AND WHO SAID PORNO CHICKS CAN’T CUT AND PASTE DEAD GUY POEMS?

Porno Chick Trinity posts on MySpace:

I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You
Current mood: contemplative

I do not love you except because I love you;
I go from loving to not loving you,
From waiting to not waiting for you
My heart moves from cold to fire.

I love you only because it’s you the one I love;
I hate you deeply, and hating you
Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you
Is that I do not see you but love you blindly.

Maybe January light will consume
My heart with its cruel
Ray, stealing my key to true calm.

In this part of the story I am the one who
Dies, the only one, and I will die of love because I love you,
Because I love you, Love, in fire and blood.

Pablo Neruda
(1904-1973)

NEW WRITER AT LUKEFORD.COM??

Found In Fayner’s MySpace.com Inbox: I finally remembered to get around to write and send this…so excuse it for being perhaps outdated…

Since Scott Fayner has died for the third time…at least…and Not Fayner is filling in…was it serious when the question was asked, "anyone wanna be the new writer?"

I suspect Fayner will just return from the dead and continue to kick ass at LF…but if there was an ounce of opportunity and authenticy in asking for people to write for Lukeford.com in any capacity I would jump at it.

All I do is model on rare occasions (now pretty much a retired mainstream and adult model) so I have the free time to research and write.

I’m cocky enough to think that I could actually write for the amazing Lukeford.com. I love porn, I live porn, I know porn. I don’t live in the Valley so I will be fearless in my gossip distribution because I will never run into anyone.

And if these kinds of things matter…I have written for legitimate (albeit a bit podunk) newspapers.

Let me know.

Not Fayner Replies: I will send this along to the big-wigs and see what they have to say about allowing you to ruin your life by writing for this web site. Okay? Now leave me alone.

WE GET THE CRAZIEST EMAILS

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1)   Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.

Do not keep thi s letter. Do not send money just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh

PORN BAD. NO PORN GOOD.

The industry’s VIPs mingle at political galas and Super Bowl parties. Their product is available on mobile phones, podcasts, and particularly the internet – there it is an attraction like no other, patronised by tens of millions of Americans.

It is pornography. And if you are a consumer, John Harmer thinks you are damaging your brain.

Harmer is part of a cadre of anti-porn activists seeking new tactics to fight an unprecedented deluge of porn which they see as wrecking countless marriages and warping human sexuality. They are urging federal prosecutors to pursue more obscenity cases and raising funds for high-tech brain research that they hope will fuel lawsuits against porn magnates.
"We don’t think it’s a lost cause," said Harmer, a Utah-based auto executive and former politician who’s been fighting porn for 
40 years.

"It’s the most profitable industry in the world," he said. "But I’m convinced we’ll demonstrate in the not-too-distant future the actual physical harm that pornography causes and hold them financially accountable. That could be the straw that breaks their back."

The activists’ adversary is a sprawling industry that, by some counts, offers more than four million porn sites on the internet, that in the United States alone is estimated to be worth $US12 billion ($A16.79 billion) a year. A tracking firm, comScore Media Metrix, says about 40 per cent of internet users in the United States visit adult sites each month.

Porn products are featured at popular sex expositions and retail chains such as Hustler Hollywood. Major hotels provide in-room porn, and adult film stars are now mainstream celebrities. Mary Carey attended a VIP Republican fundraiser in Washington in mid-March; Jenna Jameson’s How to Make Love Like a Porn Star hit the best-seller lists and she hosted a racy pre-Super Bowl party in Detroit in February.

As much as there is national consensus on the evils of child pornography, there is none whatever on porn featuring adults and marketed to them. It is more pervasive than ever, yet activists and experts disagree bitterly over the extent of harm it causes.

"The form of entertainment is no problem," said Paul Cambria, general counsel for the porn industry’s Adult Freedom Foundation. "There are individuals who are going to react abnormally to normal material, but it’s not a problem for the average person."

For every couple driven apart by porn, there are others whose relationship is enlivened, Cambria argued. He dismissed contentions that porn is highly addictive or brain-damaging.

"Some people lie about it," Cambria said. "It’s their way of excusing personally unacceptable conduct – ‘It wasn’t me, it was porn’."

Such attitudes infuriate experts on the other side who say online porn is as addictive as crack cocaine.

"The internet is the perfect delivery system for anti-social behaviour – it’s free, it’s piped into your house," said Mary Anne Layden, a psychologist and addiction expert at the University of Pennsylvania. "Internet porn is probably the biggest miseducation system we can devise in terms of sexuality, misuse of women."

She says many of her patients, rather than improving their sex lives with porn, suffer sexual dysfunction.

Interest in porn is age-old and normal, says psychologist David Greenfield of West Hartford, Connecticut, an expert on internet behaviours, but it can become a destructive obsession for a minority who indulge in it at the expense of healthy relationships. Easy availability is part of the issue.

"It’s not your father’s porn," he said. "With little or no effort, as long as you have a computer, you can access some of the most stimulating content on the planet. There’s no delay, no person watching. It’s designed to very quickly get to a point where you’re not in full control."

He estimates that for up to 10 per cent of porn users, relationships suffer – with many husbands spending so much time online that they cease to have sex with their wives.

Divorce lawyers report that porn use is an increasingly common factor in marriage breakups: It can cause immense pain when a wife discovers her husband’s porn habit.

"I compare it to your house burning down," said Laurie Hall, who divorced her husband after writing a book called An Affair of the Mind, about his 20-year obsession with porn.

"It destroys your sense of personhood when you bring all that you are into a relationship and someone chooses to ignore that," she said. "It eats away at the heart of the family."

Across America, compulsive porn use has spawned hundreds of support groups, treatment programs and web sites where heartbroken spouses – mostly wives – swap stories of their mates’ obsessions.

