Slick nick stole a reindeer from the zoo
 Fell down my chimney with a keg of brew
 Put my dog out in the cold
 Ripped off the candy from my socks
 Smokin’ coal and drinkin’ scotch
 Slick nick you devil you
 (devil you, devil you)
 Slick nick you devil you
 (devil you, devil you)
 Dressed in red and overweight boot
 Stole the tv and the stereo
 And the toys
 The toys were broken too
 You devil you
 Slick nick you devil you
 I saw slick nick fall over the x-mas tree
 He was a whole different man from
 What mom and dad told me
 Spillin’ jack daniels all over the drapes
 Spray-painting a bad finger over the fireplace
 Tatoos on his arms and knees
 I never thought santa claus would be such a sleaze ! but…
 Slick nick you devil you…
 Cussin’ and coppin’ and playin’ punk-rock
 And every once in a while you’d just scratch your jock
 Hey ! slick nick, where are my toys ?
 You went drinking with the boys
 You put mad dog in my sock
 I wanted candy (x3)
 Oh, oh ! I thought you were my buddy and chum
 But you’re just a downtown bum
 Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes
 You just told me a bunch of lies…
 Slick nick you devil you…
 Santa claus… huh !



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