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FAYNER’S UP TO NO GOOD….AGAIN

Associated Press (AP) February 22, 2006

A popular website writer for the adult industry was arrested early Wednesday morning while trespassing on private property in Woodland Hills, California.

Scott Fayner, who writes for LukeFord.com, an on-line news and gossip site that spotlights the ups and downs of the sex business, was approached by police officers responding to noise complaints from neighbors as he sat naked in a ditch just before dawn.

Fayner’s two female accomplices, who neighbors say were engaged in sexual activity with each other while being videotaped, managed to escape through a hole in a fence before authorities arrived.

During a search of the property police uncovered five vials of cocaine, a syringe filled with heroin and a glass pipe used to smoke cocaine.

Fayner had $7,200 cash in his jacket pocket. The serial number for the Sony video camera he claimed was his later proved to be that of one stolen from an area home last month.

Known for his clever  – and well-read – drug-induced writing and excessive partying, a calm Fayner told jokes to the officers during questioning, offered them pornographic DVDs in exchange for his release and even requested “one last hit of coke” before being taken into custody.

Fayner refused to relinquish the names of the two females, informing the arresting officers that he was alone the whole time “exercising my American right to sit in a hole smoking coke without clothes on.”

Fayner is being charged with Class A narcotic possession, misdemeanor trespassing, filming without a permit and possessing stolen property valued over $3,000. He was released Wednesday afternoon on $20,000 bail.

IS TYRA BANKS THE NEW HOWARD STERN?

JUST LIKE HOWARD, SHE’S CRAMMED HER SHOW WITH PORNO FOLK, FREAKS AND TRANSSEXUALS WHILE REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR ASSISTANCE IN LOADING UP HER BANK ACCOUNT WITH CASH

Fayner Posts: A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine who watches The Tyra Banks Show called me up today and demanded I switch channels on my television and check out the popular chick show for a minute.

Tyra Banks sucks big-time. If she was a Great Dane, she’d be one with two huge anal warts hanging down from her pooper.

But seriously, folks.

First it was Tyra Banxx appearing on the show, where the ex-model reprimanded the young porno chick for cashing in on her name and pretty much insulted everyone who works in the business by deeming us pathetic. Just like Howard would do, but with a sad touch instead of making fun.

Then she had some trannies on the show, parading the he-shes around for ratings and pity.

Then today, Wednesday, in a show dedicated to plastic surgery, former female performer Tabitha Stevens paid a visit as a “Plastic Surgery Junkie.” But did Tyra reveal Tabitha’s profession as a jizz junkie? No. Not once was it mentioned during the segment that she made the money for all her operations by fucking on camera. But why? Is Tyra embarrassed of inviting adult stars on her show ‘cause they’re all scum? Probably.

At least Stern celebrated his guests’ vocation, instead of booking them as something other than what they are.

Not once did Tyra ask Tabitha why she felt she needed a new look, when it is pretty obvious that she did it ‘cause she was fucking on film and wished to improve her looks.

All I gotta say is if you have a porno person on your show, at least have the respect to say it, not just run around the truth in hopes of keeping the wholesome audience tuned in.

Shame shame shame.

MORE BANGBROS FOR YOUR BUCK??

Fayner Posts: They say that home is where the hard-on is, I mean, where the heart is. I believe I’ve said that before. I believe I’ll say that again. I’m just that lame.

The majority of the sex players within the porno industry reside under the umbrella of Los Angeles. That’s just how it works. Others, though, come from places like Las Vegas, Arizona and New York. Florida, too. Lots of porno chicks come from Florida, as abundant as grapefruits on the seedy plains between Ft. Lauderdale and Gainsville.

It works well this way. Even for the out-of-towners coming to feed on our hand-picked, farm fresh meat.

But what of when it goes the opposite direction? That is, what becomes of the California adult star that treks across our great nation, our amber waves of lube, to procure employment?

Let’s see…

First off, what I’ve come to expect from stories regarding porno babes heading elsewhere to make movies is pretty much drama-filled and deceitful. Some companies feel that by having this young lass out of her element they have the authority to change rules at their own discretion, possibly being in the unique position to get her to do something she isn’t totally comfortable with just ‘cause they can. And most of them will fall for it, as most of them either don’t know any better or desperately need the cash being offered.

Sometimes, though, through the great graces of GOD Almighty, this globe-trotting tart faces the storm head-on and refrains from being exploited. I know that TMFR has been in this situation before and told the company to go fuck themselves. And it seems so wrong to think that just because a young woman flies 3,000 miles away from home to shoot porno a producer or director feels they can talk her into whatever they feel would bring them the most cash. Bastards, all of them. Right down to their soiled boxer shorts and the crust in the corner of their creepy-smiled mouth. Bastards.

