WHAT’S THE WORLD COMING TO?

ANTI-SEMITIC PORNO JUNKIES RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK? SAY IT AIN’T SO…

From www.newyorkpost.com It’s a holiday heartbreaker for one Brooklyn synagogue: Burglars have broken into the house of worship seven times in the past two months, once downloading porn onto a computer used by elderly people.

The burglaries at the Congregation B’nai Israel of Midwood began in October, said the congregation’s president, Bernie Lazar.

In one incident, the prowlers downloaded pornography onto computers used by the senior citizens who visit the synagogue’s community center.

“They put porno on [a computer],” Lazar said. “Can you believe that?”

A volunteer discovered the lewd material.

It’s unclear whether the break-ins were committed by the same criminals, but in each instance, the thieves have stolen hundreds of dollars in cash and ransacked the synagogue, costing the facility thousands more in damages.

Security upgrades to keep the thugs out — which have been successful for almost two weeks — could cost as much as $10,000, Lazar said.

Officials do not think the burglaries are anti-Semitic and have not seen any graffiti accompanying the vile vandalism to the synagogue and community center.

TEEN AMERICA 11 STARRING TEAGAN

TEAGAN IS BACK!

www.DigitalPlayground.com

Digital Playground and contract director Robby D. are thrilled to release the video trailer for “Jack’s Teen America™: Mission 11,” starring contract superstar Teagan Presley alongside Tory Lane, Austin Kincaid, Teena Fine & Renee Richards. This revolutionary, series features some of the hottest girls to ever get naked on camera. There are slammin’ anal scenes, juicy boy / girl fuck fests, steamy, twisted encounters and over 2 hours of the hottest, nastiest, screamin’ sex you’ll ever see!

Director Robby D. raves about the action. He says, “Teagan Presley makes me wet. This whole volume is insane.”

Reviews of ‘Jack’s Teen America™’ are sensational across the board. Adult DVD Reviews says, “[Jack’s Teen America™] is shaping up to be one of the best gonzo series ever.” Adult DVD Empire writes, “A gonzo title that is so good, it ranks right up there with the best of the best from studios that make a living doing gonzo porn.” Rog Reviews agrees, “I was in no way prepared to like this one so much that I would put it in the top five stroke movies I’ve seen.” The praise doesn’t stop there. The folks at Adult DVD Reviews say, “’Jack’s Teen America™’ is creative, upbeat and fun loving, the sex is hard-edged and dick swelling. In fact, I think this may be the hardest-ever original release from Digital Playground and I love it!“ Even DVD Talk calls ‘Jack’s Teen America™,’ “a pleasant surprise!”

Spinning off the lead character in the best selling and multi-award winning ‘Jack’s Playground®’ series, ‘Jack’s Teen America™’ teams hard, rain-coater style, gonzo porn with extreme fetishes and Digital Playground’s extraordinarily high production values. Featuring the most stunning girls in adult entertainment in the most compromising positions, ‘Jack’s Teen America™’ satires beauty pageants nationwide. ‘Jack’s Teen America™: Mission 11’ hits streets on January 12th!

Digital Playground primary producers, Sam & Joone are thrilled with the success of the series. Sam says, “Our customers call ’Jack’s Teen America™’ a ‘must-stock title’ and the sales figures reflect the demand.” Joone agrees, greatly impressed, “Robby’s shooting style in ‘Jack’s Teen America™’ is entirely unique, his camera angles and movements draw the viewer directly into the scene. It’s a very personal effect that results in a closer connection with the performers and the action.”

The “Jack’s Teen America™: Mission 11” trailer can be viewed and downloaded NOW at: http://www.digitalplayground.com/mov/jacksteen11.html

 

DEFIANCE FILMS / TORRID SET TO PARTY IN VEGAS

Defiance & Torrid Ready To Party At Treasures Las Vegas

Industry and Fan event attracts big name pornstars to host VIP affair

Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment are renowned for promoting “socially unacceptable behavior” in its DVDs. On Thursday January 5th they’ll get a chance to put the company motto to good use. Defiance, along with sister company, Torrid, joins leading online retailer, MALLcom, and up-and-coming affiliate program Bling Bucks, to throw a VIP party at Treasures Gentleman’s Club that starts at 9pm.

