Ron Jeremy’s Cock Joins Twitter

This statement really sums it up … “I’m sure there are plenty of dicks on Twitter–but I’m the only one belonging to Ron Jeremy!”


TWITTER GROWS BY 9¾ INCHES


Los Angeles, CA – In the era of accessible communication, it seems like everyone has a voice. From CNN to Snuggie, there are Tweets, Facebook updates, MySpace Bulletins and Blog posts.


Even reluctant participants have fallen into to the fold, including Ron Jeremy’s penis. No, that’s not a typo. The adult film icon’s penis hosts its own blog http://ronjeremysdick.blogspot.com and Tweets on a regular basis at http://twitter.com/ronsmonster.


After years of being relegated to just another member of the Actor’s Guild, and often called a stiff, single-focused performer, or just a dick, Ron Jeremy’s penis is ready to share its thoughts, observations, and life as seen through its unique eye. It has a lot on its mind, from thoughts about the economy to its own picks for “American Idol.”


You will be amazed at how alert and truly sensitive this newest member of the blogosphere is. Ron Jeremy’s penis is ready to go for a very long time. You don’t need to stroke its ego. Become a friend and follower and share your stories and comments on whatever topic resonates with you, but most of all, just come and have a ball.

“One-Eyed Monster” starring adult film actors Ron Jeremy, Veronica Hart and mainstream film and television actress Amber Benson, comes to stores nationwide on April 28th.

Party with Bree Olson and Ron Jeremy

Bree Olson blogs — I’m going to be at Shangrila East this Saturday! (April 4, 2009) This Saturday the 4th we are celebrating Kats birthday. She’s a super good friend of mine. Us and a large group of friends are going to Shangrila East to enjoy ourselves. Its a wonderful coincidence thast Ron Jeremy is gonna be there as well doing a signing and what not. So come hang out with us! Its gonna be a blast! There are supposed to be some really hot new dancers there too so we are all pretty stoked! I’m not going to be dancing but I will be hanging out and I’ll be available to talk to or whatnot. Well can’t wait to see ya’ll there!  xoxo Bree Olson


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Ron Jeremy Sues Nintendo?

Is porn legend Ron Jeremy really filing a lawsuit against game maker Nintendo claiming they based their now infamous character Mario on him? Well according to THIS article he is.  This seemingly real story details out the terms of the suit however Ron Jeremy has come out and stated the news story to be a fake.  Ron Jeremy is not in any way shape or form in any sort of legal tangling with Nintendo and he even goes on to say that he loves Mario.  In his statement he said “Mario is my idol and he encourages me to eat more chick’n. Power Up!


Here is the story in full for you.  You can see in some parts it is clearly intended to be a joke but in others you wonder.  Read it and see for yourself if you can tell.


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With the economy deteriorating and consumers reluctant to spend so frivolously, the entire country is seeking creative, and sometimes desperate, ways to bring in extra cash. The result: Lawsuits, Lawsuits, Lawsuits! The porn industry is no exception. The Estate of Ron Jeremy (Paul S. Martin) filed a $69 million dollar lawsuit last week against the creator of Mario Bros., Shigeru Miyamoto, as well as his employer Nintendo Co. Ltd.


The suit claims that the Japanese artist, under the supervision of Nintendo, used Mr. Jeremy’s image as the sole model for their most iconic video game character “Mario”, from the internationally recognized video game “Mario Bros.” Mr. Jeremy’s attorney, Todd Ludlow, provided the following statement: “We intend to prove that the accused used our client’s image and persona as the basis for creating one of the most legendary characters in video game history. If you look at the facts, it is quite clear where Mr. Miyamoto obtained his ideas. The obvious similarities are the round, overweight stomach and dark mustache. Mario’s occupation is a master of piping, and if you go back to the character’s debut, his goal is to beat a monkey. We have done our research and the time line matches perfectly. The “Donkey Kong” video game was released in 1981, two years after Ron Jeremy’s first “adult video” was released. This is no coincidence.”


After filing the suit, Japanese authorities swarmed the Miyamoto residence. There, locked in the basement of the house, police found four boxes of adult videos featuring the famous porn star along with two life-size cardboard cut outs, a plasterized replica of Mr. Jeremy’s genitals, and a pile of soiled rags. Representatives of Mr. Miyamoto as well as Nintendo could not be reached for comment.


In a related story, the Estate of Ron Jeremy has now filed a Lawsuit against the former Attorney Todd Ludlow for referring to Mr. Jeremy as overweight. More details to cum.

NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards

So I know that we aren’t really required to post another story until next week but I couldn’t wait.  I just found out that one of our movies called Twins Do Science, which we did back when we were still with Vivid was just nominated for an award for the upcoming NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards, under the category of Best Feature Production – Fans Choice … which means you get to vote on if we win or not!


Twins Do Science Gets Award Nomination


For those that don’t know about the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards let me tell you a little about their history.  Their awards program actually began as a local event about 15 years ago.  Their first award show was co-hosted by the infamous Ron Jeremy and the lovely Kelly O’Dell.  The show was put on by NightMoves Magazine, hence the name NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards.  Back then they were honored the local clubs in Tampa Florida however over the years the show has expanded to also include awards for porn stars, adult films and movie studios.

The award show is unique in that it gives two awards per category, the first is the editor’s pick and the second is voted on by the fans.  Sort of like the F.A.M.E. awards only the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards was the first to do it.


Our movie Twins Do Science is nominated in the category of Best Feature Production and last year the winners of that award was Corruption from Sex Z Pictures as the Fan’s Choice and The New Neighbors from Sllab Productions as the Editor’s Choice.  I thought you might enjoy seeing what the movie is about so I asked for help in getting you the movie trailer.  You can click the box cover below to view the movie trailer for Twins Do Science and you can click here to vote for our movie at the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards.


The Love Twins in Twins Do Science

view the movie trailer for twins do science

click here to vote for our movie at the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards

Hustler Anniversary party sucked balls?

I heard an interesting rumor today. I heard that the Hustler 34th anniversary party which was held last Saturday at the Highlands nightclub was a big fat bust and even more juicy is that I heard LFP Talent Coordinator China Barbor was fired over it. Well “had a parting of ways” as a direct result of the party she organized.

China Barbor was quoted as saying “I really wanted to throw a good party to celebrate Hustler, what better way to say ‘thank you’ than showcasing why we are No. 1?” I guess that didn’t work out so well for her now, did it?

We gave the boys over at LFP a call to confirm this rumor but as expected couldn’t get very far. What we do know is that China Barbor “hasn’t been in the office this week” but one person we spoke to thought she may come back while yet another party claimed they had no idea what was going on and indicated everything was wonderful over at LFP and there was absolutely no truth to the rumors … that the anniversary party was great and everyone was happy.


So I went over to the AVN photo galleries to see just who was at the party, because in an earlier press release they indicated that “celebrities” would be there. What I didn’t find was one photo of anyone really famous. Unless we are now counting Ron Jeremy as a celebrity. And for that matter, I seen no A list porn stars either. There was Marina Maywood, Samantha Sin, and some girl named Whitney there. AVN reported that “Larry Flynt made an appearance in addition to celebrities and behind-the-scenes members of the adult industry.” But the closest to A list porn insiders besides Ron Jeremy you could get would be Holly Randall, daughter of photographer Suze Randall.


I don’t know if the party was really as great as they LFP are saying or a big ass mess as others are saying but what I do know is if these famous people where there, I sure didn’t see them in the pictures and wouldn’t you think that they would have been able to capture, I don’t know ONE celebrity in a photo if they were there?


Where is Tera Patrick whom LFP recently won an award for distribution of one of her titles? Where is Nina Mercedez who distributes her new line of movies? Where is the chick that is on the May cover of Hustler Magazine? Even Meggan Mallone didn’t show up? I checked out Meggan Mallone’s myspace and she showed off her cover of Hustler for May 2008 but she didn’t make any mention of going to any Hustler party. I realize that Adam & Eve contract girl Ava Rose is in the July issue (albiet not the cover girl) and she was there, but what about May (current issue on stands at the time of the party) and the June cover girls for Hustler?


I don’t know but it sounds like to me that someone fucked up somewhere.

NAKED AMBITION NYC PARTY

DCypher posts: Tuesday night Michael Grecco threw a party in New York City for the release of his new art book featuring porn stars, NAKED AMBITION, and you weren’t invited. I know it hurts but tough titty. I wasn’t there either. This is the first I heard of it as well.

On the guest list for the event were alt darling Joanna Angel, media darling Ron Jeremy, and octogenarian Jamie Gillis, along with Luc Wylder of Fallen Angel glory and his delicious tasting wife Alexandria Silk. Mmmmmm. Silkyyyyyyy.

“As a society we are so repressed, but we still have a fascination and titillation with who these people are,” Grecco said of the adult film industry talent he photographed for the book. “I approached the project as both a serious portraitist and as a documentarian, that’s why along with the people I included a series of still life work of the accouterments of their world. It’s a fascinating view.”

