NICK MANNING STABBED!!!! BREAKING NEWS FROM LUKEFORD.COM
EMAIL FROM NICK MANNINGS ROOM MATE CHRIS H: Nick Manning, adult film star and co-owner of Platinum Blue Productions, was stabbed in the face and neck, narrowly missing his jugular, by a would-be car-jacker in Sherman Oaks Thursday afternoon on Ventura Boulevard . Manning was on his way to appear on a radio show hosted by the Coors Light Twins when he was attacked while sitting in his car on the phone at a bank parking lot.
After being stabbed, a struggle outside of the vehicle ensued between Manning and the perpetrator. Police arrived on the scene and the perpetrator was taken away via ambulance to an un-disclosed hospital.
Manning was tended to by his personal physician and released later in the afternoon with stitches in his face and neck. “Another inch and this would have been a potentially deadly situation”, said Manning’s physician. Manning was unavailable for comment
Fayner channels the ghost of (the original) Savanna for this beyond-the-grave
Q & A!
(WARNING: The following interview lacks taste, respect and good judgment, but is loaded with distaste, disrespect and poor judgment. Hate mail can be sent to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com )
Fayner: Hi there.
Savanna: Hello.
Fayner: So you’re dead. How’s that working for you?
Savanna: Well, the room service is bad.
Fayner: I’ve heard that about Heaven.
Savanna: Who said I’m in Heaven?
Fayner: I just assumed. Sorry. So, you’re in Hell?
Savanna: Naw, I’m just joking with you.
Fayner: You should have been a comedian instead of a dick disposal.
Savanna: You think so?
Fayner: Naw, I’m just joking with you. You’re actually about as funny as a shotgun blast through the head. Oh, wait, I’m sorry.
Savanna: Sorry about what?
Fayner: You blew your head off. Remember?
Savanna: I was never that bright, you know? Some things I forget.
Fayner: If you don’t remember killing yourself, maybe you can share something that you do recall about your last life?
Savanna: Vince Neil was a terrible fuck! I tried to warn Janine about him, but then I remembered I’m dead and can’t talk to the living. I thought that by bribing Angels to go down to Earth and make him jump up and down on a bed wearing tighty-whiteys Janine would have seen the light, so to speak, but she didn’t. A little known fact is that Alfred Hitchcock actually was the one who videotaped that whole sex tape between Janine and Vince Neil under his pseudonym A. BitchCock, although credit was somehow omitted.
Fayner: That would have earned you your wings if you stopped that!
Savanna: Freddy Mercury from Queen still teases me about fucking that one up.
Fayner: Does he still love cock?
Savanna: The only thing Freddy wears around Heaven is a holster with a big, throbbing cock on each side, looking for a Western Showdown to join.
Fayner: More than I needed to know. So, there’s no point in asking what you were thinking by killing yourself after crashing your car and getting your face all uglied up?
Savanna: No. I don’t remember that.
Fayner: Really? It was all over the news.
Savanna: I must have missed it. Sorry.
Fayner: You could have just got a job doing phone sex if you’re face was that torn up. Death is never the answer.
Savanna: You’ve lost me.
Fayner: Fine. If you could come back to Earth and do it all over again, would you at least look like you’re having a good time in your porno videos? I can’t believe your dead fish routine made you a star. If I was reporting back then, I’d have surely bitched you out for doing crappy scenes. Damn!
Savanna: I like butterscotch.
Fayner: Why, ’cause butterscotch is smarter than you?
Savanna: No, silly! Because butterscotch goes on ice cream.
Fayner: I didn’t know that.
Savanna: It’s true!
Fayner: Listen, can you ask Jesus to strike down George Bush for me?
Savanna: I would, but Jesus is deaf. Keith Moon from The Who blew up a drum set next to his ear last year and now he can’t hear. Those were dreadful times, I tell you.
Fayner: How so?
Savanna: Try teaching sign language to the Son of God after his Ritalin prescription was stopped. I’d rather take a shotgun blast through the head then go through that again!
Fayner: You did take a shotgun blast through the head.
Savanna: I did?
Fayner: Yeah, right after they cancelled Benson. You loved that show.
Savanna: Black guys are funny.
