Apparently porn legend Ginger Lynn is a dumb ass.

She decided to put up for a sale a movie poster on ebay from a film she made with then underage performer Traci Lords.  The poster includes a shot of the clearly exposed nipple of Traci Lords.  Now here is where the real problem comes in —-

Wikipedia says that Traci Lords was born on May 7, 1968.

The photos for this movie slick “MISS PASSION” were shot on location in Hollywood, California in the year 1984 as one in a series of photos taken for the box cover of the adult movie “MISS PASSION featuring TRACI LORDS”.

So if we do the math, that makes Traci Lords 16 years old at the time of that shoot.

Can we say OOOOOOOOPS!

Here is what the Ginger Lynn ad text says about this movie poster she is selling —

GINGER LYNN

PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED

ORIGINAL

COLOR MOVIE SLICK

“MISS PASSION”

FEATURING TRACI LORDS

EXTREMELY RARE

Item Description

This listing is for:   ONE (1) personally autographed full color 8×10 SEXY original movie slick featuring TRACI LORDS and me, adult film star GINGER LYNN.  (Slick NOT autographed by Traci Lords)

ONE (1) Certificate Of Authenticity.

The photos for this movie slick “MISS PASSION” were shot on location in Hollywood, California in the year 1984 as one in a series of photos taken for the box cover of the adult movie “MISS PASSION featuring TRACI LORDS”.

This personally autographed original color movie slick is EXTREMELY RARE.

The slick features a high gloss full color front and plain white back.

This movie slick is in excellent condition.

The images are clean, clear and crisp. It is printed on high gloss light weight photographic paper from a photo lab.

This item will be signed by me to you or a friend.  No generic Ginger Lynn autographs as this item is not intended for resale.

I am the original; I am the one and only Ginger Lynn (Allen) star of stage, screen and film (adult and mainstream).  If you want to be sure you are receiving an authentic Ginger Lynn or Ginger Lynn Allen product, this is the place where you can be assured of authenticity and satisfaction.

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