Luke Ford

Up and coming porn starlet Sasha Hollander who was previously represented by Type 9 Models, seems to have made a big career move and is now represented by Gold Star New York.  Making the move over to Gold Star Modeling from her former home of Type 9 models seems to have agreed with Sasha Hollander as she seems to be pulling away from the likes of Pamela Peaks, who seems to previously had control of Sasha’s official website.  Under the control of Pamela Peaks the website focused more on escorting and “private shows” instead of her budding career as a porn star.

By the design of the old site you could tell that Pamela Peaks seemed to be more interested in pimping out the young Sasha Hollander for what they were calling “half hour sessions”.   The Sasha Hollander website is now “under construction” and I’m told the new version will be cleaned up, more professional looking and most importantly not promote illegal activities such as escorting.

Under her work with Gold Star we also get a much nicer set of photos of Sasha Hollander.  Her profile page tells us that she is not only being booked out of their NY office but that she’s now living there as well.  She is pretty much open to any type of scene - g/g, blow job, something called a blow bang (a blow jog gang bang maybe?), foot job, hand jobs, normal boy / girl stuff, fetish shoots and more.

Sasha Hollander has been in a handful of DVDs including Perverted, Miso Ghetto, and Candy Shop’s Afro Invasian 6.

Claudia Rossi, who not to long ago was the porn star of the week, was also a 2007 AVN Award nominee for Female Foreign Performer of the Year.   She actually began her career as a porn star in 2003 an din that time has appeared in over 200 films and counting.   According to an article at AVN, In 2006 she was signed to an exclusive contract for the European production company, Moiré Candy.

Today however she joins the roster of LA Direct Models with seemingly no production restrictions which would imply she is no longer under contract with another adult studio and is currently available to do solo / blow jobs, girl / girl or boy / girl scenes.

It seems the new Fame Registry list is out for this month’s top porn stars. I didn’t see any major shockers there but a few little quirks do have me curious. Let’s start towards the top of the list.  Obvious winners are Tera Patrick, Jenna Haze and Briana Banks.  No big shockers there.

Somehow Taylor Rain who hasn’t really been active in quite some time inched out Jesse Jane for the #4 spot, despite the fact that Jesse Jane has a new movie out, and not just any more either. Pirates II is a mega hit so I’m quite surprised to see her drop a spot while Taylor Rain who has done nothing lately goes up.

Mary Carey as #6? Really? How is that even possible that anyone in their right mind would search for her name on the Internet? It has to be that dumb ass VH1 rehab show.  The only other major change was with Vivid Girl Sunny Leone who had a sharp rise from last month to now going from #15 to #9 and Amy Reid who went from #23 to #14 this month.  A very impressive jump for both girls.

1. Tera Patrick
2. Jenna Haze
3. Briana Banks
4. Taylor Rain - Last Month #5
5. Jesse Jane - Last Month #4
6. Mary Carey
7. Gina Lynn
8. Eva Angelina
9. Sunny Leone - Last Month #15
10. Krystal Steal - Last Month #9
11. Brittney Skye
12. Carmen Luvana
13. Aria Giovanni
14. Amy Reid - Last Month #23
15. Nikki Benz - Last Month #16

Fame Registry tracks to date 132 porn stars and ranks them based on their populairty, which is based on things like how many awards they have won from AVN, XRCO and F.A.M.E., how many times per day someone uses a search engine to search for the porn stars name, how much traffic their official  website gets, and things of that nature.   The scores are updated once or twice each month and a new list of “top stars” is formed each month.  It’s a pretty nifty reference if nothing else to see who’s hot and who’s not.

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Unknown

TMZ is reporting that porn legend Nina Hartley was tapped to play Hillary Clinton in Hustler’s Sarah Palin parody porno, “Nailin’ Paylin”.  Now that they mention it, Nina Hartley does kind of look like her.

The video is currently in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.  The script is said to call for a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

Luke is Back recently reported that Jana Jordan has signed on to be one of the sites celebrity bloggers.  Just after she posted about her own experience with hurricane Ike.

janajordan Says: I evacuated to Austin from Houston for the hurricane. I just came back, and Houston is a fucking mess still in my area. My power is back on, and most of the street lights are working again and stores are opening up but there is still a curfew and trash/trees are still all over the place.

Now Mike South is reporting that Jana Jordan may very well be in talks and closing a deal this very second with Vivid Entertainment to become the next Vivid Girl.  He says … “This one is sketchy but the source is generally right.   Word is Jana Jordan is about to be announced as a contract girl for Vivid.”

It seems that Jana Jordan has been one busy little bee.  We don’t know if there is any truth to this rumor about her signing with Vivid and our contact at Vivid had only this to say …..

“It is not our normal policy to confirm nor deny that we may or may not be in talks with any given starlet.   If such a rumor turns out to be true we will make a statement at that time.” She wouldn’t say much else, not even confirming if she even knew who the hell Jana Jordan even was.

The lovely and mega hottie blonde Jesse Jane apparently celebrated a tad to much about the release of her new movie Pirates II. TMZ today has on the front page of their website a video of her being carried out drunk and passed out in her car ala Lindsey Lohan. I’m not sure who the other blonde in the car is that is with her but you can tell she is equally as fucked up.

Jesse Jane Pulls a Lindsey Lohan

In the video she is carried out of the venue without shoes and placed into the car, completely passed out. “They had a long day of signing, they had a couple shots and then ….”. The camera men at first thought the girls were Playboy girls but in reality seemed not to interested once he found out they were “porno girls”.  They never named who the girls were only ever identifying them as porno girls but you can tell by the video that the girl in the front seat is Jesse Jane.

click here to see the video from TMZ

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
-Steve Martin

We all play the odds.  When we go to Vegas we give them our money and hope that we win but in reality we know the house has the odds in their favor but still yet, we play the odds in hopes of winning.   A friend of mine is going tonight to a bar to watch a baseball game where the odds are that the Dodgers will beat the Cubs.  Doesn’t mean it will for sure happen but odds are, based on past performance and a variety of other statistics, the Dodgers will win.  He is “playing the odds”.

As it would turn out, quite a few people are playing the odds and they don’t even realize it.  Every single person who is voting for McCain is playing the odds that he will live the entire time he is in office however odds are he won’t.

I did a little research if for no other reason than just to have some to say when people are going on and on about McCain’s age.  Truth is, I’m not a fan of either McCain or Obama but I found this bit of information quite interesting.

A white male born around the time John McCain was is expected to live on average to be about 66.5.  Obviously he could die before then or somewhat after but odds are, he will die at that age.  Any time he may live past the age of 66 and 1/2 is just a bonus.

It’s an odds thing.  Odds are he won’t live past the average.  Well he’s 72 years old so he’s lived well past the average.

So what are the odds exactly?

John McCain was born on August 29, 1936.

That makes him 72 years old.

The U.S. Census tells us that a white male born around his time should live to be around 66.5 years.  That means he has beat the odds for the last 5.5 years.

We are hoping that he’ll beat the odds for another 4 years despite putting him in an extremely stressful position as leader of the United States of America and all the pressures that come with such a title.

If I was a betting man, common sense would tell me to play with the odds and not against them.

Common sense would tell me that the odds are very much stacked against John McCain living much longer.

I mean for fuck sakes the man is already 72 years old.

Throw in the stresses of the campaign, the new job (if he wins) and his already known health conditions and you tell me who the fuck would take those odds?

Vote how you want.  I don’t want to say one candidate is better than the other.  But use common sense when you do.  Know the odds of winning and the likely hood of your candidate being able to see through his or her time in office.