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LUKEFORD.COM’S NEWEST WEEKLY FEATURE!

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1 Dez’s_______Weekend

4 Religion Luke Ford converted to

6 AVN female performer of the year 1997, last name

8 Fayner’s favorite drug

9 ex-porno director who shot mainstream videos for Linkin Park, Snoop and Britney Spears, last name

11 home country of Lara Roxx

13 Brianna Banks’ first stage name

14 Wicked’s 1997 Pirate film starring Jenna Jameson

15 new video company featuring only female directors

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1 rock band using Jesse Jane on record cover

2 Ron Jeremy’s nickname

3 newest Wicked contract star, Barrett Blade’s wife, last name

5 first wife of John Holmes

7 notorious spreader of HIV in late 1990s, last name

10 the "anal cowboy", last name

11 Larry Flynt’s middle name

12 Taylor Rain’s dog

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THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CHURCH: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY

IS PORNOGRAPHY AN ADDICTION?

DOES IT FUCK UP MARRIAGES?

AND IF SO, CAN THE CHURCH HELP FIGHT IT?

PROBABLY NOT

BUT

IT SURE BEATS DEALING WITH THAT PRIEST MOLESTING PROBLEM

http://www.wate.com/  KNOXVILLE (WATE) — Pornography is becoming a serious issue for many marriages. And the problem is growing at an alarming rate.

To make matters worse, even when men want to fight the problem, the temptations are always present.

For example, a Google Internet search to find sites related to pornography addiction reveals more temptations with links to hard core sites on the screen.

As a result, many churches are taking on the problem.

"It comes to the surface a lot, young guys that feel free to talk about it," said Sevier Heights Baptist Church senior pastor Hollie Miller. "A lot of young men are very much saying ‘I need help, I’m struggling with it. I need help.’"

Because of the ever expanding use of the Internet, pornography is one of the fastest growing industries in the nation. But it’s taking its toll on families.

The consequences are disastrous for wives and families.

"It’s overwhelming," Pastor Miller said. "Guys get hooked. I mean, they really get hooked on porn, just like on drugs or something like that."

Pastor Miller has delivered sermons on the dangers of porn and counseled men looking for help.

"Churches are trying to do anything they can to try and find the resources to help people, because it’s destroying homes and marriages and lives," he said. "Churches are, I think, very much aware of the depth of the problem now."

To make matters worse, when husbands get hooked on pornography, their wives often feel it’s their fault.

"It’s so degrading to women," Miller said. "From what I’ve understood, when a wife discovers that her husband is involved in pornography, it really just wipes out her self esteem. I mean, she says, ‘Well I’m not good enough,’ you know, ‘I’m not pretty enough.’ It’s very destructive, emotionally."

The problem won’t go away until addicts take the first critical step.

Many churches suggest counseling or small discussion groups to tackle the problem. For those who don’t want a religious approach, marriage counseling is another possible solution.

In the meantime, the problem continues to spread. On Wednesday, Great Britain aired its first documentary ever on sexual addiction.

A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION: TEXAS ATHEISTS ATTEMPT “SMUT FOR SMUT” CAMPAIGN TRADING PORNO FOR BIBLES

www.woai.com: A group of atheists at UTSA was asking students to exchange bibles for porn magazines Wednesday, and that has made some religious leaders angry. News 4 WOAI first broke the story at 6 p.m. Wednesday.

At a Wednesday night church service, The Bible is the bond between believers, but on the UTSA campus a group of students were calling scripture, smut.

“We consider The Bible to be a very negative force in the history of the world,” student Ryan Walker said. He is part of a student group calling itself the "Atheist Agenda."

Club members were on campus asking students to exchange religious materials for pornographic magazines like Black Label and Playboy.

News 4 WOAI’s Demond Fernandez showed the Athiest Agenda’s "Smut for Smut" fliers to Pastor Rick Hawkins of the Family Praise Center.

“In my opinion, there are no atheists. There are fools,” Hawkins said. “So, that would be foolish propaganda.”

Other Christians we talked to agreed with Pastor Hawkins.

Athiest Agenda members said they got the idea from students in Austin. They claimed they were only exercising freedom of speech.

“I don’t know one believer that would take his Bible and turn it in for pornography,” Pastor Hawkins said.

So far, only five students have exchanged their bibles for porn.

DOES EVERYONE SHRIEK WHEN THEY SEE PAMELA PEAKS?

WE GOT NO PROBLEM WITH PAMELA PEAKS. SHE’S PROBABLY A SWEET CHICK UNDER THAT OGRE MASK. ALL WE KNOW IS WE ARE SCARED. SO SCARED WE ARE THAT IN ORDER TO RID OUR MINDS OF HER WE’RE IMAGINING HAVING SEX WITH OUR MOTHERS. FUNNY TOO IS THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE LA WEEKLY ESCORT PAGES ABOUT HER BEING A PAMELA ANDERSON LOOK-A-LIKE. WE THINK IT’S MORE LIKE A MORPHING BETWEEN MARY CAREY AND HOUSTON

TAYLOR RAIN & LAUREN PHOENIX

Taylor Rain and Lauren Phoenix bring Holiday Cheer

Horny Holidays starring Taylor Rain & Lauren PhoenixHere comes Santa Clause Here comes Santa Clause, right down everyone’s lane. Roid raged elves, with serious holiday packages, Santa’s slutty helpers and even a dash of holiday cheer put a sexy twist on the holiday season that will set your yuletide log on fire!! Defiance Films is happy to release their first holiday title, Horny Holiday directed by Vincent Voss.

