Hey Fayner,Read your bit about SLLAB and Eddie Van Halen. While it would be totally cool if it were really the case, I’m afraid that your eagerness has caused you to overlook something really basic.

For years now, there’s been a site called Black & Blue USA, run by Jay Moyes & Lady Bastette and detailing the various fetish and BDSM goings-on around the country. I believe that Black & Blue Media is simply an extension of that site, with Sherry & Jay working the “brand extension” angle.

Nice try, though!

Fayner Says: It was a nice try. My eagerness has caused me o overlook something really basic for years now.

I still think Eddie Van Halen is part of the company. So fuck off, okay?


TMFR Posts: So the other day I posted some photos of Nate Dawg aka Winston Burbank and his massive member. I told people if they wanted to use him as talent to call me cuz I’m officially his landlord and agent. Ok it was sort of a joke. But my phone and email have been blowin up with requests for this budding young stud with a kickstand for a cock. And all of a sudden I started getting emails from chicks saying, “Hey TMFR will you represent me too.”

SO, what the hell, I’m an agent now. I’m retired from performing, so I have time to do that shit! SO last night Kelly Erikson and I got to talkin about it and YA SURE lets start our own agency! We even sent someone to get the paperwork to be a licensed and bonded agent. WOW, 2 retired pornchicks looking to do something to keep them busy. So as of last night “The Modeling Matrix” was founded.

We need to be licensed and bonded to take care of Nates wheenie!!! Did anyone ever see the video of me putting Nates dick in a hotdog bun with ketchup and mustard???

Ok, so seriously, if you’re talent and would like to be represented by Taylor Rain and Kelly Erikson just send me an email to and I’ll call you. Send me some pics too and Kelly and I will arrange to meet up with you and start getting you work.

Who better to do this??? Kelly Erikson and me have been in porn for 5 years all together and we know everyone. We know every director, we know all the studios, we know company owners, we know mainstream people as well, we know all the magazines and OH YA we have the incredible publicity machine called LUKEFORD. Between the two of us we can pick up the phone and get anyone we represent work. AND WE WON’T MAKE YOU CRY AND WE WON’T CASH YOUR CHECKS AND WE WON’T STICK OUR HANDS IN EVERYONE POCKET!!!

Like I said, Kelly and I know how to hustle, we know all the right people. So, if your talent or want to be talent, just email me and we’ll hook you up!!



Who’s The Toughest Agent?

Without a doubt, it is Derek Hay, owner of LA Direct Models. He makes more porn girls cry than any other agent. And it is precisely this quality that both producers and talent love.

Because his talent fears him, Derek gets them to show up to sets on time and to give 100%. Producers obviously adore an agent who can do this. And flakey porn girls respect a man who can keep them in line. If a porn girl is unreliable or alcoholic or drug-addicted, there’s probably no agent who’s more likely to whip her into shape (and make her money) than Derek.

Many porn girls want a man who will take charge of their life. That man is Derek Hay. They fear him. They obey him. They make more money because of him. What’s not to love?

Bandit posts………… Wow, what a tough guy, what a man. Girls fear him? It takes a special kind of man to bully girls, to make girls cry, how intimidating. Tell ya what though, if I ever saw him I’d take a chunk out of his leg and have him cryin like a bitch, tough guy. Tough on women, but a bitch to a pitbull!


Trantastic starring Cindy Crawford, Roxy Jezel, Deja Daire, Cytherea, Dana Vespoli and a bunch of chicks with dicks ships February 14th!

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Big Tit Whores with Eve Laurence, Havana Ginger, Bailey, Missy Monoe, Jada Fire, and Davia Ardell ships January 31st.

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In the Pink directed by Taylor Rain and starring Sativa Rose, Kelly Taylor, Roxy Jezel, Nadia Hilton, Saana and Estelle ships this week!!!

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Direty Dykes directed by Aurora Snow starring Paola Rey, Bobbi Blair, Tory Lane, Vanessa Lane, Cindy Crawford, Deja Daire and a slew of other hot lesbians ships February 7th.

