BEING A MOTHER IS RUFF, RUFF, RUFF…….

TMFR WRITES:

Iv’e been a mother since Feb.23 with a baby pit bull and she’s a handful!!! I know it was Feb.23 cuz that is my mom’s b-day and I picked up the pit bull before I seen my mom and I got shit for it!!!!

It’s hell being a mother!!! She always wants my attention, crys me a river, hates her kennel, bites ALL THE DOGS NECK’S, loves my shoes, bites my rolex, my tiffany’s too, shit’s everywhere, piss too, WHAT ELSE…..WHAT DOESNT SHE DO IS THE QUESTION???

I should have called her TROUBLE but her name is SMOKIE!!!

She is the NEW LOVE of my life!!! She will soon be trained the way I want her to be but I know it takes time!!!! I love her just as much as I love Bandito!!! Holler 420!

HERE ARE SOME PICS TO PROVE IT:

Smokie by the fireplace!

Bandit being handsome!!

Smokie

Smokie in Bandit’s hand-me-downs!!!

Bandit

Bandit loungin

Smokie & The Bandit

First night at the homefront! Bandit being jealous!!!

Smokie & The Bandit

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!

Bandit

MOMMY MADE ME A STONER!!!

MOMMY MAKES ME MODEL CLOTHES!! SHE’S THINKS I LOOK CUTE! I KNOW I LOOK DUMB!

We love you MOMMY!!!

SMOKIE AND THE BANDIT!!!

 

Today at the beach!!!

bandit

Chillin chewing on a stick!!!!!

THE END!!!

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR

BACKDOOR DESIRES REVIEW

By Gene Ross at www.adultfyi.com

As the late Dean Martin often crooned, "How lucky can one guy be?"

Brian Surewood finds that out in a scene he does with Holly Wellin and Brooke Haven in Backdoor Desires, a smart, high energy, nicely shot exercise directed by Vince Voss. Wellin and Haven have already flaunted their luxurious curves and tongue kissed the other’s body parts for the camera outdoors, and Brian must have picked up the scent because the pace is full-bore from then on with some warm up vaginal penetrations.

Wellin lavishes Surewood’s balls with tongue love, and Surewood’s response to that is enough to plant a firm spike in Haven’s ass as Holly guides Surewood’s cock to its mark in the reverse cowgirl. Wellin acquits herself admirably in the rectal dept., as well, especially when a missionary ass landing segues into a beautiful side saddler. The girls register hang-on-for-dear-life facial expressions throughout for the anal amusement ride of their lives.

Surewood comes back later in the show to take part in a d.p. featuring the lovely Roxy Jezel and Sascha. Another thrilling anal adventure commences as Roxy’s pert ass is passed around in a communal sharing of the reverse cowgirl experience then Surewood and Sascha get to work, cramming both her holes in what’s a pure adrenalin pumping wild commute. Sascha is also back, anal mating with Katja Kassin whose spark plug sexuality never ceases to garner universal approval.

After doing some extensive dental work on her with his cock, Sascha gives Katja the ol’ Indiana shit boiler, up and over style. There’s at least four other positions and maybe more where Sascha’s clinging to her hearty cheeks like a newborn money to its mother. Really good stuff.

Kurt Lockwood and Lauren Phoenix have worked before in another Defiance project titled Horny Holiday. In that one Lockwood plays an elf and Phoenix is Mrs. Santa Claus. With all the Christmas crap and Keebler cookies out of the way, Lockwood means business. After he has Phoenix over his knee for an ass probe, Lockwood hoists her over his shoulder for a standing upside down 69. That alone would be a day at the gym for the average Joe, but Lockwood’s just begun. Probably the best scene in the movie qualifies itself with Phoenix in a spine re-arranging pile driver- front and reverse – with Lockwood deep in her ass. Another choice shot in when Kurt’s got her on her knees and fucks her butt without clemency.

Pretty close to the energy of that pairing is the one you’ll seen between Anthony Hardwood and Sintia Stone. Hardwood never fails to work up a daily sweat in these movies, and Stone’s ability to take it in at least five positions is as good a definition of rectal resilience as you’ll find.

EVA & MCKENZIE!!

Talk about a dream come true!!!

Here I am at the bank on Friday.. and who walks in, ClubJenna contract girl and all around classy beauty Mckenzie Lee and her room mate busty beauty Eva Angelina!! Now if that’s not a happy day!!!!

