DON’T MOVE TO COLORADO

Earth Calling Boulder…
Really, is this a good use of resources?

from ResurrectingTheLede.com

BOULDER, Colo. — University of Colorado police have posted 150 photos of people attending an annual gathering last week where hundreds smoked marijuana. Police are offering $50 rewards for information about the people, many of whom are shown with hand-rolled cigarettes, glass pipes or bongs. One young man was photographed while he was streaking. Authorities said the protesters they were trespassing on Farrand Field, which is surrounded by several dorms, despite signs and security posted to keep them away. About 2,500 people attended the festive event, but police estimated less than half were using the drug. A local restaurant gave away sandwiches, while people dressed in costumes and danced to the beat of drums.

 

The gathering occurs on campus at 4:20 p.m. on April 20 each year. Members of The Grateful Dead are believed to have organized the first 4/20 celebration in 1979 in San Jose, Calif., where "420" was rumored to be police code for marijuana smoking. A check of police codes in California, however, revealed no jurisdiction uses 420 as a code for marijuana. Some pot smokers use "420" as a code to speak about marijuana openly among unsuspecting teachers and parents, according to a popular Web site.Police asked the public to look at the photos and call (303) 492-8168 if they recognize anyone in the pictures.

WE’RE ALL MOVING TO MEXICO!!!!

Mexico to decriminalize pot.

By Noel Randewich

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Possessing marijuana, cocaine and even heroin will no longer be a crime in Mexico if they are in small amounts for personal use under new reforms passed by Congress that quickly drew U.S. criticism.

Members of a special police unit show off marijuana and cocaine during an operation to crack down on drugs in the dangerous neighborhood of 'Tepito', in downtown Mexico City, October 20, 2003. Possessing marijuana, cocaine and even heroin will no longer be a crime in Mexico if they are in small amounts for personal use under new reforms passed by Congress that quickly drew U.S. criticism. REUTERS/Daniel AguilarThe measure given final passage 53-26 by senators in a late night session on Thursday is aimed at letting police focus on their battle against major drug dealers, and President Vicente Fox is expected to sign it into law.

"This law provides more judicial tools for authorities to fight crime," presidential spokesman Ruben Aguilar said on Friday.

He said the reforms, which were proposed by the government and approved earlier this week by the lower house of Congress, made laws against major traffickers "more severe."

The legislation came as a shock to Washington, which counts on Mexico’s support in its war against drug smuggling gangs who move massive quantities of cocaine, heroin, marijuana and methamphetamines through Mexico to U.S. consumers.

"I would say any law that decriminalizes dangerous drugs is not very helpful," said Judith Bryan, spokeswoman for the U.S. Embassy in Mexico City. "Drugs are dangerous. We don’t think it is the appropriate way to go."

She said U.S. officials were still studying the reforms, under which police will not penalize people for possessing up to 5 grams of marijuana, 5 grams of opium, 25 milligrams of heroin or 500 milligrams of cocaine.

People caught with larger quantities of drugs will be treated as narcotics dealers and face increased jail terms under the plan.

The legal changes will also decriminalize the possession of limited quantities of other drugs, including LSD, hallucinogenic mushrooms, amphetamines and peyote — a psychotropic cactus found in Mexico’s northern deserts.

Fox has been seen as a loyal ally of the United States in the war on drugs, but the reforms could create new tensions.

A delegation from the U.S. House of Representatives visited Mexico last week and met with senior officials to discuss drug control issues, but was told nothing of the planned legislative changes, said Michelle Gress, a House subcommittee counsel who was part of the visiting team. "We were not informed," she said.

HARDENED CRIMINALS

Hundreds of people, including many police officers, have been killed in Mexico in the past year as drug cartels battle for control of lucrative smuggling routes into the United States.

The violence has raged mostly in northern Mexico but in recent months has spread south to cities like vacation resort Acapulco.

Under current law, it is up to local judges and police to decide on a case-by-case basis whether people should be prosecuted for possessing small quantities of drugs, a source at the Senate’s health commission told Reuters.

"The object of this law is to not put consumers in jail, but rather those who sell and poison," said Senator Jorge Zermeno of the ruling National Action Party.

Hector Michel Camarena, an opposition senator from the Institutional Revolutionary Party, warned that although well intentioned, the law may go too far.

"There are serious questions we have to carefully analyse so that through our spirit of fighting drug dealing, we don’t end up legalizing," he said. "We have to get rid of the concept of the (drug) consumer."

