HOW CUTE CAN YOU GET??

Fayner Posts: Woke up yesterday and walked across the street to check out the latest installment of Tits Ahoy by Third Degree being shot.

Actually, and truthfuly, I just wanted a free lunch. A free peek at Lisa Ann getting pounded, too.

A brand-spankin’ new 5 Series BMW was sitting in the driveway, all shiny and look-at-me-I’m-so-fucking-new-and-cool.

“Who’s car is this?” I asked Travis the PM/PA/Sperm cleaner-uper.

“It’s Quasar’s new car.”

“Lucky son of a bitch. So this is what you drive when you’re not spending your life chsing after porno chicks and doing bag after bag after bag of expensive drugs?”

“Pretty much.”

I was as jealous as a man can be. Until….

I soon found out that Quasar’s former partner Michael Adam just bought the same damn car.

Then I just felt queasy.

I men, how gay is it when two guys people having been calling a gay couple for years now go out and buy the exact same fucking car?

Gay.

That’s the answer.

ANOTHER PORNO STARLET THROWS HERSELF AT WINSTON BURBANK…TO WHICH HE RESPONDS BY RUNNING AWAY!!!

 

 

ON THE SET WITH BARRETT BLADE’S NEWEST MOVIE FOR MAYHEM, BACK-IN-ACTION TORY LANE JUST HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE HUB-BUB WAS ABOUT INSIDE WINSTON AKA NATHAN’S PANTS. WINSTON REFUSED TO WHIP IT OUT. TORY TOOK MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS

 

RIGHT NOW NATHAN IS THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE COULD DO WITH THE $3 STUFFED IN TORY’S G-STRING. SOME CAMBELL’S CHICKEN SOUP PERHAPS? HOW ‘BOUT THIS, NATHAN? PUT YOUR FUCKING BIG DICK IN HER FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!

 

 

PLEASE CAN I TAKE IT OUT AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH? TORY ASKS. WINSTON GETS ALL RED AND FLUSHED, POLIETLY DECLINED. IN OTHER WINSTON BURBANK NEWS, SHOOT PHOTOGRAPHER NICOLE SHERIDAN INFORMED THE YOUNG STUD THAT SHE WANTS TO DO A SCENE WITH HIM PRONTO, AND SAYS SHE’LL EVEN DO IT WITHOUT HER MAN VOODOO IN THE SCENE, A FIRST FOR HER IN A SUPER-DUPER-DUPER LONG TIME. WINSTON STILL REFUSES….

 

 

THIS IS A PICTURE OF NICK MANNING DOING TORY LANE FROM BEHIND…

 

AND

 

 

 

THIS IS TORY LANE AFTER GETTING A FACE FULL OF MANNING SEED.

 

PICTURES TAKEN BY NICOLE SHERIDAN

TAYLOR RAIN LAUNCHES OFFICIAL MEMBER SITE

She’s been in the business for 5 years, has been recognized as one of the top performers since she started and never once has endorsed a website as her own. There have been countless sites adding her name to it, but not until now has there been one where TMFR calls her own.

Taylor Rain has officially launched her one and only member site ClubTaylorRain.com.

This is the site I always wanted. I’ve been talkin to people for 2 years about a site, we made all types of plans but nothin ever came of it, just talk.” Rain says. “This one is all me! I love it. At first it was just me, me and more me, but then we came up with the idea of adding a bonus area where I can add photo sets and video sets of other girls in the business, this way no one will get bored. I mean come on, you can only look at one person so much, how many ways can you view a pussy? This way my fans can see me and they can see thousands of pics and vids of my friends too and never get bored.”

