READER RESPONSE: “MICHAEL M IS A FUCKTARD!”

Dear Coke-vacuum, When I first read your post about 9/11, I was really tempted to email you. ( mostly to call you a whiney bitch for crying during a Natl. Geographic special ). But I decided against it when I realized A) I actually agreed with most of what you said, and B) my hatred of you is rooted primarily in envy of any man who spends his days and nights chin-deep in drugs and pussy. However, after reading Michael M’s conservative tirade, I felt compelled to respond. It reminded me once again of the average American’s supernatural capacity for self-delusion.

First of all, 9/11 was indeed tragic, but it was also inevitable. It wasnt Bush’s fault. It wasnt Clinton’s fault. And it wasn’t the result of flawed intelligence gathering. 9/11 was an attack by one or more terror networks, carried out with the indirect support of several 3rd world countries that have each, in their own way, been brutally assfucked by the US and its puppet states. I’m not saying we deserved it. I’m saying we’ve been asking for it.
Secondly, the invasion of Iraq is completely unrelated to the attacks on 9/11. Except, of course, for the obvious fact that Bush would like you to believe it’s related. Although I’m sure there were some terror cells working out of Iraq before the war, they were a fraction of the terror activity being conducted there now. And for that matter, a fraction of the terrorists operating out of the good ol’ USA. Saddam was no radical Islamic fundamentalist. He was nothing more than a power-hungry, secular tyrannt. And although he was a brutal dictator, to try to justify the war by claiming he killed more Iraqis than we have, is the weakest kind of bullshit rationalization. Michael M probably thinks slavery was justified because ‘at least the slaves were clothed and fed’, and so much better off than the destitute savages left back in famine ravaged Africa..?.
Finally, I’m sick to death of hearing pseudo-patriots crow about how the troops in Iraq are “fighting for our freedom”. Excuse me? The troops in Iraq aren’t fighting for my freedom. They’re fighting to advance the economic interests of George W and the corporate svengalis that put him in office. Saddam Hussein wasn’t nearly as big a threat to American freedom as John Ashcroft was or his mini-me Alberto Gonzales. It’s ironic to me that the same wingnuts that prattle on about honoring the soldiers that “gave us our freedom”, are so willing to sign away that very freedom when it’s threatened by covert attacks like 2257. 2257 isn’t about anything so noble as “protecting children”. It’s simply another hamfisted attempt by the Morality Police to drive the porn business into bankruptcy by miring it in legal entanglements. As for Michael M’s closing statement: “…we are all supposed to be one nation, together the last I checked.” I can only respond by asking, since when? Disagreeing with the president and his “precious office” is the right and privelege of every American. But maybe he was confused? Maybe he was thinking of Nazi Germany?
And that’s all I have to say about that. Now gimme some titties.
~ Will M.

ps.
If I’d known about the deal you had with TMFR, I woulda killed that fucking dog myself. Pussy-pink background color notwithstanding, I still love the site.
Wow, I can’t believe I got through this whole email without making any Jew jokes. I must be getting soft.
peace nigga!

IT’S MY LIFE!

MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT ON A ROMANTIC BALLIN’ CRUISE. WE ATE DINNER LIKE TRUE BALLERS EAT. STEAK AND LOBSTER MUTHA FUCKERS! JEALOUS YET? ALRIGHT I WILL STOP TALKING LIKE IM BLACK. MY BAD! I WAS WATCHING THE MTV MOVIES AWARDS! ITS ALL ABOUT DIDDY! THAT’S HIS NEW NAME. Lane IF YOU ASK ME! BACK TO THE CRUISE! ALL YOU DO IS DRINK, SMOKE HERB, EAT LIKE KINGS, AND LAY OUT BY THE POOL OR BY CRYSTAL CLEAR BEACHES. OUR LA BEACHES FUCKIN’ SUCK. WE PULLED INTO LB PORT THIS MORNING AND THE WATER WAS BLACK AND BROWN. IT WAS NASTY! WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME AND I WOULD DEFINITELY RECOMMEND IT TO COUPLES ONLY, FUCK THE FAMILIES WITH THERE FIVE BRATTY KIDS! MORE STORIES WILL BE TOLD THROUGHOUT THE WEEK ABOUT MY TRIP. I WAS SO DRUNK AND HIGH IT WAS A BIG BLUR TO ME! GIVE ME A COUPLE DAYS. I HAVE PICTURES THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN’T SEE. ITS MY LIFE!

TMFR
OWNER, EDITOR AND WRITER

STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB

Before I left to mexico I directed my third movie for defiance films. The normal, gonzo, 5 scenes, start at 8am, all girls got cream in there assholes. Its was a great fuckin day.

