TMFR WRITES FROM JOURNAL:

LAST TUESDAY WE ALL ROLLED OUT TOO BEST BUY AROUND MIDNIGHT TO GRAB THE NEW ROCKBAND!!! WE ROLLED IN THE PARKING LOT AND IT WAS PACKED ALMOST FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT WE WERE NOT GOING TO GET ONE!!! BUT THEN WE ALL PULLED ARE HEADS TOGETHER AND THOUGHT OF A SOILD PLAN! I SCOPED OUT THE SPOT AND CHECKED EVERYONE OUT IN LINE. I WAS LOOKING FOR POTHEADS CUZ WE DIDN’T HAVE ANY PORN IN THE TRUCK! SO I WENT BACK TO THE BACK OF THE LINE AND GRABBED STACI “COME ON LET’S GO SLAP SOME PIMP JUICE AND SEE IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO WE ARE!!!”

WENT BACK TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AND I OFFERED THIS GUY AND HIS SON 100 BUCKS IF WE CAN IN FRONT OF HIM! THE DAD SAID NO RIGHT AWAY AND THE SON SAID “DAD WE CAN BUY MORE GAMES WITH THAT MONEY!!!” , ON TO THE NEXT “DO YOU SMOKE POT? WE ARE NOT THE COPS WHY ARE U LOOKING AT US THAT WAY??” PEOPLE WERE TRIPPIN PROABLY CUZ WE WERE SO POTTED OR BECAUSE WE WERE ASKING EVERYONE IN LINE IF THEY SMOKED POT!!!!

ABOUT THE 8TH PERSON IN LINE LET US CUT IN LINE CUZ THEY KNEW WHO WE WERE! RIGHT AWAY A GUY FROM THERE GROUP SAID ” YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR? I THINK I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE?” STACI CHIMMED IN ” YOU DON’T THINK EVERYONE SAYS THAT TO HER? YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS! DON’T BE SCARED TO ASK IF SHE’S TAYLOR MUTHA FUCKIN’ RAIN!!!” THEN I SHOW THEM ALL MY BOTTOM LIP AND THEY ALL WERE HYPED! IT IS TAYLOR RAIN!!! YOU GIRLS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO CHILL WIH US!!! HOLLER 420! DO YOU GUYS SMOKE??? ONLY ONE DUDE SAID YES SO I GAVE HIM A FAT OG NUGGET!!! FUCK IT WE WERE NOW THE 8TH PERSON IN LINE FOR ROCKBAND!!!! HOLLER!!!

AROUND 11:45 A COUPLE GUYS FROM BEST BUY CAME OUT AND TOLD US WHAT WAS GOIN ON AND HOW MANY X BOX ROCKBANDS(55) THERE WERE AND HOW MANY PLAYSTATION 3 ROCKBANDS (13) THERE WERE! THAT ISN’T A LOT SO THANK GOD WE CUT IN LINE!!! ALSO THANK GOD WE HAVE X BOX!!! SO WE SHOT THE SHIT FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES!! ANOTHER GUY CAME UP AN HE SAID HE HEARD MY VOICE AND HE HAD TO SEE IF IT WAS REALLY TAYLOR RAIN? HE ENDED UP BEING REALLY ANNOYING AND HE HAD A TREO PHONE AND WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT THE TREO WAS BETTER THAN THE NEW I PHONE! TREOS WERE SO 4 YEARS AGO! SORRY IF ANYONE HAS ONE! : )) SO THATS WHEN DEZ CAME IN AND HAD TO THROW HIM OUT OF OUR CIRCLE! EVEN THE GUYS THAT LET US CUT WERE READY TO JUMP HIM!!! DEZ TOOK CARE OF HIM!!! FUCK IT!

AROUND 11:55PM THEY CAME OUT AGAIN BUT WITH CAMERAS SO STACI AND I STARTED POSING LIKE LITTLE WHORES THAT WE ARE I GUESS IT COMES NATURAL TOO US!!! FUCK IT! EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING COMMON WE WANT OUR ROCKBAND!!! COME ON OPEN UP ALREADY!!! THERE WERE RIOTS ON THE STREET WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU??? J/K JUST REALLY HIGH THIS MORNING! :))

FINALLY, AT MIDNIIGHT DOORS OPENED! THE FIRST KID THAT I OFFERED A 100 BUCKS TOO CAME OUT OF BEST BUY ALL PROUD AND DID A LITTLE DANCE FOR ALL OF US!!! THEY WERE LETTING THREE IN AT A TIME ! AROUND 12:20 WE WERE OUT THE DOOR WITH OUR ROCKBAND! WE WERE ALSO SO VERY PROUD AND HAPPY!!!! FUCK IT!