The book features over a hundred porn stars like Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Tera Patrick, Ava Rose, and Janine and SHOULD NOT be confused with the book NAKED AMBITION written by former porn PR whore Carly Milne. That would be tragic. It also features my friend Halcyon Pink from HUGNATION with his ex Tassy.

It is selling well I hear, despite his original fears that it was all porny and no one would buy it, because, you know, it’s got nakey people in it. He’s an artist though, and not a dirty pornographer like me, so don’t get it twisted. Personally I didn’t see what the hype was all about. I got the book, flipped through it once, and gave it to a homeless guy to wallpaper his new cardboard house.

I’m such a humanitarian. I know.

BTW- You gotta admire how Ronnie just keeps catching the spotlight no matter where they shine it. Go HH!

RON JEREMY’S TOUR BUS CRASHES INTO A DRUNK DRIVER IN BOSTON (NO WAY!)

From Here Wondering how far the halo of celebrity stretches? Well, try this on for size. After dealing with the aftermath of a drunk driver accident on the Massachusetts Turnpike outside of Boston early Saturday morning, policemen and clean-up crew members lined up to pose with porn star Ron Jeremy for souvenir photographs.

 

Jeremy, anti-porn crusader Pastor Craig Gross and others were on a bus heading out of town for New York City after the latest pit stop of their travelling national road show, the Great Porn Debate. “There were eight of us in the front of the bus in the living room area and we all landed on top of each other,” Gross writes on his website XXXChurch.com. “I have never seen Ron Jeremy move like that. My two kids and Jeanette were sleeping and did not even wake up. Jason the moderator of the debate busted his ankle. The drunk driver tried to put his passenger in the driver’s seat but thanks to all the cameras in our bus we got proof of that. They hand cuffed him and took him to jail.”

 

Jeremy has logged more miles on this tour than he did while making 1,800 plus adult movies. The Friday night Boston debate date followed the dates of August 5th in Milwaukee, August 6th in Chicago, August 7th in Grand Rapids, August 8th in Indianapolis and August 9th in Pittsburgh. The tour concluded Saturday, August 10th with a final Big Apple engagement.

 

The Great Porn Debate includes questions from the audience, and at the Chicago engagement for example, when an audience member complained about the imagery of women put forth in porn, the Hedgehog suggested that this was also true of much of the mainstream media. “If that were the problem, then we should condemn Britney Spears, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Hell, I used to masturbate to Gilligan’s Island!'”

 

Jeremy has always been (also) known for his throwaway sense of humor. To wit, his February 2007 autobiography is titled The Hardest (Working) Man in Hollywood. The former adult superstar also recently loaned out his Hollywood apartment as a shooting location for Entourage.

PORNSTARS REACH MAINSTREAM FAME

While these adult-movie stars’ X-rated films may not be coming to a theater near you, the stars themselves are becoming household names. Book deals, feature film roles and reality shows have put these salacious stars on the Hollywood map and poised them for ample tabloid fodder.

Jenna Jameson may be the “Queen of Porn,” but it wasn’t until she got a mainstream break in Howard Stern’s “Private Parts” that audiences could admit they knew who she was. Jameson scored a six-figure book deal and even appeared on the red carpet for L.A.’s Fashion Week.

Traci Lords made more than 100 films before the age of 18 making her a screen queen for adult-film audiences. However, that minor detail that Lords was not of age while filming the X-rated movies prompted authorities to order the films taken off shelves. Lords changed her ways and appeared randomly in mainstream movies and TV shows, including “Serial Mom,” “Blade,” “Melrose Place” and “MacGyver.” She also penned an autobiography of her adult-film experiences, “Underneath It All.”

Mary Carey may be known for her busty blonde adult-film looks, but now she hopes to get noticed for her political views. Carey, who has appeared in numerous adult films and on Playboy TV, ran in the 2003 California recall election for governor. She placed 10th (out of 135 candidates). As a declared Republican, she hopes that her film career will help propagate her political career, according to an interview on the Fox News Channel in 2006.

The notorious “King of Porn,” Ron Jeremy has starred in more than 1,700 movies and directed more than 250. His familiarity of the business landed him a gig as a technical adviser on “Boogie Nights,” while his well-known average looks have cameoed in numerous TV shows and films. In addition, Jeremy’s role on VH1’s “The Surreal Life” has brought him into the homes of viewers of all ages.

Stormy Daniels won the award for best new starlet from Adult Video News in 2004. However, her adult-film career success hasn’t deterred her mainstream ambitions. Daniels has not only appeared in men’s magazines GQ and FHM, but she has also written for FHM. In addition to small stints in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” and the FX show “Dirt,” Daniels even scored herself an invite to the 2007 Grammys.