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I just MOVED permanently to Los Angeles area and I’m looking for any ADULT or mainstream offer.

I am in perfect shape and have NO scars, NO tattoos, No blemishes.
I am easy to work with and shooters say my acting is very good.
They also seem to say that I look better in person.

I did a lot of mainstream modeling & autograph shows the last 7 months
plus lived in Detroit so I haven’t shot many adult movies.

I’m always in perfect shape and do the following. – A Link to 200 pic portfolio of me

boy / girl
boy / boy / girl
girl / girl
cream pie
facial ( no swallow )

Dimensions : Lori Lust
34D – 24 – 33
26 years old
5′ 4 ”
size 5 dress – size 7 shoe
blond & green eyed

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4 pictures attached to this email. All recent pics


For the second time in less than a week, an Amazing porn shop north of Boston has burned to ashes, too hot for even firefighters to handle.


The chain of sizzling sex toy and va-va-voom video superstores, where fans frolic with their favorite X-rated stars, may be victims of nothing more than bad luck.


“I’ve been in this job long enough to know there are times when there are coincidences,” state Fire Marshal Stephen Coan said yesterday after the Amazing Superstore on Route 1 north in Peabody went up in smoke less than 12 miles from where, on Jan. 16, fire reduced the Amazing video store on Main Street in Reading to rubble.


The cause of the Peabody fire, which erupted in the smut mart around 3:30 a.m. and so engulfed the single-story brick structure that the roof caved in, remained under investigation late yesterday. The Reading inferno, which also broke out in the early morning hours, has been attributed to electrical problems.


“There is no indication I can give at this time of linkage between the two,” Coan said.


An employee at a third Amazing locale said the company has not issued any statement to staff expressing concern.


“I could play conspiracy theory,” the employee said, “but I’m hoping it’s over.”


Peabody Deputy Fire Chief James Coughlin said yesterday’s three-alarm blaze just feet from Route 1 was so intense that firefighters “went right into defensive mode” to save two other businesses: World Class Billiards and the Misono Japanese and Sushi Restaurant.


“When I arrived, there was heavy, heavy smoke,” Coughlin said. “You could barely see the building.”


Asked if rescue crews were able to save any Amazing merchandise, Coughlin said, “I was never a customer, so I don’t know what would have been worth salvaging. But, there was nothing left. Everything was incinerated.”

(has ANYONE picked up on the fact that these stores are OWNED by Metro boss Kenny Guarino????……. hmmmmmmm, has ANYONE started putting anything together here??????????)


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Fayner Posts: I had been hearing rumblings regarding the amazing Eddie Van Halen’s financial ties to new porno company SLLAB (BALLS backwards). Needing to now everything about VH I sent an email asking about this.

“Good to hear from you. Don’t know who your sources are, but the only “involvement” that Ed has is in being a friend of Frank Castle’s” wrote PR peson Sherry of Black and Blue Media.

I was sold until I read the name Black and Blue Media.

You see, Van Halen (Hagar) had a song titled Black and Blue.

So what I first believed was a rumor is now pretty much a fact to me. Hearing that EVH put cash into the company plus one of his song titles being used as a sister company is too much of a coincidence for me to just think what she said.

I want to start shooting for SLLAB.

Does Robert Lobard know anything about this?


Fayner Posts: I’ve decided to write some nice things about Craven ’cause he’s a good person. Sure, he puts guns to his animals’ heads as publicity photos, but he’s worked hard and paid his dues and knows how to party with the best of them.

I saw this movie cover in the latest AVN and thought how great and dirty Brit looks. Plus he got Danzig to join the soundtrack and that is cooler than not getting Danzig on the soundtrack.

Check out the new web site for the flick. It’s fucking cool.

So cool in fact that we are overlooking how at the NAMM show when I ran into an old friend who happens to love porno and I asked Craven for one of the DVDs he had brought for a no-show Shavo of SOAD and he said that he gave them to Poision’s Rikki Rockitt.

The Movie’s site is