ClubTaylorRain.com was built with Taylors fans in mind first! With her no longer performing it was important for Rain to feel close to her fans. The site includes several areas for people to stay in touch with Taylor and her life, her Journal section including her day to day rants about her personal life as well as her directing for Torrid and Defiance. She also includes a schedule where her fans can stay up to date with her shooting schedule as well as personal appearances all across the country for store signings. Taylor already has a “Live Chat” section where she can meet one on one with fans for a live video chat, plus she’ll have scheduled Live Chat sessions for all her members. “I love that I can meet one on one with fans for special occasions via my live chat area. And then weekly I’ll do live chat for all my fans, that’s hot! I can play with myself for some fan I have in Alaska and get him off by watching me, that’s hot!” Rain’s intentions are to be 1000% involved with this site and update every day, with adding new hardcore content and updating her journal and schedule. “I’m so into this site, I’ve personally picked all the content that people see on the site so far. I have a deal with Defiance and Torrid, so I get to use all their exclusive content that NO ONE else has, that’s exclusive right??” Besides photo content, the website is filled with hundreds of hours of exclusive hardcore video content with stars such as Lauren Phoenix, Tory Lane, Vanessa Lane, Deja Daire, Naudia Nyce, Jenna Haze, Bobbi Blair, Katja Kassin, Rita Faltoyano, Tiffany Taylor and more.

I’m gonna do content shoots with my favorite girls too, I’ll shoot some content with girls like Naudia Nyce and other girls, and I have exclusive video clips and full movies too.”

The site will also include VOD movies and streaming hardcore video clips updated weekly. Plus Taylor will be doing content shoots of both video and photo with her friends in the business, in otherwords this will be the ONLY place you can find any new Taylor Rain photo and video content. “I’m gonna shoot content every week for my site. Pretty girl, amateur, at home, photo and video with my girlfriends from the biz and hardcore POV too.

On the “personal” side, Taylor Rain will use this site to communicate with her fans. “I’ll be answering all my fan emails and taking lots of requests.” By requests, Rain means she’ll be giving fans the chance to direct her in their own “custom Taylor Rain Video”. “I’ll shoot solo masterbation videos, striptease videos and hardcore POV videos for my fans. They tell me what they want me to do and say, and I’ll make their video for them. I’m out of the business as far as performing, but not when it comes to my website, so signup now and gimme that cheese.” Fans can start emailing Taylor Rain at taylor@clubtaylorrain.com to start putting in your requests!! And besides custom videos, she’ll also be selling all her movies directly from her website. “You can buy all my movies from me personally and I’ll have them sent to you. You can buy them at regular price, well actually cheaper than anywhere else, or I can send you an autographed copy of one of my vids of your choice.” Taylor will also be selling off items such as autographed 8×10’s, polaroids, bras, panties, boots, tshirts, dresses, wardrobe from her past movies, even the straight jacket from her last movie Assylum.

This is all about me and my fans. There’s something for everyone, this is a mega website, with so much content no one will ever get bored, but it also has my personal touch, it has me. So my fans can stay in touch with me, see me, watch me, email me, plus they can also see my friends, like thousands of pics and vids.”

ClubTaylorRain is part of the ClubHardcore.TV network of personal websites, it’s the first website for ClubHardcore and its’ most important. Coming this week will be Taylor Rain’s affiliate program for Webmasters to send traffic and be paid 50% of all revenues on a recurring basis. Other sites coming soon will be personal sites for Daisy, Jessi Summers, Roxy Jezel, Cindy Crawford, Paola Rey, Lauren Phoenix, Bobbi Blair and Tiffany Taylor. “A lot of these girls are friends of mine so I got them involved and they’ll be doing sites like mine, where they are completely involved and these sites allow them to get personal with their fans. Some other sites are of girls that I know we have tons and tons of exclusive content on, so what the fuck!!! Plus the ClubHardcore.TV site is basically the site of all sites, no personal touch, just ass pounding, cum swapping, fucking, sucking and pretty girl shit every day of the week”.

