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MASTURBATORS, START YOUR ENGINES!

THIS IS DAKODA BROOKES. TRAVIS AND JENNA INTRODUCED US TO HER. SHE TALKS FAST. I ONLY UNDERSTAND EVERY 5TH WORD ‘CAUSE I’M SO VERY VERY OLD!!!!!

 

THIS IS WHAT DAKOTA BROOKE’S VAGINA AND ASS LOOK LIKE. SHE WANTS YOU INSIDE HER, TO THRUST YOUR COCK DEEP. NO REALLY, SHE TOLD ME THAT.

 

ONE OF GOD ALMIGHTY’S GREATEST CREATIONS HAS TO BE THE ASS OF A HOT 18 YEAR OLD CHICK. I MEAN, SURE, THE COUNTRYSIDE, TUILIPS AND UTAH SURE ARE MAGNIFICIENT AND ALL, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT DO YOU REALLY THINK ANY OF THOSE THINGS COMPARE TO THIS? NEITHER DO I.

DAKODA BROOKES IS 18 YEARS OLD AND BRAND NEW. I THINK SHE DID AN INTERNET SHOOT FOR A GUY IN FLORIDA NAMED CREEPY CARL, BUT OTHER THAN THAT DAKODA IS A BLANK PAGE WAITING TO BE SPLASHED WITH STEAMY SEED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.

I GUESS TRAVIS IS HELPING HER OUT WHILE SHE GETS SITUATED, SO YOU CAN REACH THIS FINE YOUNG SLUT THROUGH HIM @ 805 558 6435

AND MAY I SUGGEST YOU DO IT QUICKLY BEFORE I DECIDE TO TAP IT MYSELF AND RUIN HER FOR ALL OF MANKIND FOREVER.

EROTIC AFTERSHOCK RELEASES TODAY

Erotic Aftershock by DCypher DCypher posts: My latest Club Jenna feature releases today. In addition to Jesse Capelli, Brea Bennet, and Roxy Jezel it also stars Rily Shy, Jaime Elle, and Celeste Starr. Yummy.

It’s got all the good stuff you’d want from a feature; strippers, drugs, dirty cops, hookers, bondage, threeways, more strippers, drug lords, gun fights, a motor cycle crash, lesbians, and scripted fight scenes. For every dark desire there is a price to be paid….I took that from the synopsis…it isn’t mine…lol.

I put a lot of love into this movie and I think it came out great. John 5, the editor that won Best Film Editing at AVN last year, spent about six months cutting it, adding CGI, stuff like that. He rawks.

You can check the trailer and find out more by clicking the link below.

http://eroticaftershock.com/

TEAGAN PRESLEY LEAVES DIGITAL PLAYGROUND

Fayner Posts: Keith called me bright and early this morning, told me to call Teagan right away. I did!“I left Digital Playground,” Teagan tells me, “but not as enemies. I left on great terms with the company. Their support over the years has been wonderful, and I still consider them part of my family. I just have ideas that head into a different direction from where they’re headed as a company. I want to shoot my own product, launch my web site www.teaganraw.com and be able to build my schedule around my family.”

“My family comes before everything. The only way to make that happen is to be my own boss.”

“I hope to work with Digital again. There are no hard feelings at all.”

All I know is Teagan looks fucking amazing these days, as opposed to in the past when she just looked amazing.

Maybe more porn chicks should have children ’cause Teagan looks better than all the other babes currently selling their vaginas to the highest bidder.

Oh, and congratulations to Teagan and Tyler on their 6 month wedding anniversary! Keep it up!

BREE OLSON SLUMBER PARTY MADNESS

This is why they call him LORDDCypher posts: What do Bree Olsen, a guy in a chicken suit, luchadors, serial killers, male strip dancers, fluffers, Evan Stone, twenty-four hour cable news feeds, genies, divisive partisan cat fight grudge fucks, alt-porn, and lesbian pillow fight orgies all have in common?

They are just the tip of the iceberg in David Lord’s new feature sex comedy for Adam and Eve tentatively titled BREE OLSON’S SLUMBER PARTY.

David hired an all-star cast that included Penny Flame, Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, and Roxy Deville. Since I wrote it I demanded to play the guy in the chicken suit moshing to Mexican speed metal. You’d do the same thing if it were up to you so don’t talk shit.

Bree has like six personalities and devours Starbucks like she sucks dick. She fucking rocks!!! Not only can she deliver dialogue inspired by Noam Chomsky without batting an eye or stopping for breath she literally fucks like a wild animal pumped up on crack rock and adrenaline. Adam and Eve really scored when they added her to the team.

Penny Flame is, well, Penny Flame. She’s a nonstop riot. Her infectious and non sequitur humor keeps everyone going making the hours fly by. I will never get tired of watching her fuck and in a political debate that girl can hold her own.

Aiden is like a slutty little smurf. Evan Stone fucked her literally senseless and no one could figure out how he got his whole dick in her tiny little body. I’d call her precocious but that would be underestimating her.

Kayden is a dirty, Nietzsche loving, vegetarian, objectivist with weird ab muscles who doesn’t like boys with tattoos. Every crew member had about a zillion tattoos they were trying to cover after hearing that heartbreaking news. She’s a little piece of heaven though. God only knows how Vivid let her get away.

