Oh thank you Kristina Rose

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I have been involved in the adult industry for over10 years, so it takes a lot to surprise me anymore. However today I was not only surprised, but a little shocked that someone could be so blatantly uncouth. Pornstar Kristina Rose gives new meaning to the phrase gutter slut! On her twitter page where the majority of pornstars put the link to their official website or MySpace page, Kristina Rose put a link to her Amazon.com wish list (This Wish List includes a ship-to address, so you can pick out an item and have it sent to the owner at checkout). And my favorite part of the whole thing is her message she posted:

All gift givers will receive a thank you package in return. 🙂 Because I have manners!

I mean, come on! Really?

Kayla Carrera set up a fund on paypal asking for her fans to donate money so she could buy herself a new pair of boobs. This really didn’t surprise me since she sort of makes her living using her tits, however to just flat out asks for gifts is a little too sleazy for my taste.

So thank you Kristina Rose for giving me a surprise when I didn’t think I could be surprised anymore. You go girl with your tacky, sleazy self!

Follow KRISSY LYNN on Twitter

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Every Friday on Twitter people do this thing called Follow Me Friday where you pick one or more names from your list of friends / followers and suggest them to your other friends / followers so they can follow them too.  So I thought, what a great idea! Every Friday I’ll pick some hot and sexy porn star and this week the pick is @KrissyLynnxxx

Krissy Lynn

http://twitter.com/KrissyLynnXXX

Every Friday I pick a new porn star to follow and will only make Twitter accounts of stars I know for a fact are legit.  The pictures shown in this post are from the stated stars profile page at the time the post was made however you should note these change all the time.  If you want to see their most current Twitter profile background you should check out their twitter page.

Nikki Benz graces yet another magazine cover

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Nikki Benz: Cover Girl

( LOS ANGELES, CA ) – If you have been within an eyeball’s distance of a newsstand in 2010, chances are pretty good you’ve seen adult superstar Nikki Benz on more than one occasion. She is currently on two more major covers worldwide, adding to her impressive total for the year. Her successful run as a cover model has spread beyond the adult industry, allowing her to share her beauty with the mainstream world as well.

The always stunning Nikki is featured on the cover of the brand new issue of UK Men’s World magazine and on the August issue of Genesis magazine in the U.S.

“It’s such a great feeling to be going worldwide as a cover model,” Nikki states. “I’ve been on several magazine covers and layouts from all over the world. Including Australia, Belgium, the UK and of course Canada and the U.S. to name a few.”

Fans in Belgium have seen Nikki on the cover of Penthouse as well as enjoying her exquisite form in a multi-page layout. Down under Nikki has been featured as a cover girl on The Picture magazine and in a beautiful layout inside the magazine.

“I love what I do and my hard work is paying off and it’s gaining me worldwide recognition as a sex symbol and an adult icon,” says Nikki.

Nikki’s biggest magazine coup of the year was her April 2010 Penthouse Pet layout. After being featured on the cover of the May 2008 issue, returning as the Penthouse Pet was a highlight to be sure.

“There are few honors in the adult industry as big as being named Penthouse Pet” says Nikki. “It is something I have wanted for a long time and I am very proud to have earned my key. Plus, the photos came out amazing!”

In addition to her amazing run of magazine covers, Nikki has also been recognized for her live shows. She has been nominated for Adult Movie Entertainer of the Year at the 2010 Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Awards Show. Nikki spends a good deal of her time on the road and has worked hard to provide her fans the best possible shows. “I’m honored to be nominated as ‘Feature Performer of the Year’,” Nikki adds. “Feature dancing is a huge part of my career and I couldn’t be happier!”

A comprehensive account of Nikki’s amazing run in 2010 can be found on wonderful blog created by one of her fans:
http://nikkibenzfanclub.blogspot.com/2010_06_01_archive.html

For more of Nikki Benz visit www.NikkiBenz.com.

