Luke Ford » Quote of the Day http://lukeford.com Luke Ford is your #1 source for Adult Industry News and Porn Star Gossip Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:38:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Quote of the day … http://lukeford.com/2011-11-22/quote-of-the-day-4/ http://lukeford.com/2011-11-22/quote-of-the-day-4/#comments Tue, 22 Nov 2011 07:08:27 +0000 Gossip Girl http://lukeford.com/?p=22749

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did. – James Arthur Baldwin

 

]]> http://lukeford.com/2011-11-22/quote-of-the-day-4/feed/ 0 Kayme Kai gets the quote of the day http://lukeford.com/2011-10-06/kayme-kai-gets-the-quote-of-the-day/ http://lukeford.com/2011-10-06/kayme-kai-gets-the-quote-of-the-day/#comments Thu, 06 Oct 2011 18:09:40 +0000 Gossip Girl http://lukeford.com/?p=22334 @KaymeKai Kayme Kai said [source]
Talking to my mom and she just said “Don’t be a dumb hooker” LMFAO!! OMG!

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]]> http://lukeford.com/2011-09-28/lol-of-the-day/feed/ 0 Out of the mouth of babes …… http://lukeford.com/2011-07-31/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/ http://lukeford.com/2011-07-31/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comments Sun, 31 Jul 2011 14:35:05 +0000 Luke Ford XXX http://lukeford.com/?p=21751 Today’s quote of the day comes from porn starlet Scarlett Fay via twitter …….

Fack! It’s nearly 4am and I can’t sleep. Poo!

 

]]> http://lukeford.com/2011-07-31/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/feed/ 1 Great quote of the day from Keiran Lee http://lukeford.com/2011-05-12/great-quote-of-the-day-from-keiran-lee/ http://lukeford.com/2011-05-12/great-quote-of-the-day-from-keiran-lee/#comments Thu, 12 May 2011 07:45:29 +0000 Gossip Girl http://lukeford.com/?p=19703 @Keiran Lee - 90 people have Swine Flu, and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.

 

 

 

 

 

]]> http://lukeford.com/2011-05-12/great-quote-of-the-day-from-keiran-lee/feed/ 0 Great Twitter quote of the day http://lukeford.com/2010-09-27/great-twitter-quote-of-the-day/ http://lukeford.com/2010-09-27/great-twitter-quote-of-the-day/#comments Mon, 27 Sep 2010 17:24:00 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=17462 Former Vivid director Paul Thomas has the quote of the day from Twitter.

@PaulThomX says …. My publicist says Twitter makes me more exposed to the public. I used to have sex on camera! How much more exposed can I be?

]]> http://lukeford.com/2010-09-27/great-twitter-quote-of-the-day/feed/ 0 A true fucking classic http://lukeford.com/2010-09-08/a-true-fucking-classic/ http://lukeford.com/2010-09-08/a-true-fucking-classic/#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:20:28 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=17086 Haven’t really done the quote of the day in awhile but today Vicky Vette via Twitter gives us a fucking great one.

“….I am in Los Angeles, Someone handed me a card saying ‘Make a Date With Jesus’. I told him to have Jesus meet me at @Adultcon Friday”

You can follow Vicky Vette on Twitter by going to @VickyVette

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I’ve started sleeping 12 hours a day. The economy being what it is, I can’t afford to stay awake any longer than that.

]]> http://lukeford.com/2010-08-09/something-to-laugh-about/feed/ 0 Best quote ever! http://lukeford.com/2010-08-06/best-quote-ever/ http://lukeford.com/2010-08-06/best-quote-ever/#comments Fri, 06 Aug 2010 04:41:02 +0000 Foxy Lady http://lukeford.com/?p=16112 This quote of the day deserves it’s own category like QUOTE OF THE YEAR! It’s funnier to see it than for me to tell you, so watch the brief clip below to see the funniest damn line I have heard in a long time. The greatness starts about 30 seconds in.

