Who Will Be #1?
Fayner Posts: Everyone has their favorite porn star. Some prefer Jenna Jameson, some go for Sativa Rose. That’s what makes life interesting; If we all liked the same thing, there would be no need for variety. Variety is a good thing, by the way.
It’s time for the end of year Lukeford.com poll!!!! This year has a twist. We’re going to let YOU decide. We’ve come up with a list of 100 porn stars and we’re going to pair them against each other randomly and let YOU decide WHO is the best of the best. Basically it will be a playoff, with the winner of each bracket moving on.
If you think anyone should be added, email us before Monday morning at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com .
Here are the top 100, Monday we begin!!!!!!!
Fayner Posts: I think we’ve come up with the absolute test to once and for all decide who is the hottest porno chick ever. It involves some math, a bit of construction paper, a bunch of markers in different colors and a ruler. Oh, and a LOT of alcohol.
But it can be done. And it will be done. Some time later this week we’ll get to it. But hopefully we can finally put the damn thing to rest and crown a true queen of the blue screen.
I won the last poll for the cheapest person in porn!!! I got 460 votes, 2nd place was fayner with 383, and 3rd place was Ron Jeremy with 339!!
Honestly,together Fayner and Ron don’t even spend what I spend in a month!!! What I spend in a month, it would last them proably 6 months! I AM VERY, VERY HIGH MAINTENCE!!!
Example, Scott doesn’t buy clothes he wears whatever he can get for FREE!!!
ME I leave the mall with at least 10 bags full of clothes and shoes and I do this once a month!!!
And Ron Jeremy doesn’t even own a cell phone!!! I have a 2 cell phones. One palm pilot and one razor!!!
Like I said " I’M VERY HIGH MAINTENCE AND I DO CARE ABOUT MY LOOKS AND WHATS TRENDY AND COOL!"
So you guys are wrong!!!! I’M SPOILED ROTTEN!!!
OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR
Fayner Posts: At this time I’m writing this sentence it’s now exactly 9:30 in the morning. I’ve been IMing with Taylor Rain about Nathan winning the lottery last night (story coming this afternoon) and I decided I’m quite hungry. I suggested she come over and I’ll make french toast. She agreed, said “IM GETTIN IN THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW” and “10:30 I WILL BE THERE” to which I replied “I’ve heard that before” to which she replied “WHATEVER”.
This is the same Taylor Rain who once borrowed my SUV with the promise she’d have it back in exactly one hour. As if you didn’t need to know the rest, seven hours later I was thinking of calling the cops and reporting it stolen ’cause she was both still out and not answering her cell phone.
Porno chicks have always been on their own time completely unaware of the actual time the rest of us operate on. They may for some brief stretch of time be prompt and aware, to which they’ll ov er and over remind us of the fact, but it always goes away and they end up back to their old tricks: busted car, crazy boyfriend, loss of electricity, loss of direction anything to make whoever is upset of their tardiness believe they’re anything other than what they are.
So this is a 2-part test. First, Taylor has to be at my house by 10:30. That’s next to impossible. Also, she has to bring the vacuum cleaner from her house ’cause she’s been yelling about how dirty my place is since my mother left last week. And do both by 10:30, which is now 46 minutes away.
Readers can guess when she will actually get here, and the closest to the actual time wins a set of LA Clippers tickets to which they can choose to take a porno chick to or use both for themselves. With your time guess you must also include whether she remembers to bring the vacuum.
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org before 12:00 noon today with your guess. Results will be posted soon after that.
Good luck, Taylor. You need it.
The numbers for ugliest porn chick were actually pretty shocking!!!
- 1st place: Nadia Stylez with 263
- 2nd place: Shy Love with 240
- 3rd place: Pamela Peaks with 191
- 4th place: Ashley Blue with 184
PLEASE VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE PORN COMPANY! EVERY VOTE COUNTS! THANK YOU!!
OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR
TMFR WRITES: I was putting up the next poll for the week and I realized what my next poll was going to be!!! “THE UGLIEST GIRL IN PORN!!!”
First off the three prettiest girls in porn were, Tiffany Taylor with 154, 2nd place Mc Kenzie Lee with 126, and 3rd place Celeste Star with 104!!!
Also, the girls with the least amount votes will be in the next poll for the “UGLIEST GIRL IN PORN”!!! I’ so smart!!!
Shy Love got the least amount of votes (36), Pamela Peaks (50), and Naomi (52)!!!
SO EVERYONE THATS GO’S TO THE SITE PUT YOUR VOTES IN BECAUSE EVERY VOTE COUNTS!!!! PEACE OUT
OWNER, WRITER, AND EDITOR
Todays new poll is a good one. Who’s the best looking chick on porn?
To help you guys that only know girls by tit and ass and not name, we’ve added links so you can see each girl before you vote!
Remember, your vote counts!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘Prettiest’ Girl In Porn
1 Celeste Star
2 Tiffany Taylor
3 Pamela Peaks
4 McKenzie Lee
5 Shy Love
6 Justine Joli
7 Kirsten Price
10 Jelena Jensen
11 Sandee Westgate
13 Lisa Ann
Matrix has been around for 7 years strong now, and we want to show our valued customers how much we appreciate them.
Matrix Content is seeking its 20,000th customer. As it stands at the moment, we have just passed 19,900 customer. In celebration of reaching this landmark, Matrix will be giving away $5,000 worth of content to the one lucky webmaster who makes the 20,000th order!
Here are some of the guidline:
– Contest is open to all existing/future webmasters
– All orders must be purchases (NO ADDING LICENSES OR FREE SETS)
To all of our webmasters, we wish you luck, and to webmasters who aren’t already signed up with us, I urge you to do so, and not miss out on this awesome opportunity!
If you have any questions regarding bulk purchases, discounts, packages or need any other assistance, feel free to hit me up!!
Good Luck! And Look for more contests to come!!
BIG BLACK DUDES, A PORNO CHICK AND SWEATY BALLS! … NO IT’S NOT AN INTERACIAL GANG-BANG, IT’S “WIN A DATE WITH A PORNO STAR TO AN UPCOMING LA CLIPPER HOME GAME”!!
Fayner Posts: That’s right, kiddos!
Thanks to the fine folks at www.pornstarstation.com, www.clubhardcore.tv and www.clubtaylorrain.com we’re offering a sweet contest for our loyal followers!
Available are 4 sets of Clipper tickets.
The winner of the first three week’s contests get free tix and a date with a yet-unnamed porno starlet to their choice of home game.
The final winner gets to see the game with Fayner, who may or may not cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn box and let the winner give him a handjob during halftime.
Stay tuned for further details.