Sexy Bluebird Films Star Gets Naughty in Latest Feature Release

Real Life Beauty Queen turned Porn Star plays Fashion Mogul

Now available on DVD

“I had so much fun making this movie,” Natasha said. “I got to work with some very sexy, horny people who really know how to fuck. That makes all the difference in the world. I came my brains out in every single scene!”

The cast for the upcoming release includes some well known sirens like Anna Lovato, India, Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie, and Michelle Thorne, along with a few delicious new surprises like Kaia Kane, Stacey Saran, and Valery Summer. Even Paul Chaplin makes an appearance or two!

“It’s wonderful working with Paul,” Natasha continued. “He makes everything seem sexy and fun.”

Natasha Marley is a London based model who has traveled the world. Often featured as a Page 3 girl in the Sun, she has also graced the pages of Maxim magazine and featured as a Playboy Cyber Girl. When it comes to being seen, Miss Marley is certain 2012 is going to be her big year.

“I’m really stepping it up this year,” she said. “Fans are not going to believe their eyes when they see my new scenes. I can’t wait to hear what they have to say!”

Neither can we.

Directed by Jay Riots, together they bring a brand spanking new and a red hot vignette series featuring some of the top and most sought after names in British porn.  Join the likes of Syren Sexton, Lexi Ward, Mai Bailey, Daisy Rock, Carmen Jay, Kai Taylor, Clarke Kent and Dean Van Damme in this exclusive, raunchy all British stars only series.  Dirty Minds showcases truly great sex scenes which are set to tantalize and delight the viewer whilst leaving them wanting more and more as hot ‘girl next door’, not so innocent vixens  show viewers just how dirty they can be.  Viewers get to witness non- stop boy/girl fucking delivered by highly competent professionals.  The girls perform just like you dream your girlfriend would.  These girls aim to please and effortlessly fulfill that aim as nothing pleases them more than laying bare the secrets of their dirty minds.  If the viewers love to hear girls talk dirty and watch them loving every second of pleasing their man then it must be true that dirty minds really do think alike.

“The goal is to satisfy the viewer with a picture that not only will make him or her dive into themselves with ecstasy but for the viewer to want to push that play button over and over again.” explains owner of GT XXXTREME FILMS, Toney Tapia.  “I am so excited for the fans to watch this film.  It is totally HOT!  Trust me!”

Due for a January 2012 release, Dirty Minds marks the first in a series for GT XXXTREME FILMS with numerous films set to release throughout the year including a sequel, Dirtier Minds and the East Coast Delivers series.

]]> http://lukeford.com/2011-11-23/the-good-folks-at-gt-xxxtreme-have-some-dirty-minds/feed/ 1 http://lukeford.com/2011-08-22/its-movie-trailer-monday-again/ http://lukeford.com/2011-08-22/its-movie-trailer-monday-again/#comments Mon, 22 Aug 2011 19:17:23 +0000 Gossip Girl http://lukeford.com/?p=21952 I don’t know what happened to the tradition we had going called Movie Trailer Monday but I think it’s time we bring it back, especially since I just got my hands on a huge stash of them thanks to our friends at Vivid Entertainment, Sunlust Pictures and Bluebird Films.  Thanks guys!

So what movie do I have for you today?  Well I’ll be totally honest with you, I picked it based on the box cover alone – it’s called Straight Double D’s from Bluebird Films.  How hotness is that blonde on the cover of this movie?

Straight Double D’s:  A recent study from the department of scholastic intermediary studies has concluded that students devote 96% of their thought process to big fucking tits. upon the release of these findings, we wasted no time in putting together some of the biggest boob teachers and students at the local schools. Watch these big round mounds fuck the hell out of these classrooms!   Straight Double D’s is now available on DVD

Her latest release Teen Sex is a prime example of that.  She claims she directed the movie which is really nothing more than a collection of gonzo like scenes of which she claims to direct, did she really or did the just put her name on it?  Who knows.

That however isn’t really my bitch.  The first thing that catches my attention in this fiasco of a movie is Ron Jeremy’s fat ass fucks some chick with his shirt on.  He couldn’t really take his fucking shirt off?

Next I seen Evan Seinfeld.  He’s well know for all of his tats and as such his Teravision movies starting selling bad.  I mean who the fuck wants to see that?  Well in this movie he has even more tats that before.  The man has very little actual skin left on body.  It’s almost entirely covered in ink now, including his hands.  You can’t even watch the part of the trailer with him in it, his ink is just far to distracting.

You would think someone like Sunny Leone would be hand picking her cast with pretty girls and some decent looking guys.  But instead it looks like they’ve opted to go the budget porn route with some very bottom of the scale female talent as well.

