NO ONE GETS FIRED FROM HUSTLER

The Poison Pen writes: Young gun, and perpetually-rising gonzo shooter, Van Styles is out at Hustler. This comes as no surprise given the corporate climate that has besieged Hustler lately. Van joins Kat Slater, Jack the Zipper, Mason and Joe Gallant as resent émigrés of the Hustler regime.

Bring your life jackets boys, cause Hustler is up shit’s creek without a paddle. That leaves the enigmatic Tom Zupko as Hustler’s contract shooter and I can’t see that lasting long. As for Van, who directed my favorite interracial flick of the year, Take It Black 2, there’s no doubt he’ll land on his feet. Word has it that he is already signed to Pulse Pictures, run by former Hustler bigwigs Jim Kohls and Mark Hamilton. I also hear Steve Hirsch is financing the Pulse operation, which is being run out of the Red Light offices.  

 

 

FREE PORN GIVEAWAY!!

Ok, here comes our first giveaway of the month. In connection with Adultdvd.com we’re giving away 5 FREE porn DVD’s to the BEST WRITER to the following question.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH METRO???

Send your emails to webmaster@lukeford.com with you best guesses as to what’s wrong with this one time powerhouse pron producer, emphasis on one time. Today they are literally in the gutter. So, write your best stories as to what happened to Metro, and TMFR will pick the winner and send you your FREE DVD’s!!

BACK TO SCHOOL

I’m going back to school.  Tomorrow is the last day to register. Typical hooker.

September.1 is the last day you can register. September.6 is the first day of school. I will be in Nantucket the first week of school. I roll in late to school and a week later. Cuz I can!

 I’m so high right now. I can’t take anything seriously! You wish you could smoke good herb like me. WHAT!

YEAH I’M HARD!

I am taking English 82; it is introduction to college English. There are also, English 28, 32, and 79 but ive taken 32 and 79. I’m movin up to 82! HOLLA! English is not my best subject.  I think I can learn more better English. Ha! Ha! Ha!

I am also taking a photography class because I am very interested in photography. I know what looks hard and what looks whack.

What I am trying to accomplish is transferring to a private college. I would love to go to pepperdine eventually. It’s a beautiful college. I’ve smoked mad herb on that campus. HOLLA!

I wonder how many people at pepperdine jack off to me personally? I would have to say half the school including the teachers. You know they watch porn too!

Anyways wish me good luck and anyone who hates me could GO FUCK OFF!

Late
TMFR
OWNER, WRITER, AND EDITOR

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TMFR,

 I’m so impressed with Lukeford.com since you took over…The site fucking rocks now…The design, color scheme and total atmosphere has totally made a world of difference!

Keep up the good work!


Also, I am forwarding you my other email as below…

You should check out the SUPERMONKEYS when enjoying some herb, If you like their music/sound, I will send you a CD…


Take care my friend…


May the beaver be plentiful and your glass always full,


Maxxx Beaver
Maxxx Beaver Entertainment/Snatch Films

FAYNER POSTS: MY VISIT WITH TAYLOR RAIN

Visiting Tyler the other night, left an injured Rhiannon in the car with the windows down for about 20 minutes. When I came back, and was walking down the driveway I noticed three coyotes circling my car, the leader on its hind legs as it began climbing into the car.

Coyotes are tough. Scary, even, especially when in a pack. I thought of none of this as I sprinted towards them before they grabbed little Rhi and tore her fat little body into a thousand pieces.

Thankfully, the coyotes ran for the hills in fear. I have no clue what I would have done had they not. I’m sure I would have fought them to the death, I’m sure of that, whether it be mine or theirs. Luckily I never found out which.

Rhiannon was in the back seat still growling when I opened the door and got inside.

The Gods were looking out for me at that moment, and I thank them.

Oh, and to make this story have anything to do with porno, I noticed a copy of Sloppy ‘Hos on the floor of the back seat and threw it out as I drove down the street and towards the safety of Studio City.