One of the most interesting aspects of the site came from Taylor directly. “Since this is all about me and my fans, and I’m no longer performing just directing, I’m gonna use this site to get ideas and requests from my fans about movies I shoot. And I’ll probably invite people from my website to spend time with me on set during the movies I shoot. I’m going to start planning on shooting “The Ho’C” since I’m REALLY FROM Orange County and I’m gonna get a ton of hookers together and shoot a real OC movie!! I’ll hook up with tons of fans from OC on my website and let them help me. Like I said, I’ve been in this business for a while and met a lot of people at signings and at AVN, it’s nice to meet fans but even better now to communicate with my fans!”

I want to thank Defiance Films, Torrid Entertainment and Matrix Content for all the incredible content, most of it exclusive. Now I’m gonna keep the site hot by adding my own content, shot by my friends. Holla 420!

ClubTaylorRain.com, a truly interactive site!! Fans all over the world can finally be so close to Taylor Rain they can almost touch her!!!

ClubTaylorRain.com is now live, it is run by Taylor Rain personally and managed by the ClubHardcore.TV network of sites.

FREE HOSTED GALLERIES FROM MALLCOM

Continuing the innovative trend of releasing exclusive free hosted galleries to its affiliates, MALLcom is pleased to issue 101 new FHGs from gonzo powerhouse, Red Light District. The FHGs have pioneered a new way for MALLcom affiliates to promote their customized adult superstore. “Giving the surfer a sneak peek of the movie they want to purchase is the perfect enticement,” said MALLcom’s Managing Director, Ric Garcia. “Our affiliates post them on MGP’s and its great exposure for the studio and leads to sales for us and our webmasters.” Each free hosted gallery page include four movie clips, screenshots, front and back boxcovers, a link to all the studio’s releases and even telephone sales tracking.

Red Light District is famous for ushering in the brand new era of gonzo porn. Its releases are some of the hottest and nastiest on the marketplace. Some of the Red Light lines to get the FHG treatment include Young Ripe Mellons, No Cum Dodging Allowed and Just Over 18. Teagan, Katja Kassin, Lauren Phoenix and Gia Paloma are just some of the stars featured in the video clips.

“This is a big step forward for our affiliate program. We’re always thinking of new ways for our webmasters to promote their stores and maximize their checks every month,” said Jerry Aharony, MALLcom CEO. “When our affiliates talk, we listen. Our free hosted galleries are only going to get bigger and better.”

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For more information on MALLcom, please contact:

Steve Javors, PR Director
steve@mallcom.com
516-671-6781 x.17

RON JEREMY TO VISIT CANADA, WILL SHARE HIS GIANT, ER, PERSONALITY WITH OUR NEIGHBORS TO THE NORTH

from http://www.canada.com/ It’s bound to be educational. But it may not the kind of education most Grant MacEwan students were expecting.

Sandwiched between such luminaries as David Suzuki and Gwynne Dyer, former porn star Ron Jeremy is coming to campus to offer his first-hand insight into the porn industry.

Jeremy, the rumpled, pot-bellied star of more than 1,700 hard-core porn films dating to the late 1970s, will give a lecture at MacEwan’s downtown campus next Thursday.

“He is going to be talking about the porn industry and the realities of it,” says Adam Guiney, president of the college’s students’ association.

“We hope he will be very valuable in educating people about the porn industry, where it is moving forward and how it relates to the law, and why porn has become such a big thing. You log onto the Internet and one in three sites have porn. There is a demand.”

The former adult movie star’s swing through Edmonton is part of a speaking tour that has included 30 different colleges and universities around the world, including Oxford, where he joined the likes of Winston Churchill and the Dali Lama as a guest lecturer alumnus.

Sociologist Fiona Angus calls it an effort to move pornography into the mainstream.

“There is an attempt by the pornography industry to try and shift it into some kind of realm of acceptability,” says Angus, who teaches at Grant MacEwan. “It’s trying to change the morality around it. It’s an attempt to legitimize their business because there has been so much bad press around the exploitation of women, sexually transmitted diseases and all sorts of things. But frankly, I don’t think the general public is buying it.”