To see her latest movie visit www.HocusPocusXXX.com

Alexis Texas has a big butt

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LA Direct Models’ Alexis Texas Graces the Cover of TASCHEN’S The Big Butt Book, edited by Dian Hanson

Los Angeles, CA/June 22, 2010 – LA Direct Models (www.ladirectmodels.com), the largest and most prolific agency in adult entertainment is pleased to have Alexis Texas on the cover of The Big Butt Book, edited by Dian Hanson, created and distributed by TASCHEN BOOKS. On Wednesday, June 30th, TASCHEN Store Beverly Hills hosted the LA Direct Models starlet and Big Butt Book cover girl Alexis Texas along with TASCHEN “Sexy” book editor Dian Hanson to celebrate the launch of book.

Fellow LA Direct Models stars Breanne Benson and Tori Black came out in support of Alexis, and the release of this critically acclaimed book. “I am honored to be the cover of this incredible book,” says Texas. “To see my butt on the coffee tables of homes around the world is truly a thrill. I want to thank everyone at TASCHEN for a memorable event.”

Over 300 people packed the store and stood outside in line, patiently waiting to get in to the Playboy Magazine sponsored party. Camera and film crews snapped away intensely all night, as special guests included Film Director and Producer Brett Ratner, Former Playboy Playmates of the Year Jayde Nicole and Kara Monico, Playboy Cover girl Jessica Hall, as well as models and actresses Katie Cleary, Bridgetta Tomarchio, and Marisa Lauren. Store patrons lined both the downstairs area and upstairs area of the store, and were treated to the signature “Booty Shaker” and “Thigh Slapper” cocktails generously provided by Svedka Vodka and served by The Beautiful Bartenders.

Over 25 different media outlets ranging from online, print, radio, television, and documentary film were on hand to take part in the festivities which included: LA Weekly, Los Angeles Times, KPCC (NPR) Radio, KJLH Radio, Adult Video News, Hustler Magazine, Playboy, Life & Style Weekly,  US Weekly, Beverly Hills Courier, Beverly Hills Times Magazine, Cool Hunting,  Flavorpill, Anthem, Askmen.com, StyleLA.com, Racked.com, Star Cam, Wire Image, Film Magic, The Naughty Show, and Turn of the Century Pictures.

Press/Media contact for LA Direct Models: Brian Gross | BSG PR | 818.340.4422 | brian@bsgpr.com | @bsgpr

Katie Kox say what?

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I don’t know why but after a decade in this business, sometimes porn stars can still surprise me with some of the dumb ass shit they say.  I was reading a story on Adult FYI which is most likely just a press release but anyway, the story was about busy porn starlet Katie Kox.

In this story it says …….

24-year old Kox is one of the very few starlets in adult that have her own network, above and beyond her own site. Katie Kox’s Dirty Hard Drive is home to sites such as Marcus London’s TheSquirtInstructor.com, Richard Mann’s KingofInterracial.com, DirtySlutsAndStuds.com, as well her personal site, KatieKox.com.

Really?  Does Katie Kox really think she is one of the only porn stars that are a part of a network?  Seriously?  So what about Bree Olson, Hanna Hilton, Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Tori Black, Racquel Darrian (who was one of the first), Tory Lane, Sunrise Adams …. not to mention ummm Sunny Leone, Lupe Fuentes.

The only porn star I can think of off the top of my head that isn’t a part of a “network” of some kind probably Nikki Benz.

This whole story reminds me of the time that this one network who I won’t name to save them the embarrassment, used to post about Shyla Stylez was the most searched porn star on the Internet when in reality she wasn’t even in the top 25.  What it really was, one time Shyla Stylez was the most searched porn star on FreeOnes.com, which in itself is something to be quite proud of but it’s a far cry from being the most googl’ed porn chick.  For awhile now Eva Angelina has held that actual honor, at least according to Fame Registry.  So someone told the star in question this information and it got somehow confused and mistaken and well they started promoting her as the most searched for porn star, which of course wasn’t even remotely true.

