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Another FAKE twitter account

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It seems anymore there are more fakers out there and a good number of the fake porn star profiles come from Vivid Cash affiliates “Your Vixens” formerly “Vivid Vixens”.  Today we are highlighting the fake profile they created for fromer Vivid contract star Hanna Hilton.  The fake profile in question is …… @TheHannaHilton

TheHannaHilton on Twitter is Fake

TheHannaHilton on twitter is not the real Hanna Hilton

Notice they don’t say “fan profile” or “dedicated to”.  Instead they try and play it off like the profile actually belongs to Hanna Hilton.

These douche bags have created fake profiles for many other porn stars including Lacei Heart, Meggan Mallone, Gianna Michaels and Lanny Barby where they at one time pretended she killed herself.  So what they do isn’t just to make money, they also fuck with the fans.  What kind of sick fuck does shit like that?

And even worse, why does Vivid allow it?

On this Hanna Hilton fake account they tweet things pretending to be her and say things like “Starting to get sleepy finally. Good to talk you all. #Kisses” and “Going to a shoot later on. Nothing big but glad to be getting out there again.”

 

Man says he was kidnapped to give up Shaq sex tape

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CNN is reporting that shit just got real in the Shaq sex tape scandal.  Some crazy fuckers kidnapped the guy who had it to try and get it. [source].

Seven alleged Los Angeles street gang members are charged with kidnapping and robbing a man who testified in court that they were after a Shaquille O’Neal sex tape he had.

Los Angeles prosecutors said they have not verified the sex tape, purportedly showing the retired basketball star having sex with several women, actually exists.

The alleged victim is Robert Ross, who said he was a member of the defendants’ Main Street Mafia Crips Gang before he became a music promoter.

Ross testified at the defendants’ preliminary hearing Monday that the gang members kidnapped him at gunpoint on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood, California, the night of the 2008 Grammy Awards.

They allegedly took him to the Los Angeles home of lead defendant Ladell Rowles.

“Defendant Rowles escorted victim Ross to a back room where he struck him with his handgun,” the criminal complaint said.  The men took Ross’ diamond chain, Rolex watch, diamond earrings and $15,000 in cash, the complaint said.

Ross, while on the witness stand, said it was then they demanded he hand over the videotape of O’Neal having sex with several women.

He testified that O’Neal knew through a mutual acquaintance that he had the videotape.

Ross, who said he was friends with O’Neal, testified that he tried to place music groups with O’Neal’s record label.

A prosecutor said O’Neal is not involved in the case.

O’Neal did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment about the allegations in the case.

He recently announced his retirement as a pro basketball player after 19 years in the NBA.

The preliminary hearing, which began last week in Los Angeles Superior Court, was continued until next month.

VIDZ.com Closes Affiliate Program

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Affiliates logging into their vidz.com affiliate account today will have been met by the following notice ……

Dear Affiliates,  The time has come where we have to close our affiliate program. We are working on a new Vidz version of the site and a new form of affiliation. As a consequence, there will be no more payments from 04/09/2012, and we recommend removing all your links to Vidz.com as soon as possible. We want to thank you for the continued support over the years and we are looking forward to meet you in few months with a new website, a new team, and a new form of affiliation.

This means that with less than a week’s notice they are no longer going to offer their affiliate program and they are also going to cease paying the ones they have now.  If you have any links to that website you should pull your links now and remember in the future before considering doing any business with these guys again how they handled their business in the past.

Internet star Claudia Marie lands mainstream movie role

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Rumor has it big busted internet sensation Claudia Marie of Claudia-Marie.com, just landed what is described as a “major role” in a mainstream movie.  The film which apparently was being cast in Cleveland, Ohio of all places is tentatively titled “Retro”.  Not much else about the flick or Claudia Marie’s role in it is known at this time.

We were able to obtain a shot of Claudia Marie just before she entered the casting director’s office, dressed up in her best 1940’s getup.

We’ll let you know more about the movie and Claudia Marie’s role as information becomes available.

 

Tomb Raider XXX gets some geek love

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“Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody”

Featured in Contest on Geek Chic Site

NerdBastards.com

 

Exquisite Films Supplies the NerdBastards.com

Community with DVDs & Movie Posters

Signed by Superstar Chanel Preston!

“Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” is featured in a contest on geek chic websiteNerdBastards.com.  Nerds around the world have an opportunity to win a copy of the year’s must-see adult blockbuster, along with a movie poster signed by superstar Chanel Preston (Lara Croft).  The contest held via Twitter runs through April 1, with rules available onNerdBastards.com.  The site’s coverage is the most recent in a slew of media reports on the movie from top entertainment and gaming sites like G4TV.com, Kotaku.com, CraveOnline.com, and NerdReactor.com.

