AT&T U-Verse, Verizon Fios, more pick up SLUMBER PARTY SLAUGHTERHOUSE,starring Joanna Angel, numerous Burning Angel girls, Tiffany Shepis, Masuimi Max, more

Los Angeles, CA, September 1, 2010 – The over-the-top campy horror comedy SLUMBER PARTY SLAUGHTERHOUSE hits massmarket VOD and Cable On Demand this month, delivering a ridiculously-unrated, sexy-fun romp (like PIRANHA-3D but on crack), starring punk-porn princess Joanna Angel and her Burning Angel porn starlets Daisy Sparks, Whisky, Allister, Cali Nova, Morgan Mae, as well as fetish-supermodel Masuimi Max and scream queen Tiffany Shepis.

According to distributor Gravitas Ventures, the film will be available starting September 1 (except as noted) on numerous carriers including AT&T U-Verse, Verizon Fios (starting Sept 11), Rogers (Canada), Mediacom, Suddenlink, Bresnan, DISH VOD, Blue Ridge, Wave, Click, Atlantic Broadband, Cincinnati Bell, Hargray, RCN, NTELOS, Frontier, HTC, and more.

SLUMBER PARTY SLAUGHTERHOUSE sizzle reel posted here.

Initially created as a Halloween prank for five underground movie directors (Doug Sakmann, Matt Pizzolo, Joanna Angel, Kurly Tlapoyawa, Ramzi Abed)  to collaborate on short campy-horror films tied together by an interactive DVD-game format of answering slasher movie trivia questions to progress through scenes, the film became an unexpected hit that played across the US theatrically for interactive midnight screenings that mix Rocky Horror-style ‘audience participation’ with pub trivia competition. Although the DVD and live screenings utilize the interactive storytelling style, the VOD version will play as a straight narrative.

Paul Tard has been betrayed by his dumbass friends, and only you can help him get revenge.

Paul is a hapless geek graduating from air conditioner repair school. He’s super excited for the graduation party his friends are throwing… that is, until they uninvite him to the party! It turns out they’ve ordered enough hookers for everyone, but Paul’s bi-curious ex-girlfriend Sally came outta nowhere, pouted to Paul’s friends that she wants a hooker too, and effectively snaked Paul out of his hooker. Life sucks for Paul.

So Paul does what any red-blooded American guy would do… he drowns his sorrows in a bubble bath and brings along his trusty laptop for some internet porn–but he gets a lil bit too excited, drops the laptop in the bathtub, and electrocutes himself to death!

Floating stupidly in his bathtub, Paul is visited by a slasher-film-obsessed Devilgirl who offers him revenge in exchange for his soul. She’ll give him the power to possess the hookers and use their bodies to kill his ex-friends… but first Paul must correctly answer the Devilgirl’s slasher movie trivia questions.

So put your slasher movie knowledge to the test and help Paul take revenge on his backstabbing buddies in this psychotically demented, transgressively twisted, and uncompromisingly bizarre game from a bunch of filmmakers who seriously belong in a mental ward.

Starring Tiffany Shepis, Joanna Angel, Masuimi Max, Melissa Bacelar, Daisy Sparks, Cali Nova, Alister Angel, Whisky, and Morgan Mae. Scenes directed by Doug Sakmann, Ramzi Abed, Joanna Angel, Kurly Tlapoyawa, and Matt Pizzolo.

The party will be hosted by the VNA girls which as many of you know stands for Vette Nation Army which is named after Vicky Vette and her network of porn star websites.  Vicky Vette runs a very popular website.  In fact on Monday night Fame Registry awarded her with the porn star website of the year award, for running the most popular porn star website.  Vicky Vette also won the Fame Registry award for MILF of the year.

The VNA girls helping Vicky Vette to host the party his year include Sunny Lane, Carmen Valentina,  Sara Jay, Deauxma, Francesa Le, Gabby Quinteros, and Shanda Fay.

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The Score Gentlemen’s Club is located at 2065 South Santa Fe Avenue, Los Angelina, CA  90021.  You can call the club directly for more details about this event – (323) 588-8898.