Guiney admits he was skeptical when the MacEwan students’ association was first approached about bringing an aging former pornographic movie actor in as a guest lecturer.

“But we looked at his credentials,” says Guiney. “On the college speaking circuit, he’s ranked as No. 1 in terms of his message, content and entertainment value. It wasn’t an arbitrary thing where we just said ‘let’s bring in a porn star.’ He actually has some very strong credentials behind his name, not just in the film industry but in academic and college circles.”

Like many people of his generation, Guiney says didn’t even know who Ron Jeremy was.

Neither was he familiar with the porn star’s work.

“To be honest, I hadn’t even heard his name before,” says the 20 year old arts student. “I believe it would be more of our parents’ generation who would be familiar with his name.”

Originally an special education teacher, Jeremy got into the adult entertainment business in 1978 when his girlfriend submitted photographs of him to Playgirl magazine’s “boy next door” feature.

From there, he moved to movies, and made more than 1,700 of the low-budget films during his career.

With a stringy shock of hair and a 1970s-style mustache, he’s no porn film Adonis, unlike mainstream actor Mark Wahlberg’s portrayal of the sinewy Dirk Diggler in the movie Boogie Nights.

“Jeremy’s appeal is broad, far wider than any other adult star,” says a biography on the website askmen.com. “Perhaps it’s due to the fact his fame and persona is that of a regular Joe.”

Guiney says the guest speaker will be a departure from other at MacEwan, including Suzuki earlier this month and Rwandan genocide survivor Joseph Sebarenzi.

“We have a diverse student population,” he says. “We like to broaden our horizons.”

Jeremy is expected to speak for 20 minutes and then answer questions from the audience. The 300-seat lecture hall at McEwan’s downtown campus is sold out. Tickets sold for $5 for students and $8 for non-students. The students’ association isn’t saying how much it is paying him.

Surprisingly, Guiney has received relatively few complaints from other students.

Although some may think the association is sending out the wrong message, he defends the decision.

“We’re by no means promoting it (pornography),” Guiney says. “He (Jeremy) is not here to recruit people into the industry.”

SO YOU CAN DIE FOR OIL AND GREED BUT YOU CAN’T POSE ON A GAY WEB SITE?

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — As many as seven soldiers of the famed 82nd Airborne Division may have lent their images to a gay pornography Web site.

An Army spokeswoman says officials at Fort Bragg are investigating allegations that the paratroopers violated the military conduct code. Major Amy Hannah would not say whether charges have already been brought.

Hannah also declined to give other details, but another defense official provided information on the number of soldiers and their unit.

The Internet site has a military theme, but doesn’t seem to mention the 82nd Airborne or its North Carolina home by name. The registered owner of the domain name lists an address in Fayetteville, the city that adjoins Fort Bragg.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT STORMY DID???

ON THE SET

WICKED PICTURES’

GOSSIP

DIRECTED AND WRITTEN BY STORMY

 

 

 

 

Stormy’s GOSSIP is a clever tale about a bunch of chicks gossiping at a hair salon about, well, fucking guys. The twist here, the reason it is rated XXX, is all the gals play out via flashback their saucy tale of animalistic dirty sex. That’s where the fun comes in. Stormy is hella cool. I dig her. She gladly flashes anyone at request her enormous melons. Draw on them with a marker, too. She don’t mind. She welcomes it.

Day One on set ended on a low point for me ’cause just as I was walking out Alexis Malone was walking in. It was Nate’s fault ’cause he was itching to leave after the hour or so of teasing he had just endured from everyone on set. Jokes about him being a cheap fuck, a helpless stoner, a hot-dog wielding freak… I found them all funny as hell, Nate on the other hand…

 

With no idea who this is and why she’s holding up a blowdryer it makes this a difficult thing to write about. Wait, hey! that’s right, this flick takes place in a hair salon…damn smoking weed and writing at the same time I tell you what. Stormy tells me the salon used in the motion picture is the actual one that she gets her hair done at. Sweet. Unfortunately though they couldn’t get a permit to shoot any of the scenes there…’cause seeing a chicks head slamming into that already uncomfortable sink would be soooo cool to watch.

