ON THE SET OF DEFIANCE FILMS’ KISS MY ASS
Walked inside, saw Lauren, gave her a hug.
"You don’t have any cum on you, do you?" I cried.
Not yet," she said.
"I guess it would be too late if you did. I’m out of shape."
Todd Todd eat chips from a bag on the counter.
"Dude," I said, "Lauren was just rummaging for potato chips with cum all over her hands in that same bag! Gross!"
I noticed that not once was an ass kissed during Lauren and Cindy Crawford’s scene, although the title is Kiss My Ass. Layer I figured out that it refers to being submissive.
Cindy has a tattoo on her lower back of a chick.
"Nice tattoo," Lauren says.
"Thanks. It’s me, only with big tits.
I drew a picture in my notebook of me with a tattoo of myself sporting a huge cock.
Oh yeah, Lauren and Cindy got their rectums shellacked hardcore style.