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Teen Sex starring Dakoda Brooks, Melissa Matthews, Sindee Jennings, Kaci Star, Bella Cole, Derrick Pierce, Tommy Gunn, Ron Jeremy and Spyder Jonez.  Watch as these sexy young teens get fucked by guys that know what they want. These teen sluts love to get pounded by experienced cocks. They just keep screaming for more and more.

The first scene featured Teagan Presley with Alexis Texas.  Talk about an industry darling.  People lately seem to be just obsessed with her.  I think she is the porno industries answer to Kim Kardashian.  I personally think I prefer Alexis Texas over Kim Kardashian but that’s another story for another day.

Actually what I liked about this movie was the first thing you see not only in this scene but in every scene.  They all have this sexy, erotic openings.  It’s very reminiscence of those Taylor Rain movies from years ago.  Needless to say, I like those kind of fantasy opening sequences a lot.

The next scene is with Bobbi Starr and Spanish stud Toni Ribas.  I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever met a straight man who spells his name Toni instead of Tony.  Toni is typically a more feminine spelling.  I don’t know why but I find it very strange.

I kinda figured he was one of those gay/bi cross over stars you’ve been hearing about so much lately but after looking into it some, turns out I was wrong.  He just spells his name weird.  He’s very much a straight male and in fact, he’s appeared in over 500 scenes in the last 10 years.  That means he’s banged more girls in the last decade that most men will even dream of being with in an entire lifetime.

So back to the scene.  The two had rather good chemistry.  Lots of heat and passion.  They almost seem to go out of their way to make this movie more attractive to couples with extra affection and kissing.

The next scene features Andy San Dimas and the very sexy Rocco Reed.  You could almost not fuck this scene up.  Rocco Reed is so attractive, is there really anything he could do wrong?

The next scene also comes with one of those fantasy, sexy and erotic opening sequences.  The scene is with Asa Akira and Evan Stone.  Evan Stone is a very powerful male performer.  He’s extremely good looking, that could easily be confused with the male models on the cover of those romance novels, so I was really looking forward to this scene but to be honest I wasn’t impressed.  I don’t know what it is but I’m just really not a fan of Asa Akira.  She wasn’t really into it.  She just seemed so fake to me for some reason.  Her fakeness really distracted me and kept me from truly enjoying the scene.

The last scene features Lexi Belle and Mr. Pete.  The passion in this scene was wrong but the performers seemed rather out of place among a cast of what could easily be confused super models.  You have all these chiseled males and super hot females and then the last two.  They are okay, rather decent looking but by no means ugly just not in the same caliber of the other performers.

Overall I rated the movie very well.  I think Adam and Eve did a great job adding little touches to make the movie more couples friendly, despite it being in the gonzo / all-sex category.  For that I gave the big credit.

I liked the movie a lot.  I liked Teagan Presley and Alexis Texas more than probably anything.   So if you are looking for a good movie to watch, this is probably one you want to check out.

The movie was directed by B. Skow who years later Meggan Mallone would go on to move in with, leave porn for, get engaged to and eventually have his child.  They call this movie an “all sex” or “gonzo” film.  This is basically just another way of saying this movie isn’t a feature film.  It’s just a collection of sex scenes typically of a similar nature.  There is no pretense of a story, instead these kind of movies have themes like all big boobs or all blondes.

I want to say that I am normally a huge fan of Vivid movies.  In fact, they have until recently been some of my favorite adult films.

This movie was a sad, sad attempt at a Vivid film.  It wasn’t even that hot in terms of sex, with the exception of Meggan’s sex sscenes the rest was just really odd and uninteresting.   In one scene there was no sex at all.  It was a girl in the shower giving us a close up look at her shaving her hairy pussy.  Who the hell thought it would be sexy to watch a girl shave her hairy pussy?  It was un-sexy, and well downright nasty.  Not my cup of tea to say the least.

There is a scene in the movie with Evan Stone who I normally really like but this scene was really badly done.  The directing in this thing left me going WTH?  It was cheesy and forced.  I didn’t like it at all.

Minus the 3 Meggan Mallone scenes, this movie was a total and complete waste.  I was highly disappointed.  It was like they gave some guy they just met off of the street a camera and said go for it!  His lack of experience clearly came through in the way he shot the girls.

I love Meggan Mallone.  I love Vivid movies but I have to say what I don’t love is this movie.   If I had to give it a rating I guess I would give it a 3 out of 10.  If you care to see the movie for yourself you can watch Stroke It online on the official Vivid website.

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In this movie Sean Michaels has 4 different sexual encounters and each one is a different scene.  The first girl up to bat is Kelly Divine.  I’ve always thought Kelly Divine was pretty.  I like her a lot but I was really to distracted to notice her good looks but the horrible music she is dancing to in this scene.  Eventually Sean comes in, they have sex and that is that.  I really found myself fast forwarding through the sex in this scene.  It’s never a good thing when a consumer is so uninterested in the sex between two people in a porno that they fast forward through it.