I spoke to the two of them for a few minutes!!!

McKenzie is a real stunner and smart as hell! She’s excited about her new website, www.mckenzielee.com and what she’s been doing for ClubJenna. She works a lot, not just shooting scenes but promoting, signing, etc. This is one porn girl who loves her job. She’s not just a glossy pretty girl either, this chick LOVES anal and dp and interracial! Check out her website, because she’s really getting into it, chatting with fans, answering emails and adding new content!!

As for Eva, she’s been busy dancing (look for her dance schedule here) and she’s prepoaring for a HUGE feature movie for Wicked next week! Eva is also excited that ClubJenna has signed on to build her official website! So look for that soon!

MANIDOR BEACH HAS NICE NUDE PEOPLE THERE!!!

TMFR WRITES:

My favorite thing to do on a SUNDAY MORNING is to go to the beach!!! FUCK CHURCH or THE TEMPLE!!! j/k My doggies love the beach too!!!

Washed the Escalde and then picked up Fayner and Rhiannon and rolled out to the BEACH!!! ‘WANNA GO FOR….A BEACH RIDE????’ Dogs love when you say that!!!

Anyways, I was chillin, smokin herb and then Peter came over (guy on the beach) and said "Is that Bandit?"

 "YUP!"

"I remember BANDIT from last time! Also, I checked out www.lukeford.com!!! I really enjoy it and I like how you talk shit on Bush!!! Gives me something to do at work now!!!"

"SWEET! I’M GLAD THAT YOU CHECKED IT OUT!!! SCOTT’S A BRILLIANT WRITER SO IT WORKS!!!"

"ARE YOU TAYLOR RAIN? THE GIRL ON THE FRONT PAGE?"

"Yes that’s me!!"

"Cool! Keep up the good work and Bandit is a great lookin dog!!"

"Thank You!"

CAME BACK 10 MINUTES LATER AND GOT HIGH AND TALKED MORE!!!

"WHAT UP PETER!"

P.S. NUDIST’S ROCK AND POTHEAD’S ROCK TOO!!!

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR

BAD DOOKIES

Duke lacrosse coach resigns, season is canceled, amid scandal

ALLEN G. BREED, Associated Press

A lacrosse player’s e-mail rant about killing and skinning strippers in his Duke University dorm room has started a chain reaction resulting in his coach’s resignation, the season’s cancellation and an internal probe into the university’s response to alleged violence by athletes.

Wednesday’s cascade of events was the latest fallout from allegations that three players on the lacrosse team raped a stripper at an off-campus party on March 13.

No charges have been filed in the case, but sophomore Ryan McFadyen, 19, of Mendham, N.J., the player who wrote the e-mail has been suspended, and Duke President Richard H. Brodhead promised a "very, very serious self-study" of campus culture.

"I pledge that Duke will respond with appropriate seriousness when the truth is established," he wrote in a letter to the community.

Students and townspeople have marched almost daily since the alleged attack on the stripper, a student across town at North Carolina Central University. The woman, who is black, claims three white players pulled her into a bathroom and assaulted her.

Protesters are angry over the school’s handling of the allegations and the team members’ refusal to cooperate with police. Investigators have said the athletes are sticking together and keeping silent.

Authorities have taken DNA samples from the team’s 46 white players. The sole black player has been ruled out. District Attorney Mike Nifong has said that he is "pretty confident that a rape occurred," but that he does not expect to file charges until next week.

The team’s co-captains have acknowledged hiring the stripper and serving alcohol but have denied that anyone was sexually assaulted at the party.

On Wednesday, authorities unsealed documents stating that less than two hours after the alleged rape, McFadyen sent an e-mail saying he was planning an encore to "tonights (sic) show." The message, addressed "To whom it may concern," said, "however there will be no nudity."

"I plan on killing the bitches as soon as the(y) walk in and proceding to cut their skin off," wrote McFadyen, a 6-foot-6, 225-pound Atlantic Coast Conference honor roll player who was one of five Duke players from the exclusive Delbarton School in Morristown, N.J., adding in vulgar terms that he would find the act sexually satisfying. The e-mail was signed with McFadyen’s jersey number, 41.

McFadyen’s name, however, does not match the three names the woman gave to police as those of her attackers.