So Katie Kox let me share with you a little secret.   Don’t talk out your ass unless you know for a 100% sure you are correct.  It only makes you look like a brain dead bimbo and from what I hear you are a pretty cool chick.  So let’s stop promoting yourself as something you are not.  Instead let’s talk about the actual great things you have to offer, that will get ya a lot further in your career than some made up bullshit.

Kiara Diane is Back To Boys!

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I’ve always had this thing for Kiara Diane.  I don’t even know why, there is just something about her that has always attracted me to her.  For awhile now however Kiara Diane has only been working with other females or in solo scenes.  However rumor has it, that has no changed and she is back to doing boy/girl scenes again.

Don’t get me wrong, Kiara Diane does some great lesbian sex …. she gets down and dirty with Eva Angelina in Hocus Pocus XXX.  You can see a tiny bit of it in the Eva Angelina preview (CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE MOV FILE).  Keep your eye on Kiara Diane.  I think she has been things in her future.

Those interested in booking Kiara Diane for work can contact her through Big Love Talent and her fans can follow her on Twitter @KiaraDianeXXX.

Photo from Josh Ryan

Sex your way to the 4th

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With the 4th of July less than a week away, why not get into the spirit with these fun DVD’s. You can watch one every day so by the 4th you’ll be so horny you’ll hit on your cousin at the family Bar-B-Que!

Start off with “American Girrrl.” There is nothing like an all American girl to get the juices flowing!

DESCRIPTION: She’s an American Girrrl, and that means she love apple pie, hates terror with a passion, and loves taking it up the asshole! God bless this country, and each and every jizzed-up shithole in it.

STARRING: Cindy Crawford, Sophia, Vanessa Lane, Alicia Alighatti, and Ice La Fox.

Next you should watch “Teagan: All American Girl” since you’re in that frame of mind. And with her long legs, blonde hair and smokin’ ass, Teagan makes for a perfect “American Girl.”

DESCRIPTION: Teagan: All American Girl is a heartwarming tribute to youth, with slow, steamy glances at innocent rites of passage. Watch a beautiful young cast as they discover the sweet art of seduction through child play. With bake sales and car washes featuring Digital Playground’s Teagan Presley and Jana Cova alongside Sarah Blake, Hillary Scott, Kelly Kline and Holly Morgan, Teagan: All American Girl casts a vibrant, sexy light on America’s favorite pastimes.

STARRING: Teagan, Jana Cova, Sarah Blake, Hillary Scott, Kelly Kline, and Holly Morgan.

Now you should set you focus on just one part of that American Girl, and why not put that focus on her Ass! Watch “American Ass“. There is nothing better than when it’s made in the good ole U.S.of A.

DESCRIPTION: Get ready to get fucked! Two Fisted Cum sucking..Awesome ass streching! Deep Anal Fucking!

STARRING: Jessica Darlin, Britney Foster, Anna Nova, Elizabeth Del Mar, Brooke Balentyne, Pat Myne, Mark Davis, Toni Ribas, Frank Gunn, Steve Holmes, and Manuel Ferrara.

Now that your attention is on some fine American ass, why not remember those who fought for our Freedom in this fine tribute: “Operation Anal Freedom.”

Since we are paying tribute to those great American Soldiers you have to check out Stormy Daniels in “Operation Desert Stormy.” Leave it to a women to to put an end to the shit in Iraq!

DESCRIPTION: As one the largest productions to date, this wicked pictures’ blockbuster has it all!!! Action.. romance.. drama… suspense.. and even a little bit of comedy!!! Oay, a whole lot of comedy!! Join award winning writer/director Stormy Daniels as she leads you on the wildest and most hilarious adventure in the history of adult cinema. With the head of the CIA (Randy Spears) presumed dead and word of an impending terrorist attack lead by the evil Hussein (Ron Jeremy), The fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely and extremely unskilled heroes. Does a secretary (Storym Daniels)and her wannabe agent husban (Steven St. Croix) have what it takes to put aside their numerous marital issues and travel overseasa to put an end to Hussein’s quest for total world domination.. and his ridiculous get rich quick ideas? With the help of two non nonsens British agents Jacks and Watson, Some beautiful and horny harem girls, and one ornery camel, the “heroes” embark on a sex crazed and explosion filled expedition into hostile territory. Will Operation: Desert Stormy be a success and our “heroes” save the world or will we all be wearing turbans?