First scene, tory lane and her hubby rick shameless.   She was on time, before her call time.  That was cool! Got her in makeup by 8:10am. Right on shedule. Got her in wardrobe and right out to pretty girls and bts. Then hubby shows up! I say “Sweet lets shoot some fuckin porn”. THINK NOT! Yup that’s right shameless couldn’t get his dick hard. When you have a normal job and your good at it stick with it! That mutha fucker wasted the first three important hours out of my day and my crew. fuck you shameless and Lane. Tory is AWESOME and has always done awesome scenes, but i hope she realizes her husband is going to wreck her career for sure. When she left she didn’t even say goodby, i was kinda mad and pissed at that but now i think it was because she was embarassed by limp dick and just wanted to high tail it out of there.

So I did some research on tory. I was very interesting too because the first thought comes to mind when you first meet her is WHORE (and i guess i mean that in a good way because at least she’s honest about it)! She might as well tattoo WHORE on her forehead because that is what she is. I have PROOF! HOLLA!

Before she tried to do her scene with her Lane hubby she did a little interview for me. Thanks tory if you read this! Makes for great gossip!

 

Interview with torri Lane and Jason silver:

She has here coffee, cig, and tit hangin out of her bra.

Jason: what’s up?
Lane: chillin
Lane: got my COFFEE AND MY CIGARETTES! laughs
Jason: so are u married?
Lane: NO!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane: it’s a long story! Laughs, spills her coffee on her wardrobe
Jason: how did you guys meet?
Lane: we met at a bachelor party, I was with shy love that night! (wow, shy love is a whore too, who would have ever guessed)
Lane: laughs again, I WAS HOOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wow, shy love hookin too??… shocker)
Lane: that was a bad comment. Says it again “I WAS HOOKIN! I WAS HOOKIN!”
Jason: laughing says “ I was there”
Lane: OH YEAH YOU WERE.

More gossip………..

Lane: everyone hates me right now! People are pissed.
Jason: why?
Lane: cuz I only work with my husband.
Jason: you work with your husband? That’s not being a smart whore?
Lane: yup and hes not in the BUSINESS! Laughs! (that’s not funny)
Jason: do u do girls still?
Lane: yup!

Starts talking about there marriage………

Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Not going to last!

Then starts talking about how she took over the mutha fuckin business and her website is under contruction! Typical! Blah! Blah! Blah!

The point to this story is that a whore is a whore and let her make money. I hate when guys get involved with girls work. Stop being jealous and let her make her cheese. If she comes home to you why would you trip? Guys are so fuckin Lane! OH YEAH, STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB SHAMELESS!!!!!!!!!! PEACE!!!!!!

TAYLOR MUTHA FUCKIN RAIN
WRITER,OWNER, AND EDITOR

TR: WITH OLD AGE COMES A CHANGE IN PRIORITIES

Fayner Posts: I looked after Bandit while TR was on vacation, and was at her house when she returned Sunday.

It used to be that the first thing she did after coming home was smoke weed.

It then used to be that the first thing she did after coming home was play with Bandit. Then smoke weed.

It seems that in her ripe old age of 24, TR has matured. If I didn’t see it with my own eyes I would never believe it.

Hugs and kisses for Bandit was the first priority when arriving, then, without a break in stride TR walked out to the back yard and began working in her new garden.

Ten minutes later she came inside and got stoned. And to think there was a time she needed to bring a loaded pipe with her for a 2 minute drive to the store for smokes.

Little Taylor’s all grown up.

JENNA PRESLEY LOSES A FRIEND

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I have learned first hand that it is VERY important to be selective of your friends. I have many acquaintances, but as of today I have no friends. I met this girl well over a year ago and she just seemed so loyal, she was the ONLY person (other then my sister and my fiance) that I considered a friend. I let her in on so much, I shared some very personal stories with her. I TRUSTED her and I THOUGHT she trusted me too. Our friendship is over because of a pair of sunglasses! I know! CRAZY RIGHT?? This girl slept over at my house and says she left her sunglasses here, well I HONESTLY cant find them. So she accused me of stealing them. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I make way more money then this girl, not only that, I have MORALS and stealing is NOT one of them.

The reason I am so hurt by this is because I put myself in her shoes. If I slept over at her house and I said hey I think I left my glasses there and she said sorry they arent here, the first thing I would have said would have been.. SHIT! Where did I put them? I would NEVER accuse a BEST friend of stealing my glasses.

