FUCKING IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE

Title: Fucking in the Name of Science

Cast: Nikki Hunter, Katja Kassin, Sandy Simmers, Roxetta, Dillan Lauren, Felix Vicious, Chris Cannon, Van Damage, Evan Stone, Nick Manning

Company: Hustler Video

Director: Caesar Bonoba

            From what I understand, Fucking in the Name of Science is the sequel to Doc MaCock movie starring Evan Stone as a researcher at a medical institute.

            The beautiful Nikki Hunter is our box cover beauty and she begins Fucking in the Name of Science. The top heavy Hunter looked delightful wearing her strap on with clear dong as she put it too good use with Felix Vicious.

            Katja Kassin followed with Chris Cannon as they worked out the kinks of testing a dildo. Katja had a lot of energy masturbating and sucking off Cannon’s large cock. She is the skilled performer which takes over the scene if not the whole movie.

Fucking in the Name of Science wasn’t as strong as Doc MaCock, but it did have its moments. The comedy of the first film carried over in this one too. Overall fucking in the Name of Science was a strong effort but fell short of bettering the inaugural movie in the series.

VIVID GIRL, STEFANI MORGAN STARS IN RAWHIDE

LOS ANGELES – Vivid Girl Stefani Morgan dons a cowboy hat and a little attitude in her second starring feature in Rawhide. Set for release April 5, the movie features Morgan as a hot cocktail waitress at a country bar, called Rawhide, where she manages to stir things up with her boss and bar regulars.

“It’s like a diary or my take of what happens at the diner and it gets pretty hot,” she said.

Directed by Chi Chi La Rue, the title shows off the statuesque Morgan as she takes on guys and gals with equal enthusiasm. “For me it was a fun shoot. The guys were great and the girls were hot,” she said.

Featuring a girl-on-girl scene behind the bar and then on top of it with petite blonde Courtney Simpson, Morgan shows off her skills with her mouth and toys. “She has a great pussy,” Simpson said of Morgan. “Though I prefer guys, Stefani has a great personality so it was a lot of fun being on top of the bar, playing with each other.”

Filmed at a country bar in Burbank, Morgan said she felt at home donning the cowboy hat, cowgirl boots and playing up the movie’s Country-and-Western theme. “I loved working with Eric Masterson. He’s so sweet and he was phenomenal in our scene. It was hot,” she said.

Besides a tryst with Masterson, Morgan grabs Jack Venice for a good ride, cowgirl style, before Annika and Holly take on Tyler Knight for an interracial threesome on the pool table.

Morgan’s latest release follows up her first starring movie, Star, released in January. Just last week, Morgan signed a three-year contract with Vivid, calling for her to perform in eight movies per year.

CREAM MY CRACK

Title: Cream My Crack

Cast: Cassie Courtland, Veronica Lynn, Nikki Nievez, Mya Luvanna, Tiffany Rayne, Haley Scott, Annie Cruz, 

Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, John Strong, Marcos Leon, Juan Cuba, Andrew Andretti, Brad Baldwin, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Jim Beem

Company: Red Light District

Director: Michael Stefano

            There seems to always be new fetish in porn to have the money shot. Facials are always classic and lately cream pies seem the overindulgent crowd pleaser. Michael Stefano has come up with a new idea for the pop shot and that is to let the male talent jizz in the ass crack of their female counterpart. Think a bukakke of the ass and you get the idea here.

            The film is strong from the get-go with Cassie Courtland and Veronica Jett in the opener having fun with Manuel Ferrara. The film ends with the perky Annie Cruz taking loads of cum on her super sexy ass.

            Overall, Cream My Crack is a basic film with another cum fetish thrown in. I am sure this will catch on and turn into another never-ending series like many titles before.

KATJA KASSIN’S FUCK ME

Title: Katja Kassin’s Fuck Me

Cast: Katja Kassin, Alishka, Angelica, Jane Darling, Lacy Blue, Lea De Mae, Lucy Lee, Lyla Lei, Monique, Mickey Blue, Jazz Duro, Tony De Sergio, Steve Hooper, Lee Stone

Company: Harmony/Evil Angel

Director: Guzzman

Katja Kassin’s Fuck Me is cast with lovely girls getting off with toys, some of them being pretty damn big, as they talk to the camera. In due time, a hired gun comes in and fucks them with great point of view camera work.

The film has just about every sex act in the porn handbook and they give it to you two fold if not more. Like Kassin herself, this film is an action packed keg of dynamite ready to go off, it is up to you, the view, to pull the trigger.

DID YOU EVER HEAR THE ONE ABOUT…?

YOU ALL KNOW TRENT TESORO, RIGHT?

he’s the guy in the hammock you’ll see if you scroll down

 

and speaking of hammocks, you know the Simpsons episode with Hank Scorpio?

Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut,
that’s on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact,
they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on
third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That’s right.

that was funny as shit on spring rolls

anyways…

Fayner Posts: It was some strange and odd things I heard from the muffled voice of Trent Tesoro on my answering machine.

I think I got it…

Trent was at The Cat And Fiddle a while back, drinking alcohol and such. A couple in their 50s approached him and struck up a conversation.

Basically. the couple thought he was gorgeous and perfect, so much so that they offered him $10,000 for his sperm to impregnate her as the man was unable to produce sperm or some shit like that.

this is sperm

that was sperm

So Trent says what the hell and does it for them. He blew a load on a cup and got ten grand for it.

Well, the lady used Trent’s sperm and got pregnant. And now just recently the couple finds out that Trent fucks whores for a living. They were not pleased. So displeased were they that the woman went and had an abortion.

They have yet to get their money back and never will. What a bummer.

GETTING READY FOR THE HOWARD STERN FILM FESTIVAL!

from Taylor rain’s Journal at www.clubtaylorrain.com

TMFR WRITES:

Iv’e been working on this special project for The Howard Stern Show. I have to do a short film about Howard Stern!!! The film festival is in NYC, on April.27th, I will be there!!!

So last Febuary I was on the Howard Stern show in NYC and I brought  a camera crew with me. That’s how rock stars do it!!! Right???

Why I was on the show was for “the Howard Stern Beauty Pagent“! I won of course (5,000g’s) and we got a lot of great footage from NY and I’m using the footage for this short film. We were there for 4 days being rockstars that we are!!!! Fuck it!!!

I will have that footage soon on my website!!! It’s real shit!!! I think you guys will enjoy it!!! Holler 420!!!

VH1’S SUPER GROUP FEATURES EVAN SEINFELD

LOS ANGELES – Evan Seinfeld, CEO of Teravision and former bassist for the rock band Biohazard, has joined fellow rockers Ted Nugent, Scott Ian (Anthrax), Sebastian Bach Skid Row) and Jason Bonham in a new VH1 reality show titled “SuperGroup.”

The seven-episode series, scheduled for May, will show the rockers from separate bands, living at a Las Vegas mansion for two weeks in an effort to work together and write and record a new song.

“We really didn’t know who the other members of the group would be until we got there so when I walked in and saw Ted Nugent there, I thought he’d be my biggest adversary, but in the end, we turned into blood brothers,” Seinfeld said.

Although he wouldn’t give away some of the action that takes place between the musicians, Seinfeld said the program shows how people can learn from one another and try to accomplish a common goal.

Michael Hirschorn, VH1’s executive vice president of original programming, said the program is a way to help the channel recapture some of its music programming after a run of non-music-oriented reality shows featuring b-list celebrities.

It was just two years ago that the channel developed “Bands Reunited,” “Bands on the Run,” and “I love the 80s” music nostalgia show, which ultimately ran their course and went off the air.

This latest show, however, has some sex appeal when Seinfeld’s wife, Tera Patrick joins the four men for a few episodes.

