Free Babysitters and Cheerleaders

Do you want to win a free copy of “Babysitters” AND “Cheerleaders” signed by the one and only Jesse Jane? All you have to do is go and vote for us in the 2008 FAME Awards in the following Categories:

  • Best Female Star: Jesse Jane
  • Best Rookie: Stoya
  • Best Body: Jesse Jane
  • Best Anal: Katsuni
  • Best Director: Robby D
  • Best Feature: Babysitters
  • Best Gonzo: Jack’s Teen America 17
  • Best Company: Digital Playground

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Jesse Jane in Cheerleaders

Part Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman, Part Kobe Tai

You know between all the Madelyn Knight and Gene Simmons, we’ve had a lot of talk about hookers lately. So I thought what better time than now to sit down and actually have a talk with one. I would like to take a moment to introduce you all to a young lady by the name of Sasha Hollander of

Just off the set of her newest movie (another installment of Afro Invasion from Candy Shop I think). Much to my surprise she’s very sweet and I had a very nice talk with her. She was sober, answered all my questions no matter how nosey or off the wall and overall I must say it was a truly enjoyable experience. For those of you who don’t know Sasha Hollander is, by trade a nude model and porn star. She’s rather new to the adult industry but says she’s done layouts for magazine’s such as Hustler and Penthouse and she’s appeared in quite a few movies including:


To give you a little biographical background, Sasha Hollander was born on December 31st in Torrance, CA. Her ethnic heritage is Phillipino. Sasha Hollander began her career in the adult industry in November 2, 2007. Sasha Hollander tells me that she can remember the exact day. More than most people can say.

Measurements 34C
Height 5 feet, 1 inches
Weight 114 lbs

So when I asked Miss Hollander what made her decide to get into the business of being a porn star she began to tell me a story. One that was quite insightful and very analytical. It wasn’t quite the answer I was expecting from a girl who just finished giving three guys a blow job and having a dildo rammed up her crotch. She told me how she began researching the world’s most famous porn stars and then specifically the Asian stars. She came across names like Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera but knew they were no longer in the business. She also found names like Katsumi and Tera Patrick but for the most part realized that the big stars are mostly blonde bombshells and how there is really a open niche for the right asian girl. She wanted to be more than just another Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera though. Sasha Hollander has her sights on being the first Asian porn star to reach the heights of Jenna Jameson.

I started to point out the technically someone down the blood line Tera Patrick has some Asian heritage but then realized that the girl may just have a point, not many really consider Tera Patrick in the Asian niche anyway.

So as Sasha Hollander continues to explain her plan to be the Asian Jenna Jameson of the porn world, I began to wonder exactly how many “famous” Asian porn stars there really are right now. And just to be clear, by famous I don’t mean some chick who’s done a couple movies. By FAMOUS I mean like top 25 porn stars in the business right now like Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Lanny Barby, Jesse Jane famous. There is Tera Patrick, Katsumi (who now seems to go by the name Katsuni), but off the top of my head I can’t really think of any more.

Roxy Jezel won that Jenna Jameson thing so that puts her in the top then there is Lucy Lee but isn’t she still in jail? As my mind finishes wondering I come to realize that Sasha Hollander is ready for her next question, so I quickly rambled out the first thought from my head. It was something about who she was dating or was she married.

It was then Sasha told me that she wasn’t married but that she was engaged to the man of her dreams and they are planning for a Christmas wedding. Turns out she met her future husband on the set of a Pink Visual movie. He is in the industry and she will only say he is “male talent” and at this time doesn’t wish to tell us his name.

I asked what her future husband thought of her plans to take over the porn world as the Asian Jenna Jameson and she assured me that he was completely supportive of her plans or she wouldn’t be with him. She told him when they got together that she is very head strong and nothing is going to get in her way and stop her from achieving her plans of becoming rich, very rich.

Sasha Hollander tells me that her first movie really changed her life. She was really nervous and her first scene was with T. J. Cummings. She didn’t know what to do and she wasn’t given much direction. It was just assumed she knew what she was supposed to do but in reality she tells us she didn’t have a clue. She didn’t know if she was supposed to fake an orgasm or try and really have one. In the end she loved it. She really liked working with T.J. Cummings and joked that he was so great she never fucked another Asian guy again.

