Fayner Posts: I was reading the other day about how Woolworths which is a chain of retail stores over there as well as one in Waltham, Mass, has decided to stop selling a bed titled “Lolita” due to parents complaining about how the name suggests the girl is a tramp.

Lolita, of course, was the name given to Amy Fisher after she had an affair with a much older and much uglier Joey Buttafucco while she was still underage. I believe Lolita is also the name of a book by some Russian dude about pretty much the same thing only I think it was a step-daughter/step-dad thing in the book.

But then I got to thinking about how much the industry needs this Lolita bed. I mean, I didn’t attend the convention last month, but from what I heard from people and what I saw in pictures there is an ugly flu spreading across the Valley these days with no hope of easing up. And you should be scared.

And maybe England could have produced the next big star if not for the meddling parents and their concern over what very well could have been hundreds of thousands of dollars for some sleazy porno producer living in Encino.

How dare they!