KELLY ERIKSON TO HOST HALLOWEEN PARTY

GLEN COVE, N.YPornstar.com is set to spook all of New York City for Spirit New ork’s third annual Pornoween Sexxxtravaganza this Saturday.

The Sexxxtravaganza will be hosted by Kelly Erikson and headlined by Fabolous, the multi-platinum, Atlantic recording artist. Erikson will be escorted by Defiance Films Head of Sales Anthony Simone.

There will be a $1,000 prize for the best costume. The exclusive event will begin at 11 p.m.

“We can’t miss a great holiday weekend like Halloween,” says Pornstar.com’s Ben Protzmann. “We have the lovely blond and busty porn star bombshell Kelly Erikson to host this upcoming event along with DJ Goldfinger mixing up the music. Plus a live performance from rapping sensation Fabolous, who will definitely get the crowd live and kicking. It’ll be a hip-hop and rockin’ Pornoween like you’ve never experienced before.”

Spirit is located at 530 W. 27th St. (between 10th and 11th Ave.).

TMFR TO HOST PORNSTAR PARTY IN NYC

Pornstar.comOctober 25, 2005 (Glen Cove, NY) – As if hosting Spirit New York’s “Pornoween Sexxxtravaganza” wasn’t enough, less than a week later Pornstar.com is back to blow the roof off the joint for the Grand Opening of Fukin Fridays! The party goes down at 10pm Friday, November 4th at the exclusive 80,000 square-foot hotspot.

For this mega-event, Pornstar.com has teamed up with Defiance Films to bring some of the biggest names in the adult industry to host. Defiance Films contract superstar and director, Taylor Rain headlines the roster of porn superstars slated to share hosting duties. Also appearing are adult stars Cindy Crawford,

Tory Lane and Bobbi Blair. World-famous Playboy model, DJ Miss Lisa will be spinning all the dancehall classics half-naked for euphoric clubgoers.

Defiance FilmsI’m super-stoked to come to New York to host this party. I’ve been to other Pornstar.com events so I know how hot this is going to be,” said a jubilant Taylor Rain. “I’m bringing some other gorgeous girls to party with me and it’s going to be super hot dawg!!!”

Known for throwing the best industry parties, Pornstar.com’s Ben Protzmann isn’t one to rest on his laurels.”XXXXX”

Not to be outdone, the party continues into the wee hours of the morning when DJ Tony Draper takes over the wheels of steel while DJ Chris Asta spins in the chic Glass Room.  

NEW MEMBER OF THE FAMILY

MALLCOM would like to welcome the newest addition to the Mallcom family, Phoenix Taylor Grella, daughter of JUSTIN & KARLA.

MALLCOM CEO Jerry Ahrony was overjoyed with the addition to the Mallcom family, and he was quick to point out the significance of the name… PHOENIX (Lauren Phoenix) TAYLOR (Taylor Rain). Now that’s what I call FANDOM!!!!!

You know you’ve arrived when people start naming babies after you!!!

Congrats to JUSTIN, KARLA, Uncle JERRY and all of MALLCOM!!!!

THE PROBLEM WITH FREEDOM IS ITS EVER-CHANGING DEFINITION

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN AN OPEN ROAD REPRESENTED FREEDOM IN AMERICA

THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO…

FREEDOM IN AMERICA NOW MEANS CONSTRUCTING A BUILDING WITH THE NAME "FREEDOM" IN IT THAT EMITS LIGHT AS A "NEW BEACON OF FREEDOM" WHERE THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ONCE STOOD AS A REMINDER THAT WE’RE FREE

NOT ONE TO PLAY SECOND-FIDDLE AS AMERICA’S AMBASSADOR OF FREEDOM, THE STATUE OF LIBERTY PLANS TO LEAVE SOMETIME EARLY 2006 FOR EITHER NOVA SCOTIA OR CUBA

DEADLY STRAIN OF “AVN” BIRD FLU MAKES IT TO BRITAIN

Fayner Posts: I’ve been warning everyone about this for the last three weeks and no one has taken me serious. Already in Russia, Turkey and Romania, wild birds carrying the deadly AVN (also known as "avian") have been discovered. A new case in Britain has recently been reported.

