KIM KARADASHIAN PLAYBOY SPREAD

DCypher posts: I found this article on AOL on the Black Voices Blog. WTF? I won’t even get into what would happen if AOL were to introduce a White Voices Blog. I’ll leave that kind of nonsense and brouhaha to the professionals like Matt and Trey. Good luck gentlemen. For now let’s just focus on how hard Ray to tha J slammed this girl in the Vivid best selling classic.

Good times. Slutty Kimmy is, like the brother Jimmy Walker used to say, DYNOMITE!!!

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Kim Kardashian sure knows how to make a whole lot out of nothing.

The alleged Hollywood socialite is gracing the cover of Playboy magazine’s December issue, which hit newsstands this week.

On the outside of the magazine, the Armenian beauty and tabloid mainstay is adorned in a red, stringy satin get-up accentuated by red high heels – perfect tie-in for the holiday season. Inside, she strikes a myriad of poses, which exposes her full and abundant endowments.

“It is not as revealing as some people might want,” she said in a recent interview. “I keep it classy … It was something that I was really nervous about doing at first.”Kardashian is the daughter of late OJ Simpson attorney Robert Kardashian, and the ex-wife of music producer Damon Thomas of The Underdogs. Since gaining popularity as a “best-friend’ of over-exposed hotel heiress Paris Hilton, the voluptuous pin-up girl, professionally known as a fashion stylist for R&B stars, has been romantically linked to a slew of sought after black celebrity bachelors, including football star Reggie Bush and actor Nick Cannon.

The commercial release of ‘Kim K Superstar,’ her raunchy sex tape with hip-hop soul crooner Ray-J, earlier this year, propelled her into the stratosphere of quasi-celebrity scandal.

She sued adult video giant Vivid Entertainment and halted the sale of the best-selling DVD.

On Oct. 14, E! Entertainment Television debuted ‘Keepin Up with the Kardashians,’ a far-fetched reality series following on the day-to-day dilemmas of the sexpot’s family dynamic. Surprisingly, the story-line – which revolves around her over-the-top “momager” Kris Jenner and mild-mannered, conservative step dad Bruce Jenner trying to keep up with their young son Robert and five outrageous daughters – ranked as the number one show among women (ages 18 to 34) in its Sunday night premiere timeslot.

After four weeks on the air, the series has reached more than 13 million total viewers, a network rep confirmed.

Today, E! announced the second season pick-up for the hit half-hour reality series, which is produced by ‘American Idol’ host Ryan Seacrest.

“Viewers have clearly fallen for the Kardashians,” network Executive Vice President Lisa Berger said in a statement. “This family’s one-of-a-kind dynamics and hilarious antics has made the series a fantastic addition to our prime time line-up.”

WHO THE HELL IS SYVETTE WIMBERLY?

Syvette Wimberlyfrom Yahoo News!

A Houston-area woman filed a lawsuit against a porn star, claiming she stole her name, KPRC Local 2 reported Sunday.

Lara Madden, 25, is an actress in the pornography industry. She is a former Houstonian who has appeared in about a dozen X-rated movies under the stage name “Syvette Wimberly.”

That’s the problem.

The real Syvette Wimberly was one of Madden’s classmates at Kingwood High School. The women knew each other in the ninth grade.

Wimberly does not believe it’s a coincidence that her old classmate is now using her name.

“I imagine she knew the name and maybe thought it sounded catchy and was unique,” Wimberly said.

Wimberly is suing Madden for invasion of privacy and emotional distress.

“Really on a weekly, if not daily basis, my client has had to deal with odd phone calls, former classmates that didn’t know her that well sending her e-mails about whether she’s now in the adult film industry and just a general lack of safety for her,” attorney Caj D. Boatwright said.

Wimberly is also suing Vivid Entertainment, the porn distributor that produced Madden’s videos.

She’s asking for monetary damages and an injunction to stop Madden from using her name.

KPRC Local 2 legal analyst Brian Wice said that’s an appeal likely to win sympathy from a jury if the case goes to trial.

“It’s not like they pulled the name “Jane Doe” or “Barbara Smith” out of thin air. They pulled a name that’s fairly peculiar to one woman in Harris County, Texas, and that’s the kind of coincidence or lack of coincidence that’s going to get somebody’s attention in this building behind us,” Wice said.

Wimberly declined to talk on camera. Her attorney said she’s already received more publicity than she wanted in the first place.

Calls to Madden and Vivid Entertainment for comment were not returned.