Treasures is an ultra-luxurious nightclub located just five minutes from the Venetian. The club features an opulent setting that’s ideal for unwinding after a hectic tradeshow day. It has a top-notch restaurant, steakhouse and cigar bar. After signing for Defiance during the Adult Entertainment Expo, Cindy Crawford will be feature dancing in a special show at midnight. Taylor Rain, Lauren Phoenix, Naudia Nyce and Jessi Summers will be holding court in the exclusive VIP room.

After surveying the party landscape for this year’s convention, a good old fashioned strip club party was missing from the itinerary. The event is open to all; however industry movers and shakers can email Keith O’Connor, keith@defiancefilms.com, for complimentary VIP admission and open bar access.

“The Vegas Internext show is the number one spot to network. Treasures is a great place for webmasters to come and unwind who don’t want to deal with the huge crush of people at the bigger parties,” said MALLcom CEO Jerry Aharony. “It’s as lavish as strip clubs go and with many pornstars attending along with a free open bar for all our VIPs, this party is the ‘can’t miss’ soiree of the week!” Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment, who leave for Vegas with seven AVN Award nominations, are just as excited to host. “I’m happy we were able to set this up. Treasures is an amazing place to go, not only because of the posh surrounding and the hot girls, but because it will be a great spot to go with friends and clients you meet after the first day of the show,” said Defiance Films Head of Production, Keith O’Connor.

Treasures is located at 2801 Westwood Drive.
For exclusive VIP access, email
keith@defiancefilms.com

SUMMER HAZE SIGNING FOR DANE AT AVN

Porn Valley – Adult film star / director / Sexual World Record Breaker / Feature Entertainer “Summer Haze” will be in Vegas for the AEE /AVN Expo.

Summer will be at the Dane Productions booth along with “The Nasty Boys” and a few of her “Girlbang” ladies signing those 18×24 awesome “girlbang” posters for all her fans awaiting them. You will also be able to preorder your “Worlds Largest Girlbang” 4 hour dvd at the booth as well. There has been 1500 pieces preordered already and more orders keep pouring in so make sure you get your order in at the show!!

Summer has been working hard in the gym and we will all see an improved Summer this expo while in Hawaii she entered a fitness competition and won for her age group!! Miss Hawaian Fitness 2006, So stop by a few of the booths she will be signing at to see her.

Summer will be in Dane Productions booth, her new distribution company / Adult Choice(Quest Magazine) booth and possibly Liquid Ice…

We are all proud of Summer for holding a new Sexual World Record, she had penetrated her gals over 90 times some of them a few times in different ways!!

This was all done with a strap-on dildo equipped with a camera and this has NEVER been done before so it will be exciting to see the 4 hour action packed dvd of all the great footage from the event along with some behind the scenes with the commentators like ron jeremy and wankus from ksex, there of course will be our blooper section and along with the hottest scenes from the event will be a spectacular slideshow and interviews. Believe me there is something for everyone!!!

Summer is nominated in 4 different caregories this year for a AVN award….1 is for her Club Summer Haze Prod “The Search For the Next American Blow Job Queen Vol #1(Best Oral Themed Feature), the next 3 are nominations for CSH expertise in production as they were produced / directed and edited / fully packaged by CSH.

Couples Fantasies Vol 4 which features Summer in her FIRST and ONLY EVER bukakke scene is up for “Best Amateur Release” / Couples Fantasies “Best Pro-Am Series” where she was the hostess of the series as well. and Swingers HouseParty Vol 1 with Ron Jeremy is being nominated for “Best Pro-Am Release”

We all here at Club Summer Haze wish our boss Good Luck and We all wish Everyone a Happy New Year 2006.

