Cindy Crawford and Cassie Young are “Next” On MTV
Popular LA Direct Models Set To Appear On Hit Dating Show

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(Studio City, CA) MTV’s hit show “NEXT” is about to take speed dating to a whole new level. Upcoming episodes will feature adult film performers and exclusive LA Direct Models Cindy Crawford and Cassie Young on the popular 30 minute program.

Ever wish you could bail in the middle of a bad date? Well, NEXT is the MTV show that lets you do just that. They’ll set you up on 5 dates. The minute you get annoyed, angry or just plain bored, simply kick ’em to the curb by saying "NEXT", and start over with someone new. Don’t feel too bad for the ones you give the boot. They’ll get cash for every minute they last and the one who makes it to the end gets a chance to turn the tables. They can choose to go on a second date with you or take the money and run. So be careful what you do, because sooner or later you could be the one hearing the word "NEXT."

Cindy CrawfordCindy Crawford is slated to film “NEXT” in the midst of a hectic performance schedule including her appearance at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club for LA Direct Models Up and Comers Sexy Stars Night April 25th.

Crawford initially tentative about her audition is excited about appearing on the show and said, “When I first walked into MTV studios I wasn’t very optimistic that I was going to get the spot, but the casting agent let me be myself, made me feel right at home and comfortable with the fact that I was going on the show as an adult film star who is secure with who I am and what I do. I am really looking forward to filming my segment and seeing who NEXT is and who ultimately is the one who wins a second date with me.”

Cassie youngCassie Young, who dances at Rouge May 9th for Beautiful Babes Night, will film her television segments on April 21st. Her first appearance for a mainstream television show has the quintessential cutie a little nervous but ready for anything.

“I am all about hot chicks and “NEXT” has selected five girls that will have to do their best to impress me,” say’s Young. “I am hoping to score the hottest chick out of the bunch to take on a date. Who knows what will happen, but I am looking forward to it!”

The hit MTV show “NEXT” is a 30 minute speed dating show that airs weekdays at 4pm.

Cindy Crawford and Cassie Young are represented exclusively by LA Direct Models. For booking information please contact LA Direct Models at or phone 818-752-5080.

For LA Direct Models media inquiries please contact Janie Liszewski of High Profile Media at 661-607-4891 or


Ex-manager acquitted in sexual assault on busboy

By ERIC HARTLEY, Staff Writer

A former manager at an Eastport restaurant was acquitted yesterday of sexual assault charges in a brutal attack on a young dishwasher.

Edward J. Farrell, 45, had faced felony assault and sex offense charges. Annapolis police said the 18-year-old was violated with a garden hose in an alley outside the Boatyard Bar and Grill.

The young man suffered severe colon damage and underwent surgery twice. But after a two-day trial, Circuit Court Judge Joseph P. Manck said he was left with too many questions about what happened early on June 27 of last year.

"This is obviously an incredibly bizarre case," Judge Manck said. "I just am not convinced of the defendant’s guilt beyond a reasonable doubt."

Mr. Farrell, who lives outside Annapolis, declined to comment as he left the courtroom. He chose to have a judge decide the case instead of a jury.

The dishwasher, who had a blood-alcohol content of 0.28 percent at the hospital after the attack, testified through a Spanish interpreter that hedidn’t remember anything between drinking tequila with Mr. Farrell after closing time and waking up in the emergency room. To get to such a high blood-alcohol level would take at least a dozen drinks in an hour for a 165-pound man.

Police found the dishwasher naked and lying in the alley after a silent burglar alarm at the Boatyard went off about 2:40 a.m. The Capital doesn’t identify victims of sexual assault.

Yesterday morning, Mr. Farrell testified that the dishwasher himself turned the garden hose on and sprayed it around the alley.

Mr. Farrell said he wanted to give the man a ride home, but got tired of trying to help a "falling-down drunk" who wouldn’t cooperate and decided to go have a drink at Davis’ Pub, a couple of blocks away.

