NEW ADDITION TO THE LUKEFORD STAFF

Deer Lukeforddotcomm,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the intanet paper on the puter screne. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Lukeford.com  response:……
Dear Peggy May,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check

ON THE SET OF HORNY HOLIDAYS

TITLE: HORNY HOLIDAY
DIRECTOR: VINCENT VOSS
PRODUCTION COMPANY: DEFIANCE FILMS
RELEASE DATE:
NOVEMBER 29, 2005
STARRING:
TAYLOR RAIN, LAUREN PHOENIX, EVE LAURENCE, DAVIA ARDELL, SANDRA ROMAIN, TYLER FAITH, TIFFANI DIGIVANNI, BRIAN SUREWOOD, KURT LOCKWOOD, TRENT SOLURI, LEE STONE


Lauren PhoenixTaylor RainLauren Phoenix & Brian SurewoodSandra RomainDavia ArdellEve LaurenceTiffani DiGivanniTyler FaithElf Kurt LockwoodTrent Tesoro & Vincent Mike Voss AdamsLauren PhoenixPhotographer Todd Todd waiting on a check – Lauren PhoenixTodd Todd waiting on a checkMakeup Artist Dan Frey & Lauren Phoenix’s AssElf LockwoodDan Frey and BJ Seeking PM FinchBrian SurewoodSurewoods Medicinal FixBrian SurewoodSandra RomainDavia ArdellDavia Ardell & Todd ToddAnthony HardwoodTiffani DiGivanniTiffani DiGivanniEve LaurenceLee Stone & Tiffani DiGivanniTyler FaithLee Stone in TightsTyler Faiths KnockersTiffani DiGivanni Wrapped UpTiffani DiGivanni Unwrapped –  Finch Still Looking for a BJSet Building 101Defiance Films Elementary SchoolHalf of Tiffani DiGivanniGene Ross demanding lunchLee Stone in Tights and Tyler FaithTiffani DiGivanni on the phone with Larry FlyntTaylor RainTaylor Rain & Lee StoneShower GirlBrian Surewood & GuestGene Ross writing down his lunch orderLauren Phoenix & a poleSandra Romain stuffedDavia Ardell analEve Laurence being drilled with the OK of Vincent Michael Voss AdamsMidget & Taylor RainTaylor Rain and a microphoneTyler Faith & Tiffani DiGivanni with Lee StoneTyler Faith & Tiffani DiGivanni share a cock

RISING STAR OF THE WEEK – JESSI

She’s only 18, she’s cute, she’s sexy and she has a GREAT attitude!!! Meet JESSI SUMMERS, represented by Tim over at Naughty Talent.

This girl has the potential to be a huge star!!!

On the set of her first movie shot by Defiance Films, Jessi actually gave director Vincent Voss a raging HARD ON!!!!

To book Jessi, call Tim at Naughty Talent at 818-917-7864 or visit the website at www.naughtytalent.com.

More photos of JESSI SUMMERS courtesy of Defiance Films, don’t miss Jessi in her first ever video releasing in December from Defiance Films… Jessi teams up with Daisy for a hot 3 way with Alex Sanders in Pretty Girl Desires.

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GOSSIP I FORGOT ABOUT BUT NOW REMEMBER

AND IT’S IN REFERENCE TO…HUSTLER!

Fayner Posts: Anyone who knows me knows I usually steer clear of saying anything about Hustler/LFP/Larry Flynt that could be construed as negative in any way shape or form. I still remain on decent terms with nearly all my former superiors, even the much-badgered Bruce David, with the sole belief that those who have been good to me shall receive the same in return. That and the fact that messing with Larry Flynt scares the piss out of me.

This story follows my usual treatment towards the company.

It was some time ago, in the last year I’m guessing, and I found myself one day in the vicinity of my old stomping ground, namely the LFP building. So I parked my car, and walked up to the entrance with my dog to say hello to some people I know who were out there having a smoke during lunch. I can’t remember who was out there, but I struck up a pointless conversation to kill some time.

Someone approaches, says that there is a guy taking pictures of all of you from across the street.

We look. A familiar face appears from the shadows. Well, I’d say it was more like a familiar blue shirt the man was wearing that triggered me to figure out that it was recently-fired-and same-blue-shirt-everyday-wearing-Hustler magazine staffer Mike Allen, holding a camera and taking photos in our direction.