N.C. Central Chancellor James Ammons called the e-mail "very disturbing" and encouraged students to remain calm.

"We do not want anyone from the NCCU family to seek retribution or take matters into their own hands," Ammons said in a statement. "We have to exercise a great level of civility as we await the outcome of this investigation. I am encouraging our students to continue to show support for the alleged victim and to continue to plan events that better educate individuals about sexual violence and racism."

Brodhead said McFadyen was the only player suspended so far, and that the man was removed from campus. He also said he has heard that other lacrosse team members have changed their places of residence for safety reasons.

"The court released today a previously sealed warrant, whose contents are sickening and repulsive," Brodhead said in announcing the cancellation of the rest of the season. Last week, he suspended the team from play.

Shortly after the e-mail’s release, lacrosse coach Mike Pressler resigned, ending a 16-year tenure marked by three Atlantic Coast Conference championships and a trip to last year’s national final.

Brodhead would not say whether Pressler’s resignation was requested, saying only, "When it was offered, I thought it was highly appropriate."

Brodhead followed his decision to cancel the season by announcing a series of steps that Duke plans to address the allegations, including examining the culture of the lacrosse team and investigating the school’s response to the scandal.

The aim, he said, is to uncover whether "is there a special history of bad behavior with this team."

The investigation of Duke’s response will be conducted by William Bowen, president of the Andrew Mellon Foundation and a past president of Princeton University, and Julius Chambers, former director-counsel of the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund and a past NCCU chancellor.

The university’s critics have complained that it has taken three weeks to take these actions. There have been nearly daily protests on and off campus.

Coincidentally, McFadyen attended a "Take Back the Night" march on campus on March 29.

"I completely support this event and this entire week," the player told The Chronicle, Duke’s student newspaper. "It’s just sad that the allegations we are accused of happened to fall when they did."

McFadyen’s attorney, Glen Bachman, took over his representation late Wednesday from attorney Robert Ekstrand, who said earlier in the day that while its language was vile, "the e-mail itself is perfectly consistent with the boys’ unequivocal assertion that no sexual assault took place that evening."

Bachman declined to comment on the e-mail and its contents.

In the warrant to search the player’s room, police provided a detailed timeline of the alleged attack and some additional details of their investigation. The warrant also adds conspiracy to commit murder as one of the crimes police are investigating.

Also, in a February 2005 posting to a friend’s bravenet.com guestbook, McFadyen wrote of enjoying Duke lacrosse, but noting "we have 48 hour rule so we can only drink hardcore on saturday nights …" He also joked, in error-riddled sentences, about two fellow players "being women on the lacrosse field, menaing they both got hurt so coach rips them appart."

DOC… I HAVE THIS PROBLEM!

Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery

from KSAT.com

A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Pa., mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"You shouldn’t group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said.

Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel.

BABY SHOWER BRAWL

Pregnant woman beaten at baby shower

Police: Fight escalated over whether woman gave 5-year-old beer

SPRINGFIELD, Massachusetts (AP) — An argument at a baby shower escalated into a brawl in which one man was shot and the pregnant guest of honor was beaten with a stick, police said.

Three people were arrested after the fight, described by police as a "baby shower gone bad."

Authorities said the shooting victim, Aristotle Garcia, got into a fight with a man who is dating his ex-girlfriend. The argument, over whether the woman let their 5-year-old daughter drink beer, escalated and drew in two other people — Jazz Rivas and Juan Velazquez, said Police Lt. Cheryl C. Claprood.

When the baby shower’s hostess tried to intervene, Rivas began hitting some of the guests, including the 22-year-old mother-to-be, with a large stick, she said.

Velazquez fired a gun in the air, then fired it into the crowd, hitting Garcia in the stomach, according to police. Garcia, 26, was in stable condition at Baystate Medical Center. The mother-to-be, who was seven months pregnant, was treated after the incident Saturday and released.

Velazquez, 19, was arrested Tuesday and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and armed assault with intent to murder. He pleaded not guilty Wednesday and was ordered held on $100,000 bail.

The man Garcia was initially fighting with, Antonio Santiago, 25, pleaded not guilty to similar charges Tuesday and was ordered held on $50,000 bail.

Rivas, 22, pleaded not guilty to three counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and one count of assault and battery on a pregnant female. His bail was set at $10,000.