
9) Travis Nestor, good luck finding a new bitch!
10) Jesse & Rich Jane, best wishes to your new marriage.
11) Gauge, best wishes that you please come back!
12) Rita Faltoyano & Tommy Gunn, best wishes to stop flaking.
13) Shy Love, best wishes you wake up and see the truth!
14) Taylor Rain, best wishes on purchasing real estate.
15) Kelly Erikson & Anthony Simone, keep it up as the best looking couple in porn.
16) Jerry from Mallcom, best wishes on buying up the world.
17) Nate Dawg, best wishes on SCORING with ANY CHICK.
18) Vanity, best wishes on fooling more dumb as guys!!
19) Dcypher, best wishes on winning Director of the Year
20) Norman & Jackie, best wishes on your engagement.
21) Mike Adams, best wishes on your new 5 series BMW
22) Justine Joli, best wishes on just being you, HOT HOT HOT
23) Johnni Darko, just keep being DA MAN
24) Nacho Vida, good luck in figuring out what the fuck you are!!!
25) Ashley Blue, good luck with another year at JM
26) Jules Jordan, keep cranking out the best porn there is.
27) Skeeter Kerkove, good luck in life and beating the false allegations.
28) John Stagliano, good luck maintaining the best company in the business.
29) Jenna Haze, good luck in your B/G comeback.
30) Tera Patrick, good luck on knocking out more killer sex vids.
31) Luke Ford, best wishes that you keep writing the best stories in the adult biz.
32) Tim Connelly, best of luck in 2006 that you come back healthy and stronger than ever!

more to come

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