Fayner: Here’s a joke for you: A dumb dead porno star says what?
Savanna: What?
Fayner: Okay. We’re done here.
Savanna: Finally! Hey, I can send you my latest headshot if you want. Let me know.
*Bush pic courtesy of www.ralphsteadman.com
Fayner Posts: I guess I can now share with you why I’m no longer friends with Ashley Blue.
I’ve known Ashley pretty much since she entered the porno business with then-boyfriend Trent Tesoro back in 2001 or 2002 ("I can’t remember exactly," Trent told me when I asked for an exact date. "You know how many drugs I’ve taken since then?" ed not: we do!). Back then Ash was a card-carrying sweetheart, and we became very good friends. As with all my porno chick friends, I did my best at Hustler and LukeFord.com to promote Ashley as a top-notch smut slut in exchange for nothing. That’s what friends are for.
Through the breakup with Trent and the now-defunct romance with Jonni Darkko, I remained a friend to Ash, despite also being buds with both guys.
I refuse to speculate about the wheeling and dealing and/or kneeling which led to Ashley winning 2004’s AVN Female Performer of the Year, but the result of her award is hard to ignore.
It’s hard to pinpoint the exact moment Ashley turned from card-carrying sweetheart to the egotistically holier-than-thou biatch she’s become, and to try would just aid in her belief that she truly is the Cat’s Meow. All I can say is when my calls and phone messages to Ashley remained unanswered for days then weeks then months I got the feeling I was being blown off.
It sucks when you lose a friend. It really sucks when that friend is a porno "star" and your friendship ends ’cause they feel that they’re better than you (and although I’ve never been told this by Ashley or anyone else she still deems worthy of her greatness, it’s too obvious to ignore). Now, regardless of my privileged background, college degree and success as a writer, I’ve never deemed myself better than anyone. Ever. And when someone in my life is not wanted, for whatever reason, I pride myself in being respectful enough to tell them we can no longer be friends. But when someone like Ashley, a girl who accepts dick on film for money believes she is too good for me and hasn’t the gonads to confront me about it, I get pissed off. And when I get pissed off, I write about it. Call it my healing process, call it revenge, call it what you will; any way you look at it, it’s something I can not ignore.
Those lucky enough to still be member of Ashley’s special club may read this in disbelief. I know I would if I hadn’t been dismissed as her chum. But the countless emails and calls I receive asking if I know where she is and if she is okay and why hasn’t she returned calls for months speak for themselves, and what they are saying none of these people want to hear.
And what I tell these concerned people who feel abandoned by Ashley Blue is simple and quick and to the point.
Ashley Blue is better than you.
WE KILLED 180,000 JAPANESE 60 YEARS AGO, AND YET THEY STILL GIVE US THIS
In this school the teachers are only too willing to teach the girls how to really get ahead. Our little schoolgirl is doing poorly and needs help with her grades. And our teachers are there to help — but they have special courses of their own in mind! Watch her as she progresses through a grueling day of lessons which leave her dripping wet! Learning the art of self-pleasure as she tackles Masturbation 101. Sex with women can be just as entertaining in Lesbian Linguistics! SM/Bondage class and finally rounds out the day with Sex in History class – where she’s drilled over and over again!
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A QUICKIE WITH TRENT TESORO
(…a quickie conversation, that is…)
Fayner Posts: I called Trent to ask him about when he and Ashley Blue entered the business (drugs caused him to not know), but instead got this…
Fayner: Okay, so I hear from www.lukeisback.com that your new chick is now doing porno. Do you at east know when she entered the business? I’ll give you a hint: It’s August 2005.
Trent: You’re a dick!
Fayner: The best part about the story was how you said you’re "two peas in a pod" ’cause she’s so much like a guy. Basically, you’re admitting you’re a fag. Classic!
Trent: That’s not what I said! I was misquoted!
Fayner: Luke doesn’t misquote. You love cock.
Trent: Whatever. Should we come over? We’ll bring milk and cookies.
Fayner: I’d rather you didn’t.
Trent: We found the best cookies. The peanut butter ones are the best in the world!
Fayner: Dude, you like putting peanut butter on cock and eating it. I gotta go.
Trent: Are you gonna write about this?
Fayner: Would I do that to a friend?