Apparently the speed freak or so Scott Fayner says, showed up to pick up one of the chicks that stay at Scott Fayner’s place.  I guess what is so funny about the story is that Scott Fayner who we all know has his own problems is so quick to talk shit about Corey Haim who had significantly less problems and at least has former fame on his side.  Perhaps Scott Fayner is just a tad jealous of the former child star.  For what reasons i have no idea.  It could be a looks thing.  It could be because Corey Haim is still getting a ton of chicks.   Or it could be the better quality of drugs the boy gets.  Who knows.

You can read the full story about Corey Haim showing up at Scott Fayner’s house high by clicking here.

Mike South has been closest to the entire mess because Kayden Kross blogs for him on his website and has ironically had the least to say. However today he has decided to speak out about it and address a person or two slinging some of the mud.  Well to be more specific to the what he calls attacks but the likes of Scott Fayner. And he brings up a good point …

Mike South blogs … What nobody seems to comprehend is why a second rate, drug addled trust fund baby has such a grind with Kross?  Or maybe it’s Adam and Eve…who knows.

I understand reporting on a story, and giving the facts as you see them but that isn’t what’s been going on here.  As I pointed out the other day, in my story about telling the truth, Scott Fayner and others have gone out of their way to try and gain sympathy for one of the prosecution’s witnesses in this case.

Some sources are calling him a poor, disabled vet, in an attempt to show how evil Kayden Kross is for what she did.  But in reality this man was no more injured in war than I was.  He had a accident at work and was on disability as a result of that accident from work NOT A WAR and that is why he fell behind on his mortgage payments and as such the bank was going to foreclose on him.  This man may have been in the Marines but he sure the fuck isn’t a disabled vet.  However some people are calling him that so that you have more pity for him.

But truth is we don’t know to what extent Kayden Kross was actually involved in any of this mess.  We know she had some involvement, sure but how much?  We don’t know if the person they are all interviewing is telling the truth or just speaking out of anger and bitter resentment and maybe like any normal person would when they are hurt and pissed off, skewing his recollection of the story toward his own benefit.  It’s only human nature to do that.

So why are people who love to brag about what great journalist or bloggers they are, go out of their way to employ such tactics?  Do they have sort of secret thing against Kayden Kross that we don’t know of?   Clearly there is some hidden issues here, that hopefully will come to light soon enough.

What we do know for a fact is that the government has some sort of case against Kayden Kross for fraud but we know almost none of the FACTS.  We can assume based on a few things provided to us or based on stories told to us by ex boyfriends, and jilted business partners but those don’t make them FACTS.  They make them assumptions and in some cases down right slander.

I will be the first to admit that I don’t like the fact that Kayden Kross is playing the I was young and stupid card while every day for the last 6 months we’ve had to hear her boast about her brilliant and independent she is through her many blog posts.  You have to pick one side of the fence or the other.  She clearly wants to play both and that just annoys the fuck out of me.

It also annoys the fuck out of me that she OR SOMEONE that may or may not be Kayden Kross took some stupid fuckers rent payments and then didn’t pay the mortgage with them.  That is wrong no matter how you look at it or how you twist it and if it was Kayden Kross she sure as fuck better do the right thing by this guy no matter how this criminal case turns out.

I don’t care if you were “young and stupid”, give the man his money back.  Not because you have to legally but because it is the right thing to do.

August is one of the top female stars in the adult industry today.

In his letter to me he proudly proclaims “IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE WAY WE DO OUR SPIN, JUST DON’T POST IT!” I wondered if this dumb ass has ever read the Luke Ford.com website before. It was then I looked up and realized this isn’t the first time I had spoken with him. He had recently wrote me requesting I interview another one of his starlets and after that interview was complete, he wrote back asking if I wanted to interview more. So now I’m really fucking confused. Has this guy seriously never been to this website before? I mean since 1998 I can probably think of no less than 2,000 insults that has been thrown out to porn stars and studios alike.

Luke Ford himself made his fame off of trashing people and future editors to the site after Luke Ford left are no different. Here we have Scott Fayner talking shit about Cassidey’s fake eye, here we have Winston Burbank smoking a bong and defending rumors that he’s not fucking Tory Lane (actual pictures of the drugs included), and here we have Taylor Rain making fun of Naudia Nyce, and this is a great one, here we have Taylor Rain telling Tory Lane to stick to her day job. I personally think Tory Lane is hot as fuck but it doesn’t change the fact that this website is about adult industry news and porn star gossip and that is exactly the kind of story that gets posted around here.

