Fayner Posts: You know that porno actor Damian? I guess it don’t matter unless you’re me and tell him every opportunity that not only have I fired off numerous knuckle-children (great quote from the Family Guy movie) to his sister Sondra Hall I also enjoy sharing with the whole world the things I would do with her if only she’d be mine. Things like shopping for vegetables and watching her drink my polluted semen.
So Damian came by the house on Sunday night ’cause he’s part of TR’s yet-to-be-named Glamis Posse, and obviously the first thing I asked about was Sondra. She’s the kind of chick I dig: gorgeous and whore-like with a real figure, one that looks like it enjoys a good steak and not crack cocaine.
Where was I? Oh, yeah. Damian tells me he now lives in Pennsylvania, as does his sister, one Sondra Hall.
So basically after I asked him about her he told me she’s opening a bar. Good for her. I’d drink there if I was allowed in Pennsylvania. But I’m not.
Not sure if she’s implemating her mouth’s “no last call…always open” policy at her drinking saloon. We’ll keep you posted.