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LAUREN PHOENIX HAS NEW ID’S AND IS A FREE AGENT

email received from “the lauren phoenix agency”

Hi Everybody!

I just wanted to let you all know that Lauren is a free agent again and has US ID’s!! She can be reached through LA Direct Models or directly at (818) 674-3413.

Thanks to all,

Tre Synful

(I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION REGARDING THIS PRESS RELEASE ISSUED BY SOMEONE NAMED TRE SYNFUL…. HOW DID LAUREN GET US ID’S? I DON’T THINK THEY GROW ON TREES… WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT A “TRE SYNFUL” IS????)

Direct Models is delighted to welcome back to the agency – Multi award winner and Female Performer of the Year 2005, – Lauren Phoenix.

Lauren – 26yrs old / 5ft 10” tall.

Lauren has finished her contract at Defiance Films and is now available again to all companies and producers.

Solo, G/G, G/G/A, B/G, B/B/G, Anal, DP, Interracial, Swallow, Creampie (w / choice of male talent only).

Regards,

All @ Direct

NO ONE WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS!!!! OH, WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE 11 PEOPLE WHO DID

Fayner Posts: I’ve been pretty much out-of-it for the last 24 hours since I last posted something. Pretty tired, I was. One would think running a marathon would be easy as shit…but I have to say it was quite difficult.

So when I saw here on LF.com that TMFR and Kelly Erikson are starting their own talent agency I got to thinking that I’d heard this idea before….somewhere…but where?

It was in our poll Most Likely To Happen In 2006 that we ran just before New Years.

And what do you know? It’s fucking happening all right. TMFR is right now on the snowboarding slopes holding meetings and choosing quality talent to represent.

Winston Burbank is the first star to sign to this yet-unnamed agency.

The 11 people who guessed this prediction will receive a 2005 pit bull calendar.

REMEMBERING ANNA MALLE

FROM THE LUKEFORD.COM STARS ARCHIVES

Anna Malle

Anna Malle broke into adult through amateur work for Tim Lake’s Homegrown Video. An appearance at an adult video trade show led her to the “big leagues where she more than lives up to her name as a sexually demanding and always orgasmic fuck,” says AFW editor Jeremy Stone. “We fell madly for her in The Gangbang Girl 14 where she turns from a bookish babe to a ball-draining bimbo who thirsts for cum and drinks plenty of it real deep. She also stars in Anal Torture and Fantasy Chamber. Anna is a nymphomaniacal sex performer, driven by the need to fuck and suck and be watched doing it.”

The tall brunette stands 5’7, and weighs 115 pounds. She measures 34D-24-36. Her ethnicity is German, Cherokee and Irish. Malle features a couple of tattoos: One of a rose in a cloud on her left breast and another rose bush near her pubic hair. She names Nina Hartley as her mentor.

Anna met her husband Hank Armstrong in Florida. “We were together there for about a year…in an open relationship.

“When we are home there are several couples that we like to play with. We live in Vegas and commute to LA to do porn. I dance regularly in Vegas.

“What’s a camera? When you’re a swinger you are used to fucking in front of other people. We could fuck in front of you right here.” (AFW)

The Hitchhiker 5: The Traffic Jam features Malle, “a dark-haired stunner who takes choad like a champ. With Max Hardcore holding her head back, he gets off a nice preliminary pop, all over her face, enough to sate most ordinary men. But Max isn’t your average Joe, and follows that up a few moments later with a bigger splooge shot that drenches the gleeful Malle. She revels under his mighty outpourings and winds up a real sight in white.” (HEVG)

“Anna Malle is the madwoman on porn,” says Jeremy Stone. “She loves being fucked, loves eating pussy and takes it in the ass with vigor… She’s one of the nastiest of the new breed of bitch in heat and when she cums, her eyes roll back in her head and she screams her pleasure out for the world to see and hear. We caught up with her on the set of Diva, the new Michael Ninn production for VCA Platinum Plus. Anna was only too eager to open her box and let us peek into the pink.” (AFW)

Max Hardcore remembers performing with Anna. “I fucked her on top of a five story parking garage on Broadway in downtown Los Angeles one Saturday afternoon. She would do anything. But now she won’t talk to me and I don’t know why?” (Swank’s Video World)

The brunette now scorns Max because she believes that he abuses women.