SHITTY SHOWER

GIRL, 9, DIES IN SHOWER HORROR
HOSE TANGLES & CHOKES HER IN B’KLYN

By JOHN DOYLE and PHILIP MESSING, NY Post

 GRIEF: The death of Gabriella Allias remains under investigation as parents Lizbeth and Frank mourn yesterday. Photo: Benny J. StumboA young Brooklyn girl suffered a mysterious and bizarre death while showering, after apparently strangling herself accidentally with the hose of her handheld shower nozzle.

Gabriella Allias, 9, was found on her knees in the shower just past 9 p.m. Thursday, with the hose wound around her neck, distraught relatives said. Her desperate mother tried to perform CPR, but it was too late.

"She was only 9," sobbed mom Lizbeth yesterday, as cops escorted her and husband Frank, a city bus driver, to the 66th Precinct for questioning. "Nine years old – my baby! I don’t know what happened. How can it happen?"

Police don’t suspect foul play, but also haven’t ruled out the possibility of a suicide – not because any evidence points in that direction, but because the accident was so bizarre, said a source.

"The mom says she was tangled up in it [the hose] and there’s no reason to disbelieve it," the source added.

The city Medical Examiner’s Office is continuing to investigate the cause of death.

The fourth-grader, who lived with her mom and stepdad in an apartment on 60th Street, was in good health and high spirits, said her aunt, Maria Reyes. She was excited for school the next day because she was due to eat lunch with her teacher as a reward for filling up her "star chart," Reyes said.

"This is not happening – this is like a bad dream," she mourned. "She was such a sweet little girl, very smart."

Gabriella had tried to take a shower earlier but found the water too cold, so she put on a towel and joined her family watching TV in the living room, said grandfather Rudy Reyes. After her mom checked the water and found it hot enough, the little girl went in for her shower.

Ten minutes passed, and her mom, noticing the lights and TV were off in the living room, opened the bathroom door to check up on her daughter – and found the girl kneeling with the cord wrapped around her neck.

"It wasn’t tied, it was just around her neck," Reyes said. "She got hung up in there."

The girl wasn’t fully kneeling on the tub but she wasn’t hanging either, he said. Her fingers were lodged between the cord and her neck, as though she had been trying to pull it off.

"The bottom line is she did not die because she hung herself with a shower hose, but by accident," he said. "Maybe she got dizzy and slipped. She was a healthy girl."

The U.S. Consumer Protection Safety Commission records a small number of deaths from young children slipping in the bathtub each year, but officials were unaware of any incidents involving accidental strangulation with a shower cord, said spokeswoman Arlene Flecha.

GET A GRIP DUDE!

Man kills self over genital size.

An 18-year-old Singaporean student committed suicide last month because he was convinced his penis was too small, a report said on Wednesday.

State Coroner Tan Boon Heng said the case highlighted the importance of sex education in schools and recommended the details be forwarded to the education ministry, the Straits Times reported.

The teenager, who was not named, jumped from a building on March 3. A suicide note explained why, an investigation to determine the cause of death said.

"He said it was not due to the stress of his examination, but it was more about his physical development… He still knew there was something wrong with his body parts," said the report quoted by the newspaper.

It said the teenager had confided in his mother in October 2005 that he was worried about the size of his penis. She took him to a clinic where a doctor said it was normal for an Asian man and prescribed multi-vitamins.

State Coroner Tan said the boy’s case showed that even in the age of the Internet when information can be easily obtained, "the less informed also become victims to junk information and worse, untruths."

Psychiatrist Daniel Fung, deputy chief of the child and adolescent department at the Institute of Mental Health, said the teenager might have been suffering from depression.

"It might be more about depression than his private parts being too small," Fung told AFP.

"Sometimes depression can lead to delusions about how you look and how you are. It makes you see things from a dark perspective."

CARMELLA BING AT ROUGE

Carmella Bing To Feature Dance May 4th – 6th at Rouge
Buxom Brunette’s Performances Will Make You Go Scha-wing!

LA Direct Models

Camella Bing(Studio City, CA) LA Direct Model’s Carmella Bing is ready to rock the house May 4th – 6th at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club in Van Nuys in her very first solo feature dance engagement.

Appearing for three nights only, the raven haired beauty, who appears on the current issue of Busty Beauties, available at newsstands now, will tantalize audience members with her seductive moves, sexy body and creative costuming.

Carmella, a svelte, double d brunette, who first appeared at Rouge for LA Direct Models Busty Beauties “Up And Comers Night” in a single stage performance, is anxious about dancing but is thrilled to meet her fans and perform solo.