Next I wanted to know about people she admired in the industry. I expected your typical “Jenna Jameson” or “Asia Carrera” kind of answer. But surprisingly that isn’t what I got. Sasha told me that she would be happy to take the place of Paulina James any day of the week and the three people she looks forward to working with the most in the near future is Nikki Zane, Rocco Reed and Johnny Castle.

Our talk then turned to politics. I asked if who she preferred, Hilary or Obama and shew as quick to respond with Obama, saying she likes how he is more philosophical than she imagines Hilary Clinton being. I asked her about her views on the recent lift of the ban on gay marriages in California and she tells me that she is a card carrying republican but she doesn’t support the ban on gay marriages nor any attempt to legislate morality. If gay people want to marry, LET THEM! “People need to be happy and it may even change your economy” Sasha Hollander proudly proclaims.

In closing I asked Sasha Hollander about her website.  I noticed that she has listed on there an entry for escorting.  I reminded her that when this interview was published thousands of people would potentially see this and she might not want to be so blatant about her illegal activities.   Clearly that didn’t seem to phase her since her offer to escort still sits on her site a month later.   But either way, she was nice enough and not so bad looking.  Check her out.  You may just become a fan like me.

Interesting Porn Star MYSPACE Facts

A new movie came out recently called TWINS DO SCIENCE. I had planned to interview these twin porn stars about their work on this movie but to be honest our time was cut short and as a result we decided to reschedule our more in depth interview. However before the lovely Lacey and Lyndsey Love got away, I took a few minutes to chat with them about Myspace and the Internet. I asked them a series of questions specific to MySpace and the Internet and here is how that conversation went ……

The Love Twins

Do you run your own Myspace page?

Yes and it is Until recently I thought everyone ran their own Myspace page. The thought never crossed our minds to have someone else do it for us. When we found out so many of the people we work with did that, we were kind of surprised.

What made you decide to create your own Myspace page?

We were contacted by someone at Vivid who told us that another person was on Myspace saying they were us. We created our page so that we could contact this person. Turns out the person from Vivid who told us that, misspoke. The person who was running a Myspace Love Twins page was a fan page and it said that like 7 different places all over the page and they even had been working with another department at Vivid to help us promote our career. I felt really bad because we were so upset when we first found out about it, thinking they were posing as it but that didn’t turn out to be the case at all. The person who ran that fan page about us later went on to help us do other things. So in the end it all worked out really well.

Do you respond to the messages people send you on Myspace?

Sometimes but not all of them. It just depends on what people are asking. Like if they are writing to ask us to go on a date or meet them then we just pretty much ignore those.

How many dates a week would you say you get asked out on?

On Myspace? We get one or two guys a week sending us messages like that. But we get probably 10 or 20 or so event invites a week. Well if you include the club promoters then sometimes we get as many 30 or 40. We just delete them and move on.

So you never attend any of those events?

No way. We are really not into the whole party scene. We are not like most porn stars. We live in Ohio, not LA. We are close to our families. We don’t drink, do drugs or party at all. When we aren’t on the set of one of our movies, we are at home or in our hotel room watching movies. We don’t go out to dinner with “clients” and we don’t really do anything that is typically associated with a porn star. That just isn’t our thing.

What are some of the coolest events you have been invited to?

I don’t really know that any are cool but I guess some of the red carpet events were kind of neat. We get one or two red carpet, movie premiere type events a month. Actually funny story about that. The first time we ever got an invite to a big Hollywood party was not from the Myspace event thing but through a private message. We got a message from this guy. He claimed to be some famous wrestler; like the guys from TV. I don’t even remember his name now but basically he wanted to know if we would like to accompany him as his official escort to this movie premiere. It was some movie he had a bit part in. Like we do with most people that want us for some job or another, we referred him to our booking agent over at LA Direct Models. It sounded like a job to us so we didn’t see anything wrong with that response. He wrote back all offended because he was invited us to this thing that he thought was all a big deal and felt we should have been honored to be invited.

