SAVANNA SAMSON BOTTLES HER SWEET NECTAR

DURING A BRIEF MOMENT WHILE WHINING ABOUT HER LACK OF COCK, SAVANNA SAMSON DECIDES TO START MAKING WINE

(SECRET INGREDIENT MAY BE 5 YEAR AGED SEMEN)

 

US wine lovers will be delighted and appalled in equal measure by the release of a particularly voluptuous vintage early next year.

American porn actress Savanna Samson, star of a string of highly profitable films with titles like Poke Her and Last Girl Standing, launches Sono Uno – or Dream One – in February.

The wine – which has been given 91 points by Robert Parker – will be available in restaurants across New York including Restaurant Daniel, considered by many to be the city’s best restaurant and winner of myriad awards.

Sono Uno is made in Italy under the guidance of up-and-coming winemaker Roberto Cipresso and is a blend of 70% Cesanese, 20% Sangiovese and 10% Montepulciano.

Samson, who lists ballet, wine and yellow Ferraris as her passions, tasted her way through 80 different Italian samples in a week, before proclaiming her preference for the Cesanese, a rare grape mainly found in the Lazio region.

Robert Parker met Samson at a pre-launch of her wine, and was ‘impressed’ with her ‘good palate’, she said. According to Parker, her outfit for the occasion was ‘provocative’, but he added, ‘Trust me, I didn’t add any points for Ms Samson’s personal presentation.’

Samson is aiming the wine at the premium end of the market – only 400 cases of the 2004 vintage have been produced. ‘It’s not a wine for the masses,’ she told decanter.com. It will retail at US$35-40 in Denmark, France, Belgium and Italy, and the US. It is not available in the UK, and will not be marketed through Samson’s extensive porn channels.

The release of the wine – at New York’s La Masseria restaurant – was initially due to coincide with the New Year but the launch has been put back due to problems with the label, which features an airbrushed picture of Samson posing in a see-through dress (similar to the image above).

The holdup is due to concern over whether or not she will be able to call the wine Vino de Tavola or simply Italian Red Wine as the grapes are sourced from different regions.

The actress, whose husband is a New York wine merchant, plans to make a white Sono Due, or Dream Two, in the near future and is considering adding Champagne to the range.

For those unfamiliar with Samson’s work, decanter.com can reveal she operates at the more polished – and highly lucrative – end of the triple-x market.

www.universityofsavanna.com (warning: this website contains adult content that some readers may find offensive).

 

MICHAEL JACKSON ALLEGEDLY LASHES OUT AGAINST JEWS ON NEW TAPE

POSSIBLY ANGRY THAT JEWS HAVE NOSES

LOS ANGELES, California (AP ) — The Anti-Defamation League on Wednesday demanded an apology from Michael Jackson after ABC aired what was said to be a telephone answering-machine message in which the pop star referred to Jews as “leeches”

The message was supposedly recorded two years ago and has now surfaced in connection with a lawsuit against the pop star.

“Michael Jackson has an anti-Semitic streak and hasn’t learned from his past mistakes,” ADL director Abraham H. Foxman said in a statement. “It seems every time he has a problem in his life, he blames it on Jews.”

Jackson infuriated Jewish groups in 1995 when his song “They Don’t Care About Us” included the lyrics “Jew me, sue me, everybody do me, kick me, kike me.” Jackson apologized, saying the lyrics were meant to demonstrate the hatefulness of racism, anti-Semitism and stereotyping. He then changed the lyrics.

On Tuesday, ABC’s “Good Morning America” aired portions of a 2003 voice message that Jackson was alleged to have left for a former adviser, Dieter Wiesner.

A transcript provided by the office of attorney Howard King quotes Jackson as saying: “They suck them like leeches. … They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It’s a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.”

Jackson spokeswoman Raymone K. Bain said Wednesday the singer had no comment. A call to Jackson’s attorney Thomas Mesereau was not immediately returned.

The message was among about a dozen released by King, who represents Wiesner and another former adviser who are locked in business disputes with the pop star and are suing him for millions. King said he released the messages to keep Jackson from appearing sympathetic in court.

Jackson, now living in the Persian Gulf kingdom Bahrain, was acquitted in June of molesting a boy at his Neverland ranch.

EX-WRITER FOR HIGH TIMES, HUSTLER, PENTHOUSE TO PEN MEMOIRS

Mike Edison has a sure-fire hook for his memoir: sex, drugs and journalism. Edison, former High Times editor and publisher and now the editor in chief of the revived Screw magazine, says his book will feature “more strippers, prowrestlers, porn stars, pranksters, potheads and punk rockers than have ever been assembled in one place.” So far, the list of well-known folks whose names will appear include Evel Knievel, Al Goldstein, Keith Richards and Snoop Dogg.

ONLINE SAFETY FOR CHILDREN: A Q & A FOR DUMBASS PARENTS

from www.theoympian.com

“Don’t talk to strangers” is one of the first rules most parents teach their children.

But that rule is rarely followed on the World Wide Web.
The anonymity of the Internet often gives stalkers, sex offenders, scam artists and other criminals easier access to children, authorities say.

Here are some questions and answers about online safety.

Q: What are some signs that my child might be at risk for an online predator?

A: There are several signs to watch for. Among them:

• He or she spends large amounts of time on the Internet, especially at night. While predators are online around the clock, most work during the day and spend their evenings online trying to locate and lure children or seeking pornography, authorities say.

• You find pornography on your child’s computer.Sex offenders often supply porn as a way to strike up a conversation and seduce potential victims. Report any online child pornography to your Internet service provider and the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children at 800-843-5678.