Many had criticized Bree Olson on her weight though she looked great and was never “fat” as others had claimed. She looked healthy and not emaciated like many do when they go through extreme diets. It was confirmed this week that she’s now a free agent and no longer under contract with Adam & Eve.

Whenever you can’t come to an agreement in renewing a contract, it’s usually she wants more money and a bigger percentage of the residuals. But maybe Bree’s weight was part of the problem that lead to her leaving Adam & Eve. She’s now lost all this weight and the company wasn’t overjoyed doing everything now to keep her signed with them? So what happened before she left that might have lead to her leaving? With everything Bree does on camera more so than many of the other women out there, why wouldn’t they do everything they could to keep her especially now that she lost all this weight?

I just feel that there’s something more to this than just her wanting more money. Many also say Bree is crazy and so out of control basing much of their opinion on what she writes on her Twitter. She’s as crazy as the next person is. We’re all crazy. But you can’t paint an image of what she’s like off camera just from reading her Twitter that many, including myself, don’t believe to be true much of the time. She’s a porn star. Would you rather her write how she’s home alone knitting? You would never hear any criticism if a male porn star was on his Twitter talking about all the different women he claims to be having sex with every night.

From her Twitter: August 30:

For everyone asking how much weight I’ve lost: I have lost 22 pounds. It’s vegan baby! It’s the way to go! wait until you see me on video

Here is what Amia Miley looked like before she got a boob job from the movie she was in called Hocus Pocus XXX and then the photo after that is a shot Amia Miley posted on her twitter page of her new boobs.

I think they look great. She’s a very tiny girl and she didn’t go to big for her body size.  I love them!  I really foresee big things in her future in this industry.  You see this video clip of Amia Miley yet?  If so then I’m sure you’ll agree with me on that.

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Seminole Hardrock Hotel and Casino
Pangaea Lounge
1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, FL 33314

LA Direct Models’ tattooed and busty XXX Superstar, Mason Moore is attending an event in North Hollywood called Bikinis and Cars this Sunday. It’s not just an excuse to look at two of the greatest inventions for mankind (Cars and Bikinis) .. it’s also an outdoor Benefit event for the Breast Cancer Research Fund! The event features Tattoo, Piercing and Clothing Vendors and there are even multiple competitions to win hard cash. DJ Grafx is manning the decks with a continuous mix of music. For more information visit them on the web at: www.BlueZebraCabaret.com

Blue Zebra – North Hollywood, California
6872 Farmdale Avenue
North Hollywood, California 91606
Tel: 818-765-7739
www.bluezebracabaret.com

Pussy Eating Club 3

Sunny Leone makes another splash in the world of directing. After years of being a XXX superstar, Sunny shows you how sex on camera should really be filmed. Watch her give you up close and personal descriptions of all the scenes while making sure all the best talent in the industry is used….Enjoy Sunny Leone’s Pussy Eating Club. Starring Mason Moore, Rachel Roxxx, Jayden James,  Zoe Britton,  Kacey Jordan,  London Keyes,  Violet Monroe,  Amber Ashlee,  Envy Amor,  Tommy Gunn, and Marcus London.

Sweet Latina Booty Bangin

Grab your hard chip and get ready to dip it into the sweetest, spiciest pussy! These sexy Latinas are spreading their pink tacos for the hardest meat and begging to be showered in warm man goo! Perfect bodies with tasty brown skin… these girls come with flava! Starring Mason Moore, Marquetta Jewel, Renae Cruz, and Victoria Lan.

November Issue of CHERI Features Super Star Jesse Jane® and Joining in the Fun is the Fantastic Riley Steele™

August 23, 2010 — VAN NUYS, Calif. — Digital Playground’s quintessential beauty, Jesse Jane opens herself up on the cover of the November 2010 issue of CHERI Magazine. The internationally recognized blond sensation is featured in the issue with a seductively hot 10-page, girl-on-girl, pictorial, starring her breathtakingly beautiful, partner in crime Riley Steele.

“Any time we put Jesse Jane on our cover, issues fly off the newsstands,” said CHERI Editor-in-Chief Rob Errera. “Seeing Jesse on the cover gets people to pick up the magazine, and the hot content inside gets them to buy. The Jesse Jane / Riley Steele layout featured in our November 2010 issue is mind-bending. Jesse and Riley are not only two of the hottest girls working in adult entertainment, they’re two of the hottest girls in the world! Watching them go lesbo on each other with vibes, fingers and tongues is truly a sight to behold.”

