WARNINGS ABOUT THE EX-BOYFRIEND OF MICHELLE MAYLENE
&
THE STRANGE DEALINGS OF A WANNA-BE MALE STRIPPER NAMED LEVI
PART ONE
BECAUSE OF HER FORMER BEAU LEVI, MICHELLE WILL NO LONGER WEAR HER FAVORITE PAIR OF LEVI’S. WE’RE NOT UPSET, ARE YOU?
Fayner Clause Posts: Last night the joint was jumping. Cocktails were flowing. Bullshit was spewing. Hearts were breaking.
Barrett comes up to me.
"Hey."
"Hey."
He has a story for me.
"A story?"
"Yes, a story."
Try and keep up, kiddies…
Players: Barrett Blade, Kirsten Price, Michelle Maylene, Levi.
City: Los Angeles
Century: 21st.
Moons gravitational pull: Strong
Tulips in season: No
Barrett did a softcore scene for Robert Lombard of Creative Image Management (http://www.creativeimagemgmt.com) some time before Thanksgiving with Michelle. Kirsten did a softcore scene for Robert Lombard of Creative Image Management (http://www.creativeimagemgmt.com) some time before Thanksgiving with Levi.
The scenario goes like this: While Kirsten isn’t looking, Levi grabs her phone and calls his own, then calls her phone with his and saves it under his name.
Right after Thanksgiving, Kirsten gets a call from Levi. Strange, she thought, considering she never put his name in her phone, nor gave him her digits. Levi tried shooting the shit with her, even went so far as to ask her if she and Barrett liked group sex. She told him to fuck off and not to ever call her again.
Some time later, Barrett calls Levi to confront him. Levi claims to not know who Levi is and says he has the wrong number. Barrett informs him to lose Kirsten’s number and keep his distance from his wife.
So far, Levi has gotten the point.
THE STORY GETS EVEN MORE CREEPY TOMORROW…SO STAY TUNED FOR MICHELLE’S COMMENTS ABOUT THIS EX-BOYFRIEND AND HIS WARPED SENSE OF REALITY…
CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY