A Whore is a Whore, or am I Wrong?

To me a whore is a whore.  You can put whatever title you want on her but in the end a stripper is a stripper no matter if she is dancing for $20 table dances or for a $5,000 a night feature fee.  Just because you pay someone more or less money doesn’t somehow magically change what she does.  If she gets naked for money, she gets fucking naked for money, period.   Now just to be clear, I have nothing against chicks who get naked for money, in fact I would go as far to say I love them but that’s neither here nor there.  The point I’m trying to make is that just because you dress up a piece of shit, it’s still a piece of shit.  So what the fuck am I rambling on about?

I was reading a rather interesting story recently over at Adult FYI about a bunch of chicks who by profession are paid to dance naked or at least topless on stage.  Call them whatever you want, they are in fact strippers.  Does making them learn specific dance steps or wear fancy costumes prior to getting naked or partially naked somehow change the fact that they are being paid to remove their clothes for a living?  Of course not.  A stripper is a stripper and they are no different than the chick down the street at a local titty bar who also gets paid to take her top off while dancing to some atrocious song, shaking her ass on a stripper pole.

Dita Von Tease is the perfect example of this.  Dita Von Tease, I don’t care how you dress it up, you are a two bit whore who is paid to get naked for a living.  I don’t give a fuck if you call it ART, it doesn’t make you better than the fucking chicks at titty bars.  YOU ARE A PAID FOR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION.  DITA VON TEASE I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH YOU TRY AND BULLSHIT THE WORLD, WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ANY OTHER CHICK PAID TO GET NAKED SO FOR FUCK SAKES STOP TRYING TO PRETEND WHAT YOU DO IS ART AND ALL HIGH CLASS BECAUSE IT IS NOT.  And as for the checks in London protesting because they have to get a license like the rest of the strippers, suck it up and deal with it.  I don’t really fucking care if you have to pretend you are something more so you can sleep at night, but the rest of the world knows you are a fucking stripper, nothing less, nothing more.

Now just to be clear.  I have nothing against strippers.  Some of those bitches make some fucking great cash.  Holy shit do some of them make some good fucking money and you know what? GOOD FOR THEM.  They are the ones on the stage shaking their ass, so they should make some good money for it.  And even better, they aren’t trying to pretend like rubbing their big fat titties up and down a stripper pole is “art” like some of these stupid whores, AKA DITA VON TEASE.

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