WE WENT 100 ON THE FREEWAY ALL THE WAY HOME AND SET UP THE BAND RIGHT AWAY AND I THINK WE PLAYED TIL 4:20AM!! I CRASHED ON THE COUCH I WAS TOO POTTED AND ZANIED OUT TO DRIVE HOME! THEN WE WOKE UP AND PLAYED SOME MORE! WE ALL CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!! ANYONE THAT DOESN’T HAVE IT ALREADY SHOULD GO OUT AND GET IT! IT’S THE BOMB! GET AN X BOX VERSION SO YOU CAN PLAY LIVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ONLINE!!!!

GOTTA GO PLAY SOME ROCKBAND! GOTTA GET MY SINGING VOICE UP TO PAR CUZ TRY OUTS ARE NEXT THURSDAY FOR OUR OFFICIAL BAND!!! E MAIL ME IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF OUR BAND taylorrain420@gmail.com

LATA

TMFR

TMFR WRITES IN HER HOURNAL AT CLUBTAYLORRAINL.COM:

WENT EARLY FRIDAY MORNIN TO THE DENIST FOR A CHECK UP ON A COUPLE TEETH THAT GOT WORKED ON A COUPE MONTHS BACK….WELL HE SAID THEY LOOKED GREAT BUT THERE IS MORE WORK TO BE DONE IN MY GRILL!! OK LIKE WHAT, I SAID? HE SAYS, YOU HAVE A FEW CAVITY’S LET’S TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THEM TODAY. I SAID, FUCK THAT LET’S JUST DO ONE! SO GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY AND WAS ON MY WAY!!!! OH YA, I ALMOST GOT INTO A ACCIDENT ROLLING OUT OF THE DENIST PARKING LOT!! WHAMMY! MUST OF BEEN THE XANAX I TOOK TO CALM MY NERVES!!!

THEN I WAS OFF TO THE WEED STORE, PO BOX, THE BANK, AND TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR ALL THE FIXINS FOR LASNGNA DINNER!!!!

GOT HOME GOT REALLY HIGH, CRANKED UP SOME TUNES AND STARTED MAKING LASNGNA. FAYNER CAME OVER AND MADE SOME MUDSLIDES IT WAS LIKE 11:00 IN THE MORNING! FUCK IT! GOT THE SAUCE STARTED UP SO WE POUNDED ARE MUDSLIDES AND TOOK ALL THE DOGS TO THE PARK!!! WE TRIED TO TAKE FIVE LARGE DOGS IN FAYNERS WHITE 2 SEATER 500SL BENZ. WASNT HAPPENIN SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE TWO TRIPS! WE PUT TWO BACK IN THE HOUSE AND THEN FAYN WENT BACK AND GOT THE OTHER TWO!!! GOTTA LOVE FAYN!!!

GOT HOME AND THE MAIDS WERE THERE CLEANING SO FAYNER TOO THE DOGS AND I WENT AND GOT MY HAIR AND NAILS DID! FUCK IT!!! AT THIS POINT I WAS WASTED!!! SO I TOOK A NAP!

AROUND 4:20 MY SISTER ARRIVED AND WE BLAZED IT UP FOR ABOUT AN HOUR THEN WE MADE SOME MARGRITAS !!! THEN WE HAD TO PREP FOR MAKING THE LASGNA CUZ WE WERE HAVING PEOPLE OVER CUZ IT WAS SOME HOOKERS BIRTHDAY THAT IS STAYING IN ONE OF MY HOUSES!!!

SO AROUND 7PM I WAS TANKED BUT I WAS TOTALLY KEEPING MY COOL! I’M SO PRO WHEN COMES TO COOKING FOR LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE! SO WE WERE A LITTLE BEHIND BUT EVERYONE WAS GETTING WASTED OFF POT OR BOOZE SO I DIDN’T REALLY MATTER. THEN EVERYONE KEPT SNEEKING OVER TO MY OVEN…………..I HAD TO FEED THEM.

WE ATE A WONDERFUL MEAL FOR 10 OUTSIDE. IT WAS PERFECT, EVERYONE ENJOYED THE MEAL. TRAVIS KEPT TELLING ME I NEED TO OPEN MY OWN RESTURANT!!!! THAT IS TO MUCH WORK. MAYBE WHEN I’M A OLDER AND DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO!!! I THINK I PASSED OUT RIGHT AFTER THE MEAL MAYBE I AM GETTING OLDER??? FUCK THAT!!! I WAS FADED AND FULL!!!

THAT WAS JUST FRIDAY!!!

SATURDAY,

WOKE UP AT 7AM LIKE EVERYDAY!!! MADE SOME COFFEE, ROLLED SOME JOINTS FOR THE DAY, READ UP ON SOME NEWS, AND THEN COOKED THE MEN SOME FOOD. THEY WERE HYPED!

WE PLANNED TO GO TO CHINATOWN, JAPANTOWN, AND OLVIRA ST BY 10AM! YOU KNOW THAT DIDNT HAPPEN. LEFT AROUND 11 GOT THERE BY NOON!!! SHOPPED AND HAGGLED IN CHINATOWN FOR A MINUTE. THEN WENT TO HOP LOUIS FOR DRINKS AND APPETIZERS!

THEN WE MADE IT TO OLVIRA ST TO GO ON THE SEARCH FOR A PINATA FOR RHI’S BIRTHDAY (FAYNERS DAWG)!!! WE GOT ONE BIG ONE AND 5 SMALL ONES FOR THE OTHER PUPS AT THE PARTY!!! YUP WE ARE HAVING A DOGGIE PARTY WE ARE LAME! THEN WE WENT AND HAD LUNCH AND MARAGRITA’S AT THIS SPOT THAT I ALWAYS GO TO WHEN I GO DOWN THAT WAY!!! GO WASTED ALURA LEFT HER CREDIT CARD! TOTAL WHAMMY!!!

GOT HOME AROUND 4:20 SPARKED IT UP THEN TOOK A NAP! WOKE UP AND WENT TO DINNER AT LALA’S AND THEN WE WERE OFF TO GO GAMBLE. THAT WAS MY IDEA!!! AFTER EATING KNOW ONE WAS DOWN TO GO TO THE HUSTLER CASINO EXPECT FOR MY SIS AND DEZ!!! SO WE ROLLED OUT! DEZ HAD TO DRIVE CUZ WE WERE SHITTY AGAIN!!! FUCK IT!!!

WE GOT TO THE HUSTLER CASINO AND ALL THERE WERE WAS NIGS EVERYWHERE!!! FUCK IT WE WERE LIKE 2 MILES FROM COMPTON!!! ANYWAYS WE FIND A TABLE OUTSIDE AND SAT THERE FOR LIKE 3HRS FIGHTING FOR OUR MONEY! THAT PLACE BLOWS FOR GAMBLING. IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF DUMB NIGS PLACING $5 BETS!!! WE WERE SUPER SHITTY SO WE ORDERED SOME FOOD AT THE TABLE AND ROLLED OUT AROUND 3AM THEN WE WERE OFF TO DANNY’S THAT’S WHERE EVERYONE LINKS UP AFTER PARTYING. WE PLAYED A COUPLE SONGS ON GUITAR HERO, SMOKED A FEW BOWLS, AND SAW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ROLLING BALLS ON DANNY’S COUCH! FUCK IT!!!

GOT TO BED AROUND 4:20AM AND WE HAD MASSAGES ON SUNDAY AT 9 AM CUZ THATS ALL THEY HAD SO I BOOKED FOUR SPA APPTS. JENNA, ALUARA, SIS AND I!!! WE MADE IT BARELY BUT WE WERE NOT LATE THAT IS ALL THAT COUNTS!!! RELAXED IT UP IN THE STEAM, SUANA, AND JACUZZI! WE ALL HAD BOMB MASSAGES AND THEN WENT TO BREAKFAST AND THEN WENT BACK TO BED!!! THAT WAS MY EVENT FULL WEEKEND WITH MY FRIENDS AND SISTER!

THE END

TMFR

FROM HER WEBSITE, CLUBTAYLORRAIN.COM

LIVE CHAT COMING UP THIS WEEK ON FRIDAY THE 16TH @ 4:20 PCT!!!! DON’T MISS OUT CUZ I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED!!! HOLLER 420!!! GIVE YA A HINT IT SOMETHING VERY ENTERTAINING AND ACTIVE AT THE SAME TIME???? OH, HARD TOO!!! WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE??? SEE YOU ALL THIS FRIDAY!!!

TMFR

COME JOIN TAYLOR RAIN THIS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST @ 4:20 IN THE AFTERNOON!

SHE’S GONNA CHAT!

SHE’S GONNA SMOKE WEED!

SHE’S GONNA PLAY WITH HER DOGS (NOT IN THE DIRTY WAY)!

SHE’S GONNA GET NAKED!