The next scene caught my attention a little more.  It was a threeway which included Alana Evans and Flower Tucci.  The sex was a little better in this scene but still seemed so forced and awkward.  I hate to say it but it was very evident that these girls were paid to do a job and they weren’t patriotically happy about being there.  There were moments in this scene that weren’t bad, especially with the dildo involved but it’s hard for me to get into a scene when the performers themselves are not so into it.

The next scene features Mellanie Monroe. This scene was confusing to me.  By her looks I wasn’t sure if she was some hooker he paid to come to his house to fuck him or some chick he already knew.   There is a great tease scene between the two that is pretty hot.  What was really strange about this scene was the very end.  Basically instead of coming on her ass or tits or even on her face like most guys do, he came in her hand.

The last scene features Liz Black who calls up Sean for a little fun.  This time he goes to her for the sex.  This is sort of a setup for a husband to get to watch another man fucking his wife.  The energy was pretty decent in this scene but I would have liked to see the 3rd man actually get more into it than he did.  Just jerking off watching some man do your wife isn’t that hot to me.

The extras in the movie were almost non existent.  There was some photo galleries and I think 3 trailers for other movies.  Color me so not impressed.

Overall I would have to say this is probably not a movie you really want to waste much money on.  It’s in the gonzo category and if that is your thing, there are far, far better ones that you could watch instead.

So when I heard that there was a pornographic parody being made of the movie, of course I had to take a moment to check it out.

In all honesty, I was on another review website and seen their comments about it.   The reviewer talked about how great the sex was, but was really harsh on it for the very thing that made the original movie great.   He hated the low budget, campy feeling of the movie.  Clearly the reviewer never sat down on the 13th nights of Halloween before and seen  Sarah Jessica Parker jump up and down saying Amuck! Amuck! Amuck!

The acting in the original Hocus Pocus was so atrocious that it because a big part of how great the movie is.  The movie was never meant to be an oscar winning
Now back to the parody.  Casting wise they did a great job.  Bette Midler’s role was played by Audrey Hollander.   There aren’t really that many red headed porn stars but out of the few there are, I think they made the best casting choice.

When it comes to the Sarah Jessica Parker character, there could have been no other choice than to cast Nikki Benz.    They look so much alike and have very similar mannerisms.  A few months ago I seen a side by side photo comparison that the producer had posted on Adult DVD Talk but when I started working on this review I couldn’t seem to find the image anymore so instead I thought I would create my own comparing the stars of the parody to the original.

The movie opens up with a 6 girl orgy.  Later on in the movie you learn that the witch sisters draw their magical powers from sexual energy and would eventually be found guilty and put to death for corrupting the local townswoman.  That apparently is what we are seeing in this first scene.

I read once from something the producer said about the movie some time ago that this scene originally lasted over an hour but in editing is was brought down to just over 24 minutes.  That seems like a lot of cut footage.  I think it would have been nice to had at least a few more minutes of Madelyn Marie with Audrey Hollander.

Like in the original movie, they make a few obvious mistakes but it wouldn’t be true to the original if they didn’t.

In the next scene it brings us into modern day times.  The witches house is now a haunted museum and every year they throw a Halloween party.  Employees of the museum are preparing for the party when they get sidetracked by sex.  The threesome involves McKenzee Miles, her boyfriend and Amia Miley.

I first seen Amia Miley on some teen website with her body all greased up.  I watched her scene and immediately fell in love with her.  She has this very cutesy look about her but has a mouth like a sailer.  In this scene with McKenzee Miles she doesn’t disappoint.  Half way through the scene there is some smoke in the corner and through some great looking special effects, especially for a porno, a woman starts to appear.  I wasn’t quite sure who the person was at first but later on I found out her name is Sea J. Raw.  The other three don’t seem to notice the person is there.  I took me awhile to realize it, but it turns out that Sea J. Raw was actually not there, she was a ghost.  I think she was meant to be the ghost that was causing the other three to get into the threesome in the first place.  Sea J. Raw plays with herself and eventually a vibe magically appears.  She then uses that vibe to fuck herself in the ass.  She was so hot, I actually had forgotten about the threesome going on in the scene.  But not to be outdone in terms of what was hot the male in the scene stacked his two females one on top of the other, to have sex with them.  That was so hot.