And these are just a few of the many examples of the trash talking bullshit that gets posted. So some ass is surprised that we call him out on a lie when he calls some girl one of the top female stars in the adult industry today? Seriously, what the fuck?



But I’m not a total dick. I didn’t mean to make some chick cry so here is what I want to say in regards to that.

Dear August,

I’m sorry that I hurt your feelings. My public rantings about the way your PR company handles their business was in no way meant to reflect the actual accomplishments you have made in your career and quite honestly, some of them are impressive. I would like to note that although I have not previously heard of you, apparently I have seen some of your movies. This is in no way a negative reflection on your beauty or talent, I simply just can’t keep up with the more than 85,000 porn stars there are out there. Your name just doesn’t come up enough in the things that I do to make you a household name yet. That does not however mean you are not a beautiful young girl, with a lot of potential and talent.




I sincerely apologize if I hurt your feelings. I just wanted to point out that I hate when people in marketing lie out their fucking asses and think nobody will notice or care. I noticed, I care. It annoys the fuck out of me.

So, I’ve been seeing all this stuff on MySpace and press releases and the overall internet where porno chicks are registering their names. Jesse Jane® does it. Stormy® does it, too.

Well now Fayner® wants to do it too!

As if you didn’t know how awesome I am, there’s now a ® to strengthen my awesomeness.

Actually, the act of registering your name as a porn personality is truly a joke, and I’m making fun of it. But who cares, right?

Your friend, Scott Fayner®

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It’s an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we’re into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

………. excellent reporting Fayner, look forward to even more in-depth analysis next year!!

A popular website writer for the adult industry was arrested early Wednesday morning while trespassing on private property in Woodland Hills, California.

Scott Fayner, who writes for LukeFord.com, an on-line news and gossip site that spotlights the ups and downs of the sex business, was approached by police officers responding to noise complaints from neighbors as he sat naked in a ditch just before dawn.

Fayner’s two female accomplices, who neighbors say were engaged in sexual activity with each other while being videotaped, managed to escape through a hole in a fence before authorities arrived.

During a search of the property police uncovered five vials of cocaine, a syringe filled with heroin and a glass pipe used to smoke cocaine.

Fayner had $7,200 cash in his jacket pocket. The serial number for the Sony video camera he claimed was his later proved to be that of one stolen from an area home last month.

Known for his clever  - and well-read – drug-induced writing and excessive partying, a calm Fayner told jokes to the officers during questioning, offered them pornographic DVDs in exchange for his release and even requested “one last hit of coke” before being taken into custody.

Fayner refused to relinquish the names of the two females, informing the arresting officers that he was alone the whole time “exercising my American right to sit in a hole smoking coke without clothes on.”

Fayner is being charged with Class A narcotic possession, misdemeanor trespassing, filming without a permit and possessing stolen property valued over $3,000. He was released Wednesday afternoon on $20,000 bail.

The majority of the sex players within the porno industry reside under the umbrella of Los Angeles. That’s just how it works. Others, though, come from places like Las Vegas, Arizona and New York. Florida, too. Lots of porno chicks come from Florida, as abundant as grapefruits on the seedy plains between Ft. Lauderdale and Gainsville.

It works well this way. Even for the out-of-towners coming to feed on our hand-picked, farm fresh meat.

But what of when it goes the opposite direction? That is, what becomes of the California adult star that treks across our great nation, our amber waves of lube, to procure employment?

Let’s see…

First off, what I’ve come to expect from stories regarding porno babes heading elsewhere to make movies is pretty much drama-filled and deceitful. Some companies feel that by having this young lass out of her element they have the authority to change rules at their own discretion, possibly being in the unique position to get her to do something she isn’t totally comfortable with just ‘cause they can. And most of them will fall for it, as most of them either don’t know any better or desperately need the cash being offered.

Sometimes, though, through the great graces of GOD Almighty, this globe-trotting tart faces the storm head-on and refrains from being exploited. I know that TMFR has been in this situation before and told the company to go fuck themselves. And it seems so wrong to think that just because a young woman flies 3,000 miles away from home to shoot porno a producer or director feels they can talk her into whatever they feel would bring them the most cash. Bastards, all of them. Right down to their soiled boxer shorts and the crust in the corner of their creepy-smiled mouth. Bastards.

Another heroic babe, I found out this morning, is August.

August called me from her hotel room in Miami, Florida around six Pacific time. Quite early, I thought, even for someone like me who gets calls from porno chicks 24/7/365.

