1. Scott Fayner
n. 1. An "avid" writter in todays adult industry. A drug enthusiast to say the least, crack head to say the most (Seymour Butts). For what he lacks in news, he makes up for in creativity.
adj. 1) to love cocaine.
2) to have a small and crooked penis.
3) to be nearly as famous as the butler from fresh prince.
Porno Bitch #2: He’s really hott. I want him.
Porno Bitch #1: He’s got the clap. And I think I he likes drugs.
everyone has the right to defend themselves on this here web site
While I remain bummed about your severe commentary (STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB) on the other day. I do want to apologize, on a professional level, for costing you and Defiance time and money. The choice to attempt a scene with my wife Tory was made in an effort to assist her and you guys in a boy/girl scene, which is something she chooses not to do with anyone but me. It was obviously a bad idea, and has created some tension, so let me address a few points.
I have a new found respect for male talent and have come to the conclusion that performing on camera is no easy task. I realize that this is especially true when you are trying to get wood for a scene you are doing with your wife. It became clear to me how intimidating, and pressure filled this line of work can prove to be.
With all of that said, you will be happy to know that not only have I changed my name to LIMP RICK GAMELESS, I have also learned a valuable lesson and have decided to keep my day job.
One more thing- Tory is my wife and her choice with regard to her career is her personal business, neither of us will apologize for that, so get over it and move on. You more than anyone should be supportive of any girl in our business that wants to have a life above and beyond porno. As a female director you are an affront to other girls in the business and sabotage any ones attempt at taking you seriously and that’s a shame because the “hater” attitude belittles you and the rest of the girls that do this for a living who try to have some kind of normal personal life. For the record- Tory is her own person and makes up her own mind who she fucks and whether there is a camera on or not. I do believe that the finger pointing and career blaming is meant to antagonize and manipulate our present choice of monogamy, but it is predictable, obvious and is futile. In closing, I hope there are no hard feelings and remember that next time perhaps the tone deaf, annoyance of your voice won’t hang like a dark “limp dick” cloud over my already challenged “keeping my muthafuckin day job” stroke session.
The band is called "It’s Revenge"
The song is called "Misery"
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The Poison Pen writes: Young gun, and perpetually-rising gonzo shooter, Van Styles is out at Hustler. This comes as no surprise given the corporate climate that has besieged Hustler lately. Van joins Kat Slater, Jack the Zipper, Mason and Joe Gallant as resent émigrés of the Hustler regime.
Bring your life jackets boys, cause Hustler is up shit’s creek without a paddle. That leaves the enigmatic Tom Zupko as Hustler’s contract shooter and I can’t see that lasting long. As for Van, who directed my favorite interracial flick of the year, Take It Black 2, there’s no doubt he’ll land on his feet. Word has it that he is already signed to Pulse Pictures, run by former Hustler bigwigs Jim Kohls and Mark Hamilton. I also hear Steve Hirsch is financing the Pulse operation, which is being run out of the Red Light offices.
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I’m going back to school. Tomorrow is the last day to register. Typical hooker.
September.1 is the last day you can register. September.6 is the first day of school. I will be in Nantucket the first week of school. I roll in late to school and a week later. Cuz I can!
YEAH I’M HARD!
I am taking English 82; it is introduction to college English. There are also, English 28, 32, and 79 but ive taken 32 and 79. I’m movin up to 82! HOLLA! English is not my best subject. I think I can learn more better English. Ha! Ha! Ha!
I am also taking a photography class because I am very interested in photography. I know what looks hard and what looks whack.
I wonder how many people at pepperdine jack off to me personally? I would have to say half the school including the teachers. You know they watch porn too!
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