Born (September 14) and raised in Iowa, Malle had little luck with her first few relationships. “I wasn’t allowed to express myself sexually. The men in the past were selfish, insecure, and jealous, of me because of my nature. This is a real turn off to me! I have since moved on and have danced exotically for seven years. Yes, I am bisexual and enjoy both men and women. I do care about cleanliness and sexually-transmitted diseases. I obviously enjoy anal intercourse. Other turn-offs are self-centeredness, jealousy, close mindedness, unkept personal hygiene. Turn-ons are many: nicely dressed, well groomed people, confidence, sensitivity, attentiveness, truthfulness, caring, and a sense of humor.” (From Anna’s internet site)

“Anna Malle – she’s just getting too old,” writes Max Volume on RAME, “I am afraid, and without heavy makeup (which I hate) to cover up those pot marks on her face (and, she has a weird chin), I am not fond of her anymore. She was nasty right from the start (sex wise), but she never progressed… I never hear of her getting fisted or doing pee scenes. She’s a formula porn star. And, ever since I heard her say one time in the background of a vid that she prefers her pussy hairy… Yuck!”

AFW disagrees. Anna stars in Tom Byron’s Cumback Pussy 3. “Malle is at her gutter talking, sweaty fucking bst; she’s a slut bitch goddess, an X-rated version of Vampira, or those women who to rule the universe in 1950s science fictions movies; her face and sexual contortions it goes through, blow me away. It’s really a waste of spectacular pussy to fuck her in the ass, no matter how much she likes it.”

Write to AFW at 8060 Melrose Ave, LA, CA 90046. (213-653-8060)

AVN = 6700 Valjean Avenue, Van Nuys, CA 91406… 800-521-2474

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Review: Anna Malle In Kansas City – Chapter 4

or

“The Porn Gods Are Smiling Down Upon Me”

… epilog to the travelogue…

I get into my car, I notice some average lookin’ girlies parking their cars and walking into the club. These are the night shift dancers, another mystery of the universe I contemplate is how “average” these girls look on the outside, yet when they get slutted-up in the club, they appear to be goddesses… oh well….

I pull out of the parking lot and figure out my next move. Its Thursday, and I have not seen Alexis, I believe for nearly 3 weeks now. Alexis is a Midori/Monique replica who works at the Attic Lounge a sleazy dive of a club, which has upgraded its decor this year. The sad thing is they made the place darker, no lapps were ever offered here, but the girls come around TO YOU and dance in front and aside you. Contact is not allowed, however, many of the girls know how to “skirt the rules”.

I take the scenic route to the club (i.e., observe the street-walkers) and as I pull up over a bridge, my eagle vision sees a motorcycle cop who is waiting at the bottom of the bridge. I am his… Instinctively, as I see him, I gingerly but swiftly slow down, I see the red light and pull over. I have Anna’s Witches Are Bitches boxcover in a bag on the front seat, along with the two polaroids which are turned over. I hand my license to the leathered-up cop as he tells me I was going 50mph in a 35 zone. I apologize, and hope a Rodney Kinging isn’t in order. If he was a SHE I probably would have liked that…. πŸ™‚ He asked me if I had a radar detector, I said no (how could I figure out how to use a radar detector when the automatic coffee pot in my office is flashing the wrong time because I can’t figure out or am too lazy to figure out how to make it work), then he said that I must have an “eagle eye”, I nodded lamely affirmative,,,,,,, yes, I can track danger and pussy miles away… πŸ™‚

The Porn Gods Are Smiling Down Upon Me, and the cop says, “As much as I’d like to give you a ticket, you did slow down when you saw me, so I’m going to let you go”. I was stunned, this is the first time in my life “da heat” had ever given me a break. I didn’t have to give the cop a blowjob or nothin’! Feeling frisky, I gently pulled away, making sure I dotted my i’s and crossed my t’s. I pulled into the parking lot of Erotic City, a mainstay of sleaze on Kansas City’s east side. Needing to relieve my bladder of OJ, I ran the gauntlet of the gay cruisers downstairs in the video arcade area. One sorta feels how wimmenz are ooggled by us pervs, when one runs the gay gauntlet at this place, its surprising though, whenever a dancer from upstairs goes downstairs, the boyz part like the “waves of the Red Sea”….

Relieved, (keep your mind out of the gutter, and give me a break!), I went upstairs, and there,,,, there, Alexis, a 5’7″ long lost twin of Midori was walking, in a long white shirt, white undies, clear platform heels, white wide brim hat, and those “max hardcore white anklets”…. I sat down, and soon she was ON me like yoke-to-an-egg.

She asked what I had been up to…. A loaded question. I told her of my cop incident, and then I showed her my pictures of Anna and my time at Bazooka’s. She told me she had worked there for a week, then left, she said the management sucked. She said Anna was a good looking girl.

I asked if I could ever get pictures of her “that way”, she just :):) :)’d….. Her time to dance, I had some $2 bills left, and I tipped her copiously. After her dance she came over to me, sat down real, real close, smiled and told me how “sweet” it was of me to tip the $2 bills, she said she was a “collector” of them….. I drifted into more pathetic loser small talk with her, occasionally cataloging in my mind, my highly acclaimed gonzo flick I’d die to make with her….. πŸ™‚

We are joined by a range-fed-natural-version of “Julie Rage”. The blond, voluptuous dancer of the stage, is dancing to AC/DC’s “She’s Got The Jack”. “Julie” asks Alexis and I, if we knew what the song meant. To me AC/DC are lame shits, any band member who wears shorts on stage, other than lets say Sheryl Crow, should be shot, but I digress.

