Fayner Posts: At this time I’m writing this sentence it’s now exactly 9:30 in the morning. I’ve been IMing with Taylor Rain about Nathan winning the lottery last night (story coming this afternoon) and I decided I’m quite hungry. I suggested she come over and I’ll make french toast. She agreed, said “IM GETTIN IN THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW” and “10:30 I WILL BE THERE” to which I replied “I’ve heard that before” to which she replied “WHATEVER”.
This is the same Taylor Rain who once borrowed my SUV with the promise she’d have it back in exactly one hour. As if you didn’t need to know the rest, seven hours later I was thinking of calling the cops and reporting it stolen ’cause she was both still out and not answering her cell phone.
Porno chicks have always been on their own time completely unaware of the actual time the rest of us operate on. They may for some brief stretch of time be prompt and aware, to which they’ll ov er and over remind us of the fact, but it always goes away and they end up back to their old tricks: busted car, crazy boyfriend, loss of electricity, loss of direction anything to make whoever is upset of their tardiness believe they’re anything other than what they are.
So this is a 2-part test. First, Taylor has to be at my house by 10:30. That’s next to impossible. Also, she has to bring the vacuum cleaner from her house ’cause she’s been yelling about how dirty my place is since my mother left last week. And do both by 10:30, which is now 46 minutes away.
Readers can guess when she will actually get here, and the closest to the actual time wins a set of LA Clippers tickets to which they can choose to take a porno chick to or use both for themselves. With your time guess you must also include whether she remembers to bring the vacuum.
Email me at faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com before 12:00 noon today with your guess. Results will be posted soon after that.
Good luck, Taylor. You need it.