It wasn’t that we weren’t honored any time one of our fans contacts us, we just don’t get into the whole private dating thing. He didn’t seem to think that applied to him as in his mind he was famous and got seriously rude with us, so we just ignored any future requests for dates.

Tell us about some of the funny things people say to you when they write you on Myspace.

For the most part our fans are really nice. They don’t overly offensive or say things that most would deem inappropriate. But sometimes you get guys who will write in and ask this same question over and over and that is if we have ever had sex with each other or do we share the same boyfriend in real life or if we ever secretly switch places to screw with our boyfriends. The answer to all three of those questions is no.

I noticed you have a new image on your myspace page which gives out your website address. I also read somewhere else that you girls run your own website. Is this true and if so how did all of that come about?

Well we have this manager who’s name is Joe from Blue Max Models. He’s really more than a manager to us. He’s been with us since the beginning. He takes really good care of us. Anyway, do you remember the girl I told you about from Myspace? Well we were talking to her about making our own website. She had told us the process and how much companies charge and even suggested a few and got bids for us on creating a fancy website. The price was pretty out there and ranged anywhere from $10,000 to $50,000. Obviously we don’t have that kind of money so she made another suggestion and that was to create a small, intimate webpage where we could post our pictures and get messages out to our fans. it wasn’t anything fancy just a small area between us and our fans.

We found a template since we aren’t artists or web designers that cost us like $20 and she helped us put all the pages together. Our manager registered the domain names for us and now we have things like a calendar area which lets our fans know when we are at home and when we are on the set of one of our new movies and things like that. So anyone who wants to know what we are doing can find out by going to We also have all of our movies and a game where you can look at photos of us and try and figure out if it’s me or Lyndsey.

Do you ever get any job bookings from your website or your myspace page?

Yes. We get requests for bookings several times a month directly through our Myspace page but we just direct them to our website booking page when that happens, as our website has the most detailed and current booking information. It lets you know up front what we will and won’t do and gives exact information on how to book us. However if the booking request seems legit we also respond with a person note saying thank you for your interest in working with us or something like that.

Any interesting booking requests you can tell us about?

Not really. Nothing really to far out there. I mean they are anything from a request for twins to appear on the Tyra Banks show to several reality series including three on Bravo. Sometimes I don’t think they realize we are twin PORN STARS when they send out the booking letters to us. I think they are just rushing to find twins and then later realize we are active in the adult industry.

Well thank you girls for taking the time to speak with me about your website and your myspace page. It’s been very insightful to say the least. I think you girls are great, hot as hell and to be quite honest that Vivid was stupid as fuck to ever let you girls out of their grasp. After a decade in this industry not many girls can turn my head like you two can.

The Anatomy of a GOOD Press Release

As you can imagine, I get countless press releases and marketing reports each and every day. Out of them lot I may post a story about 3 a week (if that). Sometimes I will include the press release as it was given to me (or in part) but mostly I will just use the data from the press release for a related article.

Some of these press releases I get are rather well written. They are informative, without being to pushy in the sales department. That really is after all what a press release should be like. Which brings me to the point of my rant for today. So many press releases I get are such bullshit, I thought I would take a moment to dissect a good one and inform and educate the other guys on how to properly write a press release so that perhaps in the future they will take a fucking hint and clean up their act. As a result, they just mind find their press releases have more weight. So let us begin ………

A good press release starts with a headline. This is much like a newspaper headline. It should be short and sweet. You want to be informative but to the point. Here is an example of a good Press Release headline.

Sunny Lane to Rock out at Sexopolis and Erotica LA

The next part of your press release should be where you go into detail about whatever it is you want to inform others about. Again it’s about providing INFORMATION not making a sales pitch. In the example below we learn that porn star Sunny Lane is going to be at the Eroica LA show and making a special presentation at Sexopolis.

Sunny Lane, the porn girl next door, has a busy weekend set for June 6-8 this year. She’ll be signing and getting wild at Erotica LA’s “Rock Arena”, presented by Sexopolis.