REMEMBER, 4:20 PM THIS THURSDAY @ WWW.CLUBTAYLORRAIN.COM

TMFR WRITES ON HER WEB SITE

SO WE’RE IN NANFUCKIT AND GOIN INTO TOWN TO GO SHOPPING A BE FAMOUS, DUMBASS FAYNER SAYS “HEY, LET’S BRING THE $500 VIDEO CAMERA WITH US!” AND WE LOAD UP THE DOGS AND GO. THE FIRST STOP STACI AND I TELL FAYNER TO WAIT OUTSIDE WITH THE DOGS WHILE WE LOOK AT STUFF IN THE STORES. WHEN WE COME OUT WE DO SOME MORE SHOPPING. ALL OF A SUDDEN FAYNER SAYS “WHERE IS THE VIDEO CAMERA?” AND I WAS LIKE “YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT YOU LOST IT!” AND HE SAYS “NO I CAN FIND IT I KNOW WHERE I LEFT IT!” AND HE WENT RUNNING UP THE COBBLESTONE STREET, SOON COMING OUT OF THE STORE WITH A LOOK OF “I FUCKED UP” ALL OVER HIS FACE. “KEITH IS GONNA KILL YOU!” I TOLD HIM. THEN HIS SISTER LARA SHOWS UP AND SAYS, “HEY JUST GO DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION I BET SOMEONE RETURNED IT!” AND I WAS LIKE “NO FUCKING WAY!” BUT IT WAS OUR ONLY HOPE SO ME AND FAYNER GO INTO THE POLICE STATION STINKING LIKE BUD AND SAY “WE LOST OUR VIDEO CAMERA” AND THE COP BEHIND THE DESK DIDNT EVEN LOOK UP JUST SAYS “IS THAT IT THERE?” POINTING TO A VIDEO CAMERA ON THE COUNTER AND WE SAID YES AND HE SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY AND WE TOOK IT AND LEFT.

ONLY IN NANTUCKET WOULD SOMEONE FIND AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF VIDEO EQUIPTMENT AND INSTEAD OF TAKING IT HOME THEY WALK DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION AND RETURN IT. FAYNER WAS SO LUCKY

A TMFR UPDATE FROM HER JOURNAL:

LA BELLA WENT TO SURGERY:

I HAD I VERY STRESSFUL COUPLE DAYS THIS WEEK. MY NEW PUP” LA BELLA” HAD TO GO INTO SURGEY BECAUSE SHE GOT CHERRY EYE IN BOTH EYES. SHE LOOKED LIKE THE DEVIL FOR A WEEK! THAT WAS KINDA COOL! THEY TOLD ME TO JUST PUT EYE DROPS IN FOR A WEEK AND IF THEY DON’T GET BETTER THEY WOULD DO A VERY SIMPLE OPERATION!
SO WE GAVE IT A WEEK! DIDN’T GET ANY BETTER SO FAYNER BOOKED A APPT FOR SURGEY!
I GAVE HER A KISS BEFORE FAYNER TOOK HER (AROUND 7:30). FAYNER CALLED ME FROM STACI’S PHONE AND SAID “ HEY THEY WILL BE CALLING YOU AFTER THE OPERATION CUZ MY PHONE FINALLY TOOK A SHIT”! “OK DAWG THANKS FOR DROPPING HER OFF! LETS DO LUNCH”!!! FAYNER SAID “K DAWG TALK LATA!”

1:30 PM ON TUESDAY:

I GET THE CALL FROM THE DOC AT THE VET HOSPITAL.
DOC: HI THIS IS SO IN SO CALLING ABOUT LA BELLA!

ME: HOW DID HER OPERATION GO?

DOC: HER OPERATION WENT WELL UNTIL THE END. WE ARE WATCHING HER VERY CAREFULLY RIGHT NOW!

ME: WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? THOUGHT THIS WAS A MINOR OPERATION????

DOC: I THINK YOUR DOG CAME FROM A WEAK BREED CUZ SHE HAS A VERY ENLARGED HEART!!! SOME FLUID GOT INTO HER HEART DURING THE OPERATION.

ME: SO IS IT CUZ MY DOG CAME FROM A WEAK BREED? OR DID YOU GIVE HER TOO MUCH DRUGS????? MY DOG CAME FROM PACIFICA CANECORSO! ONE OF THE BEST BREEDERS!!!!

DOC: YOU SHOULD COME IN CUZ I DON’T KNOW IF YOUR DOG IS GOING TO MAKE IT! SHE HAS A 20% CHANCE OF LIVING AT THIS POINT! WE ARE TRYING EVERYTHING THAT WE CAN DO.!!!

ME: YOUR KIDDDING RIGHT??? YOU PROABLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR WHAT I SAID TO THE DOC AT THAT POINT!!! I WENT NUTS ON HIM!
SO I CALLED KEITH OVER AND OVER AGAIN COULDN’T GET ANY ANSWER CUZ HE WAS IN A MEETING!