Ginger Lynn’s prolific adult-film career in the 1980s made her one of the biggest names in X-rated films. However, in 1986, Lynn stopped working in adult films to begin a mainstream career and began using her full name: Ginger Lynn Allen. Although she managed to land some mainstream parts on TV and on the big screen, her relationship with actor Charlie Sheen garnered more Hollywood attention. More recently, Lynn appeared in “American Pie: Band Camp” in 2005, and since last year hit satellite airwaves as the host of Playboy Radio’s Sirius Radio Show.

Turkish-German actress Sibel Kekilli left a porn past behind when she starred in the critically acclaimed German film “Head On.” Although Kekilli won awards for her gritty role, German tabloids seemed more interested in Kekilli’s numerous adult films under the stage name Dilara. However, Kekilli will continue on a mainstream path and is set to portray a young Jewish woman on the way to an Aushwitz concentration camp in an upcoming film.

Adam Glasser goes by the pseudonym Seymour Butts for his X-rated films. He directs, produces and occasionally stars in his “gonzo” genre films (faux, reality-based films). However, in 2003, a Showtime series stuck Glasser at the center of his own reality show, “Family Business.” The show featured his mother and cousin who helped him run the family business. A 2001 obscenity-based court case fueled his free speech activism, and he used his Showtime fame to help further free speech causes.

Belladonna has appeared in more than 250 adult films, appearing often as a dominant lesbian. However, her fame has skyrocketed recently, in part due to some TV fame in the last few years. In addition to appearing on Adam Glasser’s “Family Business,” Belladonna was also the focus of a Diane Sawyer piece on ABC in 2003.

LETS ALL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER

Meet Your Favorite Porn Star in Las Vegas at the Adult Entertainment Expo

Adult Entertainment ExpoIt’s not every day you get to meet a porn star. At least for most of us it’s not. That’s why, if you’re a fan of X-Rated entertainment, there’s only one place to be this week and that’s Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo, where you get a chance to meet your favorite porn stars in person, instead of the way you would normally spend time with them.

Just look at this list of talent appearing. It’s a who’s who of porn, including stars like Tera Patrick, Lexi Tyler, Jenna Haze and Gianna Michaels. Then there are legendary figures of the adult world like Ron Jeremy, Larry Flynt and Seka. Not only will you be able to meet your favorite porn star, you’ll be able to preview the latest and greatest in adult products. It’s best I don’t go into detail, but I’m sure you understand.

Then, after the Expo is over, you have the chance to attend the AVN Awards. Yes, that’s right, for the first time in history, the AVN Awards are open to the public. (BUY TICKETS) During the 24th Annual Awards, the industry salutes its own with trophies behing handed out for Oscar-like categories such as Best Director and Best Actress, as well as categories the Oscars wouldn’t touch, such as Best Three-Way Sex Scene. (I’m rooting for ‘My Baby Got Back 39’)

VS MEDIA JOINS THE XBIZ HOLLYWOOD ’07 INDUSTRY FORUM

LOS ANGELES – VS Media, parent company of Video Secrets, has joined a growing list of corporate sponsors for the XBIZ Hollywood ’07 Industry Conference.

VS Media’s endorsement of the XBIZ Conference comes on the heels of several recent announcements including the seminar lineup for the event and the beginning of the nominations process for the 5th Annual XBIZ Awards show, held in conjunction with the Hollywood event.

VS is proud to be a corporate sponsor of the XBIZ Hollywood Industry Forum,” VS Media President Greg Clayman said. “We have backed XBIZ since its inception, and they have proven themselves time and again. We are certain this event will be informative and a great conference for anyone in any sector of the industry to network and do business.”

The XBIZ Hollywood Conference will be held at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, Calif. from Feb. 7-8. The event is expected to become one of the premier adult gatherings of the year, in addition to XBIZ’s annual summer event in July in Las Vegas.

Registration is still open and can be found here.

VS Media recently celebrated 10 years in the industry. The company’s flagship site, Flirt4Free.com, has attracted some of the biggest names in adult entertainment to perform live shows for fans, including Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Gina Lynn, Ron Jeremy, Carmen Luvana, the Vivid Girls and male talent from the Falcon Family of Companies.

Premium sponsorship packages are available. Direct all inquiries to Kristen Kaye at Kristen@xbiz.com.

For interviews, and general inquiries contact Dusty Marie at dusty@xbiz.com OR 323965-0788.

XBIZ™ is the industry source for breaking news and business information and the number one destination for adult business operators and webmasters. XBIZ offers extensive online services, including breaking industry news, trade articles, up-to-the-minute press releases, event listings, free business services and a comprehensive business directory.