The AVN virus looks like this under a microscope

and this is what AVN does

 

(at press time, AVN has been unavailable for comment, but the industry publication is set to make an official statement some time Monday afternoon

 

READ ALL ABOUT IT!

LONDON – The British government said Sunday that a strain of AVN bird flu that killed a parrot in quarantine is the deadly H5N1 strain that has plagued Asia and recently spread to Europe.

Scientists determined that the parrot, imported from South America, died of the strain of AVN flu that has devastated poultry stocks and killed 61 people in Asia the past two years, according to the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.

The AVN virus is spread by migrating wild birds and has recently been found in birds in Russia, Turkey and Romania, spurring efforts around the globe to contain its spread.

While AVN is easily transmitted between birds, it is hard for humans to contract. But experts fear it could mutate into a form of flu that is easily transmitted between humans and cause a pandemic that could kill millions.

Debby Reynolds, DEFRA’s chief veterinarian, said the parrot was likely infected with the virus while it was housed in the country’s quarantine system with birds from Taiwan. Tests conducted on the Taiwanese birds that had died were inconclusive, according to the department.

DEFRA said the virus was most closely matched to a strain found in ducks in China earlier this year but was not very similar to strains discovered in Romania and Turkey. The genetic makeup of the AVN virus changes slightly as it spreads, and scientists use such tests to track its migration across the world.

HOW’D THEY KNOW WHITE RIBBONS ARE TO PORNO WHAT KRYPTONITE IS TO SUPERMAN??

http://www.wisinfo.com/thereporter/index.shtml The annual White Ribbon Campaign to focus attention on the negative impact of pornography on society will be held Oct. 29 through Nov. 6 in the Fond du Lac area.

Citizens for Decency through Law and Morality in Media sponsor the annual event. Those who want to obtain white ribbons to display during the campaign may contact Dorothy Klumpyan at 921-4277.

“The White Ribbon Campaign came about to express the innocence of children and to do whatever we can to safeguard the children in our community,” said Klumpyan, secretary of Citizens for Decency through Law.

“Let’s encircle our area with white ribbons outdoors for one week,” Klumpyan added. “Help us spread the message.”

Fayner Says: How about we buy all shitload of their white ribbons and shove them up some whores ass in a movie? Good ideas just flow through this amazing body…

BUT WAS THE FATHER AROUSED WHEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS HIS DAUGHTER IN THE PORNO??

http://www.student-direct.co.uk A 17 year old teenage girl, from New South Wales, was humiliated by classmates after they discovered footage of a porn movie which starred a woman identical to her. The film was copied and distributed by email to her classmates who she was then confronted by. In order to clear their daughter’s name, her parents were forced to subscribe to a US porn site in order to track down the original video. “As her parents, we were astounded at the resemblance of the porn star to our daughter and, had we not recognised the difference in body features, we would have thought the same as everyone else – that it was her,” her father said, “I asked her if she had ever been drugged at a party because the video shows the porn star with eyes rolling and acting in a possible drug-induced state. She replied, ‘No, never’.” In addition, the actress had a tattoo on her shoulder thus distinguishing the two. “Some parents may not have had the time and money to find the original video and their child’s name would be under a cloud because they could not have proved them innocent.”

WHY THE HOUSTON ASTROS WILL LOSE THE WORLD SERIES

  TAYLOR’S FIRST TRIP TO NANTUCKET INCLUDED US TRADING MY MARY CAREY T-SHIRT (WHICH HAD A CUM STAIN ON IT) FOR A HOUSTON ASTROS JACKET WITH SOME DRUNK DUDE…

IT WAS FOUR IN THE MORNING

THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO

GO TO THE BEACH

IT WAS REALLY COLD, AND THE ASTROS JACKET WAS KEEPING ME WARM, BUT I UNDERSTOOD WHEN IT WAS DECIDED THAT THE JACKET MUST BE TAKEN OFF AND PISSED ON

BUT NOT BEFORE RHIANNON GAVE IT A GOOD THRASHING

SWEET LA TIPSY DID THE HONORS

THEN THREW IT IN THE OCEAN

BUT EVEN THE OCEAN HATES THE ASTROS, AND SPIT THE AWFUL JACKET BACK TO LAND…

GO WHITE SOX!!