But Davis’ was closed, and as he came back to get his truck and head home, Mr. Farrell decided to check the kitchen door because the latch hadn’t been closing correctly, he said.

Mr. Farrell testified that he walked into the alley just as a police officer got there and didn’t know the dishwasher was on the ground until the officer shined her flashlight. He said he lied when he told the officer he didn’t know the man on the ground.

"I was afraid of losing my job and what it looked like," he said.

Mr. Farrell was fired days after his arrest. The Boatyard’s owner said it was for violating closing policy.

Assistant State’s Attorney Frank J. Ragione Sr. suggested that Mr. Farrell is gay and was "grooming" the dishwasher, feeding him shots and flirting as the restaurant closed. Mr. Ragione argued that Mr. Farrell later took advantage of the man after he passed out in the alley.

The dishwasher, who had worked at the Boatyard for less than two months and has since left, testified that Mr. Farrell held women’s clothes up to him at one point and said, "You look pretty in this."

Bartender Natalie Baranyk, who was at the Boatyard after closing that night, testified that Mr. Farrell was being "overly friendly, almost flirtatious" with the dishwasher before she went home.

Mr. Ragione said Mr. Farrell’s story – that he left an employee stumbling drunk in an alley, fully clothed and spraying a garden hose around, then coincidentally returned and found the man naked just as police arrived – wasn’t credible.

Mr. Farrell admitted his decisions that night weren’t smart, but said he was drunk, too, having had about six drinks before and during his shift and several shots of tequila afterward. He repeatedly testified that he didn’t remember details of the night.

Defense lawyer T. Joseph Touhey suggested the dishwasher slipped and fell on the hose as he was trying to give himself a "shower" to sober up.

The Anne Arundel Medical Center surgeon who operated on the man testified that was very unlikely, given the size of a garden hose.

"It would be hard for me to imagine the nozzle being accidentally inserted in there by being clumsy or by slipping and falling," said Dr. Steven Proshan, a colon and rectal surgeon.


An investigation into convicted killer Sarah Johnson’s claim that she was raped in an Idaho jail while awaiting trial for her parents’ murders concluded that the teenager is a "liar" and her allegations unsubstantiated.

Following a three-month probe into the jailhouse rape allegations made by Johnson, who is serving life without parole for the 2003 shooting deaths of her parents, Alan and Diane Johnson, a team of sheriffs from outside jurisdictions determined that her story "lacked credibility."

But Johnson’s supporters say the investigation’s findings are yet another example of the corruption and bias against Johnson from the Blaine County Sheriff’s Department.

"Basically, we have the wolves investigating the coyotes," Patrick Dunn, an investigator for Johnson’s defense team, told "There’s too much conflict of interest. This investigation should have been done by the U.S. Attorney’s Office."


Penny Flame Set To Sizzle This Weekend At Rouge
Award Winning Starlet Makes Her Feature Dance Debut in Van Nuys

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Penny Flame(Studio City) If you stand too close to the fire, you’re bound to get burned, but if you think you can take the heat, Penny Flame is set to light up the night this weekend at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club.

Thursday April 20th – Saturday April 22nd, 2006 AVN Award Winner and FAME Award nominee, Penny Flame, will take the stage in several sizzling performances nightly that may just cause extreme cases of internal combustion. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Penny, who recently performed at Rouge for LA Direct Models Award Winners and Contract Stars Up and Comers Night is honored to have been asked back to make her solo dance debut and said, “I am really excited to do this, I will have a change bucket on stage for any extra quarters you may have on hand and if I fall on my head and break my nose don’t laugh at me, ok, hahahaha, just kidding. Tell your friends and bring them too.”

After each stage performance, Penny will be standing by for nude lap dances, polaroids, and autographs. Merchandise including copies of her latest skin flicks Girls Night Out, Who Let The Whores Out, and Collectors Editions of Blazed and Confused are available for purchase for those who want to see this hot, young starlet in action.