Roxy Deville has an amazing ass. She easily outfucked her partner. I almost felt bad for the poor guy.

Overall the movie was a lot of fun to make, even if we had to give up partying on Halloween weekend to do it. There is a fourway girl girl scene with Aiden, Bree, Kayden, and Penny that started out with the best pillow fight porn has ever seen and devolved into a no holes barred lesbian orgy. Delightful!

Check out all the action in the photo gallery I put together. It seriously took me like an entire day to clean, crop, upload, code, and host them so I hope you enjoy them. Suits kill art, baby! Remember that I told you that? Suits kill art.

Bree Olson Slumber Party Pix

TAYLOR RAIN LIVE CHAT

TMFR WRITES IN HER JOURNAL AT CLUBTAYLORRAIN.COM:

LIVE CHAT THIS WED @ 4:20PM (PCT)!!! HOLLER 4:20!!! EVERYONE HAS BEEN HITTIN ME UP TO DO A LIVE CHAT SO MY STONER ASS THOUGHT FUCK IT LET’S DO A LIVE CHAT AT 4:20!!!

I WILL SMOKE OUT OF EVERY PIECE IN MY BONG CABINET!!! WELL MAYBE NOT EVERY PIECE BUT I WILL TRY! FUCK IT YA I WILL WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!

ANYWAYS, IF YOUR NOT A MEMBER NOW YOU BETTER JOIN NOW CUZ YOU WILL BE MISSING OUT!!! DOSENT EVERYONE WANNA SEE TAYLOR RAIN SMOKE OUT OF ALL HER PERSONAL PIECES???

LATE

TMFR

WHAT HAPPENED TO COUSIN OLIVER’S FRECKLED COCK?

Fayner Posts: Jeff Mullen and X-Play have such a good thing going on, what with the Britney Rears thing and now this.

What’s next? A spoof on The Insider doing a story on Bradys XXX?

(Hollywood, CA) Look who’s coming to dinner. Cast members of Not the Bradys XXX have been invited to visit the famous Paramount Studios movie lot in Hollywood to tape a segment of The Insider television show set to air on CBS Tuesday night, October 16th in an unprecedented mainstream promotion of an adult movie.

The invitation for Bradys XXX stars Hillary Scott, Alana Evans and Aurora Snow came after producers of both Entertainment Tonight and The Insider decided to expand on an earlier airing with a brand new Bradys XXX segment.

Now that actress Maureen McCormick who played Marcia in the Brady Bunch television series has come forward to talk about the adult movie and her soon to be published memoirs, the producers thought it would be a great idea to bring a few of the female porn stars in for a closer look including Hillary who plays Marcia in the porn movie.

“This is really amazing and the fact that our cast members are coming into their studio to be interviewed along with cast members from the television show is quite remarkable,” stated Not the Bradys XXX co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play.

A spin-off of the venerable Entertainment Tonight, The Insider is CBS Television’s fastest growing half hour and the fact that producers are devoting a second segment about the most talked about adult movie in America shows that it’s more than porn lovers buying the XXX parody.

“We love the media attention but this television request caught us a bit off-guard as I said yes immediately but once I hung up the phone I realized shit, Hillary lives in Chicago,” Mullen laughed.

The SexZ Pictures contract superstar and current Female Performer of the Year had to dash off to O’Hare International Airport to catch the night flight from Chicago just to be able to make the early morning 7AM make-up call. “Sure, why not, this will be fun,” Hillary said via phone just before boarding her flight.

With Not the Bradys XXX a huge hit, Hillary’s resume continues to grow with the brand new science fiction blockbuster Upload from SexZ Pictures and director Eli Cross.

“Hillary’s got two huge movies at the same time once again this year. She’s amazing,” Mullen said noting the powerful double-punch has also attracted The Insider’s cameras to follow Hillary long after the morning interview is over.

“The cameras will roll as Hillary heads for some video promotional video work at SexZ Pictures’ west coast studios in downtown Los Angeles which will air at a later date,” Scott David of X-Play said. “This is a great promotion.”

Check out Hillary Scott, Alana Evans and Aurora Snow of Not the Bradys XXX on CBS Television’s The Insider Tuesday, October 16th on CBS.

Check out last week’s The Insider clip now playing on the action packed www.bradysxxx.com website.

Not the Bradys XXX is available everywhere from X-Play/Hustler Video Group ddiamond@lfp.com

Upload is available from SexZ Pictures sales@sexz.com and www.sexz.com

HAPPY THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO BARRETT AND KIRSTEN

Fayner Posts: I stopped by Barrett and Kirsten’s house today to say hello since we live like two blocks from each other and it would be rude if we didn’t see each other once in a while.

Plus, Barrett and I are both old men, so once a week we enjoy sipping lemonade in his backyard while talking about “the good old days…”

And as an old man, my memory isn’t what it once was, so I was amazed when Kirsten told me they just celebrated their THIRD year of marriage! Wow, three years is a long, long time, and its funny ’cause these two still act like newlyweds if you ask me but you didn’t.

Just wondering: Is three years the record for marriage in the porno business? Although I know it is not, it must be at least in the top ten, right?

Also, I took a look at their growing shelf of trophies, think they may need to find a new place to put them all now that Barrett just brought home the Best Actor award at the Nightmoves show. Good for him.

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