ClubSummerHaze /Media Dept, www.clubsummerhaze.com

THE WAIT IS OVER!

AN INTERVIEW WITH…

NATE’S COCK!

Fayner Posts: Woke up today wanting to talk to someone. Of course PA of the Year Nate Hall was nursing a hangover and was in no mood to converse, so I asked his massive penis Carmine if I could interview him for the site. He agreed. Sweet.

 

FAYNER Good afternoon

CARMINE Not for me

FAYNER Why is that?

CARMINE C’mon! If you were as beautiful and massive as I am and not being shared with all the sluts Nate knows wouldn’t you be having a shitty day too?

FAYNER I would, but of course I’m not speaking from experience.

CARMINE Well then, take my word for it – I should be out being worshipped like the massive and gorgeous dick that I am. I mean, Nate got drunk last night and passed out alone. That blows for me, no pun intended.

FAYNER Shit man, you should have came to Danny and Ahn’s with me for the New Years party. Tons of whores. Missy Monroe would have gave you a good sucky-sucky. She would have blown me and my dick ain’t nearly the miraculous work of art that you are.

CARMINE See what I mean? It’s like having a Ferrari but no keys for it. And don’t get me wrong, Nate takes care of me late at night in bed with his hand, but I need more, you know? I mean, he could at least try and get me into his mouth every now and then, right? Shit, it was fucking New Years Eve and I couldn’t even get some extra attention.

FAYNER Just so you know, I made a bunch of calls to chicks telling them about you.

CARMINE Really? Like who?

FAYNER I called Ariana Jollee and Dani Woodward. A couple more too. I can’t recall.

CARMINE Wow! You did that for me?

FAYNER Sure did. Nate got pissed off about it.

CARMINE I gotta have a chat with him about that.

FAYNER I would if I was you.

CARMINE I will. I mean, I get stuck sitting around lonely all the time while he drinks his Coors Light and smokes weed and plays his gay-ass Madden video game all day without ever complaining.

FAYNER You’d think that with all the hours he puts in holding that damn controller he could at least throw you a bone every now and then. That stinks.

CARMINE Could you tell him to maybe get a hooker over here to please me?

FAYNER That cheap fuck? Good luck! He wouldn’t even buy air if it cost 5¢ a year.

CARMINE Damn! What a fucking tight-wad! I give up!

 

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON AN AIRPLANE

Fayner Posts: Okay, I was flying back to LA from Austin, TX this past weekend. I hate flying. I had a middle seat. That blows chunks.

I was sitting between a homo paralegal from West Hollywood and some big-titted chick.

We got to talking.

When the question of what I do for a living came up, the big-titted chick perked up.

“I love porno!” she said. “I even have a subscription to Hustler!”

“Really? I asked.

“Fuck yeah. I read every issue.”

“Ever read that story “Taking a porn star home to mom”?

“That article was awesome! Did you read it?”

“No,” I replied, “But I wrote it.”

“No fucking way!” she exclaimed. “That rules.”

I agreed with her, then grabbed my new iPod and cranked some Cinderella until we landed.

LOLA UNLEASHES NEW PRODUCTION COMPANY

 

Hey Babycakes

So heres my signing schedule for my company
it would be a great deal if you could post it on one of the
most popular adult sites around
Its about time you gave the damn site to Taylor – shes
seems to have it packed down – love the look – seems like it’s
doing well – CONGRATS! to Taylor
Anyways thanks buddy – come see me at the booth please
so I can give you a LOLA Lick!

Oh – HAPPY NEW YEARS! – eat me!
xoxo
Lola

Fayner Says: Lola’s wish is my command. Here it is.

Lola Launches Twisted Pink Entertainment &

Signs Julian and Ramon.