Rouge Gentlemen’s Club is located at 14626 Raymer Street in Van Nuys, CA 91343. Please call 818-786-1822 or visit for show times and more information.

Penny Flame is nominated for the 2006 FAME Awards. To vote for her in the categories of “Favorite Adult Actress”, “Hottest Body”, and “Favorite Breasts” please visit and cast your votes now.

Penny Flame is exclusively represented by LA Direct Models and is available for scenes, photoshoots, feature dancing and more. Please contact LA Direct Models at 818-752-5080 or visit for more information.

LA Direct Models is the exclusive booking agent for feature dancers at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club.

LA Direct Models and Penny Flame media inquiries may be directed to Janie Liszewski of High Profile Media at 661-607-4891 or


Toddler falls under truck’s tires during birthday party

NAVASOTA  — A 2-year-old Houston boy died after being accidentally run over by his uncle during the child’s birthday celebration, officials said.

Joseph Donis died from head trauma at a Bryan hospital after being flown by helicopter from a home south of Navasota where the accident occurred on Saturday.

Grimes County Sheriff Don Sowell said Joseph’s uncle, Enoe Sandoval, was moving his truck from the carport to give Joseph and his sister more room to play.

Joseph apparently tripped over a toy and fell into the vehicle’s path, Sowell said.

Sowell said the death was accidental and no charges will be filed.

The boy’s parents, Israel and Gladys Donis, were at the home when the accident occurred. The family had gathered to celebrate Joseph’s April 8th birthday.


Fayner Posts: I borrowed the porno Pirates from Tyler the other day. I watched it. I’m gonna review it some time this week, but before I do I must say how angry I am about one thing in the movie.

I quickly scanned through the cast list written on the back cover. I noticed that only one performer in the movie was absent from the box cover’s cast list, and that performer was Brian Surewood.

What the fuck is going on here?????????

I mean, if anyone in porno is a pirate it’s Brian Surewood.

Simple as that.

But no, Tommy Gunn gets top male billing in Pirates while Brian is left off completely.

Judge for yourself, okay?



Fayner Posts: So I snorted cocaine and gun powder yesterday. I said I would do it.  But since I am forbidden from doing blow at my house per TR’s order, I found myself pulling off Topanga onto some side street and snorting it right there in broad daylight.

I see it as cocaine with a punch, but not as bogus as when assholes dice up meth into the coke. I’m sure all the added energy was purely in my mind. I instantly felt like becoming an African child about to go to war, just as the description I found said I would.

The only downside was the horrible black colored snot I kept blowing out of my nose all day long.

I recommend it to everyone with adventure in their heart.


Fayner to snort gunpowder and cocaine!

#1) I hope and pray he overdoses. Is it wrong to pray to God that someone dies a horrible death? Could use some clarification on that one.

#2) I don’t know if it is "good" to pray for his death, but…what is "good" anyways?

#3) I think it would be hilarious is he had gunpowder residue left in his nostrils and pharynx and somehow it got ignited by hot cigarette vapor.

#4) I hope he tries to cut the shit with a rusty razor blade on a large flint-rock table in a room with a nice cozy fire burning in the fireplace. 

#5) The only gun powder that should go up his nose should be expelled from the barrel of a 45. 

#6) i want to buy a cordless nailgun and just staple fentanyl fentanyl patches to him until his lungs fill with fluid and he drowns on what he’s choking on because he’s been telling us how dangerous a life he’s living and how on the edge he is, yet he’s still alive. all i want is to watch him gurgle some strange fluids filling his lungs then die as his bmr plummets. then crucify him in public, like jesus who his people killed.

#7) he has aids 


Fake Cops Rob Exotic Dancer At South Bay Motel


SUNNYVALE — Two men — claiming to be police officers — handcuffed, gagged with duct tape and robbed an exotic dancer in her South Bay motel room early Friday morning before escaping with $3,000 and other valuables.

