I WOKE UP IN THE WORST MOOD EVER TODAY! SMOKIE THE DUMBASS PITBULL SLEPT ALL NIGHT ON MY PACK OF CIGARETTES! I DIDNT HAVE ANY AND SCOTT IS TOO SCUMMY TO BUY HIS OWN SO I HAD TO GO TO THE STORE IN MY ROBE WITH NO MAKEUP ON SO I COULD GET A PACK! THATS RIGHT IM A FUCKING ROCKSTAR! IM AT THE STORE IN LINE AND SOME GUY SAYS HELLO TAYLOR TO ME! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN THE BUSINESS BUT I DIDNT KNOW HIM. WHO ARE YOU I SAID. OH IM JUST A BIG FAN AND WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN PUMP YOUR GAS FOR YOU? IMM JUST GETTING SMOKES I SAID.
OH TOO BAD CAN I HAVE A PICTURE? CMON DAWG I JUST WOKE UP AND HAVE NO MAKEUP AND AM WEARING A FUCKING ROBE ARE YOU SERIOUS??? THEN HE GAVE ME THE SOB STORY CRY ME A RIVER UNTIL I SAID HE COULD TAKE ONE PICTURE WITH ME IN FRONT OF THE GAS PUMP. WILL YOU ACT LIKE YOU’RE GIVING THE NOZZLE A BLOW JOB HE ASKED ME. THATS IT FUCK YOU I SCREAMED AND WALKED OFF. I SAID DONT TRY AND FOLLOW ME BITCH OR I’LL SICK MY PIT BULL ON YOU! HE TOOK OFF. SO I WENT HOME HAD A SMOKE, HAD A BOWL OF CEREAL, SMOKED A BOWL AND WENT BACK TO BED.
TMFR