TMFR WRITES FROM HER JOURNAL:
SO MY NANTUCKET TRIP IS COMING UP AND IM SUPER EXCITED! 10 DAYS EATING LOBSTER AND DRINKING FROZEN MUDSLIDES AND RELAXING ON THE BEACH SMOKING JOINTS! HOLLA! BUT I NEED A GOOD TAN BEFORE LEAVING SO I DECIDED TO JUST LAY OUT ON THE DECK ALL DAY LONG WITH MY FAVORITE ROOR BONG AND SOME KUSH AND MY
DOGGIES WITH BOB MARLEY CRANKIN FROM THE IPOD! JUST LIKE ANY GOOD PORN SLUT I ONLY SUNBATH NAKED! FUCK IT! LITTLE DID I KNOW CAUSE IM WAY TOO STONED
THAT THERE WERE THREE GUYS WORKING IN THE YARD NEXT DOOR WITH A CLEAR VIEW OF EVERYTHING I WAS DOING! OOPSY MADE A BIG POOPSIE!!!! WELL YOU KNOW ME I HAD TO GIVE THEM A GOOD
SHOW WHILE THEY PRETENDED TO WORK! BENDING OVER AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN FOR THEM! BUT THE LADY NEIGHBOR CAME OUTSIDE AND SAW THAT THEY DIDNT DO ANY WORK
ALL AFTERNOON AND GAVE ME A DIRTY LOOK! FUCK THAT DAWG!ITS NOT MY FAULT SHES AN UGLY BITCH AND IM SO FUCKING HOT AND SEXY.
WHAT A BITCH RIGHT?
TMFR