Sunny Lane will be a special guest and DJ at Erotica LA’s “Rock Arena”, presented by Sexopolis. Sunny Lane will also be signing in the RockArena and having fun with the musicians, stars and fans at Erotica LA. This section marks the first time Erotica LA has dedicated a space to the age old crossover between sex and rock n’ roll.

Who the fuck is Sunny Lane? What is Erotica LA? What is Sexopolis? Well this is where a truly great press release stands out from the crowd. A truly great press release will end by doing a few things. First and foremost it will provide you with the name of the person sending it with their contact information (phone, email, etc.) so that you may contact them for more details and then do an ABOUT section for each mentioned item. For those who didn’t know who Sunny Lane is we have the about Sunny Lane part of the press release which says …

About Sunny Lane:
Sunny Lane is one of America’s brightest and sexiest adult stars. Lane was a 2008 AVN award winner and Xfanz top 10 Adult Performer of 2006. She is a winner of multiple awards including Nightmoves Best New Starlet 2006, 2006 FOXE Vixen Award, AEBN’s award for most downloaded newbie, and 2004 Deja Vu Showgirl of the Year. Sunny Lane has been the subject of several mainstream television appearances including FOX’s reality show ‘My Bare Lady’, and ABC ‘Primetime’.

Notice it claims she is “one of America’s brightest and sexiest adult stars” but then it backs up those claims with cold hard facts about her career and awards. The next part informs the readers what Erotica LA is and about Sexopolis . It’s a great press release because it’s informative, factual, and it doesn’t get pushy and obvious with the sales push. Now if other so called PR companies would take a fucking hint and learn how to write their god damn press releases, the world would be a much better place.

About Sexopolis:
Sexopolis was created specifically as a fun erotic, sex-themed dance event that showcases elements of the adult entertainment world and crosses over into the mainstream in the form of a large-scale, quality entertainment event. This marks the fourth Sexopolis’ in three years, bringing the glitz and gleem to the porn dream. Last year’s event featured Ron Jeremy, Seymore Butts and the girls of Lighthouse Talent, Joanna Angel and her Burning Angels, Sunny Lane and Matt Zane as the sinister anti-host of sin.

About Erotica LA:
Erotica LA is the premier consumer adult lifestyle convention. The three-day extravaganza takes place June 6-8, 2008 at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Erotica LA is world-renowned for introducing new products, services and concepts in the world of romantic, sensual and erotic entertainment. Erotica LA brings together merchants, exhibitors, talent, educators and consumers alike in the most newsworthy and entertaining event of the year.

Speaking of Sunny Lane. Is this her I found in the video clips getting it up the ass in Anal Fever 5? If so, damn she’s hot as fuck. Either way enjoy the ass fucking video clips. Even if it’s not Sunny Lane it’s worth the watch.

Anal Fever

In an effort to show you that any subject in the world can make up a great press release, I’m going to make up one of my own taking information found on various websites. Let’s go with the LA Direct Models website and the Love Twins. KEEP IN MIND THIS IS NOT A REAL PRESS RELEASE. IT IS ALL MADE UP BULLSHIT MEANT TO SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE. Although some data is real as I got it from various websites, the real point is just to show you what you can do with a press release.

For Immediate Release: Thursday, May 29, 2008
Contact: LA Direct Models (323) 850-5888,


Los Angeles, California – Lacey and Lyndsey Love, also known as The Love Twins will be coming to Los Angeles, from June 24th to the 29th for work on their next feature film. Their short, 5 day stay in LA will include work on several key movies due out later this year as well as two Internet based photo shoots.

“I”m so excited about being on the set of our new movie. We took all of last month off to move into our new apartment but it’s great to finally be getting back to work” said Lacey Love. While her sister Lyndsey Love had told us “This next movie is going to be great. It will feature three scenes with my sister and I in it but also you get to see us in 2 scenes on our own. It’s really the first time we’ve worked so much apart”.

Those interested in booking the Love Twins for additional scenes while they are in LA should contact <SOME FAKE PERSON> at LA Direct Models for bookings. The girls will also be posting photos from their time in LA on their official website at

The Love Twins

About LA Direct Models
La Direct Models is San Fernando Valley’s busiest modeling agency. For more information about L.A. Direct Models, Please visit &

About The Love Twins

Lacey and Lyndsey Love are identical twins porn stars who began their career in 2005 when they signed on as Vivid Girls and with the release of their first movie TWO HOT. Which would go on to be nominated the next year for AVN’s Best Sex Comedy Award. In 2006 The Love Twins were also nominated as the Favorite Rookie Starlet of the Year from the Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment (FAME) Awards. Although the Love Twins are no longer with Vivid, their movies have gotten several award nominations and continue to top the sales charts. The Love Twins run their own official website at and all of their movies are available at

Sunny Leone says you’ve got to fight for your right to paaaarty!

VIVID GIRL SUNNY LEONE “DECLARES HERSELF” FOR YOUTH VOTER REGISTRATION IN FRESH NEW ON-LINE VIDEO. Porn Star Sunny Leone gets behidn the national non-partison, non-profit effort to boost voter registration.

It’s sort of like a Rock the Vote for the new millennium.

Vivid Girl Sunny Leone, the 24 year-old adult film superstar, joined with Declare Yourself, the national nonpartisan, nonprofit youth voter registration initiative, today to urge all eligible 18-to-29-year-olds to register and vote in this November’s general election.

“As an immigrant who is thrilled to exercise her right to vote in a presidential election for the first time, I wanted to do what I could to get other young people to participate,” said Leone who only recently became an American citizen. “There’s no excuse not to register – makes it so easy.”

The short video, available immediately at and, and soon at dozens of other video sharing websites, features Ms. Leone is, who is, in her words, a “firm believer in personal freedom.”

“The best way to exercise that freedom,” she says in the video, “is to vote.”

The video was filmed on the Los Angeles on the set of one of Ms. Leone’s upcoming films.

About Declare Yourself:

Declare Yourself is a national nonpartisan, nonprofit campaign to empower and encourage every eligible 18-29-year-old in America to register and vote in the presidential primaries and 2008 presidential election. Using the power of strategic media partnerships, celebrity spokespeople, the sports arena, and most importantly, mobile and Internet technology, Declare Yourself’s campaign blankets the landscape of popular culture with a simple, clear message: REGISTER and VOTE! Declare Yourself registered 1.2 million young people in 2004 and has targeted 2 million registrations in 2008.

Jenna Jameson wants to get pregnant

It comes to no surprise to those who know her that Jenna Jameson recently told a interviewer that Jenna Jameson wants to get pregnant and soon and that they are trying to get pregnant right now, at least according to the National Ledger, which seems to be in response to an interview she did in US weekly and all of this seems to have come out with the release of the new book from her man Tito Ortiz and in a talk about how Jenna Jameson wants to be just like Angelina Jolie and stay unmarried yet get knocked up.

She says she is looking to get pregnant soon and is trying with now boyfriend and Mixed Martial Artist (MMA) and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. The report notes that Jenna says she would like stay unmarried (just like Jolie) and just go for the babies.

She actually said, “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps,” and told the weekly entertainment magazine that they are trying right now to get pregnant. “We’re trying for a baby so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

There are no reports if Jenna Jameson has stopped partying with Paris Hilton or started eating to make the possibility of having a baby a reality, but we will keep you updated when more news on the Jenna Jameson pregnancy comes our way. In the mean time here is a great video clip of Jenna in a hot threesome to remind us all why it is Jenna Jameson is famous in the first place.

Damn Skinny Bitches

So I’m looking at the AVN photo galleries from the Club Jenna party the other night and something really interesting caught my attention … Jenna Jameson must really take mentoring her young starlets to heart. I heard that she teaches them all the ins and outs of the industry but damn I had no idea she taught them about having an eating disorder as well. Good job Jenna. Teach them bitches what’s important! And eating clearly isn’t it.

Happy Birthday Briana Banks

It was on this day (May 21st) in 1978 that the leggy little hottie who would later be known as Briana Banks was born. So in honor of her birthday, I thought we would celebrate with some photos of Briana Banks old school style. These are photos of Briana Backs before she was a Vivid Girl when she was known as Mirage. She is in a threesome with Cassidey, back before she was Cassidey, known in these photos as Bobbi. This threesome between Briana Banks and Cassidey are yours to enjoy by clicking on the photo below.

