TMFR WRITES:
I MET A GREAT CONNECT ON MYSPACE THE OTHER DAY!! HE WORKS AT BEST BUY PLUS HE’S A FAN SO HE SAYS YES TO EVERYTHING I SAY! HOLLER!!!
SO LAST THURSDAY EVERYONE CAME OVER FOR MY LIVE CHAT AND WE PLAYED ROCKBAND FOR ALL MY FANS!!!
WELL ROCKBAND ALREADY BROKE! FIRST IT WAS THE GREEN BUTTON ON THE NEW GUITAR AND THEN MONICA MAYHEM WAS PLAYING DRUMS AND THE FOOT PEDLE BROKE ON US!!! FUCK RIGHT???
SO NOT EVEN 2 DAYS LATER I GOT A E MAIL ON MY MYSPACE SAYING ” I AM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS!!! I WORK AT BEST BUY SO IF YOU NEED ANYTHING HIT ME UP 818.420.5555!!!”
SO I HIT HIM UP RIGHT AWAY!!! HE WAS VERY SHOCKED THAT I WAS EVEN CALLING HIM! SO I SAID TO HIM I NEED THE LCD AQUOS SHARP PLASMA, A NEW HP DESKTOP, A NEW X BOX LIVE HARD, AND I NEED TO RETURN MY ROCKBAND ASAP!!! OK NO PROLEM HE SAID! SWEET I WILL HOOK YOU UP WITH WEED, PORN, PILLS, OR SOME HOOKER TO BLOW YOU!!! AWESOME I WILL CALL YOU AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH! WORD!!
COUPLE DAYS LATER I CALLED HIM IN A PANIC! ” I HAVE FRIENDS COMING OVER FOR OUR DOGGIES BIRTHDAY AND MY FRIEND TRAVIS’S B DAY SO I NEED TO RETURN THE ROCKBAND NOW!!!!!” HE SAID “THERE ARE ONLY TWO LEFT I WILL PUT IT ONE ASIDE HURRY UP AND GET HERE CUZ PEOPLE ARE GOING NUTS!!!! OK ON MY WAY, 2 HOURS LATER I CALL HIM AND TELL HIM I’M IN TRAFFIC BUT I WAS REALLY JUST SHOPPING IN THE MALL!!!!
GET THERE AND THE PARKING LOT IS FUCKIN NUTS BUT WE MANAGED TO GET ROCKSTAR PARKING OF COURSE!!! ANYWAYS THE GUY HAD IT AT HIS REGISTER JUST LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD AND THEN HE TOOK STAC AND I TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND SAID EXCHANGE THIS FOR HER PLEASE!!! AND THEY DID! WE WALKED OUT WITH THE DUDE WE HANDED THE GUY A HUGE BAG PORN AND A GRAM OF NITRO OG AND HE REFUSED TO TAKE THE PORN FROM US! WEIRD RIGHT??? BUT HE DID TAKE THE WEED!!!
ANYWAYS THE GUY IS SUPER COOL I GAVE HIM A LIST AND HE IS MEETING ME LATER TONIGHT! 70% OFF ON MOST SHIT! SWEET!!!
THANKS BEST BUY GUY!!! YOUR FAN TAYLOR MUTHA FUCKIN’ RAIN!!!
PEACE OUT!!!
TMFR