Van Damage is fun ’cause he can laugh at himself . When I first saw him on set I remarked how the last time I saw him there he was wearing a gold speedo in a scene with Michelle Lay.

“It was red! It was my red speedo, alright!”

“I hired you from that scene with the red speedo!” Stormy yelled from across the room.

“It’s my new publicity photo,” Van replied (or maybe I just made up that quote I don’t remember.).

 

And little Roxy Jezel kept trying to fuck Nathan AKA Winston Burbank. He kept running away. It makes no sense that he’s scared of girls with such a great cock. I should be scared of girls with my sad sack…

This is new Wicked chick Carmen Hart, a Latin-looking firecracker with a southern accent. All I saw of her was a little dialogue segment where she is leaving her lover and he chases her down wearing a girl robe and faggy little underwear to give her back her keys. Then she was gone. And I was sad. Until

 

Katie Morgan and Sativa Rose began getting busy in the kitchen for a mean rich bitch/shy cute maid coupling that was mighty entertaining and mighty sexy from my little perch over yonder.

This looks to be a steamy slice of sex sinema

and we recommend you buy it when it comes out

 

because i have no camera pictures are courtesy of http://mythrillworld.com/

HEY DEREK… LEXI NEEDS HELP, NOT NEW OPPORTUNITIES

from AVN.com

The 19-year-old Lexie Marie joined Vivid in late 2004 after just a few months in the industry. Reasons for the company’s actions were unclear and her agent, Derek Hay, would not speak on the matter.

“I know why this happened, but I’d rather talk about the fact that this is a chance to explore other opportunities that are out there,” he said, adding that he’s already fielding offers for her.

“She’s just 19 and she’s a very attractive and intelligent girl that people really like,” he said.

and now this commentary………….

BOTTOM LINE.. Lexi has a drug problem and everyone knows about it, it was bad to the point where she was forbidden from a Jenna Jameson shoot. Vivid wanted to help her, they wanted to keep her. They told Hay some time ago, “get her the help she needs, get her straight and into shape or she’s out” … Hay then attempted to get Lexi to live with Lisa Ann. As the story goes, Lisa refused and was summarily dismissed by Derek.

ADVICE TO DEREK… your “we’re exploring other opportunities” comment just reaffirms your a fucking cowardly, selfish prick who injects your penis to get wood and doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but yourself!!! If you have any fucking nut sack at all, then stop thinking about your next house purchase, your next payment for your used car “Hey Jenaveve, let me drive over to September’s house and pick you up in the Astin“. You’re a PIMP, with no skills to do anything except point a girl to a location, her do all the work and then you DOUBLE DIP by taking 15% from the girl AND take a fee from the producer. INSTEAD of pimpin Lexi out NOW, why not let the girl get some help, hey here’s a thought, why not get involved and see if YOU as her pimp can intervene and get her some help. Come on, you’ve made thousands off her (and all the others). When she signed her contract, Vivid wrote you a fat “commission check”. You got your money already.

And by helping her, I don’t mean…. “Lexi, would you like to make some good, easy money? Let me take you to lunch and introduce you to the woman who use to run Nici’s Girls and now runs Bellas Models, we’re good friends, I introduce her to only my special girls, you can do really well.” THAT’S not the help I’m referring to. You’re a licensed and bonded agent Derek, introducing ANYONE to this “Madam” will get your license revoked immediately… watch your step!

That last statement, “explore other opportunities that are out there” brought me to my boiling point!! You’re a pimp and a pretty good one, but when you make statements like that, especially now considering EVERYONE in this business knows Lexi has a problem and needs help, shows you to be a fucking lowlife. Let her get her life straight, let her get help.. don’t try to ignore her problem as a means of stuffing your pockets. If anything happens to this girl or any of your girls because you push and push and push, there will be a line of husbands, boyfriends, mothers, fathers, friends, internet gossip writers and more… standing at your door one day to beat the fuck out of your cowardly ass.