“I love this cover! exclaims Jesse Jane. “I’m so excited to be on the Cheri cover again, it means so much to me. I love Cheri magazine – they’re the best!”

Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground’s CEO, adds to Rob’s observations, “Jesse is a superstar and so is Riley, when you put the two together, they are unstoppable. You can’t go wrong with this unbeatable combination.”

Digital Playground founder and director, Joone comments “Jesse and Riley alone are enough to take your breath away but this combination is just too hot to handle.”

The girls aren’t stopping with the Cheri spread. They are also starring together in the newest Digital Playground feature Body Heat which comes out September 21st. This super-hot film will have the viewer begging for more. Starring the entire Digital girl contract stable, Body Heat is set to be the blockbuster adult film of 2010. Check out the special fan site for all the latest: www.bodyheatxxx.com

Fly Girls Now Available

Jack’s Teen America #23 Now Available

Luke Ford would like to wish a very happy birthday to Lacey and Lyndsey Love. These natives of Cleveland, Ohio were born on August 26th, 1983. The two lovely ladies are actually both very shy, believe it or not. In fact, before they started in porn, the girls had each only been with two other guys. As struggling co-eds the twins decided to give porn a try and it wasn’t long before top studios took notice and they signed exclusive contracts as “Vivid Girls”. In 2009 the twins took a year break from the industry, but they are back now, and making their comeback with The Love Twins XXX Home Movies.

The Love Twins XXX Home Movies

What do Identical Twin porn star sisters Lacey and Lyndsey Love do at home ? Apparently Quite A lot ! They decided to grab their own camera and film it all for us too!! When One sister has anal sex does the twin sister watch ?? Lacey Love does her 1st ever anal Scene!! Starring Lacy and Lyndsey Love.

With the Gentleman’s Club Expo wrapping up, and with UFC 118 in Boston only a day away, the Sport Swami is bringing in a major star studded line up. With special co-host BREE OLSON leading the way its mayhem with a method only on this week’s LAST CALL on www.cyberstationusa.com. This week’s guests include;

-UFC Middleweight star GERALD HARRIS (www.geraldhurricaneharris.com) joins the show as he is still hoping to appear on the UFC 118 card despite having his fight moved. The Oklahoma sensation chats about his 10 fight win streak, his past wins over Dave Branch and Mario Miranda, growing up with a large family, training at Grudge Training Center, and the challenges of being a UFC fighter and how he avoids getting a big head.

-UFC Heavyweight prospect MATT MITRIONE (www.mattmitrione.com) joins the show as he and Bree are excited about the first ever UFC card in Indianapolis. The former NFL and Purdue standout in football chats about his experience on TUF 10, fighting Kimbo Slice, his injury history in football and how it affected his daily life, being an “ass$%#!” to many UFC fans, a breakdown of Joey Beltran, and how training affects family life.

-ADAM & EVE Contract starlet ALEXIS FORD returns to the show as her newest movie “Alexis meets Alexis” is out in stores right now. The beautiful New York native chats about working with Alexis Texas, her resigning with Adam & Eve, how she juggles her personal life with her professional life, and what her plans are for the near year and beyond.

-Plus MOFO Gal ALEXIA STONE makes her radio debut on the show as she is already to make her mark in the business. The sultry tattooed vixen talks about working with men and women, the experience of dancing in Sacramento, being a free spirit at heart, and what lies in her future in the industry.

Don’t miss a mega-event episode of LAST CALL on www.cyberstationusa.com. Friday August 27th from 9 to 11 p.m. Eastern time/ 6 to 8 p.m. Pacific time.

(August 19th, 2010 Los Angeles)

It seems a lot of girls in the industry complain that if you have tattoos you won’t get that much work, but this not the case with sultry sexy adult film star Angelina Valentine, who’s a favorite of both the industry and fans alike.

“I work a lot. I came into the industry with a half sleeve of tattoos, and I get work because of my tattoos. I play a lot of bad girl roles,” stated Valentine. “If you’re sure about yourself and confident, they’ll like you and look beyond the tattoos.”