In the next few scenes you get to see the now dead witch sisters be brought back to life and go off on their adventure to find a virgin to draw enough power from the virgin’s sexual energy to let them live beyond just Halloween night.  The next three sex scenes involve each of the three witches having sex with different men that they’ve picked up at the party going on at their house.  Turns out they weren’t able to find a virgin but were about to keep trying when they meet up with a very large breasted blonde who wanted to help.  She knew of a virgin who has wanted to fuck her for awhile.

What they did right — I guess the best way to put it is that the sex was magical.  Between the heated threeway scene with Amia Miley to Audrey Hollander’s anal sex scene.  I like that the didn’t try and match the original movie word for word but that they stuck with what was great about it, the campy feeling.  It worked for the original and for this version as well.

I think they did a great job with all the extras including several cast interviews and behind the scenes chatter.  A lot of the lower budget movies tend to pass on this extra footage and I think that’s a mistake.  How hard is it to take a few minutes to ask the cast some questions.  I’m glad they did this.  It was great listening to Eva Angelina talk about wearing her glasses to catch a cum shot.

The costumes were hot.  I know that most men don’t watch porn to see what the girls are wearing but as a female, I can’t help it.  That kind of thing matters to me.

What they did wrong – I would have liked to see a longer version of the first scene in the movie, the 6 girl orgy.   I think if they had over an hour footage actually shot, I would have liked to see more Madelyn Marie.  Surely somewhere in that 1 hour of extra lost footage, she was in some of it.

I liked the bonus dance scene they did with the fog. I  thought it was very sexy and erotic.  I really liked the song attached to it.  I don’t know who sings it but is great.  I had it stuck in my head for days and it was the perfect match for the dance number the three main stars of the movie did.  But what I don’t understand is why they didn’t include more bonus footage or bonus scenes from the many other movies that Cezar Capone had previously done.  I’m a big fan of the extras and bonuses on the dvd.  But since they provided some other great bonuses, it’s not that big of a deal.

In conclusion — In the end the movie parody or not it is still a porno and people watching it want to see one great thing and that is the sex so really the only thing that really matters is how hot the sex was.  In all the movie had 6 sex scenes, all of which where great.  Some where better than others, but isn’t that always the case?

You may be asking yourself why I am reviewing a movie that came out in 2003 but to be honest it really is a great watch still years later.  The twins that star in the movie didn’t get any less hotter just because a few years have passed.

The movie is broken up into three categories for the viewer to choose from, foreplay, sweet and nasty.   After selecting foreplay you are presented with the option of tits, ass, pussy, dildo, and bj.  These videos are more teasers than anything.  The tits menu gets you a video of the girls tits, where the ass menu as you might expect will get you shots of the girls asses.

The sweet menu gets you the option of seeing the twins do doggie, reverse cowgirl, missionary, cowgirl or to go directly to the cum shot.

If you chose the nasty menu you get the same options as sweet, only they are a little more hardcore.  The cum scene then offers you two options of cum inside of me or cum on me.

The girls have great, rock hard bodies and they have a lot of energy in their sex scenes.  They aren’t at all shy, and it comes through in their performances.  My favorite part was the reverse cowgirl.  I don’t know which twin it was because I quite honestly can’t tell them apart, but damn one of them can sure ride a cock and look amazing doing it.  Her super flat, well toned stomach, her great tits.  It’s just an all around great scene.

What they did right — They made a movie with two very hot identical twin sisters.  How can that alone not be a plus of any movie?  Add to the fact that the girls have a great, outgoing personality that comes through in the scenes they do and it’s even better.

I love the bonus interview they did with Misha and Sasha at the end of the movie.  It also included a almost 10 minute behind the scenes clip of the Twins in London.  I’m a huge fan of extras when it comes to DVDs, so these were a really nice plus for me.

As far as the movie goes, I really can’t complain.  The girls had a lot of energy in their sex scenes.   The girls are very hot and their accents are beyond adorable.

What they did wrong – Minus the interview and BTS clip they did with Misha and Sasha, which was great mind you, the DVD really lacked on any bonuses or extras.  It has the standard photo slideshow, and a a few movie trailers for some of the other Anarchy titles but that was really it.    Would it have been so hard to throw in a biography of these girls or at least some kind of extras?  Maybe some Misha and Sasha desktop wallpapers, maybe something, I don’t know.  I just feel like they really skimped in terms of DVD extras.

As far as the movie goes, I’m happy there.  My only real complaint in terms of quality of the overall DVD is the annoying repeated audio loop from the DVD menus.   It’s the same 5 second loop repeated over and over and over again.  Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?  A moan or two is nice, but the same 5 second moan repeated over and over and over, not so much.

In conclusion — Despite the fact that this is a movie from 2003, it was still a good watch some 7 years later.  The twins are extremely hot.  The movie left me wanting to get to know more about them and see even more of their work.  Scenes from the movie is available to download just click on the box cover above to go directly to the link.

Hello my name is Mandee and well this is officially my first movie review for the Luke Ford website.   I will be posting several movie reviews for you in the future so I hope you find them helpful.

The first scene starts off with Meggan Mallone walking around in jean shorts and a pink polka dot bikini top. She meets up with a friend of hers and they get a stranger to take their photo together as if they were tourists.  Turns out the two are supposed to be from Ohio there in California for a vacation.

Eventually they make their way to the beach and again run into the guy who took their picture earlier. He helps them in their pursuit of finding some celebrities. They find their way onto his boat and as her friend goes to take a phone call Meggan and the stranger, played by Rocco Reed to start to make out. Making out leads to fucking in just about every part of his boat house.   These two are great together.  It’s a very good scene in terms of sexual energy and passion.

In the next scene we see Gianna Lynn playing with her breasts, then heads to the couch to see her fiance.  She misses him and she can’t wait to have sex with him.  As he starts to eat her pussy you notice right away she didn’t shave that day. With a day or so worth of growth on her pussy it gives it a very unusually dark look. It’s hard to explain how it looks other than to say it looks weird. I felt sorry for the dude trying to eat her pussy. You know that fucking stubble didn’t feel good.

Next Gianna Lynn got face fucked then they made their way to the bed and she rode his cock. This scene was strangely not Paul Thomas like. The energy just wasn’t there at all. Normally he gets more out of her performers but this time it just looked so strangely forced. She was trying to hard and the guy was just phoning it in. Trent Tesoro didn’t have much chemistry with Gianna Lynn at all.  While they were fucking thy got interrupted. It seems the maid came in to clean the room. As she said she would come back later he told her that was okay. Instead he threw her on the couch and started fucking her. Her seemed far more into Holly West than he did the last girl.  Soon Gianna Lynn joined the two and it made for a great threesome. The scene got much better when Holly West joined the mix.  The scene ended rather strangely. While her man was still fucking the maid, she quickly jumped out of bed, put on her clothes, grabbed her suitcase and took off. The other two didn’t seem to notice or case or care that the chick took off.

In the next scene she hooks up with not one, but two men, neither of which were her fiance. The two men she hooks up with this time are Alan Stafford and Joey Brass. There seems to be very little reason as to why she decided to go off and fuck two other guys when her fiance was in town, other than “some unfinished business” but this is a porno so really do you need a reason to fuck?  Gianna Lynn is more sexually aggressive than most females so pairing her with the right men is important. You can really see the difference from the last scene and the sex just comes off much hotter. Again the only real problem I have with her is that the bitch really needs to shave her fucking pussy. That shot looks so fucking nasty because, all black and seriously, someone buy the bitch a fucking razor already.

At the end of the scene both the men unload on her nice, big titties.  That was pretty hot.

In the next scene it’s time for everyone to go back to Ohio or Idaho, wherever they are from.  Meggan Mallone reveals she is going to stay in California and move in with the guy she fucked the other day. In this part of the movie Meggan and Gianna Lynn’s fiance have a heated exchange of words where basically he calls her a slut for just hooking up and moving in with some random guy.  What is interesting about this scene is that in real life Meggan Mallone was in a relationship with Trent.  But by the way those two went at each other, you wouldn’t have guessed it.  Guess it’s true what they said about Paul Thomas and his ability to bring out the best in any porn actress.

Meggan Mallone heads over to her new place and it is there she meets his crazy ex-girlfriend played by Jennifer Dark.  The three seem to get along rather well and that of course leads to a great threeway that ends in him unloading on their faces and in their mouths.

In all the movie was about an hour and 34 minutes long but still unusual to have only 4 scenes. Most movies today have 5 sex scenes in that same time period, but this was had some rather long sex so in all the movie only included the 4 scenes.

The movie ends and Meggan going on her way. thinking about her time in Malibu and moving into her own apartment which interestingly enough just so happens to have been the same location that they shot Meggan and Hanna Love Manuel.
At the very end you get a shot of Paul Thomas on the Pier in a cameo.

On a strange note, the movie credits say it was written and directed by Chuck Lords, yet most sources of information say it was directed by Paul Thomas. Since Paul Thomas made the non-sex cameo at the end of the movie that would make sense. So I did some digging and it turns out Chuck Lords is just another name Paul Thomas uses to attach his name to projects he isn’t particularly proud of.
Overall I would say if you are a fan of Meggan Mallone then this movie is a must have. She looks hot, fucks great and has two sex scenes in the movie.

This movie is available on DVD

Blockbuster Charlie’s Angels XXX Parody Could Provide Big Boost for Retail Sales
Not Charlie’s Angels XXX is showing every indication of becoming a major blockbuster that could provide a big boost for retail DVD sales nationwide this fall.

Notice the word COULD. Technically any movie that is released Could provide a big boost for retail sales. So really anyone releasing a new movie can make this claim. They are not stating a fact, needing actual proof, this is just an assumption, and a mighty presumptuous one at that. Vivid’s new Batman XXX is making this claim but it has already been released, so you have to assume they are looking at sales figures and not just making a claim out of their assholes! And what indications are they talking about? Pre-sales? But what else? It says EVERY indication, like there is more than one factor to consider. Again, a purely arrogant claim pulled from their ass.

What makes Not Charlie’s Angels XXX even more unique is that it comes from the same comedy team that has brought many of the best-selling adult parodies to fans worldwide including spoofs of The Brady Bunch, Married with Children, M*A*S*H, Bewitched, Monday Night Football, Airplane, Three’s Company and Britney Spears.

This whole paragraph did not make any sense. The movie is MORE UNIQUE…? What? I think they used the wrong word here. To be MORE unique you had to have been Unique in the first place. What made them unique? Gorgeous women (umm, don’t most porno’s have this)? But it never says, it just goes straight to the MORE unique claim.

“This is also the first action-adventure feature movie that I have directed and I loved every minute of it,” proclaimed Will Ryder, the 2010 AVN, XRCO, XCritic, CAVR and NightMoves director of the year.

Now see this is how it is done. They can claim what a great direct Will Ryder is, because they have “awards” to back it up. They didn’t just pull this claim out of thin air like people tend to do when promoting a pornstar.

Destined for numerous award nominations; Not Charlie’s Angels XXX is a fun, wild ride packed with twists, turns, great music and loads of fun.  The 2-disc Collectors Set is packed with extras, bonus sex scenes from Madison Scott, Zeina Heart and Nicole Ray, extensive behind the scenes footage, cast commentary, director/producer travelogue and much more.

Okay, this paragraph just really cracks me up. ‘Destined for numerous awards‘…Feeling conceited much? How they hell do they know, except that it makes the movie sound better when advertising it. The rest of the paragraph is great, but I just can’t stop laughing every time I see the word “Destined“

This could be the most entertaining porn movie of the year.  Check out the trailer here  www.sitcums.com/Not Charlies Angel XXX.html

Okay, now I think they are starting to realize that maybe they aren’t fortune tellers after all. So instead of just blatantly claiming the DVD is the most entertaining of the year, they simply say it COULD be! Well, you could be a dumb mother fucker, too, couldn’t you? Not that I am saying you are, but you COULD be! So only time will tell if any or all  of their claims in this highly inflated press release come true.

Well, his name is Uncle Jesse and you’ve probably seen him in Hollywood movies or TV shows like Ghost Busters or the 6 Million Dollar man. Actually maybe you didn’t. He was always a more behind the scenes kind of guy. He was after all a real life Hollywood stuntman for years.  He worked on many of the biggest Hollywood movies during the 1970′s and 1980′s.

In fact there is an UNCONFIRMED rumor that he even had a tryst on the set of one of his mainstream movies with a now very famous blonde actress – this blonde female star in question in today’s terms is still a very, very popular actress and if this rumor is true, there exists something like a 15 minute tape of her giving him a blow job in his trailer on the set of one of his movies.

So after retiring from being a Hollywood stuntman who didn’t quite know what to do with his life. So what better to do in your free time than porn? That’s exactly what this dirty old man did.

Apparently Amateur District got their hands on 4 or 5 of these Uncle Jesse movies, which are all expected to be released over the next 18 months or so. The first one entitled Uncle Jesse is a Dirty Old Man was just recently released and is now available on DVD from many adult retailers including Adult DVD.

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I Love Renee Perez is now available on DVD

]]> http://lukeford.com/2010-08-12/movie-trailer-for-i-love-renee-perez/feed/ 0 http://lukeford.com/2010-08-01/the-love-twins-are-back-with-a-vengence/ http://lukeford.com/2010-08-01/the-love-twins-are-back-with-a-vengence/#comments Sun, 01 Aug 2010 15:19:22 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=15956 I seen something on Adult DVD Talk the other day that caught my attention.  Of course anytime a female posts something and makes reference to cock, that tends to grab my eye.

“… it is unlike what we have come to know of the girls from their previous movies. There is no glitz and glam. There are no attempts at trying to act. It’s just raw passion. I’ve not seen the girls have such an appetite for a cock before.“

I checked out the trailer for the movie and it looks like this may be true.  The Love Twins in most of their Vivid movies always lacked that insatiable appetite for sex.  That passion, that vigor that makes you go DAMN THEY REALLY WANT THAT COCK.  I’ve always liked their three way scenes when they are giving head.  They have that shit down to an art-form but now I must admit, I really can’t wait to check out this movie.

It will be nice to see the twins in a less directed, more free, FUCK ME NOW kind of way.  I’m not the biggest fan of amateur home movies but the one thing I can say for them is that you get a raw energy in them that you don’t tend to get from the scripted scenes.

“The Love Twins XXX Home Movies” is now available on DVD

click here to view the trailer

Identical twin porn stars, The Love Twins, Lacey and Lyndsey Love mark their return to hardcore with the release of The Love Twins XXX Home Movies. This movie is the first in a new line that Amateur District is producing which features the real amateur footage of famous stars.

This new series is quite a departure from what Amateur District is known for. Typically Amateur District releases titles featuring real amateurs girls they find on the streets, at golf courses and shopping malls. But the XXX Home Movies series marks the first time that Amateur District will purposely feature movies with famous porn stars.

Kelli Roberts, marketing coordinator for Amateur District says “When I first started doing marketing for Amateur District I had this project in mind. I knew that a lot of famous girls were out there shooting their own amateur type footage for their websites so I made contact with several of them and suggested they let us have some of the footage they shoot to release on DVD. It’s a win / win for everyone because their fans get to see some unique footage of the girls, shot at home by the porn stars themselves on DVD while at the same time the press for the release of the movies helps market their own websites. So in the end everybody is happy. Fans of the Amateur District line want to see the real footage, the stuff that isn’t all edited up and faked. They want to see the real deal and that is exactly what this series gives them.”

The Love Twins XXX Home Movies features all scenes that the girls shot themselves. The literally went out bought a camera and filmed themselves having sex and gave it to Amateur District who then turned it into a movie for them.

The Love Twins XXX Home Movies will be released on August 2, 2010. The Love Twins XXX Home Movies as with all Amateur District titles are distributed exclusively through Pulse Distribution. For wholesale inquiries please contact Howard Levine at Pulse Distribution at howard@pulsedistribution.com or by calling (818) 435-1607.

ABOUT THE LOVE TWINS -
The Love Twins first came on to the scene when they were signed by Vivid in 2005 and shortly after released their first movie Two Hot which would go on to be nominated that year for best sex comedy. Their follow up movie True Hollywood Twins would go on to recieve the same nomination the very next year.

When The Love Twins contract with Vivid Expired in 2007 they would go on to work with several other companies making movies for everyone including Digital Playground, Jules Jordan, Adam and Eve, Smash Pictures and more. The Love Twins would also go on to grace the covers of several men’s magazines including Swank, Club and Genesis. The girls would also go on to launch their own official website, www.LoveTwinsXXX.com which they run themselves. It is a free website where their fans can go to keep up with what they are doing, preview their movies and just chat with the girls. You can also follow them on Twitter at www.Twitter.com/TheLoveTwins

ABOUT AMATEUR DISTRICT -
Amateur District movies provide genuine Amateur content and is considered a one of the premier amateur lines. The Amateur District line of movies was originally launched in October of 2006 with the release of their first movie, Absolute Asses and within a year had their first of what would turn out to be many award nominations. Amateur District produces quality amateur movies and their official website is located at www.AmateurDistrict.com. You can also follow Amateur District on Twitter by going to www.Twitter.com/AmateurDistrict.

All For You Entertainment is a new line of movies and this is their first title released.

I fucking love the title and would be it for that alone but throw in the fact that it includes footage of Renee Perez, and I love the fuck out of it even more.   This is a gonzo movie.  There isn’t really any plot or story line.  It’s just 10 scenes of chicks being hot little whores.  Can’t really complain about that.

A few different places are offering this DVD including Adult DVD Empire, Gamelink,  CD Universe and TLA Raw.

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The movie includes hand job scenes that feature Missy Monroe, Capri, Holly Day, Noname Jane (as Violet Blue), Hennesie, Nichole Parks, Mya Ocean, Nikki Adams, Sindy Lange, Sandy Rose, Bliss Bitch, Erika Lane, Lara Cox, Tawny Bryant, Armani Knight, Zenova Braeden, Alesha Bizart, Kelsey Monroe and Lexi Mathews.

Hand Job Honeys 2 from Amateur District should be in stores some time around May 24th.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE MOVIE TRAILER

About Amateur District : Amateur District movies provide genuine Amateur content and is considered a one of the premier amateur lines. The Amateur District line of movies was originally launched in October of 2006 with the release of their first movie, Absolute Asses and within a year had their first of what would turn out to be many award nominations. Amateur District produces quality amateur movies and their official website is located at www.AmateurDistrict.com. You can also follow Amateur District on Twitter by going to www.Twitter.com/AmateurDistrict. All wholesale inquiries should be directed to Hyland@PulseDistribution.com.