• Your child is receiving telephone calls from adults you don’t know, or is making calls, sometimes long distance, to numbers you don’t recognize. Online predators often engage in “phone sex” with children, or use the phone to set up an actual meeting for sex.

Some predators obtain toll-free 800 numbers so their potential victims can call without their parents finding out. Others tell children to call them collect.

• Your child tuns off the computer monitor or quickly changes the screen when you enter a room — a sign that he or she might be viewing or posting inappropriate material.

Q: What should you do if you suspect your child is communicating with a sex predator online?

A: Consider talking openly about your concerns and suspicions. Review the material on your child’s computer for pornographic or sexual communication. Monitor your child’s access to all types of electronic communications, including chat rooms, instant messaging, text messages on cell phones. Sex offenders usually meet potential victims in chat rooms, but continue to chat with them via e-mail or other form of private communication, authorities say.

Q: How can you minimize the chances of a predator or scam artist victimizing your child?

A: It’s all about communication.

Teach your child about the potential of online danger: Let them know that it’s important to never give out personal information over the Internet, such as their real name, address, telephone number, school, workplace and hometown. Tell them never to agree to a face-to-face meeting with an online friend without your permission. If they plan to meet an online friend, they should take a friend, and arrange the meeting in a public place.

Other suggestions:

• Ask your child to show you his or her favorite Web sites.
• Get to know your children’s online friends, just as you would their regular friends.
• Use parental controls provided by your internet service provider, and find out what online safeguards are in your child’s school, library and friends’ computers, places outside your normal supervision.
• Monitor chat room use.
• Maintain access to your children’s e-mail accounts, and randomly check their messages.
• Consider asking your child to sign an Internet safety pledge, an agreement between the two of you about what’s OK and what’s not in cyberspace.

“As long as the parents and child have an open communication, put the computer in a common area and follow some common sense tips …they shouldn’t have a problem,” said Detective Jason Glantz, with the Washington State Patrol’s Missing and Exploited Children Task Force.

AVN PRE-NOMS OUT… PLUS BREAKING NEWS

The AVN Pre-Noms are out… and there’s QUITE a bit of competition this year in MANY categories.

But something really interesting has come up when I called a performer to get a quote about her nomination!! This will be a Lukeford.com exclusive.

It’s going to be a BLOCKBUSTER of an announcement, having to do with someone up for a major AVN Award.

Stay tuned for this exclusive story!!!

(ok ok already….. I’ve had over 300 emails about WHAT’S THE SCOOP???…. all I will say is this. The exclusive breaking news story INVOLVES and will be written by Taylor Rain herself.)

FROM BEING SERVED NUMEROUS COCKS TO OWNING A BAR THAT SERVES BOOZE: AN EX-PORN DOES GOOD

 

Fayner Posts: You know that porno actor Damian? I guess it don’t matter unless you’re me and tell him every opportunity that not only have I fired off numerous knuckle-children (great quote from the Family Guy movie) to his sister Sondra Hall I also enjoy sharing with the whole world the things I would do with her if only she’d be mine. Things like shopping for vegetables and watching her drink my polluted semen.

So Damian came by the house on Sunday night ’cause he’s part of TR’s yet-to-be-named Glamis Posse, and obviously the first thing I asked about was Sondra. She’s the kind of chick I dig: gorgeous and whore-like with a real figure, one that looks like it enjoys a good steak and not crack cocaine.

Where was I? Oh, yeah. Damian tells me he now lives in Pennsylvania, as does his sister, one Sondra Hall.

So basically after I asked him about her he told me she’s opening a bar. Good for her. I’d drink there if I was allowed in Pennsylvania. But I’m not.

Not sure if she’s implemating her mouth’s “no last call…always open” policy at her drinking saloon. We’ll keep you posted.

JENNA JAMESON BEING EXPLOITED?

JUST AN EARLY MORNING THOUGHT, BUT HASN’T EVERY WOMAN WHO HAS IS AND WILL WORK IN PORNO BEEN EXPLOITED AT SOME TIME OR ANOTHER? IT’S GOOD TO KNOW JENNA’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN TO HER ANYMORE

Literary porn star Jenna Jameson has launched a very odd online crusade against her blog designer, claiming the poor fellow – whose Web moniker is AmoreItaliano – has been exploiting her and her friends for fame and fortune.

The 31-year-old Jameson, author of the 2004 best-seller "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," as well as the female lead in such classics as "I Love Lesbians" and "Blown Away," has posted warnings on her myspace.com profile about the Web designer, whom she identifies as "A.J."

"I have been having major issues with this guy," she wrote last week. "[He’s] asking all of my friends to add him [to their myspace.com profiles], and mooching money from friends of mine."

Jameson – who notes in her own myspace.com profile that she’s "married," "bi" and makes an annual salary of "$250,000 and higher" – also posted an E-mail from a friend who claims that A.J. is trying to use his Jenna connections to break into the hard-core industry.

Jameson’s pal warned: "My friends and I have been receiving messages from him for over two weeks now about how he’d love us to become Adult Stars … and that you would be willing to sponsor the costs of getting our faces out there. … Who knows how many other people he’s made promises to under your name?"

Reached over AOL Instant Messenger, the notorious A.J. attributed the spat to a "technological misunderstanding." "Jenna and I have talked things out and have resolved all misunderstandings," he messaged, refusing to give his name. "A post like that, promising money from [Jameson’s Internet porn company] Club Jenna, or sponsorships was never made by me and Jenna knows this."

Jameson’s agent didn’t return detailed messages.