Call September from Exotic Star and take some lessons on how to treat your girls. Remember something Derek boy, you make your living off of them not the other way around. One day all this nonsense will catch up to you. YOU need these girls more than they need you. Red Light, Anabolic, Wicked, Vivid, if you die tomorrow they won’t stop any productions, they’ll just overwrite your number in their speed dial with someone elses. Call Spiegler and take some lessons, his girls don’t fear him they respect him and they ALL make good money. PERHAPS it should have been you in the AVN skit and not Spiegler… you would have fit in well as St Croixs gay lover!!!

Do the right thing, Lexi doesn’t need commission paying jobs right now… Lexi needs the support of her friends and she needs help! Either help her, or get the fuck out of the way and let the people who truly care about her help her. Get in the way and prevent her from getting true help, and watch this industry turn on you SO fast you’ll feel like Kurt Lockwood just entered you from behind and didn’t even leave flowers on your nightstand in the morning!!

GOD’S LAW #265: “FOR EVERY WHORE YOU SAVE, RAPE ONE NUN IN RETURN!”

 
A PRIEST whose devotion to saving the souls of prostitutes and porn stars has earned him celebrity status in Italy has been arrested on charges of sexual violence and group rape.

Father Fedele Bisceglia, 69, was arrested after a nun alleged that she and other women had been raped at their Franciscan hostel at Cosenza in Calabria, southern Italy. Antonio Gaudio, 39, Father Bisceglia’s assistant, has also been charged with sexual harassment. Both men deny the charges.

Father Bisceglia, a striking, white-bearded figure with piercing blue eyes, is a national figure in Italy because of his missionary work for the poor as well as his colourful, extrovert television appearances.

He is probably best known for having converted Luana Borgia, a porn actress, to Christianity ten years ago, persuading her to enter a convent on a retreat to reflect on her life and “purify herself spiritually”. Father Bisceglia even accompanied Ms Borgia to the Bologna “Erotic Fair”, where she announced her conversion and set up a stall collecting money for an ambulance for one of his missions in Africa.

Signora Borgia, who was 30 at the time, said that she was “tired of the pornography business” and had been searching for a way to start again. She said that she had known Father Bisceglia “for some time” and they had become friends after she agreed to help him with fundraising for charity.

The priest, who is also a qualified doctor, is the founder of the Franciscan Oasis, a hostel and social centre at Cosenza providing food and shelter for the poor, detainees on day release, former prostitutes, young single mothers and illegal immigrants. He also set up a “Franciscan disco” in the town, offering “soft drinks and the Gospel instead of alcohol and drugs”.

He is also noted for his missionary work in Africa, where over the past two decades he has campaigned to tackle leprosy and to set up hospitals, social centres and churches. Last year he became caught up in fighting in Congo-Brazzaville but escaped unhurt.

He makes frequent television appearances, notably on Domenica In (Home on Sunday), a popular afternoon variety and chat show.

He was also president of Cosenza football club last season. Father Bisceglia said that he was innocent of the charges, which were “completely invented”. He said that the nun was unbalanced. “The woman is mad. I am being persecuted like Jesus Christ,” he said.

However, local police alleged that telephone taps appeared to confirm the nun’s story. Pornographic videos had been found at the priest’s home, police said, some allegedly filmed at the Cosenza hostel.

Police said that the nun had been subjected to a psychiatric examination and found to be in full possession of her mental faculties. Allegations by three other women against the priest and his assistant were also being investigated.

Monsignor Salvatore Nunnari, the Archbishop of Cosenza, expressed “fraternal support” for Father Bisceglia but said that he did “not know all the facts. I have complete faith in Italian justice and the process of law,” the archbishop said.