The Sunnyvale Department of Public Safety said they were investigating the 1 a.m. crime in which two men, who were not wearing police uniforms, allegedly showed the woman a black handgun and told her they were police when she opened her door.

The suspects immediately entered the room, handcuffed the woman and placed her in the bathroom, telling her not to leave, police said.

The pair took the woman’s "personal property," police said, including an undetermined amount of cash. She was not injured.

"They came into my room and acted like they were the police," Katie Harris, an exotic dancer from Orange County, told KTVU. "They handcuffed me. Duct-taped me…They threatened me with a gun. They asked me where was my money. I told them in the safe. They stole $3,000…They put me in the bathroom and told me to stay in there. They said they’d be back in an hour."

One suspect is described as a Caucasian man in his mid 20s, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a thin build and long, dirty blond hair in a ponytail. He was wearing a black jacket, a black plaid long-sleeve shirt and blue jeans. He was also wearing eyeglasses.

The second suspect is described as a black man in his mid 20s, 5 feet 10 inches tall, of medium build with short black hair. He was wearing a blue plaid long-sleeve shirt and blue jeans.

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‘South Park’ Creators Skewer Own Network

from Yahoo Entertainment

Banned by Comedy Central from showing an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, the creators of "South Park" skewered their own network for hypocrisy in the cartoon’s most recent episode.

The comedy in an episode aired during Holy Week for Christians instead featured an image of Jesus Christ defecating on President Bush and the American flag.

In an elaborately constructed two-part episode of their Peabody Award-winning cartoon, "South Park" creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker intended to comment on the controversy created by a Danish newspaper’s publishing of caricatures of Muhammad. Muslims consider any physical representation of their prophet to be blasphemous.

When the cartoons were reprinted in newspapers worldwide in January and February, it sparked a wave of protests primarily in Islamic countries.

Parker and Stone were angered when told by Comedy Central several weeks ago that they could not run an image of Muhammad, according to a person close to the show who didn’t want to be identified because of the issue’s sensitivity.

The network’s decision was made over concerns for public safety, the person said.

Comedy Central said in a statement issued Thursday: "In light of recent world events, we feel we made the right decision." Its executives would not comment further.

As is often the case with Parker and Stone, they built "South Park" around the incident. In Wednesday’s episode, the character Kyle is shown trying to persuade a Fox network executive to air an uncensored "Family Guy" even though it had an image of Muhammad.

"Either it’s all OK, or none of it is," Kyle said. "Do the right thing."

The executive decides to strike a blow for free speech and agrees to show it. But at the point where Muhammad is to be seen, the screen is filled with the message: "Comedy Central has refused to broadcast an image of Muhammad on their network."

It is followed shortly by the images of Christ, Bush and the flag.

A frequent "South Park" critic, William Donohue of the anti-defamation group Catholic League, called on Parker and Stone to resign out of principle for being censored.

"The ultimate hypocrite is not Comedy Central that’s their decision not to show the image of Muhammad or not it’s Parker and Stone," he said. "Like little whores, they’ll sit there and grab the bucks. They’ll sit there and they’ll whine and they’ll take their shot at Jesus. That’s their stock in trade."

Parker and Stone did not immediately respond to a request through a spokesman for comment.

It’s the second run-in over religion in a few months for the satirists. Comedy Central pulled a March rerun of a "South Park" episode that mocked Scientologists. Isaac Hayes, a Scientologist who voiced the Chef character on the show, resigned in protest over the episode.

"South Park" again got the last word last month with an episode where Chef was seemingly killed and mourned as a jolly guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club," which turns its members into pedophiles.

Only last week, "South Park" won broadcasting’s prestigious Peabody. Awards director Horace Newcomb said at the time that by its offensiveness, the show "reminds us of the need for being tolerant."