Briana Banks

Happy Birthday Briana Banks

Where are my boots?

The bullshit that people spew out of their mouth never ceases to amaze me. What cell phone company doesn’t claim to be #1? What car hasn’t claimed to win the <whatever> award to imply they are the best? And the adult industry is no better. I had a fairly new movie store website, who for their own sake I won’t mention their name to embarrass them but they proudly proclaimed to be the biggest and the best. I went to their website and apparently they are just to stupid to look at the number of titles and products their top 3 competitors offer, or assume that the consumers are to stupid. Either way it’s yet another example of people spewing shit out of their mouth that isn’t remotely true.

Well today is no different my friends. Today I was reading LA Direct News and how some whore is one of the top female stars.  Specifically they said ….

August is one of the top female stars in the adult industry today.

Porn Star August Night

Wait WHAT? Who the fuck is August? And when did she become one of the top female stars in the adult industry? Where the fuck have I been that I missed this? I went digging and sure the fuck enough there is a porn star named August that has in fact done quite a few movies but they’ve all been the low budget trash we’ve come to expect from companies like Sex Line Sinema and Vertigo. In fact, can you claim to have ever even heard of these film studios? Chances are you are like most guys and those names mean nothing to you. Apparently she has been around a while and at one time had brown hair and looked more Hispanic and used to perform under the name August Night. Had it not been for her tatoos I might not have even realized these two were the same girl. Now she’s all blonde and just goes by the name August. Which is really to bad because as far as stage names go, I think August Night is one of the better ones.

I’m not saying this August bitch isn’t hot or anything like that or that she doesn’t have some potential but when the fuck did she become one of the top female stars in the industry today? She is so not famous that she doesn’t even have one feature of her own even by trash movie companies, let alone more than some bit parts in big budget movies from studios like Wicked Pictures, Digital Playground or Vivid.

I’m really not trying to trash this girl. The point I want to make and the person I want to trash is the jack ass that decided to proclaim her one of the top starlets in the industry. Why in the fuck do people in marketing feel the overwhelming need to just fling so much bullshit? It’s an obvious and blatant lie and I want to just fucking punch people like this in the face. Why not just say she’s a hot porn star, why must you be a little punk ass bitch and lie by saying she’s one of the biggest names when clearly she fucking is not you stupid little pecker. I just hate people like that. I really, really fucking do.

Lanny Barby Where Art Thou?

On April 1, 2005 inked a two year deal with Vivid. That contract apparently expired in 2007 but nobody seems to have noticed. Is it possible that Lanny Barby has officially retired?

I noticed that her name was removed from her so called “production company” website, which is called (or used to be called) Lanny Barby Productions. Although the website address still works, they changed the name (same logo and design though) to Eromodel Group Casting. Lanny Barby is also no longer listed as a client, however her half sister Kimberly Franklin is.

Next I noticed in the recent AVN article about the new Vivid movie featuring all 6 of the Vivid girls plus Tera Patrick that Lanny Barby isn’t there. They list the six Vivid girls (all of them in one place they say) as Briana Banks, Savanna Samson, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton, Sunny Leone, Monique Alexander. NO LANNY BARBY??!!

How could it be? Could Lanny Barby really have retired? One of her several so called “official” myspace pages has shown no sign of life for a year now. But who knows which of the some 7 “official” Lanny Barby myspace pages are actually real.

Our sources inside Vivid won’t reveal much just that she is on a temporary hiatus. Another source says that she is in fact on a temporary hiatus without a contract pending. This however could really mean anything from the fact that they didn’t want to re-sign her so she decided to take a break to they wanted to resign her but she said she needed to take a year off. What we can say for sure is that Lanny Barby’s original contract with Vivid was for two years, which began in 2005 and that means it expired in early 2007. Speculation wise, a source said that she signed on for one more year, which is why she was at the AEE show in January of 2008 but that contract would have expired in about March of 2008 and that as of right now she is on break and isn’t going to consider a new contract. Either way, I’ll keep digging until I find out and let you know. In the mean time enjoy Lanny Barby taking it up the ass.