Chatsworth, Ca., – Lola, a seven year veteran & one of the most recognizable Latina performers, has recently created the all sex productioncompany, Twisted Pink Entertainment. Lola signed Julian, former AVN Male Performer of the year nominee and Ramon, one of the internets most recognizable performer, to exclusive contracts to appear in several of the companies upcoming titles.

“I’ve signed some of the biggest and best male performers in the business because ‘Size does Matter’,” says Lola.

“We are going to shoot the best girls in the business who love having sex with the biggest dicks.”

The sex in the companies lines will feature the newest, freshest talent combined with the huge cocks studs producing steamy hot and nasty sex scenes.

“It’s good old fashion sex” says Lola.

Titles will be released twice a month leaving lots of room for the company to grow. Titles will included interracial, ethnic, facials and busty lines.

As from now Twisted Pink has already released 8 titles – Big Tit Patrol, Giants Black Meat White Treat, Big League Facials, Mr. Chews Asian Beavers, Horny Spanish Flies and Tinys Black Adventures, just to name a few.

“Owning and operating a company has always been a goal since I ‘ve begun in the adult industry,” says Lola. “While I dont plan on retiring from performing infront of the camera just yet, I will focus more of my time on expanding Twisted Pink’s Videos and producing its lines. I’m looking forward to bringing well-shot and well-produced titles to the fans, and earning a place among the top companies in adult.”

THE FIRST FAYNER’S MALE SAC OF 2006!

Shanna would gladly share information about herself if it weren’t for the cock in her mouth

LETTER #1

Hello Fayner,

First let me wish you an HAPPY NEW YEAR

Im a french porn fan since 25 years ! Im now 40 ! Can you help me with some requests ?

Im looking for any infos about Shanna Mc Cullough ? Websites or pictures or everything…. 🙂

Annette Haven may be super old now, but isn’t she still pretty strokable?

 

And last, do you know where i can find actual pictures of golden age stars ?

Thanks

Take care

Joe from Belgium

 

Fayner Says: Shanna’s site is http://shannamccullough.com

There are many sites for elderly porno pics, and http://classicpornstars.com/ is one of them.

LETTER #2

Dear Scott Fayner
I am writing you to tell you that I am a fan of your site. A lot of the stuff you write about is funny and I totally agree with your political views. I stumbled upon your site a long time ago and since then have been reading it every now and then. I am a senior at Providence College in RI and had a couple questions. I am not trying to interview you for some college paper or anything else like that, unlike that last college asshole that was a friend of your friend or your old college roommate’s brother (whoever it was I guess it really doesn’t matter) that tried to interview you. I was wondering if it is even worth going to the AVN’s, like as a fan. Is there anyway to get tickets and just hang out at the convention? Would you recommend going to any other convention or shows of this nature? Also, are their any marketing jobs in the adult industry. I mean there must be. (But any openings and opportunities?.) Being marketing major I just wanted to look into it.( and seeing it as a 8 billion dollar industry). I would appreciate your feedback but I do realize you’re probably busy with other shit. Thanks for your time.

Fayner Says: Guess what? I am too busy with other shit.

LOOKING FOR AN AVN DATE??

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1/03-1/10: Jenny Hendrix
1/09-1/10: Lita Chase
1/10-1/15: Ariana Jollee
1/16-1/22: Chasey Lain
1/18-1/22: Venus
1/24-1/29: Barbie Griffin


Los Angeles

12/24-1/2: Jenny Hendrix

We have a very special guest from our VIP portfolio visiting Los Angeles on 1/9 – 1/12. Email vip@bellamodels.com for more information.

Las Vegas

We will be taking reservations for these models during AVN…

Lanny Barbie
Chasey Lain
Ariana Jollee
Amber Easton
Krystal Steal
Dillan Lauren
Kai Powers
Linn Thomas
Ava Vincent
Brittany Andrews
Puma Swede
Brittney Skye
Kelly Taylor
Kendra Jade
Monica Mayhem
Olivia
Sativa Rose
Venus

Plus several models from our VIP portfolio! For more information email avn@bellamodels.com.