Fayner Posts: I just got off the phone with a friend of mine who owns a restaurant on Melrose, the same restaurant I went to yesterday with cameraguy/web geek Tony “The Testicle” Testa and his girlfriend.

“Was there a problem with your meal?” my friend asked me.

“No, it was great.”

“Great?” he repeated.

“Yes, great. Why?”

“I was just wondering because you only left a $2 tip.”

“I paid for the meal,” I said, “and my buddy Tony said he had the tip. I saw him take money from his wallet!”

“Did you see how much he took out?”

“No.”

“Two dollars.”

“Dude, I’m really sorry. Tony wants to be a Jew, I think, so he’s practicing being cheap.”

“Do you think that will help my waitress? She was nearly in tears with disgust over this.”

“Yeah, Tony does have that effect on women.”