Valentine has many new releases out now, including three for Hustler: “This Ain’t Bad Girls Club XXX”, “This Ain’t Charmed XXX”, and “This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX” Then there’s “Chica Booty” for Video Team, “DD Doctors” for Tom Bryon Pictures, “Pussy Eating Club 2” for Vivid, and “The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse James Scandal” for Venom Digital Media.

“We love Angelina, she’s a great performer and actress,” stated Hustler’s Drew Rosenfeld.

Valentine has two new marketing lines coming out soon: a skateboard, and a T Shirt Line for “T.I.T.S.” www.titsbrand.com. Both lines have alluring and sexy images adorning them. They can be purchased on her official website or at the sites for the companies making the products.

Valentine has a new mainstream gig to add to her growing resume. She will be appearing in the upcoming martial arts action flick “What Happened to Sandy,“ from director Ron Yuan. Plus, Valentine will be co-starring in a new comedy pilot with Priya Rai, Jesse Jordan and Puma Swede titled “The Goomba Gourmet.”

Valentine is featured in the upcoming book “100 Porn Star Confessions” coming out during the holidays.

The August 25th party is called the “Woodystock” Feature Showcase Party. Just as the famed Woodstock Festival brought together many of the top rock bands of the day, “Woodystock” will have performances from several of the top touring feature entertainers in the adult industry. The show is the final event of this year’s Gentlemen’s Club Expo. Many of the winners of the 2010 Exotic Dancer Magazine Awards will be on hand.

The evening’s festivities will be mc’d by “Ronnie the Limo Driver” from the Howard Stern Sirius/XM Show, and comedian Jade Simone St. Clair. Feature entertainers scheduled to perform on stage between 9pm and midnight: Carmen Hart, Katsuni, Rachelle Laree, Kristy Morgan, Tawnie Monroe, Rachel Ryder, Sondra Saxon and Taryn Wylde. Howard Stern’s ”Howard TV” will film some of the excitement (discreetly–customers will not be taped).

Ronnie the Limo Driver commented: “Rick’s Cabaret Las Vegas has hundreds of beautiful women and it is my honor to co-host this special event. I can’t wait to see the nation’s top performers on stage all in one fantastic night.”

Rick’s Cabaret Vegas
3555 S. Procyon St.
702-367-4000
rickslasvegas.com
ricks.com

Adam & Eve Contract Star Teagan Presley Joins Mega Stars Lisa Ann and Jenna Haze in Hosting the Official Exotic Dancer Awards After Party in Las Vegas

Riley Steele Struts her stuff on the red carpet

Elizabeth Shue, Kelly Brook, and Riley Steele showing some love before the movie

Elizabeth Shue, Jessica Szohr, Kelly Brook, and Riley Steele

Jessica Szohr, Elizabeth Shue, and Riley Steele at the after-party

As previously posted, you can see the Piranha 3D trailer HERE

NAUGHTY AMERICA Scores Former Fugitive FARRAH’s First XXX Scene in Five Years!

Wow, where has she been you ask? Well, prison of course for scamming over 40,000 from banks in New Jersey. See the full story at CNN. So now that she is no longer serving time, what is a girl to do? In 1996 Farrah hit the adult scene with a vengeance starring in such films as Farrah’s All Girl Adventure and Farrah’s Pajama Party. Then she made headlines in 2005 when she was busted for using a fake ID and checks to withdraw money from accounts at six banks. She pleaded guilty and served more than three years in prison. Now she’s made a deal with Naughty America (it’s only fitting being she is such a naughty girl!) to shoot her first scene back in porn with them. You can view the trailer HERE.

Naughty America debuts the blonde’s first scene since she left the industry over half a decade ago. Newly released on the Naughty America network is Farrah’s scorching hot scene as the latest installment in the “My Friend’s Hot Mom” series. Farrah stars as a sexually aggressive MILF and is paired with adult actor Tommy Pistol. A sexy, energetic sex scene directed and produced by Christian XXX, who was actually the one who arranged for Farrah’s exciting return to porn.

You can see the ex-con in action, pre-prison in these titles from AdultDVD.com