Here’s the story: BangBros.com Productions, or Bang Bros., or whatever they go by, hired August for two boy/girl scenes using condoms. One job, she would have declined, but for two scenes it seemed worth it to August. In and out, right?

Bang Bros. flew her to Miami, set her up in a hotel. The first day everything went fine. No problems, no drama.

And then…

August was informed that for the next scene she’d have to swallow the dude’s jizz, something she only does with people she knows. She didn’t know this guy. Sorry, she said. Fine, Bang Bros. said, but you’ll have to do an interracial scene then, something she doesn’t do, even with people she knows. This is a problem, said Bang Bros., but not if you have a camel toe, which she was told she didn’t.

Now what?

Does Bang Bros. honor the agreement and shoot August for another boy/girl scene?

Does Bang Bros. honor the agreement and pay August for the two agreed scenes so to cover for their stupidity in hiring someone that doesn’t fit their needs?

No. They tell her it’s her tough luck. Pack your bags.
Anyone that knows August knows she’s a ballsy chick, not one to be fucked over by half-rate porno outfits. Either pay me for the two scenes now or shoot me again, she told them. That was the deal we made before I flew 3,000 miles, that’s what I expect.

No dice.

August was pissed off, but Bang Bros. didn’t care. Why should they when the porno biz is a revolving door of dumb chicks willing to be taken advantage of? Fuck her, right?

Bang Bros. especially didn’t like how they were being told about her friendship with me and my ability to write bad shit about them if she simply asks. Upon this information, August was offered a hand job scene to help fill the $1,000 she was now out. Are you kidding? How ‘bout a blow job scene? Again, are you kidding?

August said that although Bang Bros. felt she was lacking in the camel toe department, they were thinking about shooting a white chick for their Latin series. Come again?

I’m thinking that Bang Bros. just tries to get the girls to go to Florida, instead of hiring for what they need. A dim-witted way to do business, don’t you think? Especially when it is quite easy to ask what the chick will and will not do before hiring her…

August got out of Florida without doing something she didn’t expect to do. Usually that’s standard business, but with companies like Bang Bros. many of the unexpecting women are persuaded to shed their beliefs and morals for no other reason than they’re naïve to the seediness of people too amateurish to hire the right person for the right job. I’d wager my trust fund that on more than one occasion some gal working for Bang Bros has muttered “Well, I guess so, you know, I mean I did come all the way to Florida, right?”

Kudos to August for refusing to submit to their power play.
And shame on Bang Bros. for not realizing their mistake in hiring someone not fit for their needs and refusing to compensate her for her trouble.

Scott Fayner is a huge scumbag!!!! He is not your clean cut typical LA WANABEE!

He actually claims to be a “ROCKSTAR”! So I guess you can consider him LA! ROCKSTARS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR CASH OR DRUGS OR FOR THE FUCK OF IT!

The fuckin point is I actually thought of a genius idea for Scott Fayner! He doesnt do jack shit during the day expect sleep, play with the dogs, make grilled cheese sandwiches, get HIGH and proably jacks off at some point of the day!

I thought why the fuck not, lets go put Scott Fayner on the streets as a BUM!!! He already acts like one and he complains that he’s bored. Lukeford is putting him to work!!!!

We have signs made! Like for instance “WILL WORK FOR COKE”, “GIVE SEXUAL FAVORS FOR SOME CASH OR CHECK OR DRUGS”, “WILL SUCK COCK FOR THE FUCK OFF IT”, “NEED CASH TO FEED MY DOG” AND MORE TO COME!!!!!

I plan to first put him at the Coffe Bean and Jerrys deli on Topanga and Ventura!!! Thats the cool porn hang out for lunch!

Next spot will be at Fallbrook and Ventura where all the beeners hang out all day begging for work!!! We will just give the beeners free porn and they will be happy!!!!

Then we will roll out to topanga and Lassen to Country Deli so he can get hand outs from porn directors and owners of porn companys.

The first date will be on Feb.24 on Friday! He will be at Jerrys deli 12-1pm, Country Deli 2-4pm, and 7-eleven 4:20 till 5!!!!

Mondays schedule will be posted soon!!!!

P.S:Scott Fayner will be wearing a green robe with slippers!!!! Hes not very hard to miss!!! I will be there too!!! Just to laugh at him and to take some pics!!!! HOLLER 420!

Peace out!

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR

Stopped at Taylor’s mothers house to pick her and her other brother up.

Taylor and mom were in the backyard smoking a joint. Her brother, only 6 years old, was playing video games in the living room. I was searching the house for a photograph of Taylor taken years ago with big glasses that I desperately want. Not finding it, I made my way out back to join the gals and the joint.

“Hey mom,” I said to Taylor‘s mommy, “you know that why you’re out here getting stoned your 6 year old son is inside playing Grand Theft Auto, right?”

“That’s okay,” she replied.

“It is?”

“Sure. I don’t like to shelter my kids.”

“Have you ever seen the game?”

“No, but how bad can it be??”

“Well,” I began, “there’s one mission, for instance, where you have to go and burn down fields of marijuana.”

“REALLY???!!!!”

“I guess I shouldn’t mention how you carjack and beat people with hammers and bats and fuck hookers.”

“No,” she said while puffing away on the joint, “you best keep that to yourself.”

Later, Taylor‘s mother was telling us about how she was at his school recently while the kids were doing picture association or some shit like that. The teacher would show a picture and the children would have to say what it is. I guess that ain’t exactly picture association but…

“So the teacher holds up a photo of a pipe, the kind an old man would smoke, and my son stands up and says “my mommy has one of those!” The teacher pretended not to hear him. I was so embarrassed!”

“You should be writing this down,” I jumped in, “cause from what I hear coming up with a good Mother of the Year speech is quite difficult.”

“Fuck you Scott. Just hand me the damn joint, will you?”

Yesterday i went to the hospital. Dont worry nothin happened to me!!!! If you care!! Couple days ago, got a call from my stoner mother Phone conversation:

TR: whats wrong mom? Mom: tyler (my brother) is in the hospital for a bad sinus infection!!!! Hes been in the there since saturday and there keeping him til saturday!!!

TR: oh my god!!!!!! What do you want me to do? Mom: come to oc. I need some weed anyways!!!

TR: sweet!!!! I need to go put a depoist on my new dog!!! Mom: oh what kind of dog???

TR: blue nose pit bull Mom: another pit bull????????????????? Pit bulls are dangerous!!! You never know if the are going to attack!!!

TR: mom you are just trippin and being a mother!!!! I need another dog for bandit. He gets bored now!!! Mom: i guess!!!!

TR: so i will see you tomorrow at the hospital!!! Mom: yes and bring me weed!!!

TR: chill baller i always have weed on deck!!!! Mom: bye!!! I love you!!!!!

TR: bye! Love you too!!! Next afternoon get to OC:

Scott Fayner and i and also 3 doggies rolled out to oc!!!  Traffic traffic traffic!!! No matter what time you leave you get stuck in traffic!!!! Good thing i rolled five joints the night before! Anyways went to lunch with my sister in irvine becuase she has a “normal job”! Whatever that means? Then went to my moms house and told her to meet us there and i will get her high!! We get fuckin baked! And roll out again! “taylor you drive im too high right now ” mom says!!!!

Perfect valet at the hospital!! Scott says “mom she always has to valet becuase she thinks shes a rockstar!!!” Go into tylers rooom and mom warns me that he has a roomate now so be very quiet!!!! K mom whatever! Tyler was so bored you can tell and he kept saying how bored he was!!! I asked “why” becuase they stopped giving me morphine today because they are releasing me in a couple days! That sucks! Well how do you feel? Better i can open up one eye today! Sweet! Can i get you anything in the cafateria??? I have the munchies!!! Tyler says ” i wish i had the munchies”! Mom says “taylor shhhhh”!

Scott and i go downstairs and get a bunch of munchies! Cafterias have defintely improved over the years!!! Holler 420! Tyler kept complaining that he was bored but they have really good lemonade here!!! He pushed the button for the nurse to come in and give him drugs because he was in pain. Scott and they nurse didnt really hit it off!!! Scott says to the nurse ” give the kid some morphine he is in pain and bored” nurse says ” im not giving a 16 year old morphine when he looks totally fine”! I laughed!

Anyways, 420 rolled around real quick so we all left on 420! My brother knew we were leaving him because it was 420! Hes so smart! After that went to see my new pit bull!!!! She is so fuckin cute! Her name is smokey! Like remember smokey and the bandit! Im so smart! Put a depiost down and i get her when she is 10 weeks old because i am clipping her ears!!!!!!! Shes 8 weeks now! Im so excited!!!

Then went to dinner on pch to bj’s pizza and rolled out of oc! Going 90MPH the whole way then get to woodman on the 101 huge accident!!! Figures! La sucks balls! And that was my day!!!! Peace out!

TMFR