SO I CALLED FAYNER THE DOG WHISPER!!!!! FAYNER COME PICK ME UP BELLAS SURGEY DIDN’T GO WELL AND SHE HAS 20% CHANCE OF LIVING!!!!! COME NOW PLEASE I CAN NOT DRIVE!!!!!! LET ME REMIND YOU MY ANIMAL HOSPITAL IS LIKE A MILE AND A HALF AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. FAYNER ABOUT 4 OR 5 MILES TO ME!

I WAS SMOKIN MAD BONG TOKES WAITING FOR FAYNER! CHAIN SMOKING LIKE I WAS ON A BUNCH OF YAYO! PACING BACK IN FORTH STILL TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF KEITH!!! EVERYTHING SUCKED AT THAT POINT!!

FAYNER SHOWS UP! WE SPEED ALL THE WAY THERE LISTENING TO IRON MAIDEN. HE SAID “THIS MUSIC WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!” ME “MY DOG IS DYING!!! I KNOW YOUR JUST TRYING TO CHEER ME UP. YOU CAN’T RIGHT NOW!!!” FAYNER “DON’T WORRY NIK EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. THAT GUY WAS AN ASSHOLE FOR SAYING THAT TO YOU ON THE PHONE!!!” ME “I KNOW!! LET’S GO KICK SOME ASS! I HAVE ALL HER DOCUMENTS THAT PROVE THAT SHE IS A PURE BREED MASTIFF!!! FUCK THESE PEOPLE!!” FAYNER “ NIK LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING. I DID THIS BEFORE WITH BANDIT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!”

VET HOSPITAL AROUND 2:00 PM:

WE ROLL IN OF COURSE IN A PANIC! THEY BRING US IN THE BACK AND TELL US NOT TO WORRY CUZ SHES DOING BETTER! THE DOC ROLLS IN AND BASICALLY ADMITED THAT THE VET TECH GAVE HER TOO MUCH OR SHE WAS ALLEGRIC TO THE MEDS THAT WERE GIVEN TO HER! HE TOOK X RAYS WHEN HE NOTICED HER HEART GETTING LARGER ON THE SCREEN. THAT’S WHEN HE CALLED ME IN A PANIC. WHAT A DUMBASS! SO THEY PUMPED OUT THE FLUIDS THAT WERE FILLING UP IN HER LUNGS AND HEART!I THINK THEY USED SOMETHING LIKE A CATHADYER TO PUMP OUT THE MEDS AND FLUIDS! NARLY DUDE!!! I WAS TRIPPIN AND THE DOC TOTALLY COULD TELL. SO THEY SAID IF I REMAIN CALM THEY WILL BRING BELLA IN THE ROOM FOR US. SHE WAS SO CUTE CUZ SHE WAS STILL DOPED UP. THEY HAD HER ON THIS HUGE PILLOW WITH 2 HEATED BLANKETS. HER EARS WERE DOWN BUT HER TAIL WAS WAGGING OUT OF THE BLANKETS! SHE HEARD HER MOMMY’S VOICE AND SHE WAS WAKING UP MORE AND MORE! SO CUTE RIGHT???

SO THEY TOLD US THEY ARE TAKING HER TO A 24HR ANIMAL HOSPITAL AT 6PM AND THEY WILL WATCH HER ALL NIGHT FOR US. WE WENT AND CHECKED ON HER AND SHE WAS CHILLIN. SHE WAS WALKING AROUND A LITTLE TOO!
IN THE MORNING WE PICKED HER UP TOOK HER BACK TO THE CRAPPY VET GUY AND HE TOOK AND X RAY AND TOLD US EVERYTHINGS ALL GOOD WITH HER JUST MAKE SURE YOU GO TO A CARDIOLOGIST IF YOU COULD AFFORD IT!
SO I CHANGED TO A BETTER VET HOSPITAL. VCA IS LIKE KNOWN FOR THE BEST SERVICE WITH YOUR ANIMALS. THEY REALLY DO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR PETS!!! HOLLER! SO LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN! MY BABY IS BACK IN MY ARMS AND SHE IS BEING SO GOOD!!! OH I TOTALLY WENT SHOPPING FOR TREATS, TOYS, AND LITTLE SHIRTS FOR HER! SHES THE CUTIEST GIRL EVA!!! YOU ROCK LA BELLA!
YES I KNOW THIS WAS A VERY LONG STORY ABOUT MY DOG! I AM EXTREMELY HIGH, PLUS TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!

TMFR