Polls suggest most Americans believe porn should be off-limits to minors and available legally for adults. But groups such as Morality in Media think the public favours tougher enforcement of obscenity laws against hard-core porn; it operates a web site that forwards obscenity complaints to federal officials.

"We’re not going to get rid of all of it, but we can push it back into the gutter as far as humanly possible," said Morality in Media president Robert Peters, a Dartmouth-educated attorney who struggled in his 20s to kick a porn habit that started in grade school.

"It was hell," said Peters, recalling a six-year stretch where he regularly visited porn outlets on New York’s 42nd Street. "It’s a very hard habit to break."

Mark Laaser of Eden Prairie, Minnesota, says he frequently sought out pornography and engaged in extramarital sex for more than 20 years, starting in college and continuing through a career as pastor and counsellor. He now runs workshops, and consults with church congregations on the issue.

"I’ve seen the damage it does to marriages, to families," he said.
Though he stressed the need for individual willpower, Laaser also faulted the porn industry for employing aggressive online technologies that "besiege you."

"Sometimes it’s not a matter of free will," he said. "It’s a matter of invasion."

Another self-described former addict is Phil Burress, head of a Cincinnati-based conservative group called Citizens for Community Values.

Like many conservatives, he had hopes that the Bush administration would reverse Clinton White House policy and step up prosecutions of adult-porn obscenity cases as well as child porn cases. Thus far, Burress is disappointed.

"Five years into this administration, they get an F," a failing grade, he said.

Still, Burress is encouraged by the recent formation of an FBI anti-obscenity squad and the appointment of Brent Ward, a former US attorney who combated porn in Utah, to head an obscenity prosecution task force.

The Justice Department defends its record, saying it has indicted dozens of people on obscenity charges since 2001 and suggesting the pace will increase. But with a vast array of potential targets, and many other priorities, prosecutors must choose their battles carefully.

One pending case involves obscenity charges against a California couple whose company sold pornographic videos depicting simulated rape and murder. The charges carry a maximum penalty of 50 years in prison plus $US7.5 million ($A10.49 million) in fines.

The bottom line, perhaps, is that each side in the debate can make points that seem unassailable.

"Everyone agrees that tens of millions of Americans consume porn. … ministers, PTA members, policemen, teachers, soldiers, dentists and Boy Scout leaders," argues California sex therapist Marty Klein. "The overwhelming majority of them don’t rape strangers or emotionally abandon their wives."

But Layden, the Penn addiction expert, refuses to see porn as mostly harmless.

"When I ask men who are sex addicts if they would want their wife or daughter to be in porn, 100 per cent say, ‘No’," she said. "They want it to be somebody else’s wife or daughter. They know this material is damaging."

– AP

MY JEW SENSE

Fayner Posts From Beyond The Grave: If you’re so stupid that you don’t get this play on the common phrase “My Two Cents” then I implore to go away ‘cause you must be really really dumb and everyone knows we at LukeFord.com only tolerate people who are really dumb, not really really dumb. Okay?

Here’s something that pisses me off that caught my eye while scrolling through Luke’s Site. It’s a story about Wicked Pictures director David Stanley and what he had to say about my friend Ashley Blue and her movies. Here’s what he said :

ASHLEY BLUE IS A —-ING BITCH WITH NO DAMM IDEAL HOW TO MAKE GOOD PORN! HAVE YOU WATCHED ANY LESBIAN BUKKAKE VIDEOS?? THEY SUCK! TERRIBLE ACTING, TERRIBLE DIRECTING, THERES NO PLOTS, NO REAL SQUIRTING..JUST MINDLESS BORING 5 MINUTE JACK-OFF SEQUENCES THEN COMES THE MIRACLE WATERSPOUTS FOLLOWED BY FAKE MOANING , AND NO STRAP-ON TOYS WHATSOEVER! IS THIS THE KIND OF PORN YOU PEOPLE WANNA CONTINUE TO SEE? TO BUY? TO SUPPORT?? GIVE ME A —-ING BREAK! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEAK UP AGAINST THIS KIND OF INJUSTICE! I WILL COME BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN…THIS IS ONE INJUSTICE I WILL NEVER LET GO! CHANGE LESBIAN BUKKAKE! GOT IT?

Fayner Continues From Beyond The Grave: First off, I believe I have more right to comment on David Stanley as I portrayed him some years back in a flick he did for Vivid called "Pretty Girl" starring Ashley Blue. David was so fucking in love with Ashley at the time that I found myself quite ill just watching him act like a damn faggot. What was worse was that I had to play him act like a damn faggot.

Do me a favor and go back and watch any one of the Vivid movies David did for the company while under contract. He was a weeping sack of shit, a pathetic bundle of creepy infatuation over a chick who didn’t respond to puppy dog eyes and shit like that.

And for him to say that Ashley has no idea how to make good porno finds even this dead man chuckling out loud…something Satan dislikes a great deal.

How can a man who made every single movie about a loser who doesn’t get the girl say anything negative about anyone else’s product?

And I ask all of you?  IS THIS THE KIND OF PORN YOU PEOPLE WANNA CONTINUE TO SEE? TO BUY? TO SUPPORT?? GIVE ME A —-ING BREAK! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEAK UP AGAINST THIS KIND OF INJUSTICE! I WILL COME BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN…THIS IS ONE INJUSTICE I WILL NEVER LET GO!

Only when you do quality work can you comment on others. So fuck off David Stanley ’cause even if Ashley chooses to have naked retards shoving ham bones up each other’s asses for the whole hour and a half it’ll be a hell of a lot better than the crap you call quality porno.

AUNT KAREN

Taylor Rain posts:

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment… Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.

One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"What’s the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market.

We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane was hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn’t break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the f#ck away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking".