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GOD, THAT FAYNER SURE IS A FAG!
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VERY IMPORTANT CORRECTION!!!
Fayner Posts: For some reason, today TR chose in her “daily” column “What’s Hard and What’s Whack” to praise Van Halen while denouncing Pantera. Although she can’t tell when she’s hearing VH despite all my influence, I appreciate her giving props to pretty much the only thing that makes me happy anymore.
That is, until I discovered that she actually was insulting the mighty Van Halen and all that they stood for (chicks and drugs and midgets) without even knowing it.
I now correct what was incorrect…
THIS LOGO ABOVE REPRESENTS THE VAN HALEN THAT CONSISTED OF EDDIE, ALEX, MIKE AND DAVE, FROM 1978 UNTIL 1985, AND WAS REPRODUCED ON MANY NOTEBOOKS AND SCHOOL DESKS AS A TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ROCK BANDS EVER. SOME MORONS, LIKE ME, EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO CARVE IT INTO THEIR ARM WITH A RAZOR BLADE IN SOME TWISTED PLEDGE OF INFECTED ALLEGENCE
(TR USED THE FOLLOWING LOGO TO ANNOUNCE VH BEING “HARD” WHICH UNKNOWINGLY GAVE PROPS TO A VERY “WHACK” ELDERLY VERSION OF THE BAND)
THIS LOGO ABOVE REPRESENTS THE VAN HALEN THAT CONSISTED OF EDDIE, ALEX, MIKE AND DAVE’S REPLACEMENT SAMMY, AND LATER SAMMY’S REPLACEMENT GARY CHERONE, FROM 1986 UNTIL TODAY, AND HAS NEVER BEEN REPRODUCED ON ANYONE’S NOTEBOOK OR SCHOOL DESK – UNLESS AS A THEFT DETERRENT OR A PRACTICAL JOKE – AS A TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ROCK BANDS EVER WHO FELL PREY TO GREED, EGOS AND CORPORATE ROCK.
VAN HALEN DIED IN 1985 WITH THE DEPARTURE (OR FIRING) OF DAVID LEE ROTH. SURE, THE NAME IS STILL BEING USED AFTER DAVE’S DEPARTURE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH HIM ALSO DEPARTED THE OVER-THE-TOP THEATRICS, THE TOPLESS CHICKS WITH CRIMPTED AND LEGWARMERS, THE MIDGETS AND THE CLASSIC MUSIC ONLY CREATED BY SUPREME EGOMANIACS WHO DESPISE EACH OTHER.
WHEN VH CHANGED THEIR LOGO TO THE GAY 3-D ONE ABOVE, THEY PRETTY MUCH WERE SAYING THEY SURRENDERED THEIR SOULS AFTER REPLACING THE ULTIMATE CROTCHLESS LEATHER PANT WEARING FRONTMAN FOR A GUY WHO USES ONE OF THEM FAGGY HANDLESS MICROPHONES LIKE N’SYNC AND EVEN ONCE WORE A YELLOW JUMPSUIT BY CHOICE.
THE REAL VH MADE 6 ALBUMS IN 6 YEARS AND SOLD 34 MILLION COPIES IN THE U.S., NOT TO MENTION BEING THE HIGHEST PAID ROCK BAND EVER FOR A SINGLE CONCERT THAT MADE THEM $1.5 MILLION.
THE PHONEY VH MADE 6 ALBUMS IN 12 YEARS AND SOLD ONLY 18.5 MILLION, NOT TO MENTION ROYALLY SUCKING BIG TIME.
FAYNER’S MALE SAC APLENTY!
EMAIL #1) WELL…YOUR WORLD SERIES PICK IS MORE THAN LIKELY GOING TO BE RIGHT BUT NOT your cup or Superbowl pick. Time will tell though and I will definitely be around to remind you. As far as my daddy touching me comments like that usually come from guys who wish their daddy was around to touch them. I won’t take anything you say personal or threaten to kick your ass as I was the one who was initially annoyed by you months ago and lashed out but saying I need help?…funny coming from a cokehead alcoholic. I may have an issue or two but nowhere near as many as you need to address. Maybe I’ll see you out sometime and buy you a drink.
Luke
EMAIL #2) that dude who wrote in venting about the astros jacket bit is a dumb dick for sure…funny thing was I thought you were a weak-bodied bitch too because of how you’re busting your fucking nutsack lifting TMFR barely two feet off the ground in that beach pic. very sad indeed. 🙂
EMAIL #3) Baseball is the coolest sport…arguably. Im from Chicago and I am a long time Sox fan. Your half-ass sports knowledge is uncanny…uncannily(?) good? My money is on the Wings or Pats…you fucking crack me up.
You know that Astros jacket in the pics actually looked kinda cool…becoming colors on you Id go so far to say…right up there with “dirt bag”‘s finest. Thanks for the blessing…go Sox! What an awesome night. Yeah, sports are unimportant…Hitler probably loved baseball, but you know what? Nothing in life really matters…it’s cool to see a team “come together” and embrace good strategy to win a championship though. Now that the Sox have won I can finally kill myself. Just kidding, Im really a Cubs fan. Epistomology.
Holla!
OLD LADIES SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
Couldn’t pass this one up!!!
WHY MY LOWRIDER IS FOR SALE!!!!!!!!!!!
My lowrider is for sale because it’s too much maintenance and guys hate that I have a cooler truck than them. I can’t help the fact that I have good taste in cars. I am over it and I would like to sell it to some rich dude that loves my movies. It’s a fun truck and i will show you how to cruise in it!
VALUE: $38,000 – SELL PRICE $28,000
Here are some features of the truck:
It’s a 2001 ford F-150. Has only 30,000 miles!!!!!! That’s less than 10,0000 a year. Holla!
Also it has four switches, two compressors, two batteries, nas tank, brand new tail-lights, its silver with custom suede interior (its sick), bass knobs so you can lower the bass or increase the bass, also, custom grill, custom mirrors, chrome knobs on everything, tons of amp power and 3 – 12’s in the back! It’s sick! Will have pictures soon! Hit me up on my e mail! Holla!
More info when you e mail me!
TMFR
Owner, writer, and editor
EXCUSE THE INTERRUPTION OF SERVICE
Lukeford will be down and out for a few hours… BECAUSE THE VALLEY IS IN FLAMES!!!
From STU at Smash Pictures
OH YA…. WAY TO GO SKULL AND KEYS
Why it is important to learn English when you live in the United States…….
FAYNER’S MALE SAC
DAN WRITES: Dig the site, but there’s one thing I should tell you before someone who’s a much bigger/more pompous asshole screams this at you: Adolph Hitler was elected; he wasn’t installed.
The German economy was in the toilet and he was the first politician to convince the German people — who my history professor referred to as having a “sonderweg”, or as it’s loosely translated “retarded path” in politics, meaning they’re political retards — that they are strong and should unite under his national socialist ideals.
Otherwise, fairly accurate, though I don’t think Hitler and Bush are all that alike.
Hitler was a great speaker.
Fayner Says: I got this from the internet:
These two myths – that Hitler was elected into power and that Germany supported him – are not true. The Hitler regime was never democratically elected. Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany on 30 January 1933 by the President, General Hindenburg, and the politician von Papen, to try to stop a left-wing government taking power.
J WRITES: Fayner…what’s up with the ‘brainwashed puppets’ crap? You know these guys are in a hard spot…they can go shoot a bunch of foreign rambo-wannabe’s or spend 10 years chugging cock in military prison. That’s a pretty easy call for most guys not already into tossing salad for extra cigs or pb&j’s.
Fayner Says: Soldiers are trained to obey and serve their superior, and despite them risking their lives for you and me that makes them brainwashed puppets. Okay?
SHE’S HAVIN A BABY!!!
One of my best friends in the world, Angelica, is expecting her first child with her husband!!!
I don’t know when I’ve been this happy!!!! Everyone say a prayer for Angelica and her child … lets hope the New York weather doesn’t take it’s toll on her through the months ahead.
EXCLUSIVE: UNABLE TO SATISFY GIRLFRIEND, TONY TESTA SOLICITS NICK MANNING TO PLEASE HER FOR MONEY
Fayner Posts: I caught wind that inked-to-his-dink porno web nerd Tony “The Testacle” Testa found himself unable to please his girlfriend sexually during a recent trip to Europe, and apparently has been attempting to contact super-stud Nick Manning in hopes he’ll do what Tony has been inept in doing….making his woman orgasm.
Calling Testa to confirm this rumor, he first denied then proceeded to ask for Manning’s phone number and a ballpark figure of what it may cost to hire the man I call “The Most Handsome Man on Earth.”
Taking into consideration the time they’ve been a couple and the number of times they’ve had sex, I concluded that Tony doesn’t have nearly the amount of money it would take to please his girlfriend using a scrub like Corey Feldman, let alone a top-notch sexpert like Manning.
Testa refuses to give up, and is currently strolling his gay neighborhood in San Diego in hopes of sucking some dick for money.
We wish him good luck.