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]]> http://lukeford.com/2010-08-06/best-quote-ever/feed/ 0 Eminem gets the quote of day http://lukeford.com/2010-07-07/eminem-gets-the-quote-of-day/ http://lukeford.com/2010-07-07/eminem-gets-the-quote-of-day/#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:35:15 +0000 Foxy Lady http://lukeford.com/?p=15595 Eminem says he’s pro-gay marriage. EW magazine captured his sentiments perfectly:

“Why should straight guys be the only ones who get to fantasize about killing their spouses?”

]]> http://lukeford.com/2010-07-07/eminem-gets-the-quote-of-day/feed/ 0 Hugh Hefner has the Quote of the Day http://lukeford.com/2010-05-30/hugh-hefner-has-the-quote-of-the-day/ http://lukeford.com/2010-05-30/hugh-hefner-has-the-quote-of-the-day/#comments Sun, 30 May 2010 05:01:20 +0000 Gossip Girl http://lukeford.com/?p=15010 Man can walk on the moon but can’t fix an oil spill destroying the environment? What the fuck!

… Hugh Hefner (via Twitter)

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nuts

]]> http://lukeford.com/2009-05-28/a-tranny-classic/feed/ 0 Famous Sex Quotes – P.J. O’Rourke http://lukeford.com/2009-02-05/famous-sex-quotes-pj-orourke/ http://lukeford.com/2009-02-05/famous-sex-quotes-pj-orourke/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:11:57 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=3900 “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”

–P. J. O’Rourke

]]> http://lukeford.com/2009-02-05/famous-sex-quotes-pj-orourke/feed/ 0 Famous Sex Quotes – Linux http://lukeford.com/2009-01-21/famous-sex-quotes-linux/ http://lukeford.com/2009-01-21/famous-sex-quotes-linux/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:04:20 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=3907 “Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.” – Linux creator Linus Torvalds

]]> http://lukeford.com/2009-01-21/famous-sex-quotes-linux/feed/ 0 Famous Sex Quotes – Michael Sinz http://lukeford.com/2009-01-07/famous-sex-quotes-michael-sinz/ http://lukeford.com/2009-01-07/famous-sex-quotes-michael-sinz/#comments Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:36:39 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=3887 “Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest
of your life.”   –Michael Sinz

]]> http://lukeford.com/2009-01-07/famous-sex-quotes-michael-sinz/feed/ 0 Trent Tesoro you lucky bastard http://lukeford.com/2008-12-24/trent-tesoro-you-lucky-bastard/ http://lukeford.com/2008-12-24/trent-tesoro-you-lucky-bastard/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:49:37 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=4953 Just heard a interesting little tid-bit.  Trent Tesoro is one of the luckiest bastards in all of pornoville.  Why might you ask?  Simple.  Because he gets to hit this every night.  I don’t know all the details but apparently they are both originally from Texas and met on the set of one of Meggan Mallone’s movies that she was making for Vivid last year.

meggan_mallone

]]> http://lukeford.com/2008-12-24/trent-tesoro-you-lucky-bastard/feed/ 0 Famous Sex Quotes – Sharon Stone http://lukeford.com/2008-12-08/famous-sex-quotes-sharon-stone/ http://lukeford.com/2008-12-08/famous-sex-quotes-sharon-stone/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:26:49 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=3903 “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” – Sharon Stone

]]> http://lukeford.com/2008-12-08/famous-sex-quotes-sharon-stone/feed/ 0 Famous Sex Quotes – Henry Miller http://lukeford.com/2008-12-02/famous-sex-quotes-henry-miller/ http://lukeford.com/2008-12-02/famous-sex-quotes-henry-miller/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:41:05 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=3898 “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
–Henry Miller

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–Matt Barry

]]> http://lukeford.com/2008-11-26/famous-sex-quotes-matty-barry/feed/ 0 Famous Sex Quotes – Woody Allen http://lukeford.com/2008-11-03/famous-sex-quotes-woody-allen/ http://lukeford.com/2008-11-03/famous-sex-quotes-woody-allen/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:34:39 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=3871 “Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it’s one of the best.”
–Woody Allen

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
–Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
–Woody Allen

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