At that point I decided to vacate the area, remembering clearly that the last time I was out there and pictures were being taken they included one Max Hardcore and a then-unknown Catalina pissing on the sidewalk. I wanted no part of it then, and the same went for this time.

I never wondered what it was all about until today when out of the blue I experienced a flashback about it. Now I wonder what the freak had in mind. Tomorrow I’ll forget about it again. Hopefully forever.

[ED NOTE: No company tattler, snitch or loose-lipped staffer played a part in this story. That’s TheRealLukeFord’s territory and I’m keeping my distance. Carry on.]

AND YET ANOTHER EPISODE OF…

 

TODAY’S STATES AND SOME PORNO FOLK WHO CALL THEM HOME

 

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: ASHTON MOORE, SOPHIA, STEVIE NICKS (WHO IS NOT A PORN STAR BUT NONETHELESS PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN MANY MALE SEXUAL FANTASIES…IN ADDITION TO BEING FAYNER’S ARTISTIC INSPIRATION) AND TIFFANY MASON/TAYA

 

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: JONNI DARKKO, HILLARY SCOTT, GINGER LYNN, DEVON MICHAELS AND CALLI COX

 

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: KELLY KLINE, TYLER DURDEN, ASHLYN GERE, DALE "THE BODY" DABONE AND BROOKE BALENTYNE (CENTER) (thanks to AVN’s Peter Warren)

JUST LAUNCHED…

INTRODUCING WWW.JONNIDARKKOXXX.COM  

 WHERE STIMULATING VISUALS SUCH AS THESE AWAIT YOU

JOIN BEFORE YOUR BALLS SHRIVEL UP AND YOU’RE DRIVING AROUND IN YOUR GOLF CART AT SOME FLORIDA RETIREMENT VILLAGE CURSING THE DAY YOU MEANT TO JOIN BUT WERE TOO GOOFED-UP ON HOUSEHOLD CLEANERS TO MANEUVER THE TELEPHONE PROPERLY.

EITHER THAT OR JUST USE MY USERNAME AND PASSWORD

PASSWORD: FAYNER

USERNAME: VANHALEN1984

AND REMEMBER, YOU DIDN’T GET IT FROM ME

JAPANESE COUPLES DEFENSE TO CHARGES OF ABDUCTING 13-YEAR-OLD RUNAWAY AND FILMING HER IN OBSCENE ACT: “WE DID NOT INTEND TO KIDNAP THAT GIRL!”

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/ A suburban Tokyo couple have been arrested after they abducted a 13-year-old runaway and showed her pornographic movies, police said.

Arrested for abduction with intent to profit, indecent assault and illegal confinement were Yuji Kuwashima, 39, and his wife, Namiko, 30, from the Tokyo suburb of Hachioji.

The Kuwashimas admit to being with the girl, but deny some of the allegations against them.

"We did not intend to kidnap her," one of the Kuwashimas told the police.

Police said the Kuwashimas came in touch with the girl from Gifu Prefecture when she posted a message on an Internet site saying that she wanted to run away from home.

On Sept. 23, the Kuwashimas met the girl in Gifu, telling her that they would buy her some clothes and took her into their car, police said, adding that they kept the girl in the vehicle as they drove around for about one hour.

Police said that the couple filmed her as she was forced to do obscene act.

Later that same day, the couple released the girl in a Hachioji parking lot and she raced to a nearby police box to seek help, police said. (Mainichi)

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN READ JAPANESE…

少女監禁:中2少女を誘拐し、わいせつ行為 2人逮捕

 インターネットの掲示板に「家出したい」と書き込んだ少女を誘拐し、わいせつな行為をしたとして、警視庁捜査1課と八王子署は12日、東京都八王子市大和田町7、会社員、桑島雄二容疑者(39)と妻の奈美子容疑者(30)を営利目的誘拐と監禁、強制わいせつの容疑で逮捕した。

 調べでは、桑島容疑者らは9月23日午前10時半ごろ、岐阜県に住む中学2年生の少女(13)を同県内の待ち合わせ場所に呼び出し、「服を買ってあげる」などと誘い、乗用車で自宅に連れ込み約1時間監禁した。その間、わいせつな行為をビデオで撮影するなどした疑い。少女は同日午後、八王子市内の地下駐車場で2人から解放され、交番に駆け込んだ。2人は「誘拐したつもりはない」などと容疑を一部否認している。