STARRING: Stormy Daniels, Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincade, Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Kaylani Lei, Lorena Sanchez, Melissa Lauren, Nikita Cash, Roxy DeVille, Tory Lane, Veronica Rayne, Nicole Sheridan, Derrick Pierce, Marcus London, Randy Spears, Steven st. croix, Tommy Gunn, Tony De Sergio, and Voodoo.

Now we can’t forget what the 4th of July is all about. Those great Americans who fought against a tyrant King to give us a government chosen by the people. So why not watch a movie about a former Vice-Presidential hopeful, Sara Palin in “Who’s Nailin’ Payin?”

DESCRIPTION: Out of all the dipshits in politics that most of us would love to see get the fuck banged out of them, Sarah “Paylin” is definitely at the top of the list. Leave it to Larry Flynt and his team to be first on the block to “poke it” to this awful, awful woman. This flick is bound to be remembered long after most of us have forgotten the woman it is based on… I hope. We just hope there’s some moose fucking in this flick.

STARRING: Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Holly West, Jada Fire, Sindee Jennings, Sascha, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Lee Stone, Evan Stone, and Mike Horner.

And of course, last but not least. “Banging On The 4Th,” isn’t that what we all should be doing this holiday?

DESCRIPTION: Each year, Millions of people look for the Perfect Spot to watch the fireworks. But look no Further!! you just found the best spot in town!!

STARRING: Dave, Mandi Michales, and Tiswin.

This 4th of July remember: Don’t just watch the fireworks, make some of your own!

Supreme Court Nominee Eleana Kagan is the Devil

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I can remember being 14 years old and my mother sitting me and my sisters down and explaining the concept of a woman’s right to chose and as I got older I learned about the many generations of woman before me and what they had to go through to secure my right to chose what I do with my body.

No this isn’t a post about abortion.  This is actually about my overall rights as a woman including my right to express myself in dance, which may or may not include me being half naked when doing so.  This also includes my right to want to marry or not want to marry.  This also includes my right to want to have a job and now apparently some stupid bitch has decided I may no longer chose for myself in certain areas of my life.

Apparently as a woman if I chose what she doesn’t agree with them I’m just to stupid to know better because she wants to outlaw my right to get naked … my right to suck a cock on camera …. and my right to bend over and take it up the ass from a man and turn that into a movie.

I am a pornographer, what this new Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan would call a “pimp” and she does not believe woman are capable of making the informed decision to pursue a career in adult entertainment and anyone who helps them do so should be jailed.

I am a female and I chose my line of work.  I wasn’t pushed into it.  I wasn’t tricked into it.  It’s my body and it’s my decision to do what I want to do.

Read what she said very carefully because the words from spewing from her evil mouth could very much effect you in the very near future – “New and harsher penalties against the kinds of violence against women that takes place in producing pornography, the use of pandering statutes and pimp statutes against pornographers…perhaps the initiation—the enactment of new statutes prohibiting the hiring of women for commercial purposes to engage in sexual activities.”

Source of the quote about Kagan is from Politico

I am an educated woman and I don’t want anyone trying to tell me what I can and can’t do with my body.  I’m not a bad person for enjoying sex and I’m not a bad person for being proud of my body and wanting to share it with others.  Generations of woman before us have fought hard to ensure that I have the right to do just that and how dare this evil bitch try and take rights away from woman — IT IS OUR BODY AND IT IS OUR RIGHT TO CHOSE WHAT WE DO WITH IT!

FUCK YOU ELEANA KAGAN

Your Ad Goes Here …. Well It Can

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I want to do a special series here at Lukeford.com but it cost money to do, so I talked Ryan Rayzer into letting me sell a few choice banner ad spaces on the site to raise the money I need.  The cost of the ad is $500, payable via paypal.

