I HAD A LONG BEACH DAY WITH MY BOY B. THROWING THE STICK TO HIM AND MAKING SURE HE DOESNT MAKE ANY SOUND CUZ THEY WERE SHOOTIN PORN! YEAH IT’S WRONG! I SAY THAT CUZ IT’S MY FAVORITE BEACH AND BANDITS TOO!!!
ANYWAYS, WE GO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT. WHERE U CAN BRING PIT BULLS OF COURSE!!! THEN WE STROLL OFF TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE IN MALIBU CUZ I HAD TO DELIVER HIM HIS BIRTHDAY BONG!!!
FINALLY WE GET HOME AROUND 8PM AND I’M POOPED!!! SCOTT SAID "ME TOO DAWG. I’M GOIN TO TAKE A STACKER. WANT ONE????"
I SCREAM "FUCK IT DAWG! GET ME ONE TOO IT’S GOIN TO BE A LONG NIGHT CUZ WE STILL HAVE TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD!!!"
THAT WAS AROUND 9PM. MY MAKE-UP ARTIST WAS COMING AT 9:30! BY 9:20PM MY HEART FELT LIKE IT WAS GOIN TO JUMP OUT OF MY CHEST!!!
SO ALURA EDEN SHOWS UP AT 9:30 AND I TOLD HER "SORRY DAWG I TOOK A STACKER BEFORE YOU CAME OVER AND I CAN’T SIT STILL!!!!"
"IT’S OK DAWG! WE WILL GET YOU READY!!!"
LONG STORY SHORT! IT TOOK 2 HRS TO DO MY MAKE UP CUZ I WAS SO PINNED ON THE STACKER!!!!
FUCK STACKERS! THEY ARE SO WHACK!!!
WHEN WE FINALLY LEFT I DROVE AND IT ONLY TOOK 15 MINS FROM WOODLAND HILLS TO GET TO HOLLYWOOD! SWEET! I BET A LOT OF TRUCK DRIVERS TAKE THOSE PILLS!
THEY ARE NOT FOR POTHEADS THOUGH!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS GOIN TO HELP ME GET READY FASTER! YA RIGHT!!! I SMOKED AND DRANK ALL NIGHT LONG TO TAKE THE FUCKIN TWEEK EDGE OFF!
I’M NEVER IN A RUSH! I’M A POTHEAD!!!!
POINT IS DON’T TAKE STACKERS! SMOKE POT!!!
TMFR
OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR