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Illustration by Mark DanceyWhy isn’t there any good-quality Mexican porn? Horny Hungy

Dear Gabacho,
We don’t need it. Granted, there are some Mexican porn classics, like 2000’s Platillos Violadores (Flying Saucer Rapists), and Russ Meyer ultra-vixen Kitten Natividad is a Juarez native best known for hardcore features like Cum to Dinner and Thanks for the Mammaries. But pornography’s primary purpose is to titillate, to provide a simulacrum of the real thing, and Mexicans don’t need aids to get off—look at all our babies! If you’re in the mood for Latin lechery, though, I recommend Justin Slayer’s Mami Culo Grande (Big-Assed Honey) series, in which the African-American porn star does his part to end simmering Mexican-black tensions by deep-dicking Mexican gals in all three inputs as they moan in English and español. And for the ladies: nothing cools down your hot, hot heat like twiddling to the little hombre in the hat on the Tapatío bottle.

Go to evilangel.com for your copy of Mami Culo Grande.

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