“My first night at Rouge for Busty Beauties was fantastic”, exclaims Bing. “I had never been on stage before but the support of the crowd and the other dancers who performed that night helped loosen up my inhibitions and made me feel much more comfortable then I thought possible. I am ready and looking forward to my very first solo feature dance weekend at Rouge and meeting all of my fans!”

Carmella will be available after each stage performance for lap dances, polaroids and autographs. Additional merchandise including her latest and greatest adult films will be on hand for those who want to take a piece of this rising star home with them.

Mark your calendar and get ready to scha-wing with Carmella Bing this weekend at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club located at 14626 Raymer Street in Van Nuys, CA. 91343. Please visit www.rougegentlemensclub.com or call 818-786-1822 for additional information.

Carmella Bing is exclusively represented by LA Direct Models and is available for scenes, photo shoots, feature dancing and more. Please contact LA Direct Models at 818-752-5080 or visit www.ladirectmodels.com for more information.

LA Direct Models is the exclusive booking agent for feature dancers at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club.

Carmella Bing and LA Direct Models media inquiries may be directed to Janie Liszewski of High Profile Media at 661-607-4891 or jj@highprofilemedia.com.

A FUNNY MOMENT WITH jessica drake AT MICHAEL RAVEN’S HOUSE

Fayner Posts: Went to Michael Raven’s house warming party on Saturday night. Hey Michael, sorry I didn’t say goodbye and thank you. I guess what you said about how if you smoked one of my Marlboro’s you’d pass out, ’cause before I left I was "pissing" in the bathroom and saw you passed out in one of the many, many bedrooms of your huge mansion. I tried waking you up by yelling "Action!" a few times into your ear but you didn’t hear me.

So the "it" couple jessica drake and Brad Armstrong showed up. I like them. They must think I’m a cracked out psycho. But they tolerate me…just one of the sweet perks of being the #3 internet porno reporter!

So jessica (yeah, it’s all lower case) and I were chatting about what great food she wants to cook for me.

"Wow," I said, "you really do have a wonderful cum belly!"

"Cum," replied hot jessica, "goes in the belly, not on the belly," quoting an old saying by Taylor.

"Taylor used to say that all the time back when we were an item (sorry for reminding you of that Keith)!"

"Oh, I love Taylor," said jessica. "Holler!"

NOW THIS I CALL DEDICATION TO A FRIEND

Fayner Posts: So TR and Keith came by the house today. I was high on like nine Mountain Dew’s, someone threw on the HBO series Entourage. They left. I watched the new Simpsons.

Then, as I am no longer so analog I decided to use the On Demand feature on the cable and finally watch the episode of Entourage that my good buddy Jesse Jane was in.

So I started on the pilot episode. She wasn’t in that one.

The second episode. Nope.

Third. Nada.

Fourth. No Jesse in sight.

The fifth, you ask? Sorry, but no dice.

Lucky sixth episode. Hot porn chick-free.

Seventh, the final episode in season one? My mind is shot, but I can’t say I saw her.

From 8:30 until about 12:30 I sat and watched Entourage with no sign of Jesse Jane.

Lucky for my sanity the show is actually quite good.

But not as good as if Jesse Jane was on it. That would be super cool.

ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS IN THE WHOLE WORLD? SOMEONE GET THIS MAN ON THE FUCKING PHONE!

Hi Taylor … I saw on your website that you have a
modeling agency.  I was wondering if you could find me
some work or if you could act as agent?  I’m in my
early 30’s and male.  I was actually in an amateur
video (Suzi Suzuki) when I was 29.  I also know
Brittney Skye from before she was in porn about ten
years ago.  Well, I’m really good looking and some
would say at one time I was probably one of the best
looking guys in the whole world.  Well, now I’m not
doing much and I’ve been trying to find prostitutes
that want to be in porn (that was just today) and I
figured, what the hell, yk, why do I gotta do this?
So if you could help out that would be great.  I’m
nearly 6′ tall and weigh 170 lbs.  My dick looks
pretty good (I could send you pictures or you could
ask Brittney Skye for them.)  I’m also East Indian,
however, I could pass for South American or Italian.
So let me know if you can act as agent and I look
forward to fucking girls in front of people and on
camera, getting paid, squirting some nice loads on f
aces, pussies, titties, I just want to do everything… DP’s, three-ways, anal.  Thanks!

Fayner Says: This is just an example of some of the emails that come into the site over here in Woodland Hills at our World Headquarters. You have every single reason to feel very very badly for me at this very moment. I know I do.