This is Marco Pallotti, and I saw the item on the LukeFord website about Dez popping in girls’ eyes. I’m (obviously) not a porn chick, but over the years I hired Dez a bunch of times to schtup girls for my photo & video productions. As Alaura noted, Dez was notorious for hitting girls in the eye with cum, and did it many times on my set. I had a quick look on my hard drive for photographic evidence of this, and although I couldn’t locate any pink eye photos, I did find the attached photo of Brooke Milano from 2004, where she’s adopting a pose suggested by Dez after he’d just squacked all over her face. If you look closely, you’ll see that a line of cum has just missed Brooke’s right eye, and there’s another line pointing directly at her left eye–where there’s actually a couple drops of spoo on her eyelashes.
You’re welcome to post this photo on the website if you want. TTYL . . . .
Fayner Says: I’m not sure I really wanted any response to the story about Dez always shooting cum in chick’s eyes, but I got one anyways. Sweet.
Fayner Posts: Dez, Alaura and I were talking yesterday, and I happened to bring up how years ago Wanker Wang wanted to do a movie called “Pop Eye” where unsuspecting chicks “accidently” get an eyeful of jizz. The idea is to watch them squirm in pain as the cameraman tells them to hold still while semen fills their eye. I can imagine it hurts.
“Fuck yeah it hurts! Dez always used to do that to me in our scenes!” Alaura screamed. “And when he worked with other girls, they’d always complain to me afterwards about his unleashing into their eye!”
“That was my thing,” Dez added. “I don’t know, for some reason every load I blew went straight for the eye!”
“Maybe your sperm and the chick’s retina created some sort of magnet, where all the jizz makes a B-line for the eyeball?” I suggested.
“Maybe. You should write something about it and ask chicks to come forward who have ever taken one in the eye from me. I swear there must be hundreds of them…”
Okay, so I will. Any porn chicks taken an eyeful from Dez’s snake please come forward and describe your ordeal. Let us know at email@example.com
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Fayner Posts: Yeah, that’s right. And you heard it here first. We’re not sure what name she’ll be going under, but here is a clip from a shoot she did a few weeks ago.
See it here
Fayner Posts: Alaura came up to me yesteday.
“Wanna hear something funny?” she asked.
“I’ve been nominated for an AVN Award in the Best Group Sex Scene for I Dream of Jenna 2!”
“Good for you!”
“The funny thing is, they shot that in like 2003. And my name isn’t even on the box cover; they call me Cherokee!”
Later on, Tony Testa remembers also working on I Dream of Jenna 2 (as either the behind the scenes guy or the fluffer for the dudes, I can’t remember which one he said).
“They put that movie out? God, that was a long time ago! I just assumed it sucked and they didn’t release it.”
We here at Lukeford ask of you, the loyal readers, to stand outside the AVN office and bombard all employees with rotten vegetables until they give Alaura the trophy. I’ve always wanted one of those things on the mantle above the fireplace. Call me a fag, but I just love the way them things sparkle…
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WATCH ME AT SUNDOWN AROUND 4:20PM LIGHT THE CANDLES FOR THE 3RD DAY OF JEW DAY!!!!
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Fayner Posts: Isn’t Roxy Jezel one hot, hot piece of ass? She’s also super sweet and cuddly. Oh, and then there’s that ass. Damn!
Roxy is under exclusive contract with Club Jenna, but that doesn’t mean they’ve squandered her all for themselves: she can still do softcore and magazine shoots.
You should hire her. I’ve actually been thinking about creating a fake name and photog title to hire her for myself just so I can get near her naked body. Yeah, I’ve become that creepy and gross.
Hit the “Roxstar” up on her myspace page if you wanna hire this fierce firecracker for all your non-hardcore porno needs.
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I have amazing news for you . Michael Grecco has created a special version of the Collectors Edition of his new book Naked Ambition for you.
The Roxy Jezel edition of the book contains a fine art print of me from the book shoot. Please let everyone you can know about it. You can only get your edition of the book at:
DCypher posts: Charlie Laine and Carli Banks. Naked. Touching one another. With their tongues. Just take a moment and let it all settle in. Sweet Satori.
If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only have two women in the whole wide world to keep you company, they would make an excellent choice.
They are the perfect distraction to pass a rainy Southern Cali afternoon.
Do I have to say more?
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