Director Michael Adam, the man who hates everything and everyone, confesses a fondness for Fayner
THE MASSHOLE BOND IS STRONG
Fayner Posts: I was smoking a Marlboro outside the set of Kiss My Ass while Todd Todd chatted on his phone with veteran pornographer/ sourpuss Michael Adam. Mike, for anyone who doesn’t know him, is bitter and surly underneath his comedic shell, much like his good friend and former partner Mike Quasar. Despite their recent notoriety, the years of pumping out mediocre porn for Metro simply raped any happiness left in both men, leaving them damaged and uninspired.
Who can blame them, really? Whenever they got a shot at making something good, Metro would throw Houston their way and demand she has a role in the picture.
Todd Todd relays to Michael how, for once, I don’t look on the verge of death and actually look good.
Putting him on speaker phone, Adam informs me that he likes me, always has.
"I remember when you started in porn, before the drugs and the skanks and the scumbaginess. You were a sweet kid from Boston. What happened?"
"You should be thankful," Todd Todd said, "’cause he hates everyone. I can’t believe he likes you!"
"It’s a Massachusetts thing," I replied.
I must say this was a real dumb story. I don’t know why I wrote it.