Julie says in Australian, “Jack” means the “clapp”. Alexis thanks Julie coyly for passing on this bit of knowledge and says, “I learn something new everyday here”….. Ms. blond voluptuous who occasionally dances in her glasses, comes over to me and I slide a few singles up between her perfect, upturned 34C’s. I whisper to her, that afterwards she needs to consult “Julie” on her song selection… πŸ™‚

It’s Alexis’ turn up to bat, blonde voluptuous, in her sexy glasses is nuzzled up next to me. Alexis start to slow dance on stage, I mean really slowwwwwwwww. Blond voluptuous whispers in my ear, “She has such a heavenly body, I just adore watching her”….. My heart stops, my tiny mind starts racing, I envision the two “tangled up in blue” in a gonzo scene, “ebony and ivory”, here in the club. I whisper back, “You know, WE need to tag-team her!”, I got an evil smile in return…..

Its time for me to turn into a pumpkin, right when some g/g is about to happen, but I gotta get home or the warden will cancel my work-release program. Alexis comes by one last time, she rubs with her leg my xxxtreme upper thigh, generating electricity, then she bends over, presents her ass to my face and slowly, very slowly works her cheeks. She parts her dark pussy and I see wet pink, she has constant eye contact with me all along, what a sweetheart! I slide my tip between her pointy 34B’s, tell her I have to turn into a pumpkin, she gives me a gentle range-fed kiss and drifts off. I tell smiling blond voluptuous next to me I need to leave, and to “work on setting up that tag-team-match”……..I leave, fire up the starship, turn on the raaadio, and listen to John ThoroughGood lament about his “land lady coming by to collect the rent, him leaving, taking with him only his John Lee Hooker record collection, going to a bar, and ordering…..one bourbon, one scotch, one beer!…. πŸ™‚

…. Later that evening, I give Anna a call. The hotel info which Roadie had written down, I dialed, and found out, there was no such room number, and when I gave them her “name”, there was no-one registered as such, my heart sank… Then the helpful sweetie on the other end said maybe the person was staying at their “downtown location”. I called over there, gave the room number, and the sweetheart on the phone said, we have no such room, she asked who I was looking for, I gave the name Anna Malle, and she put me through to her room. I got voice mail, and left my information where I could be reached.

The next day at work, Friday, at 10:30am I still had not heard from Anna. I figured she was to be onstage within two hours and she should be “up” by now, so I dialed her from work (like I figured, *I* had been “up” for 5 1/2 hours, she should be up by now as well… :).

Again, the hotel operator passed me through to her room. After about the 4th ring, I hear this sexy, xxxtremely groggy voice say, “helloooo”. It was Anna and I had waked her up. I apologized for this.

She started coming in clearer now, still a bit spacey, and told me she had gotten in about 1am, after going to the grocery store. Since I am lame, I didn’t follow up in “Luke manner”, and ask her what she purchased…. πŸ™‚ She told me she got my voice mail from the evening, had written down the info, and would call me back after she had her coffee, shower, etc., I told her that was a deal, and waited for her call……

Well, she never did call.

Why I don’t know, maybe she was peeved that I had called and woken her up. Maybe she got “side-tracked” and lost track of space and time.

Maybe she just wanted to be left alone…… We will never know. And to think, I had my “interview” down pat.

If she would have granted me an “interview” I would have started “Luke-style” with, “have you ever had sex with a transsexual”… then followed up with….”have you ever had sex with a man, dressed up in woman’s clothing”….

( xxxtreme smile at Luke’s expense, sorry Luke, we actually do “appreciate you!”…. )

When Saturday rolled around I thought about going to her noon show, and talk to her again, figuring she had 4 hours free before her next show in the evening, and maybe she could “squeeze me in”, however, I was feeling a “lil blue” about the situation and didn’t want to appear to be more of a pathetic loser than I already was, and like, hey, I had already expressed my interest to her on 4-5 previous occasions….

In summary, as I see it,,,,,without wimmenz and bluesy situations like this, there would be no “material” for the likes of John Lee Hooker, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and yes, even Melissa Ethridge…, to sing about……

GUESS WHO EATS PORN CHICK SHIT??

Fayner Posts: I was chatting on the phone earlier with a porno chick. I know, lucky me. We were both eating at the time, her at he house and me at mine. I decided to try and gross her out so she’d lose her appetite.

“You know Steve Holmes?” I asked.

“The porno guy from Europe? Yeah, I know him.”

“Well, he likes to lick off the cum he blows on the chick after a scene. Pretty gross, huh?”

