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I’m going back to school. Tomorrow is the last day to register. Typical hooker.
September.1 is the last day you can register. September.6 is the first day of school. I will be in Nantucket the first week of school. I roll in late to school and a week later. Cuz I can!
YEAH I’M HARD!
I am taking English 82; it is introduction to college English. There are also, English 28, 32, and 79 but ive taken 32 and 79. I’m movin up to 82! HOLLA! English is not my best subject. I think I can learn more better English. Ha! Ha! Ha!
I am also taking a photography class because I am very interested in photography. I know what looks hard and what looks whack.
I wonder how many people at pepperdine jack off to me personally? I would have to say half the school including the teachers. You know they watch porn too!
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Also, I am forwarding you my other email as below…
Take care my friend…
May the beaver be plentiful and your glass always full,
Maxxx Beaver Entertainment/Snatch Films
Visiting Tyler the other night, left an injured Rhiannon in the car with the windows down for about 20 minutes. When I came back, and was walking down the driveway I noticed three coyotes circling my car, the leader on its hind legs as it began climbing into the car.
Coyotes are tough. Scary, even, especially when in a pack. I thought of none of this as I sprinted towards them before they grabbed little Rhi and tore her fat little body into a thousand pieces.
Thankfully, the coyotes ran for the hills in fear. I have no clue what I would have done had they not. I’m sure I would have fought them to the death, I’m sure of that, whether it be mine or theirs. Luckily I never found out which.
Rhiannon was in the back seat still growling when I opened the door and got inside.
The Gods were looking out for me at that moment, and I thank them.
Oh, and to make this story have anything to do with porno, I noticed a copy of Sloppy ‘Hos on the floor of the back seat and threw it out as I drove down the street and towards the safety of Studio City.
Comparing Shy Love to Taylor Rain is like comparing a Porter House Steak (TR) to Dog Shit (SL)!
Did Shy Love have an auction up before? Yes, her husband commented that they posted an auction selling a date with her, but it was PULLED because of the embarassing fact that it received no bids.
The funniest part of this entire thing is Love calling herself the smartest girl in porn… I personally know Shy Love and I think she’s a complete dipshit who lives in a fantasyland.
The bidding is over and the highest bidder of a whopping $3,900 won an ultimate all-expense paid vacation for two to porn valley. This lucky fan will hang out for two days on set with stars and the entire crew for an upcoming release directed by Taylor Rain . A yummy lunch with the stars is also included. The tremendous response to the contest sponsored by Defiance Films and Mallcom has fans begging for more, and we are in the business to please our fans.
Because of the overwhelming response to this contest, in September, Defiance Films, Torrid Entertainment and AdultDVD.com will sponsor an identical contest giving fans the opportunity to be on set for Lauren Phoenix’s directorial debut for Torrid Entertainments‘ Lauren Phoenix’s Worship My Ass. Email email@example.com for details and prebidding info.
Lauren Phoenix is the reigning AVN Performer of the Year . She and Taylor Rain are both eager to please their fans. All distributors and store owners have the unique opportunity to grace their establishments with these mega stars for store signings or publicity events. This is a unique opportunity because Lauren Phoenix has not previously done many store signings. Now more than ever, she wants to see her fans. Both Lauren and Taylor are extremely excited about their upcoming projects, the contests and interacting with fans in store signings and events.
Defiance Films is currently working on a signing schedule for Contract Stars Taylor Rain and Lauren Phoenix plus other Defiance stars such as Bobbi Blair and Tory Lane during the next six months. Contact Keith O’Connor at 818-577-4575 ext 402 or firstname.lastname@example.org to schedule a signing.
Also in Defiance and Torrid news, shooting has wrapped on some upcoming sizzlers!!! Defiance completed the follow up to their debut title Pleasure with Pleasure 2 directed by Vincent Voss . How do you top a movie that’s being considered for Best Gonzo of the Year? Well, you fill it with an extremely strong cast and make sure the sex is off the charts. Pleasure 2 stars Katsumi , Lauren Phoenix , Daisy, Jeneveve Jolie, Eva Evangelina, Avenna Lee, Ava Vincent, Tiffani DiGivanni and Vanessa Lane! WOW, enough to dry out any nut sack for days!!!! Taylor Rain wrapped shooting on her 2nd directing title called Spunk In My Trunk, an all anal cream pie movie starring Missy Monroe, Deja Daire, Nadia Nyce, Julie Knight, and Keanni Lei. Finally, as a follow-up to the smash hit Justine’s Red Letters, Vincent Voss directed Jade Marcela’s Asian Letters. This title featured superstar Jade Marcela in her comeback movie, reading 5 fan letters that were then acted out by such stars as Lyla Lei, Annie Cruz, Mya Luanna, Kaiya Lynn, Keanni Lei, Roxy Jezel and starring Jade Marcela herself in a hot lesbian scene!!
Torrid Entertainment has some big news! Torrid will start shooting a Christmas movie next week starring contract performers Lauren Phoenix and Taylor Rain and some SURPRISE appearances that will shock the industry! Also, editing has begun on Taylor Rain’ s big budget feature called Ass-ylum . Word has it this is one title that will send chills down your spine and stretch the seams in the crotch area of your pants! Expect Taylor and the title to be considered for several upcoming awards. This movie is dark, controversial, shocking and extremely sexual. The energy in this movie is enough to light up all of Times Square !! Aurora Snow is back, directing her first movie for Torrid. Aurora Snow presents Dirty Dykes , this one will shock you!! Featuring stars like Tory Lane and Vanessa Lane in a bathroom scene that will forever change your view on the uses of a bidet. Plus see Brazilian supermodel Paola Rey and stunner Bobbi Blair make love so hot that the two beauties were covered in dripping sweat head to toe.
For more info on Defiance Films and Torrid Entertainment , visit their websites, updated daily with photo galleries, start photos and bios, trailers, release schedules and news about the company, its’ stars and titles. For information on sales and distribution, contact head of sales Anthony Simone at 818-577-4575 ext 400 or email@example.com.
If you’re talent or wish to be talent, contact head of production Keith O’Connor at 818-577-4575 ext 402 or firstname.lastname@example.org to be considered for one of our upcoming production, or better yet if you have the look you may even be offered a contract and join Taylor Rain and Lauren Phoenix as contract performers.
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