“Some sequels aren’t worth making and even less worth watching. That couldn’t be more untrue of this movie,” wrote Roger Pipe for www.rogreviews.com in his review of Not the Cosbys XXX 2.

“Any time you get sex this good in features it is a bonus. To get it on top of a great script, a dead on parody and a funny movie it’s the recipe for a huge hit. As they have done with the Bradys, Will Ryder and X-Play have made the Cosbys into a porn franchise that I can’t recommend strongly enough.”

“Not The Cosbys XXX 2 by director Will Ryder was an even more polished up effort than the original release from last year,” wrote Don Houston of XCritic.com in his recent movie review.

“The sex flowed better and the writing upgraded so I felt that it earned the status of an Xcritic Pick that a great many people are going to want to see. In short, Not The Cosbys XXX 2 was a winner from beginning to end, providing superior fuck for the buck, technical quality, casting, and all the other factors that enhance a porno, the hard work behind the scenes certainly making it all happen. Great job!”

Strong praise indeed for a movie and a porn franchise that many say has become the greatest interracial sex comedy series of all time but Will Ryder suspects one of the other reasons the sequel is flying off store shelves is the addition of some extra white meat sprinkled around the movie like salt at a pepper party.

“What many don’t realize is that we had white girls in the first movie and even a cute Asian but most still think of it as a black movie and not even an interracial movie but that is not true,” Ryder remarked.

“Black is beautiful baby but we love women of all colors so we tossed in some more white ladies and a cute girl from Miami into this sequel and as you can see by the box cover Cliff is loving it,” Ryder joked.

Check out the PG rated movie trailer on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQytnz1AMQ

Fans seem to agree as porn customers and fans of the original 1980s NBC Television series are picking up both volumes of Not the Cosbys XXX making this one of the most wholesome adult families ever rivaling Not the Bradys XXX.

“We have that option to continue the series just like Not the Bradys XXX but really if you want an entertaining movie to introduce your wife or your girlfriend to the wonderful world of porn, Not the Cosbys XXX is a great entrée but it is also fun to watch when you are home alone.”

2010 AVN Female Performer of the Year Tori Black, Jenny Hendrix, Kelly Skyline and cutie Emy Reyes are all in the sequel along with the entire Huxtable family that returns intact including Monica Foster, Cassidy Clay, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel and the 2010 AVN Award winning Thomas Ward as Heathcliff Huxtable.

“We wanted to create something special and so far fans and critics love both volumes of Not Cosbys XXX,” remarked X-Play co-producer Scott David. “We are really proud of this series and if you put it on your store shelves customers pick it up.”

“I really think that Hollywood should take some lessons from Will Ryder because he is consistently able to create a sequel that more than lives up to the original,” stated Georga of Adult Movies Today.net. “If you loved the original Not the Cosby’s you are sure to love part two.”

Not Mash XXX will be in stores later this spring and X-Play’s next movie to hit stores is the highly anticipated sequel Not Married with Children XXX 2 March 23rd from X-Play/LFP Video.

NBC Television, Carsey Werner Productions and/or Bill Cosby do not endorse or sponsor Not the Cosbys XXX or the sequel.

Check out all the funny X-Play movies at www.sitcums.com

You can view the official trailer for this movie at official Britney Pierce website

Speaking of the hype, here is the official release for the movie ……….

Britney Pierce is back! The Pop Shot Star is back in another filthy fuck fest and her roadies, groupies and manager aren’t safe in Cezar Capone’s Oops!…I Fucked Him Again. On the pool table, at the piano and in the bedroom, Britney is a now super star and super slut—she might look innocent, but she’s one dirty diva and far naughtier than the other one. Streeting, Monday, March 1st, Britney Pierce will show you how she wants it to be.

“We have gotten a huge amount of preorders for Oops!…I Fucked Him Again,” says Hyland Church, VP of Sales for Pulse Distribution. “Britney Pierce stole everyone’s hearts and cocks in Fuck Me Baby One More Timeand Oops!…I Fucked Him Again. This time she’s more self assured and far nastier. Guess it comes with the fame.”

Cezar Capone has been shooting all his life, thinks all women are beautiful and has been called an “erotic visionary”. His movies are eye candy with some of the most beautiful women in the world, whether they’re famous porn stars or the cute relatively unknown girl next door.

Protégé EmilyRigby and the Daddy of Reality Porn, Dirty Sanchez, also direct movies in his line.

For international and domestic sales inquiries, please contact Hyland Church at Pulse Distribution via email at hchurch@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435.1608. For licensing inquiries, please contact Amy Lew at Pulse Distribution via email at alew@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435.1611. Preorders are strongly encouraged. Preorders are strongly encouraged.