“You think that is gross!?? One time on set he kept asking me if I’d piss in his mouth. No way! I told him. Later he was banging on the bathroom door while I’m taking a shit, and he comes in and basically pushes me off the toilet and reaches in and takes out my shit and puts it in his mout That is pretty gross!”

“Shit,” I said. “I just lost my appetite.”

WINSTON BURBANK: I WON’T DO ON-SCREEN SEX SCENES, JUST BLOWJOBS AND HANDJOBS

Fayner Posts: The world needs Winston Burbank’s wonderful penis.

Up until about 5 minutes ago I thought Burbank AKA Nate AKA Nate Dogg AKA Nathan AKA Lil’ Smokie was not gonna do anymore scenes ever again. The attention he’s gotten from the three he’s done is too much for him to handle.

Or so I thought.

Winston just informed that he will in fact share his cock with the eager public BUT only in BJ and HJ scenes.

Amazing.

Rejoice! Celebrate! Feast!

Contact TMFR to book him

OH WHAT THE HELL… TMFR TALENT AGENCY

TMFR Posts: So the other day I posted some photos of Nate Dawg aka Winston Burbank and his massive member. I told people if they wanted to use him as talent to call me cuz I’m officially his landlord and agent. Ok it was sort of a joke. But my phone and email have been blowin up with requests for this budding young stud with a kickstand for a cock. And all of a sudden I started getting emails from chicks saying, “Hey TMFR will you represent me too.”

SO, what the hell, I’m an agent now. I’m retired from performing, so I have time to do that shit! SO last night Kelly Erikson and I got to talkin about it and YA SURE lets start our own agency! We even sent someone to get the paperwork to be a licensed and bonded agent. WOW, 2 retired pornchicks looking to do something to keep them busy. So as of last night “The Modeling Matrix” was founded.

We need to be licensed and bonded to take care of Nates wheenie!!! Did anyone ever see the video of me putting Nates dick in a hotdog bun with ketchup and mustard???

Ok, so seriously, if you’re talent and would like to be represented by Taylor Rain and Kelly Erikson just send me an email to TaylorRain@lukeford.com and I’ll call you. Send me some pics too and Kelly and I will arrange to meet up with you and start getting you work.

Who better to do this??? Kelly Erikson and me have been in porn for 5 years all together and we know everyone. We know every director, we know all the studios, we know company owners, we know mainstream people as well, we know all the magazines and OH YA we have the incredible publicity machine called LUKEFORD. Between the two of us we can pick up the phone and get anyone we represent work. AND WE WON’T MAKE YOU CRY AND WE WON’T CASH YOUR CHECKS AND WE WON’T STICK OUR HANDS IN EVERYONE POCKET!!!

Like I said, Kelly and I know how to hustle, we know all the right people. So, if your talent or want to be talent, just email me and we’ll hook you up!!

NEW TALENT LORI LUST

I just MOVED permanently to Los Angeles area and I’m looking for any ADULT or mainstream offer.

I am in perfect shape and have NO scars, NO tattoos, No blemishes.
I am easy to work with and shooters say my acting is very good.
They also seem to say that I look better in person.

I did a lot of mainstream modeling & autograph shows the last 7 months
plus lived in Detroit so I haven’t shot many adult movies.

I’m always in perfect shape and do the following.

http://www.onemodelplace.com/model_list.cfm?ID=92156 – A Link to 200 pic portfolio of me

boy / girl
boy / boy / girl
girl / girl
solo
cream pie
fetish
interracial
bondage
facial ( no swallow )

Dimensions : Lori Lust
34D – 24 – 33
26 years old
5′ 4 ”
size 5 dress – size 7 shoe
blond & green eyed

Contact : email LoriLust2004@aol.com or
248-804-5888

4 pictures attached to this email. All recent pics

THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL

Adult film star and porn empire queen Jenna Jameson is set to host a pre Super Bowl party in Detroit. The game matches the Seattle Seahawks against the Pittsburgh Steelers. So will the well endowed performer turn Super Bowl XL into a wardrobe malfunction XXX party?

Not quite.

Jenna says she will bring some of her Club Jenna stars to the Motor City’s Zoo Bar on Friday Feb. 3, but they won’t be naked.

But she does promise some lingerie and a sexy show.

“That’s not what it’s really about,” Jameson said of partying naked. “I just accept myself and I think a lot of women out there kind of relate to me. Everybody is sexual; I just happen to be really honest about it.”

Tickets are a stunning $500 and the pre-game party will offer party goers a chance to meet the adult film stars and a lingerie fashion show, open bar and autograph sessions with the girls.

Best guess – the bar will have plenty of activity and traffic.

One note: Super Bowl XXX was actually played in Phoenix in 1995 with Dallas defeating Pittsburgh 27-17.