Taylor Rain writes in her journal at www.clubtaylorrain.com
TODAY I WAS LAZY ALL DAY UNTIL MY MOTHER AND 17 YEAR OLD BROTHER CAME OVER FOR DINNER WHICH MY MOM COOKED. IT WAS A CHICKEN ROAST YUMMY! SO MY MOM HAS FINALLY GIVEN UP TRYING TO KEEP MY BROTHER FROM SMOKING POT. SO WE WERE SITTING AROUND AFTER DINNER AND MY BROTHER STARTS TALKING ALL THIS BIG TALK ABOUT BEING A CHAMPION BONG SMOKER AND THAT HE AND HIS FRIENDS HAVE BONG OLYMPICS WITH TONS OF CHALLENGES AND HE IS THE BEST. SO I DECIDED TO CHALLENGE HIM MYSELF TO SEE IF HE WAS A PRO LIKE HIS BIG SISTER. SO OUT CAME THE 3 FOOT ROOR AND I PACKED MYSELF A PHAT HIT AND PULLED IT LIKE A CHAMP. THEN HE GOT THE SAME SIZED HIT AND COULD HOLD A CANDLE TO MY EXPERT BONG RIPPING SKILLZ. EVEN KEITH TOLD HIM HE LACKED IN SKILL. I THINK HE WAS EMBARRASSED AFTER THAT CAUSE HE TOLD MY MOM HE WAS TIRED AND WANTED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP. HOLLA! LIKE MY KID BROTHER IS GONNA BEAT TAYLOR MUTHAFUCKIN RAIN AT A BONG RIPPING COMPETITION. NIGGA PLEASE!!