I guess this proves that when one is dazed and confused from substance abuse they OBVIOUSLY dont know their head from their ass. Unnatural substances can trick your brain into believing EXACTLY what you want it to believe.

I am NOT one to go talk shit about people (notice I have NOT mentioned any names NOR have I called this girl any names) I simply state the facts. With this said.. I get a text from her saying that if I start talking shit, she will kill me! Wow! REAL SMART to send that via text… My uncles a cop… How stupid can one be? And you know what… ANYONE that would threaten to kill you was NEVER a friend to begin with. So I am GLAD to have her out of my life.

xoxo Jenna Presley

PLEASURE GETS 4 STARS FROM AVN

Pleasure on DVDPleasure
Reviewed by Marcus Strong
Published in AVN July 2005
Category: Wall to Wall
AVN
Rating: AAAA
Company: Defiance Films
Length: 132 Min.
Director: Vincent Voss
Available Formats: DVD
Buy Now: Click Here
Cast: Monica Sweetheart, Rita Faltoyano, Samantha Ryan, Jasmine Byrne, Monica Mayhem, Paola Rey, Lee Stone, Sasha, Kurt Lockwood, Brett Rockman

Review: This debut title from start-up Defiance Films is a solid HD production featuring couples indulging in anal and an all-girl foursome indulging their hardware.

Rita Faltoyano literally dick-slaps Lee Stone into full attention. A scene with Samantha Ryan, suspended upside down by well-inked Kurt Lockwood, makes for a good inverted oral experience as blood rushes to her head – and his other head. Jasmine Byrne and Brett Rockman likewise keep the anal strong and deep. But the strongest scene has to be the closing all-girl fourway with the two Monicas – Mayhem and Sweetheart – Paola Rey and Rita Faltoyano.

BREAKING NEWS HERE ON LUKEFORD.COM

BREAKING NEWS HERE ON LUKEFORD.COM – Legendary Porn Vixxxen KENDRA JADE is getting married! Word is she’s happy and finally ready to settle down with a man she truly loves!!

Kendra has the ability to be one of the raunchiest and nastiest girls on camera, off camera she also had a wild side. But for those who know KJ well, Kendra has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet!!! We here at LF.com with Kendra all the best!!!!!!!!


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NEARLY FOUR YEARS LATER…

AND BUSH’S PROMISED RETALIATION STILL NOWHERE IN SIGHT

(but at least he took down the pornography business, right? oh, wait, he didn’t even do that! dare I ask what the fuck Bush has been doing for the last four years besides making his rich friends richer?)

Fayner Posts: I seldom cry. When I do, it’s usually from watching a heroic dog on Animal Planet. But today I did cry as I watched National Geographic’s Inside 911 4 hour two-part special. Heavy, heavy shit, from the birth and nurturing of the 911 attack through its deployment and aftermath. I cried like a fucking baby through the whole thing.

The only thing that snapped me back to normal was thinking how funny it is that Bush will soon be responsible for more American deaths than the 3,000 or so we lost that day four years ago by fighting some war we can never win and should never have started. If and when we ever rid Iraq of terrorists, we’ll just move on to the next country deemed a threat to the American Way, and while we bomb them to Kingdom Come Iraq’s terror cells will rebuild and so will begin a never-ending chain.

Listen, I’m as patriotic as the next guy, and I support the kids fighting for my right to drive my SUV to the porno shop and buy adult movies whenever I want, but I’d give up that freedom in a second to end this war.

It is insane to think that our 300 year old country has the balls to believe the rest of the world should bow down and conform to our beliefs despite thousands of years of history and conflict and struggle behind everyone else. What makes our way the right way?

Sorry to bum anyone out with this tirade, but it does have a lot to do with the sex business and the future of the sex business in that a power-hungry organism never stops feeding once the taste of blood touches the tongue, and before we know it this 2257 pain in the ass will seem like a day at the spa once the beast wakes from its sleep.

Think the Patriot Act is unconstitutional? It’s only just begun people. What do you think will happen when America’s majority begins denouncing the war? Certainly not an end to the war, but an all-out attack on our beloved porno community. It’s called a smoke-screen, and it is headed this way.

WHO’S RACK IS THIS?

WHO’S RACK IS THIS?

Fayner Posts: Yummy chest, this picture above that you keep looking at while trying to read what I’m writing right now. It’s okay. We forgive you.

Real boob are nice. Fake boobs are too, but real boobs are nicer. It’s just how it goes. That’s not to say fake boobs make us sad. They don’t. They make us happy, but not as happy as real boobs like these above. I know, ’cause I’ve touched these boobs many times.

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