So here is what you get.  I will run a story / post about your site, product, service, company (whatever is applicable) and it will be “featured” for a minimum of 30 days.  This means it will be one of the top 3 stories at the site that have a rotating intro graphic off the main page.  You can help me draft the story / post about your company / product / service / movie, etc. or I can write the whole thing myself.  Whatever you want is fine with me.  In short, it will be a post promoting your <whatever>.  Once the 30 days is up the post will remain on the site, however it just won’t have the featured link on the main page.

In addition, you will get a banner ad on our left sidebar that can be no wider than 150 pixels wide.  That banner will remain on the site for a minimum of 3 months.

In addition, Ryan Rayzer or really anyone from this site will be prohibited from posting anything negative about your company, product, service, movie (or whatever you chose to promote) during this time.  No matter how tempted he may be, he absolutely promises that no matter what he will keep his big yap shut.  How can you totally not love that? LOL

But seriously, if you are interested in this very limited ad space click the SUBMIT NEWS link from the main menu and email Ryan.

Humans masturbate a lot!

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Sexy Science:

Masturbation, copulation, evolution, pornography; Eat your heart out, Charles Darwin!

June 24, 12:36 PM – Sex & Relationships Examiner – Sarah Estrella

This week at ScientificAmerican.com, Bering In Mind columnist Jesse Bering has masturbation and evolution on the brain, musing that perhaps “masturbation is an evolved strategy for shedding old sperm while making room for new, fitter sperm.” Or, as Bering puts it in his headline: One reason why humans are special and unique: We masturbate. A lot.

Bering references eight dfifferent studies in bulding his arugment, which is that we may have good old Darwinian natural selection to thank for our wildest sexual fantasies and the highly evolved cognitive mental representation capacities in our brains that make them possible.

This conjuring ability to create fantasy scenes in our heads that literally bring us to orgasm when conveniently paired with our dexterous appendages is an evolutionary magic trick that I suspect is uniquely human.

Bering notes that “masturbation to completion is an exceedingly rare phenomenon in other species,” dropping that old Alfred Kinsey stat that 92 percent of all Americans masturbate to orgasm, and cites a “classic” (meaning pre-Internet porn) study on male masturbation by British evolutionary biologists Robin Baker and Mark Bellis, which found that male university students masturbated to ejaculation every 72 hours, on average (like I said, this was conducted pre-Internet porn), even when they were also having actual in-pair copulation.

Baker and Bellis’s quite logical argument for this seemingly counterintuitive state of affairs (after all, shouldn’t men try to stock up as much sperm as possible in their testes rather than spill their seeds so wastefully in a rather infertile swath of toilet paper or a dirty sock?) is that because there is a “shelf-life” for sperm cells – they remain viable for only 5-7 days after production – and because adult human males manufacture a whopping 3 million sperm per day, masturbation is an evolved strategy for shedding old sperm while making room for new, fitter sperm. It’s quality over quantity.

Bering digresses for a moment to review the scientific literature on non-human primate masturbation before getting back to his intriguing thesis and its even more intriguing conclusions:

The answer for this cross-species difference, I’m convinced, lies in our uniquely evolved mental representational abilities—we alone have the power to conjure up at will erotic, orgasm-inducing scenes in our theater-like heads … internal, salacious fantasies completely disconnected from our immediate external realities.

It’s the final section of Bering’s column that is most interesting and most thought-provoking, and I’ll encourage my readers to click through and read for themselves rather than stealing all of his thunder. Here’s a teaser:

And so I’m left wondering… in a world where sexual fantasy in the form of mental representation has become obsolete, where hallucinatory images of dancing genitalia, lusty lesbians and sadomasochistic strangers have been replaced by a veritable online smorgasbord of real people doing things our grandparents couldn’t have dreamt up even in their wettest of dreams, where randy teenagers no longer close their eyes and lose themselves to the oblivion and bliss but instead crack open their thousand-dollar laptops and conjure up a real live porn actress, what, in a general sense, are the consequences of liquidating our erotic mental representational skills for our species’ sexuality?

You can read the full article HERE