Another heroic babe, I found out this morning, is August.

August called me from her hotel room in Miami, Florida around six Pacific time. Quite early, I thought, even for someone like me who gets calls from porno chicks 24/7/365.

Here’s the story: BangBros.com Productions, or Bang Bros., or whatever they go by, hired August for two boy/girl scenes using condoms. One job, she would have declined, but for two scenes it seemed worth it to August. In and out, right?

Bang Bros. flew her to Miami, set her up in a hotel. The first day everything went fine. No problems, no drama.

And then…

August was informed that for the next scene she’d have to swallow the dude’s jizz, something she only does with people she knows. She didn’t know this guy. Sorry, she said. Fine, Bang Bros. said, but you’ll have to do an interracial scene then, something she doesn’t do, even with people she knows. This is a problem, said Bang Bros., but not if you have a camel toe, which she was told she didn’t.

Now what?

Does Bang Bros. honor the agreement and shoot August for another boy/girl scene?


Does Bang Bros. honor the agreement and pay August for the two agreed scenes so to cover for their stupidity in hiring someone that doesn’t fit their needs?

No. They tell her it’s her tough luck. Pack your bags.
Anyone that knows August knows she’s a ballsy chick, not one to be fucked over by half-rate porno outfits. Either pay me for the two scenes now or shoot me again, she told them. That was the deal we made before I flew 3,000 miles, that’s what I expect.

No dice.

August was pissed off, but Bang Bros. didn’t care. Why should they when the porno biz is a revolving door of dumb chicks willing to be taken advantage of? Fuck her, right?

Bang Bros. especially didn’t like how they were being told about her friendship with me and my ability to write bad shit about them if she simply asks. Upon this information, August was offered a hand job scene to help fill the $1,000 she was now out. Are you kidding? How ‘bout a blow job scene? Again, are you kidding?

August said that although Bang Bros. felt she was lacking in the camel toe department, they were thinking about shooting a white chick for their Latin series. Come again?

I’m thinking that Bang Bros. just tries to get the girls to go to Florida, instead of hiring for what they need. A dim-witted way to do business, don’t you think? Especially when it is quite easy to ask what the chick will and will not do before hiring her…

August got out of Florida without doing something she didn’t expect to do. Usually that’s standard business, but with companies like Bang Bros. many of the unexpecting women are persuaded to shed their beliefs and morals for no other reason than they’re naïve to the seediness of people too amateurish to hire the right person for the right job. I’d wager my trust fund that on more than one occasion some gal working for Bang Bros has muttered “Well, I guess so, you know, I mean I did come all the way to Florida, right?”

Kudos to August for refusing to submit to their power play.
And shame on Bang Bros. for not realizing their mistake in hiring someone not fit for their needs and refusing to compensate her for her trouble.

WHO’S DRIVING THIS BUS ANYHOW?

Everyones made mention of this PORTS DEAL that has been approved and yet Pres. Bush said he had no idea… ok, what’s wrong with that picture?

9-11, All I can picture is him sitting with a classroom of 8 year olds reading a baby book, looking baffled.

And now… ‘I had no idea’

from Yahoo News

WASHINGTON – President Bush was unaware of the pending sale of shipping operations at six major U.S. seaports to a state-owned business in the United Arab Emirates until the deal already had been approved by his administration, the White House said Wednesday.

Defending the deal anew, the administration also said that it should have briefed Congress sooner about the transaction, which has triggered a major political backlash among both Republicans and Democrats.

Bush on Tuesday brushed aside objections by leaders in the Senate and House that the $6.8 billion sale could raise risks of terrorism at American ports. In a forceful defense of his administration’s earlier approval of the deal, he pledged to veto any bill Congress might approve to block the agreement involving the sale of a British company to the Arab firm.

Dubai Port’s top American executive, chief operating officer Edward H. Bilkey, said the company will do whatever the administration asks to enhance shipping security and ensure the sale goes through. Bilkey said Wednesday he will work in Washington to persuade skeptical lawmakers they should endorse the deal. At least two Senate oversight hearings already are scheduled.

“We’re disappointed,” Bilkey told The Associated Press in an interview. “We’re going to do our best to persuade them that they jumped the gun. “The UAE is a very solid friend, as President Bush has said.”

Bush faces a rebellion from leaders of his own party, as well as from Democrats, about the deal that would put Dubai Ports in charge of major shipping operations in New York, New Jersey, Baltimore, New Orleans, Miami and Philadelphia.

