PRAISES FOR BOMBSHELL BOTTOMS
"Awesome!" – some loser who never gets laid
"I couldn’t stop touching myself!" – Tony Testa
PRAISES FOR TEENS IN TIGHT JEANS
"The fact that a chick is wearing white after Labor Day and I still got a boner makes this the best porno ever!" – Winston Burbank
"Really, Winston? The best ever? What about the one we made together?" – Winston Burbank’s male lover