 

For information about entering the contest and to read the NerdBastard.com review of “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody,” visit http://nerdbastards.com/2012/03/28/tomb-raider-xxx-review-and-giveaway-contest/.

 

“Lara Croft, the big-boobed adventurer from the bestselling video game and Hollywood movie franchise, has finally gone hardcore and it’s about damn time!” writes NerdBastards.com Editor Luke Gallagher.  “Angelina Jolie never did anything for me…Adult actress Chanel Preston on the other hand, now she’s floating my nerdy boat, if you know what I mean… Any girlie girl can throw on some short shorts, a blue shirt and pretend to be Lara Croft, but Chanel is the Tomb Raider of your wet dreams…One thing that makes this porno parody better than others is how hard-core it is…I left feeling satisfied.”

 

To view the SFW (safe-for-work) trailer of “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody,” visit http://youtu.be/L7z1zRxyt_o.  The trailer went viral shortly after its release, resulting in over half a million combined views.

 

To view the NSFW trailer of “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody,” visit http://straight.fleshbot.com/5895809/exclusive-first-look-at-the-hardcore-trailer-for-tomb-raider-xxx.

 

The greatest thrill seeker of our lifetime, Lara Croft (Chanel Preston), is headed on the adventure of her lifetime in “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody.”  With Alister (Anthony Rosano) in her ear, she searches for artifacts around the world and battles the sinister members of Natla Technologies at every turn.  Forever the thrill seeker, this death-defying journey is not enough to quench Lara’s insatiable quest for excitement.  Only when Lara falls into the arms of her allies… and enemies for torrid encounters can she be satisfied.

 

Writer/director Jordan Septo utilizes many of the popular characters from the game in “Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody”.  In addition to the gorgeous, sizzling-hot Chanel Preston as Lara and Anthony Rosano as Alister, the movie features Lea Lexis (Jacqueline Natla), Kagney Linn Karter (Amanda), Lee Stone (Larson), Gracie Glam (Mia), Nicole Aniston (Julia), Dani Daniels (Tamara), Derrick Pierce (Pierre Dupont), Anthony Rosano (Alistair), Evan Stone (Frank), and Danny Mountain (Sam).

“Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody” is over 4 hours of hot, XXX action, and the DVD includes extensive behind-the-scenes footage and a massive photo gallery.

 

Hackers Attack AVN

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Cyber terrorists have been busy lately on their fight against porn.  First was the attack on Bluebird Films, then Brazzers and other Manwin related properties and just after that there was the major attack on Digital Playground, taking down all their sites for over a week.

Now today it looks like they got AVN.com

 

Canadian Hookers Rejoice

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It’ll soon be legal to pay for sex in Ontario brothels [source]

The Nevada of the North? The top court in the Canadian province of Ontario issued a ruling today that legalized brothels and also allows prostitutes to have security staff. In its ruling, the court said prostitution is a dangerous profession in which risk is increased by laws preventing sex workers from working in groups in one location with security and other staff. Beginning next year, prostitutes will be allowed to work in brothels, and starting April 25, they can begin hiring bodyguards. One provision left in place is a law barring public communication for purposes of prostitution (picking up a prostitute on the street).​

 

Manwin makes a power play

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Say whatever you want about Manwin, and trust me there is a lot you can say – including the fact that they own and operate at least 5 of the most popular illegal tube sites in the world.  But what you can’t dispute is that the more they bought up adult assets the more power they have and with great power means they

Did Bluebird Films owner Paul Chaplin get outed as tax dodging expert to the rich and famous?

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The owner of the UK football team the Rangers recently outed his financial adviser as the owner of Bluebird Films, Paul Chaplin.  This is a big deal because right now this guy Craig Whyte is under a lot of pressure in the media over what they are calling “tax dodging”.

Craig Whyte is apparently one rich mother fucker.  He not only owns a UK football team but also he owns his own fucking castle.

Recently Whyte said he was confident that the Rangers football club would win the tax tribunal case against them (a potential £49 million tax liability which is more than $77 million is US dollars) and there would be no liability for Rangers to pay. [source]

So how did this guy get out of his big tax bill?  According to this recent article in the Sun, it might have been in part thanks to the advice of Bluebird Films owner Paul Chaplin.  The Sun story reveals that Paul Chaplin himself faced previous charges of pension fund fraud and in April 2005 he was suspended from practice for three years for conduct unbefitting a solicitor.  Solicitor is what they call lawyers in the England.

On a good note the Sun mentions specifically Katwoman XXX.  This no doubt brought in a large boost in sales for the movie.  Bluebird Films can’t be unhappy about that.

 

Craig Whyte advisor is a porn star

RANGERS chief Craig Whyte’s finance guru last night told of his double life rubbing shoulders with loaded clients one day — and bonking busty babes in porn films the next.

High-flying tax advisor Paul Baxendale-Walker counts the tycoon among a string of blue-chip customers.

Red-faced Whyte insisted he was in the dark about Baxendale-Walker’s mucky moonlighting — but the suave moneyman was happy to brag about his raunchy screen antics.

Oxford-educated Baxendale-Walker, 47, told The Scottish Sun: “Craig Whyte is a current client of mine. I’m advising him on business matters that are nothing to do with Rangers.

“I do what I do. I’m a professional. I’m a tax advisor, I save people lots of money.

“But I also do porn films. I do all sorts of roles — director, actor and producer.”Of course I appear in the movies. Who wouldn’t want to? What is the point in owning a BMW if you don’t drive the car?

“We go worldwide making and producing movies.

“I don’t have a wife or kids, I don’t do drugs. I just have fun. If anyone thinks that is a problem, well that’s up to them.”

The London City slicker’s law firm, which also has offices in Glasgow, offers a range of legal and financial advice to “some of the world’s wealthiest families”.

He also runs porn film-makers Bluebird Productions — and stars in his own raunchy movies.

In his latest naughty flick — a Batman spoof called Katwoman — he plays one of the lead characters The Jo-Kerr.

The two-hour movie shows him romping with a string of stunning models.

Most of his sexploits are too graphic for a family newspaper.

But in one scene the self-styled stud has a FOURSOME with a latex-clad Katwoman, another woman and a second man dressed as Batman character Two-Face.

At one point THREE scantily-clad blondes perform a sex act on a clearly delighted Baxendale-Walker.He also romps with a blonde Wonder Woman and a girl in a leopard-print outfit.

The DVD blurb says “This is an action-packed, sex-filled adventure. It’s not just chases, fights, explosions and action, It’s also some of the hottest sex and group sex from the nastiest villains and heroes around!!”

Some of Baxendale-Walker’s hundreds of other titles include: Ello, Ello Lust in France, Footballers Wives: First Half and Sugar Daddy.

He’s even won Best Foreign Director at the porn industry’s equivalent of the Oscars for the last three years.

Baxendale-Walker said he advised Whyte on a number of issues but declined to go into specific detail.

And he backed the Ibrox supremo over the flak he has fielded since he plunged Rangers into administration.Baxendale-Walker said: “I have a lot of respect for him as a businessman and individual. I can’t go into how long I’ve known Mr Whyte but I’ve witnessed the muckraking about him.

“Here is the guy who has come along to the crash site and is doing his best to tidy up.

“I think it is unfair that Craig Whyte is receiving all the muck given it wasn’t him that created this situation.”

Baxendale-Walker also claimed that former Gers chief Sir David Murray should be held to account. He said: “Here’s Sir David Murray saying this is all disappointing what is happening at Rangers.

“But it was under his chairmanship that Rangers allegedly used a tax scheme improperly.”

Baxendale-Walker has been credited with being the mastermind behind a variety of tax avoidance schemes — including the Employee Benefits Trust which triggered the probe into Rangers’ finances. In 2000 he was charged by the Serious Fraud Office after an inquiry into the pension fund of Glasgow engineering group Balfron.

But the trial was called off in June 2002 after a judge cited an abuse of the legal process.

In April 2005 he was suspended from practice for three years for conduct unbefitting a solicitor.

Last night a spokesman for Mr Whyte revealed the tycoon was introduced to Baxendale-Walker by mutual friends, adding: “He has no knowledge of his ‘sideline’.”

Vivid Cash Fuck Up!

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Affiliates of the Vivid Cash affiliate program today probably noticed a drastic drop in their sales.  The reason why is because when a surfer you refer clicks the join link they are taken to the secure.vivid.com link in NATs only, someone over at Vivid Cash it seems forgot to renew the security certificate and as such instead of reaching the join page they reach a warning page (see below)

 

So typical of the way this affiliate program has been run into the ground these past few years.  So seeing stupid shit like this probably won’t surprise many.