“I think that people feel safe around Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick because we represent mainstream and porn colliding and converging,” Seinfeld said. “You really don’t see other porn stars getting the mainstream recognition that Tera does because she is beautiful and because she is smart and is successful in everything she does.”

Although cameras were pointed at the musicians 24 hours a day, much drama ensued during the show, resulting in some gritty and sometimes violent moments that he says he’s not particularly proud of.

Meanwhile, Seinfeld says he’s continuing his work with Teravision while also developing music projects with a number of music industry members. “I’m not quitting porn,” he said. “And I’m not going to quit making music either.”

STORMY BACK WITH WICKED

CANOGA PARK, Calif. – Wicked Pictures announce the re-signing of Stormy Daniels to a four-year contract. The new deal entails Daniels continuing to act, produce, direct and write screenplays exclusively for the company. She was voted the AVN Best New Starlet in 2004. "I am excited about continuing my relationship with Wicked Pictures!" Daniels said. "I’m very lucky to work for a company that has supported me in everything I’ve wanted to do.

"From performing to writing and directing and now with the formation of Stormy Entertainment, [Wicked president] Steve Orenstein has backed me completely every step of the way. I look forward to continuing to grow and be successful in an industry that I love."

The new pact calls for the 40-Year-Old Virgin fantasy vixen to appear in five Wicked features each year as a performer and create another four titles each year as a director. The new agreement will also consist of Wicked Pictures handling the exclusive distribution of Stormy Entertainment titles, with a minimum of four titles to be produced in the first year.

“Stormy has been a success story from the beginning, first by winning Best New Starlet and then continuing to rise to the top from there, said Orenstein. “She’s added writing and directing to her credits and now producing. She’s really able to balance all these hats well and I’m very glad she will be part of Wicked for years to come.”

Stormy Entertainment’s first title to be distributed through Wicked Pictures is Forbidden Fucks, while the next Stormy Entertainment title slated for production is the all-anal feature Assletes. Drenched will follow that.

"I couldn’t be happier with Wicked’s decision to distribute my product," she said. "With their own films, Marc Dorcel and now with the addition of PlayGirl, Wicked Pictures is known across the board for having the best of the best.

"I am thrilled to be adding my name to that kind of roster. I look forward to a very successful future with the company.”

In other Daniels news, the starlet is looking forward to the upcoming release of the self-directed title 3 Wishes in which she stars as an angelic next-door neighbor who falls in love with a man who is wrapped up in a deal with the devil, due in stores this May. Also coming soon is Daniels’ Gossip, which stars Wicked Girl Carmen Hart, and Taken directed by Brad Armstrong and starring Stormy, due later this summer.

100% NATURAL WONDERS 4

Title: 100% Natural Wonders 4

Cast: Tiffany Taylor, Velicity, Adrianna Nicole, Riley Mason, Franchezca Valentina, Others

Company: Lethal Hardcore

Director: Chuck Manson

If you like natural racks, then 100% Natural Wonders 4 is going to be right up your alley. Not only are the girls as natural as the day they were born, all of them are on fire. The sex, oh man the sex, is amazing, as each girl puts in 100 percent into their scenes. Tiffany Taylor is awesome and Velicity is just smoking hot. But the girl that continues to amazing is Franchezca Valentina. I just wish her name wasn’t so confusing.

SOME LUKEFORD THOUGHTS ON LIFE AND MATURING

 As I’ve Matured   


I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in…


I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.


I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.


I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. 


I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others –
they are more screwed up than you
 think. 

 I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. 


I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished. 


 I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.    

  

I’ve learned that ex’s are like fungus, and keep coming back.

  I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 

I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. 

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
 

I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
 

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working
in your house, one of your kids did it
 



I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. 

 
I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and
all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
 

 
Pass this along to 5 friends…trust me, they’ll appreciate it.
Who knows,maybe something good will happen.  If not…tough!