While Bush has adamantly defended the deal, the White House acknowledged that he did not know about it until recently.

“He became aware of it over the last several days,” McClellan said. Asked if Bush did not know about it until it was a done deal, McClellan said, “That’s correct.” He said the matter did not rise to the presidential level, but went through a congressionally-mandated review process and was determined not to pose a national security threat.

“The president made sure to check with all the Cabinet secretaries that are part of this process, or whose agencies or departments are part of this process,” the spokesman said. “He made sure to check with them — even after this got more attention in the press, to make sure that they were comfortable with the decision that was made.”

“And every one of the Cabinet secretaries expressed that they were comfortable with this transaction being approved,” he said.

Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez, told the AP in an interview: “They are not in charge of security. We are not turning over the security of our ports. When people make statements like that you get an instant emotional reaction.”

Treasury Secretary John Snow said failure to complete the transaction would send the wrong message overseas.

“The implications of failing to approve this would be to tell the world that investments in the United States from certain parts of the world aren’t welcome,” Snow told reporters Wednesday following a speech in Connecticut to a fuel cell manufacturer. “That sends a terrible message.”

The sale’s harshest critics were not appeased.

“I will fight harder than ever for this legislation, and if it is vetoed I will fight as hard as I can to override it,” said Rep. Pete King, R-N.Y., chairman of the Homeland Security Committee. King and Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer of New York said they will introduce emergency legislation to suspend the ports deal.

McClellan dismissed any connection between the deal and David Sanborn of Virginia, a former senior DP World executive whom the White House appointed last month to be the new administrator of the Maritime Administration of the Transportation Department. Sanborn worked as DP World’s director of operations for Europe and Latin America.

“My understanding is that he has assured us that he was not involved in the negotiations to purchase this British company,” McClellan added.

“In terms of David Sanborn, he was nominated to run the Maritime Administration because of his experience and expertise,” the spokesman said. Sanborn is a graduate of the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. He is an operations professional.

Earlier, several lawmakers determined to capsize the pending sale said they would not be deterred by Bush’s veto threat.

Sen. Joseph Biden, D-Del., said the bipartisan opposition to the deal indicated “a lack of confidence in the administration” on both sides. “Sure, we have to link up with our Arab friends but … we want to see and those in Congress want to know what … safeguards are built in,” Biden said on ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

Bush’s veto threat sought to quiet a political storm that has united Republican governors and Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist of Tennessee with liberal Democrats, including New York Sens. illary Rodham Clinton and Schumer.

To assuage concerns, the administration disclosed some assurances it negotiated with Dubai Ports. It required mandatory participation in U.S. security programs to stop smuggling and detect illegal shipments of nuclear materials; roughly 33 other port companies participate in these voluntarily. The Coast Guard also said it was nearly finished inspecting Dubai Ports’ facilities in the United States.

Frist said Tuesday, before Bush’s comments, that he would introduce legislation to put the sale on hold if the White House did not delay the takeover. He said the deal raised “serious questions regarding the safety and security of our homeland.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., asked the president for a moratorium on the sale until it could be studied further.

Lawmakers from both parties have noted that some of the Sept. 11 hijackers used the United Arab Emirates as an operational and financial base. In addition, critics contend the UAE was an important transfer point for shipments of smuggled nuclear components sent to North Korea and Libya by a Pakistani scientist.

THIS IS WHY IO LOVE XPT!!

TMFR Posts:

I really do love the XPT boards cuz they’re funny as shit!
I don’t like the fact that you can create 20 fake names and have conversations with yourself, because people use my name there all the time. Plus people hate on me, oh well!

BUT, this thread about Tawny and Mary Carey cracks me up!

As seen on lukeisback, I wish he had more. God do they look torn up, its actually sad because in her early days tawny was quite stroke worthy despite her poor posture (i judge porn girls on posture now, jesus, i need to quit the board and join gen changing bed pans and feeding soft foods to the elderly cancer patients)

Disturbing, theres very little in this picture (apart from the obvious) yet theres still so many things wrong with it, starting with what looks like a skin bra near mary careys tit to what seems to be a cross between depressed and cautious look on tawny roberts face, but the thing thats most disturbing is how dark the bath water is, i know mary urinates on her mans clothes as a sign of affection it looks like she takes dumps in the bath with her woman to do the same, she has the same capabilities to share emotions as all zoo animals with disposable thumbs.

Shes just nasty. Remember when she was considered the hottest thing in porn during the brief window of insanity period.

If you could have a top 10 google search of males aged between 18-35 minds this would probably rank around 8.

