It fucking sucks trying to score coke in Minneapolis. The fucking crack/meth epidemic is horrible here. It’s all that’s availabile. What the fuck? Do you have any advice for me? It’s easy to get good coke in Vegas, or San Diego, or any of my vacation spots, but there isn’t shit in MN other than trailer park drugs! It’s cold as fuck here too, there’s nothing else to do other than indulge in quality drugs this time of year! I have lots of sticky weed but that doesnt count, I need some fucking cocaine, help!
Fayner Says: You don’t need help. You need to move.