So I admit, I overslept and missed the big Janine interview on the Howard Stern show this morning just as Janine was on her way to jail today. But luckily there was a show summary posted on the web. A summary of their conversation is below. What I find most interesting about this story is not that today Janine goes to jail 6 months after her husband fucks her over and rats her out to the IRS but that Janine is in love with a man / woman named Vanity. Vanity is a Latino transgender. Although Vanity lives as a woman, he/she? still has his penis. And yes Janine has sucked his cock. This whole concept really confuses me. If Janine is with a man who pretends to be a woman does that means she’s a lesbian? And if a man, who wants to be a woman is with another woman, one of the most famous lesbians of all time in fact, does that make him gay? This whole story is really fucked out. Leave it to Janine to top herself on this the day she is going to jail. One would think that would be the big news story but it’s not. Miss Janine has somehow made it out to be a day of news about her being in love with a man who is a woman and how sometimes she sucks his cock.
Speaking of fucked up stories about Janine, where are these three new Vivid movies that were supposed to be coming out right about now? The big shock was who she was having sex with on camera. Is this in fact the news? Is it that Janine has sex on camera with a guy pretending to be a woman? Everyone thought the big surprise was that she was going to be with Rocco but I knew that wasn’t big news. This has to be it. No word or confirmation from Vivid on the truth of this news or little Janine revelation. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.
From Marks Friggin – Janine Lindemulder Calls In Before Going To Jail. 03/10/09. 7:15am. After the break we heard a prank call that Mark the Bagger made to an auto repair guy about getting his dick stuck in a tail pipe. Fred also played Jimi Hendrix ”The Wind Cries Mary” as they were coming back. Howard came back and asked what was going on with Janine Lindemulder. He said that he was going to tell her story if he could get her on the phone. Robin asked how she’s looking these days. Howard said that she looks good on her web site. Howard said she’s very heavily tattooed though.
Howard said that Janine got married to some guy who was a truck driver. Gary said that he was her first husband. Then she got married to Ricky Rachtman. Now she’s married to some other guy and going to jail for not paying taxes. She has to go in for 6 months and then she’s going to have to get back into porn to make money so it’s very complicated.
Howard said that Janine is looking at jail like it’s a spa visit. He said that she wants to get into shape while she’s there. Howard said the judge threw the book at her because she went out and bought a house before she paid off her taxes. The judge apparently told her that she should have paid her taxes instead of buying a house.
Gary said that they should have her up in about 10 seconds. Howard counted down and said ”and now…’ but she wasn’t ready yet. Gary said it might be 20 seconds. Fred kept playing the little kid saying ”Baba Booey” over and over every time Gary would speak this morning.
Howard said that Gary used to masturbate to Janine when they first met her. Gary said that he really was in love with her back then.
They finally got Janine on the phone and Howard asked her if she had ever been to jail before. She said that she had been in for possession of Meth. She said that was back in the early 90s. She said that it wasn’t really her thing and she never did it again. She said that this new thing is kind of surreal for her.
Howard asked Janine what she does the night before she goes to jail. She said that she’s going to one of those places that has less security than others. She said that most of the women are drug offenders. Janine said that she’s with her sister and her son right now and she chose to hang out with them before going. She said that her son is 17 years old. Howard asked how old her other kid is. She said that she’s 5. Janine said that she’ll be with her dad, Jesse James, and Sandra Bullock. Janine said that she has never really been able to communicate with Sandra so it’s very weird that her daughter is going to be with them. She said that she can’t even talk to her ex-husband. She said that they’re just not to that point that they can speak.
Janine said that Jesse and her broke up when she was 8 months pregnant. She said that Jesse and Sandra met around that time and they went off on their own. She said that she doesn’t blame Sandra for the break up or anything.
Janine said that Jesse and Sandra are going to have custody of her daughter while she’s in jail. She said that she hopes to get custody back when she gets out. Howard said he thinks that Sandra should sit down with Janine and talk to her about the kid. Janine said that would have been nice.
Janine said that Jesse and Sandra weren’t even in her daughter’s life for the first 3 years of her life. Janine said that she was going to try and start her life in another state. She moved to Oregon and then it acme around where they did want contact and she thought that was great. Janine said that she was making baby books and trying to keep Jesse in the loop. She said it was tough getting through to him but then one day it kind of snapped. She said that Jesse tried to get 100 percent custody after not having any contact with her for 3 years. She said that they eventually agreed to 50/50 custody… until now that is.
Howard asked Janine if they tried to use the jail thing against her. She said that was brought up. She also said that they might try to get full custody while she’s in jail too. She said that she’s pretty sure that now that she has this new web site, FreeJanine.com, they might try to get full custody. Janine said that she had to figure out a way to support her son during her time in jail and this is the way she’s doing it.
Janine said she thinks that she’s doing some stuff that has never been done before on the site. Howard said that must be something wild then. She said that she was doing this stuff in the past so it shouldn’t be an issue for Jesse.
Howard asked her what she’s doing that’s never been done before. Janine said that it’s something that has been on her mind before. She said that it’s transgender stuff.
She said that there is a woman by the name of Vanity who she has been in love with for a long time. Janine said that she’s the most beautiful Latino woman. She said that she still has her male plumbing. Howard said that’s a dude then. Janine insisted that she’s a woman but Howard insisted that he’s a dude.
Howard asked Janine if she sucks her penis. Janine said ”Oh yes!” Howard said that most transgender people don’t like their penises touched. Janine said that the penis and balls are the only things left on her that are male. Janine said that this is great for a woman who likes girls and cocks. She said it’s like the best of both worlds.
Howard asked Janine if she’s still holding up and still hot. Janine said that the pictures on her site are current and she thinks that she still looks great.
Howard asked Janine about the taxes she didn’t pay. Janine said that her taxes weren’t handled very well and someone ratted her out to the feds. She said that it was one of her ex’s. It sounded like she was blaming Jesse for her tax problems.
Howard said that the jail is going to be in a frenzy when Janine shows up. He said that there will be women fighting over her and even the guards are going to go crazy. Janine said that she will be blogging about it all while she’s in there. She will be hand writing it all and mailing it to her guys to put up on her web site.
Howard asked Janine what they do about cavity searches. She said that she knows that she will have to squat and cough to make sure there’s nothing in there. She also welcomed them to stick fingers in her ass.
Gary said that he was just reminded about the time Janine came in and helped him get hard for the penis measurements. He said that he had an erection in about 20 seconds that day.
Howard asked Janine if she remembered begin in Cleveland and asked her if she would have considered doing anything with him. Janine said that she would have because he is Howard after all.
Howard said he hopes that she’s okay in jail. He said that he worries about her. He told her that he’s going to try to get Sandra thrown in jail for her.
Howard asked Janine what she was going to be wearing in jail. She said that she’s going to have one color to wear and that’s khaki. She said that she hopes to have some kind of job in there that will keep her busy. She was hoping to be able to pull weeds or something. Howard said that he’s seen her pulling weeds and she’s going to be good at that. Howard let her go a short time later.
Howard wondered if she’s going to wear panties in jail the day she goes in. Robin had some other questions for her too but Howard had already let her go.
Artie said that Janine was one of the girls that Howard had on the Tonight Show with him. Howard said that’s true. He said that she was great. He had to go to break after that.
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