Gay Bob goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. 
 
The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I’m not going to beat around the bush 
 
"You have AIDS." 
 
Gay Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?". 
 
Doc says, 
 
"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots, drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." 
 
Gay Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" 
 
Doc says, 

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your Ass is for."