Spank along with AVN Pre Nom starlets for Performer of the year, Lauren Phoenix andTaylor Rain plus a stel;lar cast featuring Davia Ardell, Eve Laurence, Sandra Romai, Tiffani DiGivanni and Tyler Faith and the oddest assortment of sex crazed elves ever to grace the screen in a holiday fuckfest, as Defiance Films offers up a cup, check that they offer up the whole fucking bottle of yuletide merriment: loaded with ass stretching anal, cum soaked sluts, Steroid filled elves and a down right Dirty Santa. if this flick doesn’t put you in the horniest holiday mood ever check for a pulse.

Look at the exclusive hardcore photo gallery here. Watch the High Definition hardcore trailer here. Get movie details here.

Watch a drunken Santa fall doiwn the chimney and then proceed to pound big tit teen Eve Laurence from behind. See superstar Taylor Rain service a midget elf orally. Watch long legged Lauren Phoenix eat up Elf Kurt Lockwood and see a breathtaking 3 way with superstar Tyler Faith, up and coming superstar Tiffani DiGivanni and Lee Stone.

Santas crew includes the following studs Alex Sanders, Anthony Hardwood, Brian Surewood, James Deen, Kurt Lockwood and Lee Stone.

Don’t miss this slippery wet, hi-def blowjob title! ‘Horny Holidays‘ is available NOW. This high-end gonzo DVD is packed with shameless dick sucking action and includes behind the scenes footage, a photo gallery, trailers and web access, all packaged in the most eye-catching foiled box art.

To order, contact Anthony Simone at 818-577-4575, ext. 400, or via email at anthony@defiancefilms.com.

For more information about Defiance Films, contact Keith O’Connor at 818-577-4575, ext. 402, or via email at keith@defiancefilms.com .

Be sure to visit our website at www.defiancefilms.com for the latest information on upcoming releases and to check out the high definition trailers, along with an added bonus feature of clicking on any performer’s name to download their photo. 2257 compliance information for every title released by Defiance Films is also readily available for immediate download.

Defiance Films delivers the most ‘Socially Unacceptable Behavior‘ in every hardcore, explosive scene produced.

WHAT UP, DAWG! HERE’S ANOTHER DOG

INTRODUCING OLDIE OLDENCLAW

Fayner Posts: TR found a dog on Thanksgiving out in the desert. An old dog. Ancient. Dust and bones. One foot from the grave.

Being the sweet kind caring porno babe that she is, TR brought the decrepit from the scorching desert heat so it wouldn’t die while she looked for the rightful owner.

That was a week ago. I’m still being told the owners are probably still in Glamis on vacation, although many have agreed that the loss of a pet would cause most who loved their dog to end their fun in the sun, so Oldie Oldenclaw has been brought to the house of Fayner and Nate to visit until the rightful owners are contacted and come get their very old dog I have named Oldie Oldenclaw.

I got up this morning to start building a coffin for Oldie. She is super old. I mean, she has trouble lifting her ass to take a shit. That is old.

Anyone know this dog? I don’t have a picture, but just imagine a really old dog that misses her mommy and daddy.

Let us know.

JUSTINE JOLI AND DCYPHER ON KSEX TONIGHT

Metro Contract Director and Lesbian Goddess To Visit Wanker Show

(Chatsworth, Ca)- Metro contract director DCypher and his fiancé Justine Joli, join Wankus and Rebecca Love tonight on KSEXradio.com. DCypher will be discussing his AVN nominations for Best Director Video 2006, his upcoming release Wonderland, and his new website, Deviant Culture X
(http://dv8cultx.com/).

Justine Joli, who is quickly becoming known as the lesbian queen of porn, will be talking about the exciting upgrades to her website (http://justinejoli.com/), including her Rev Share program, her AVN nominations for Best Tease Performance and more, and what lies in store or 2006.

The show starts at 7pm West Coast time. It’s free to listen to KSEXradio.com and members of the popular website can view all the hot action on the in-studio webcams. Fans can also “chat” for free and interact with the hosts and guests of the show.

It’s always a good time on The Wanker Show so don’t miss it!

For more information on KSEX shows, visit their website at http://www.ksexradio.com/.

For information regarding the 2006 AVN Award Show, please visit http://www.avnawards.com/.

For more information on DCypher, please visit http://dv8cultx.com/. For more information on Justine Joli, visit her site http://justinejoli.com/. Both parties can be reached for media inquiries through Janie at High Profile Media, jj@highprofilemedia.com.

DCypher 2006 AVN Nominations:

Best Video Feature – Prisoner – Cal Vista
Best Director Video – DCypher – Prisoner – Cal Vista
Best Screenplay, Video – Prisoner – DCypher – Cal Vista

Justine Joli 2006 AVN Nominations:

Best Vignette Release – Justine’s Red Letters – Defiance Films
Best Tease Performance – Blue Erotica – Platinum Blue Productions
Best All-Girl Sex Scene Video – Kill Girl Kill 2 – Justine Joli and Jade
Starr – VCA Pictures
Best Specialty Release, Foot Fetish – Stocking Secrets 9 – Smash Pictures