Forget the fact that mary carey looks 50 in this picture and focus in on tawny’s bright eye burning shine, when i first saw this picture i had an instant flash back to die hard two, a movie i haven’t seen since at least 95 but the scene where the terrorists shut off the lights on the tar mack forcing the plane to crash and how helpful tawnys passed out, lifeless body would’ve been at that moment, he wouldn’t even need to wake her up, he could just wheel her out and lay her across the tarmac saving thousands of extras lives, who knows monster could’ve been on one of the planes.

Dear lord, im sensing a theme, booze, the color pink and attempting to look like tara reid.

Its just painful to look at, dating mary carey is the porn stars version of an e true hollywood story, its rock bottom. Tawnys fucked up her face, theres no reason for anyone under 30 to get botox, and her teeth and lips are absurd.

Taken moments before a stomach pump im sure. how didn’t this relationship last?.

NEU WAVEHOOKERS REVIEW

Title: Neu Wave HookersCast: Dana De Armond, Felix Vicious, Joanna Angel, Justine Jolie, Nyomi Zen, Riley Mason, Sierra Sinn, Tiger, Tommy Pistol, Dirty Harry, James Deen, Kurt Lockwood

Company:
VCA

Director:
Eon McKai

        The original New Wave Hookers was established in 1985 by the infamous Dark Brothers. The movie put the brothers on the lips of everyone in and outside the adult business. To this day, Greg Dark is still working steadily doing music videos among other things. New Wave Hookers also gained much attention due to the fact of one Miss Traci Lords, who was later revealed to be underage in some of her films.
Twenty-plus years later, the legacy continues as punk-porn director and recent Vivid signé Eon McKai throws his preverbal hat into the ring of remaking this porn cult classic.
McKai takes New Wave Hookers under his wing and makes it Neu Wave Hookers with a slightly altered concept. In the new version, McKai uses a collection of girls who find the original video at a garage sale of all places and take it home to watch in between their trick turning time. I like how McKai flipped the male to female perspective here from the original film. To pull that off, he has a wonderful and talented cast of girls headed by the strong performances of Joanna Angel, Justine Jolie and Riley Mason.
The sex of course is thrilling throughout. I could watch Joanna Angel all day and not get bored, but the entire cast is exceptional with their oral, vaginal and anal skills throughout the film. The hookers are complemented by eager studs that really play off the girls to give Neu Wave Hookers a heated, yet fun chemistry about it.
McKai has taken his fair share of jabs for his film making, me included (ahem, Kill girl Kill 2, sorry Eon.) With Neu Wave Hookers, McKai completely redeems himself and clears any heads that had foggy thoughts about his film making ability. I think with Eon, he came out of the gate strong with Art School Sluts and everyone wanted that film or better with his next releases. We all know not many directors have a smash hit with every release. So cut McKai some slack. Even I should have heeded that advice.
The packaging for Neu Wave Hookers is superior. You get a three-disc set with Neu Wave Hookers and New Wave Hookers (the 1985 original) plus a bonus disc containing an abundant amount of extras. The cover art is also striking and really grabs your eye. This alone is a nice selling point.
Neu Wave Hookers had a lot of hype going in and it is up to you, the viewer to see if that promotion machine is justifiable. Call it “alt-porn,” “punk-porn,” or whatever you want. It is obviously not for everyone, but for the ones who do “get it” they can tap into a future classic with Neu Wave Hookers.

 

 

WAY TO GO KID ROCK

I hope everyone sees the light now.

Remember when the Paris tape first came out, and the scenes were on the internet? It was so taboo, she felt so violated, ‘oh my god you’ve violated my privacy!’. I hope EVERYONE in this stratosphere can now see her for what she is.

Paris Hilton is every bit a whore as Ariana Jolie, Ashley Blue and every other pornstar/hooker that takes cash for sex.

NEWS NOTE: PARIS DIDN’T FIGHT THE RELEASE OF THE TAPE BECAUSE SHE WANTED IT RELEASED SO SHE COULD BANK ALL THAT CASH!!!

Notice KID ROCK had his lawyers in court and got an injunction filed successfully against Red Light not even a week after the sex tape was announced and started running on RLD’s website.

What did Pamela Anderson do last yeat to Metro Interactive after she found out a european based company sold a second video to Metro? She stuffed a lawsuit so far up Metro’s ass the video was pulled at once. Sure she wanted the first one released, both her and Tommy signed off on it and reaped the financial benefits! But she was young and dumb! Now she’s a fulltime mother and cares about her public persona… so she wouldn’t ‘allow’ this one.

So each time you see Paris on a runway in Paris, at a big event, fashion show, etc… know that you’re looking at a whore.