WHERE IS STAVROS? PARIS WANTS TO KNOW!

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from Celebrities.com

STAVROS NIARCHOS is back in Europe with the NIARCHOS family, probably explaining to them why he is still with Miz HILTON. He is expected back in a week, but meanwhile, PARIS is searching the hottest clubs just to make sure he has not slipped away and is carrying on without her.

This leaves the lovely, Princess PARIS HILTON partying up a storm as she searches for her lost Greek god. Last night she was at THE LOBBY. The night before she was at KOI and MOOD. Ex-boyfriend SIMON REX was also at MOOD. Who knows which old flame was at THE LOBBY.

I think she is trying to tease STAVROS by appearing in as many gossip and tabloid picture stories as she can hustle while he is out of town.Reading those spicy stories will make him hurry up and return quickly to the pretty heiress. Some things never change.

NO MORE SEX FOR BRAD PITT

Brad PittMSN Australia is reporting that in this coming up issue of the gossip rag Celebrity Living, Angelina Jolie has banned her soon-to-be-husband Brad Pitt from doing any future sex-scenes. The magazine reports from a source “Now that Angelina is pregnant … she has become increasingly jealous of Brad’s opportunities to star alongside many of Hollywood’s leading ladies.” Think this might be part of that missing ‘Sensitivity Chip’ Jennifer Aniston talked about in her Vanity Fair interview? Anyway the article goes on to report that Angelina is starting to become insecure with her body and she’s afraid he’ll leave her for more nubile hottie. Another source reiterates that the 12 year younger Jolie “has no plans to let Brad have his attention focused on a younger woman on screen.”

HOWARD STERN FILM FESTIVAL!!!

TMFR WRITES:

Go onto www.howardstern.com and click on to film festival and apply asap. The last day to send your tape is April.11!!!

Basically, send in a 5 minute short film about The Howard Stern Show!!!

First place, $15,000

Second place, $7,500

Third place, $2,500

The Festival is on April.27th, in NYC!!! THAT’S A HOLLER!!!

It will air on Howard Stern ON DEMAND, on April.28th!!!

 I know I have the best tape! I brought a camera with me to NYC when I was on the Howard Stern Show in Feb. I won the “HOWARD STERN BEAUTY PAGENT” and I will win this contest too!!!! GOOD LUCK!!

TMFR
OWNER, WRITER, AND EDITOR

FINAL NUMBERS ON LAST POLL!!!!

TMFR WRITES:

I won the last poll for the cheapest person in porn!!! I got 460 votes, 2nd place was fayner with 383, and 3rd place was Ron Jeremy with 339!!

Honestly,together Fayner and Ron don’t even spend what I spend in a month!!! What I spend in a month, it would last them proably 6 months! I AM VERY, VERY HIGH MAINTENCE!!!

Example, Scott doesn’t buy clothes he wears whatever he can get for FREE!!!

ME I leave the mall with at least 10 bags full of clothes and shoes and I do this once a month!!!

And Ron Jeremy doesn’t even own a cell phone!!! I have a 2 cell phones. One palm pilot and one razor!!!

Like I said " I’M VERY HIGH MAINTENCE AND I DO CARE ABOUT MY LOOKS AND WHATS TRENDY AND COOL!"

So you guys are wrong!!!! I’M SPOILED ROTTEN!!!

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR

KELLY ERIKSON MAKES AN ASS OF HERSELF

Fayner Posts: So it was me, Keith, TMFR and Kelly Erikson, and they were discussing what to do for dinner.

“Let’s go out for dinner!” Taylor shouted.

“Out?” Kelly asked.

“C’mon! It’s Friday!”

“Ha!” Kelly belted out, “Did you just say it’s Friday?!”

“Yeah,” Taylor replied. “It is.”

“You fool! It’s Wednesday, not Friday!”

We all looked at Kelly, the exact same way you would look at a lost puppy with huge tits, then one by one tried explaining to her that it is in fact Friday, March 24th, 2006.

She wasn’t having any part of it. Not for about another ten minutes, after which she finally admitted that she’s a dumbass.

Watch Kelly try to read really tough books on camera at her web site located right Here

LENNY? IS THAT YOU?

Fayner Posts: So I was getting me some lunch today at The Habit, a place made famous by male performer Tyler Durden.

I ordered.

Then waited.

“Number 42!” a voice through the loud speaker yelled. “Your order is ready!”

“That’s me,” I said, looking at the man who held my food. It was Lenny.

(Lenny is co-owner of Astrux. I had no idea he now worked here.)

“Yeah,” he continued, “You got two steak sandwiches, chocolate shake and fries. Is that right?”

“Lenny?”

“Excuse me?”

“You don’t remember me? It’s Fayner.”

“I think you have me confused with someone else.”

Apparently I did. But let me just say that anyone who knows Lenny should go to the Habit on Shoup and Ventura and see for themselves. I understand that the guy is not Lenny but he is a 100% twin if I ever saw one.

Rock on!

 

ANYONE NEED A CROOKED DOCTOR? TO GET HIGH LEGALLY!!!

TMFR WRITES:

Next Monday, I have an appt. to see my Doctor ( William Vicary), to renew my Cannabis Card because mine expires on March.31, 2006. You have to renew your license every year!!!

If you are looking for a Doctor in your local area I got your back!!! I have this recent book that has a huge list of some great crooked doctors that will prescribe you weed for any illness you may have!!! HOLLER 420!!!

The following licensed CA physicians are available for consulation as medical specialists. Patients should have a documented medical record of diagnosis and treatment or a physician referral.

Also, it is important that you establish a record of regular professional care for your illness.

SOUTHERN CALY:

Dr. William Vicary, 3575 Cahuenga Blvd West, Suite 300, Studio City 90068 (323) 876-9133

Dr. Philip DEnney and Robert Sullivan, 22691 Lambert st., Lake Forest, OC, (949) 855-8845

Dr. Claudia Jensen, 8N. Fir St., Ventura county (805)648-5683

Dr. James Eisenberg, Santa Monica, (877)468-5874

Dr. Vivi Stafford Mathur, 6501 San Vicente, LA (323)9549162

Dr. Dean Weiss, 46 Park Ave, Venice, (310)437-3407

Dr. Robert Sterner, San Diego, (619)543-1061

Dr. Alfonso Jimenez, 420 K st #13, San Diego, (619)913-2860

BREAK TIME!!! HAVE TO SMOKE A BOWL!!!

NORTHERN CALY:

Dr. Roger Stephen Ellis, San Francisco CA, (415)681-0823

Dr. Frank Lucido, BerkelyCA, (510)848-0958

Dr. Hanya Assad- (510)839-0723, Oakland CA

Dr. Tom O’ Connell (510)965-1735, Oakland CA

Dr. William R. Turnipseed, Citrus Hieghts (916)722-3433

Dr. William Toy, Grass Valley, (530)273-5690

Dr. Stephen Banister, Grass Valley, (530)274-2274

Dr. Raymond Rowell, Livermore, (925)443-3097

PEACE OUT AND GOOD LUCK!!!

TELL THEM SNOOP DAWG SENT YOU!!!

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER, AND EDITOR