A UPDATE THAT I FORGOT ABOUT…..STONER

A TMFR UPDATE FROM HER JOURNAL:

LA BELLA WENT TO SURGERY:

I HAD I VERY STRESSFUL COUPLE DAYS THIS WEEK. MY NEW PUP” LA BELLA” HAD TO GO INTO SURGEY BECAUSE SHE GOT CHERRY EYE IN BOTH EYES. SHE LOOKED LIKE THE DEVIL FOR A WEEK! THAT WAS KINDA COOL! THEY TOLD ME TO JUST PUT EYE DROPS IN FOR A WEEK AND IF THEY DON’T GET BETTER THEY WOULD DO A VERY SIMPLE OPERATION!
SO WE GAVE IT A WEEK! DIDN’T GET ANY BETTER SO FAYNER BOOKED A APPT FOR SURGEY!
I GAVE HER A KISS BEFORE FAYNER TOOK HER (AROUND 7:30). FAYNER CALLED ME FROM STACI’S PHONE AND SAID “ HEY THEY WILL BE CALLING YOU AFTER THE OPERATION CUZ MY PHONE FINALLY TOOK A SHIT”! “OK DAWG THANKS FOR DROPPING HER OFF! LETS DO LUNCH”!!! FAYNER SAID “K DAWG TALK LATA!”

1:30 PM ON TUESDAY:

I GET THE CALL FROM THE DOC AT THE VET HOSPITAL.
DOC: HI THIS IS SO IN SO CALLING ABOUT LA BELLA!

ME: HOW DID HER OPERATION GO?

DOC: HER OPERATION WENT WELL UNTIL THE END. WE ARE WATCHING HER VERY CAREFULLY RIGHT NOW!

ME: WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? THOUGHT THIS WAS A MINOR OPERATION????

DOC: I THINK YOUR DOG CAME FROM A WEAK BREED CUZ SHE HAS A VERY ENLARGED HEART!!! SOME FLUID GOT INTO HER HEART DURING THE OPERATION.

ME: SO IS IT CUZ MY DOG CAME FROM A WEAK BREED? OR DID YOU GIVE HER TOO MUCH DRUGS????? MY DOG CAME FROM PACIFICA CANECORSO! ONE OF THE BEST BREEDERS!!!!

DOC: YOU SHOULD COME IN CUZ I DON’T KNOW IF YOUR DOG IS GOING TO MAKE IT! SHE HAS A 20% CHANCE OF LIVING AT THIS POINT! WE ARE TRYING EVERYTHING THAT WE CAN DO.!!!

ME: YOUR KIDDDING RIGHT??? YOU PROABLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR WHAT I SAID TO THE DOC AT THAT POINT!!! I WENT NUTS ON HIM!
SO I CALLED KEITH OVER AND OVER AGAIN COULDN’T GET ANY ANSWER CUZ HE WAS IN A MEETING!

SO I CALLED FAYNER THE DOG WHISPER!!!!! FAYNER COME PICK ME UP BELLAS SURGEY DIDN’T GO WELL AND SHE HAS 20% CHANCE OF LIVING!!!!! COME NOW PLEASE I CAN NOT DRIVE!!!!!! LET ME REMIND YOU MY ANIMAL HOSPITAL IS LIKE A MILE AND A HALF AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. FAYNER ABOUT 4 OR 5 MILES TO ME!

I WAS SMOKIN MAD BONG TOKES WAITING FOR FAYNER! CHAIN SMOKING LIKE I WAS ON A BUNCH OF YAYO! PACING BACK IN FORTH STILL TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF KEITH!!! EVERYTHING SUCKED AT THAT POINT!!

FAYNER SHOWS UP! WE SPEED ALL THE WAY THERE LISTENING TO IRON MAIDEN. HE SAID “THIS MUSIC WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!” ME “MY DOG IS DYING!!! I KNOW YOUR JUST TRYING TO CHEER ME UP. YOU CAN’T RIGHT NOW!!!” FAYNER “DON’T WORRY NIK EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. THAT GUY WAS AN ASSHOLE FOR SAYING THAT TO YOU ON THE PHONE!!!” ME “I KNOW!! LET’S GO KICK SOME ASS! I HAVE ALL HER DOCUMENTS THAT PROVE THAT SHE IS A PURE BREED MASTIFF!!! FUCK THESE PEOPLE!!” FAYNER “ NIK LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING. I DID THIS BEFORE WITH BANDIT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!”

VET HOSPITAL AROUND 2:00 PM:

WE ROLL IN OF COURSE IN A PANIC! THEY BRING US IN THE BACK AND TELL US NOT TO WORRY CUZ SHES DOING BETTER! THE DOC ROLLS IN AND BASICALLY ADMITED THAT THE VET TECH GAVE HER TOO MUCH OR SHE WAS ALLEGRIC TO THE MEDS THAT WERE GIVEN TO HER! HE TOOK X RAYS WHEN HE NOTICED HER HEART GETTING LARGER ON THE SCREEN. THAT’S WHEN HE CALLED ME IN A PANIC. WHAT A DUMBASS! SO THEY PUMPED OUT THE FLUIDS THAT WERE FILLING UP IN HER LUNGS AND HEART!I THINK THEY USED SOMETHING LIKE A CATHADYER TO PUMP OUT THE MEDS AND FLUIDS! NARLY DUDE!!! I WAS TRIPPIN AND THE DOC TOTALLY COULD TELL. SO THEY SAID IF I REMAIN CALM THEY WILL BRING BELLA IN THE ROOM FOR US. SHE WAS SO CUTE CUZ SHE WAS STILL DOPED UP. THEY HAD HER ON THIS HUGE PILLOW WITH 2 HEATED BLANKETS. HER EARS WERE DOWN BUT HER TAIL WAS WAGGING OUT OF THE BLANKETS! SHE HEARD HER MOMMY’S VOICE AND SHE WAS WAKING UP MORE AND MORE! SO CUTE RIGHT???

SO THEY TOLD US THEY ARE TAKING HER TO A 24HR ANIMAL HOSPITAL AT 6PM AND THEY WILL WATCH HER ALL NIGHT FOR US. WE WENT AND CHECKED ON HER AND SHE WAS CHILLIN. SHE WAS WALKING AROUND A LITTLE TOO!
IN THE MORNING WE PICKED HER UP TOOK HER BACK TO THE CRAPPY VET GUY AND HE TOOK AND X RAY AND TOLD US EVERYTHINGS ALL GOOD WITH HER JUST MAKE SURE YOU GO TO A CARDIOLOGIST IF YOU COULD AFFORD IT!
SO I CHANGED TO A BETTER VET HOSPITAL. VCA IS LIKE KNOWN FOR THE BEST SERVICE WITH YOUR ANIMALS. THEY REALLY DO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR PETS!!! HOLLER! SO LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN! MY BABY IS BACK IN MY ARMS AND SHE IS BEING SO GOOD!!! OH I TOTALLY WENT SHOPPING FOR TREATS, TOYS, AND LITTLE SHIRTS FOR HER! SHES THE CUTIEST GIRL EVA!!! YOU ROCK LA BELLA!
YES I KNOW THIS WAS A VERY LONG STORY ABOUT MY DOG! I AM EXTREMELY HIGH, PLUS TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!

TMFR

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