HAS WINSTON BURBANK ENDED HIS CHEAPSKATE WAYS?

SURE, HE WENT AND BOUGHT A NO-NAME BONG WHEN HIS LAST NO-NAME BONG BROKE, BUT THE KID WAITED ALMOST A YEAR USING THE BUSTED ONE ‘CAUSE HE HATES SPENDING MONEY. BUT THEN WORD COMES THAT HE GOT A NEW COMPUTER AND A NEW TELEVISION

HE STILL WON’T LET FAYNER GET A HANDFUL OF HIS GIANT COCK

I JOKED THAT I HEARD HE WAS DATING TORY LANE, SAID SOMEONE TOLD ME HIS TRUCK WAS PARKED OUTSIDE HER PLACE EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK. TO THIS WINSTON ANNOUNCED THAT THAT JUST WASN’T TRUE…

WHY YOU ASK?

‘CAUSE THE KID WENT AND GOT A NEW SUV!

FINALLY, AFTER YEARS OF ME PLEADING WITH THE GUY TO SPEND SOME FUCKING MONEY, HE GOES FULL-TILT AND BASICALLY CLEARS OUT HIS BANK ACCOUNT.

I COULDN’T BE MORE PROUD OF THIS BIG-DICKED PERFORMER/PRODUCTION MANAGER/CUM-PICKER-UPER!