Fayner Posts: Saw Bianca last night at Dez’s birthday dinner in Beverly Hills. She looked anxious.
“You look like you could use a good fingerbanging,” I yelled to her from across the table.
“Is it that obvious?” Bianca shouted back.
“Yes.”
“I guess it just goes to show you that fingerbanging does a body good!”
“Can I fingerbang you?” I asked nicely.
“Ah, can I get back to you in a little bit? Something better may come by, so I’d like to keep my options open if that’s okay with you.”
“I guess. I mean, I’ve never been turned down for a fingerbanging session before. I gotta be honest here: It hurts a little bit.
“Oh, I’m sorry.”
“Sorry enough to let me fingerbang you?”